Like three cookies made from the same cutter, Lauren Conrad, enemy-sib Stephanie Pratt, and a mystery (predictably beautiful) third gal showed off their bright frocks while leaving Goa nightclub after a bout of revelry last evening.

We think Lauren looks great.  Like, really great.  Except when she's making those faces in the car.  We could have done without that.

The Hills season 3 finale killed it in the ratings among the P12-34 demo, grabbing the biggest audience in its time slot.  Well, Civilization.  It was nice knowing you.  Peace out.












Photos by GARRY

Lauren Conrad and that other Lauren (Lo Bosworth) prepared for departure from LAX today.

Note to all travelers:  You do not want to be behind one of these girls in the security line.

With all the jewelry these two were wearing, it must have taken for-frickin'-ever for them to de-accessorize and pass through the metal detector without setting off the alarm.

But, it appears they finally did just that. 

We're not entirely sure why we gave that random dude the power of burning laser vision.  But we did.  So there.

Happy flying, oh Ladies of The Hills.












Photos by GABO

As Heidi Montag's boyfriend and manager, Spencer Pratt makes all sorts of decisions: Like making sure her hair looks Miss America pageant-ready (circa 1985) and dressing her in gold hoochie-mama shoes that completely clash with her loud, pink lingerie-inspired nightgown