Josh Duhamel and Fergie continued their Valentine's Cancun getaway today with a little ride through the waves.

A bikini-clad Fergie (yay!) and a shirtless Josh (yay!) strapped into a couple of neon orange life jackets and hit the "deck" of a catamaran named Luna.




















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C'mon.  In this picture, doesn't it look like Selita Ebanks slightly "raised the sea level" and Marisa Miller is desperately trying to escape the contaminated water?

In the rest of the photos, it looks like the two are doing yet another Victoria's Secret swimsuit shoot.

But in that one photo...  Yup.  Definitely peed in the ocean.

For all the guys who have ever pondered, "Huh, I wonder if Victoria's Secret could use a guy to hold a bounce board behind Marisa Miller," the answer is "yes, they could."  Unfortunately for said guys, the answer extends to include, "but the job is already taken."

Yesterday, #1 on Maxim Magazine's Hot 100 list was spotted frolicing on the shore of Saint Barthelemy while posing in swimwear.  At one point, Miller had a bit of a nip slip.  Hazard of the job, we guess...

Oh sweet Jealousy!

Victoria's Secret model (and Orlando Bloom girlfriend) Miranda Kerr spent the Lord's Day bouncing around a St. Barth's beach in a bikini... and some workout wear... and some casual outfits.  All of which, we're sure, will soon be available on the pages of your VS mail order catalogue.

Time to hang up your aprons, professional Photoshoppers.




















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Fingers crossed he didn't fill up on Cuban food beforehand.

Shortly after arriving in Miami yesterday, Adrian Grenier and a band mate were spotted working up a sweat and... airing out the goods?

How excited is that girl in the purple pants!!?  We love her.  Also, we wouldn't mind trading places with that tissue.











EXCLUSIVE photos by KADENA PIX

From the hills of L.A. to the city of New York to the beaches of Miami.

The City star Whitney Port spent Monday soaking up the Floridian sun with beau Jay Lyon.  Maybe last time we spotted him, he was buying swim trunks.

She is quite the leggy creature...











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American Idol personalities Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell are counting down the days to the Season 8 kickoff by floating around the Caribbean on a couple of jet skis.

How are you feeling about the Seacrestian physique?  Sea-Doo or Sea-Don't?

The show resumes on Tuesday the 13th!











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Dear Universe, hear our plea.  We want  A) shirtless golf and, now B) shirtless soccer.

Really, it's not too much to ask.  If such a thing as the "Lingerie Bowl" exists, it seems only fair, right?

Manchester United star Cristiano Ronaldo and his agent Jorge Mendes kicked off (intended) the new year in Ronaldo's hometown of Funchal, Portugal.  Sunning, jumping off of things, making ladies worldwide swoon.  Just another day in the life of Cristiano...




















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Oh dear, Richard Gere!  $5 says the wave won.

Richard Gere and his family (wife Carey Lowell and son James) were spotted ringing in the new year in St. Barth's.

Richard and James appeared to be having a blast as they battled the surf.  Cute!




















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So what if we're easily distracted by shiny objects and "air that sh*t out" crotch shots?

It looks like Lily Allen fell right out of that man's vagina and onto the beach, cigarette already in hand.  We can't help but wonder if her initial birthing process was not so dissimilar.

Before Lily and "older man" art deal Jay Jopling  were spotted canoodling on a yacht, they were doing some heavy petting on the beach... and in the most romantic of parking lots...

Oh sweet gift from heaven!  Kate Moss brought us another rousing round of Mammories Monday!

While vacationing in Thailand, Kate apparently misplaced her bra then said "Phuket!" and went without.

The supermodel was spotted laughing, smoking (pleh), and casually boozing on Surin Beach with beau Jamie Hince, her daughter Lila Grace, and friends.

Browse the "somewhat NSFW" gallery of Kate lovin' life, and slippin' nip.




















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Ooooookay then.  Amy Winehouse continued her "free-spirited" Caribbean vacation yesterday with a rousing bout of topless pushups in front of reported new beau Blake Wood.

She also was spotted cuddling in a hammock with a non-Blake super hunk.

Wait, huh!!?  Is she or is she not with Blake 2.0?  Do we have a say in who she ends up with?


Several pics are NSFW





















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Let's see how the search engines like that title.  Eh?

Somehow, we expected this girl just suddenly burrow out of the sand and start rapid-firing questioning Chloe Sevigney about if she liked "it" and how that other chick's chapstick tasted.

Chloe was spotted sunbathing on Miami Beach recently.  Knowing her sometimes "risk-taking" fashion sense, we expected a bikini constructed completely of feathers of Fruit Roll-Ups.











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After hosting a New Years Eve bash, 90210 star AnnaLynne McCord (we need to nickname her, because typing that mouthful is annoying) spent Saturday showing off her fat-free torso whilst lounging on a Miami beach.

Yikes.  Now we're considering reviving our Eat a Sandwich gallery.

Anyone know who makes her super cute green purse?











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Well, this is an improvement.  Not too hard to do, considering anything short of a drug-riddled sycophant would be an improvement over Amy Winehouse's last Blake.

The singer continues to vacation in the Caribbean where she was seen protectively clinging to her "new Blake," American artist Blake Wood.  So, we guess there's no need to laser away that left boob tattoo...

Handstands.  Smiles.  Meat on her bones.  Dare we smell a comeback in the works?

There's a nipple or two involved... again... so if that's NSFW for you, you've been warned.

There's also a kid involved somehow.  But, we guess, nipples are more kid-friendly than some other things we've seen Wino subject them to.




















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Gerard Butler, if you're going to visit the beach, you must know folks, fans and otherwise, expect-- nay-- want you to be without a shirt.

We want the King Leonidas washboard on full display.

Yesterday, Mr. Butler and his vile-"still on"-shirt hung out on Miami Beach.












Photos by KADENAPIX

Whoah!  This display of ex-spouse congeniality could give the Team Demi-Bruce a run for its money!

For the holidays, Jude Law and his ex-wife Sadie Frost reunited to take their three children (Rafferty, Iris, and Rudy) on a family vacation in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

The family played on the beach, floated around in a motor boat, and even went snorkeling at one point.

Little Iris sure seemed to enjoy all the doting attention from her dad!  And, of course, there are some shirtless photos of Jude so you may *ahem* have to take a peek.

Lindsay Lohan spent New Year's Eve day chilling on a Miami beach and getting a smooch on the cheek from that cute little fella'!

Notably absent, a bikini-clad Samantha Ronson.  Regardless, Lindsay looks really happy in these photos.  And pretty sexy too!  (Even if we are bordering on tossing her back onto Limb Watch).

If that smile is any indication, we think Lindsay is on track for a comeback.  Do you?




















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Huh.  It seems like just last year Kelly Brook was frolicking on the beaches of St. Barth's with her then-beau Billy Zane.

ERRRRRRR!  <----- record scratch

Oh.  It has been one year.  But, this time around, Kelly has kept the same bikini but traded Billy in for a younger, more toned model of man-- rugby star Danny Cipriani.  The two were spotted lovey-doveying it up in the waves of the Caribbean on New Year's Eve.




















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Not that he needs any help in this sector, but, adding a dolphin to his Entourage might help Adrian Grenier pick up even more chicks... or result in him accidentally luring dudes.

From the look of these photos, Mr. Dolphin already appears to be serving his porpoise purpose.  *tugging at collar*

Grenier and his Honey Brothers band mates spent New Years Eve swimming with the dolphins at the Sea World in Gold Coast, Australia.












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And we don't mean the clap.

For someone who's quite familiar with "where the sun don't shine," Paris Hilton sure seems to go out of her way to keep the rays around.

Paris kept right on in Australia today, heading from her hotel down to Bondi Beach to cause a ruckus... the sort of which has been dwindling for her stateside.

One beach goer got upset with the chaos and threw sand in her hair... and instantaneously became our hero.











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Fitting that we caught him mid-"sasquatch pose."

Yesterday, Christian Audigier (you know, the man who keeps douchebags clothed) was spotted strutting his stuff on a Miami beach displaying a self-celebratory tramp stamp that can be one-upped only by Steve-O's.

Would you go for the Ed Hardy designer, or this other "mature" bod-baring designer?












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Not to send shivers of SAT terror down your spines, but:

If    "Saint Barthelemy Vacation : Miami Vacation," does that mean  "Beyonce's level of fame : Solange's level of fame" ?

Knowles Sister The Younger, Solange, was spotted taking a break on a Miami Beach today.  With a rear that looks like that, we wonder why she bothered with the baggy shirt.  Lookin' good, Solange!












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We guess that when you have as much money as Be-Jay Jay, there is an inexhaustible supply of toys to keep you amused.

Enter:  Floating trampoline

It's like someone gave them a trampoline, then asked WWJD?

Today, Beyonce and Jay-Z continued their vacation in the warm waters of Saint Barthelemy.  When Beyonce bored of photographing her beau and jet-skiing in a maxi-sarong-thing, she resorted to bouncing on water.  Sky Mall anyone?




















Photos by ELIOT PRESS

Well well well, Giorgio Armani.  Is your speedo supposed to shun tan lines?  If so, then you're still going to end up with a wicked white one around your wrist.

Then again, we probably wouldn't leave a wristwatch that expensive laying around unattended either.  The designer was spotted maintaining his crisp on the beaches of St. Barth's.

Do you think Giorgi's been reading this?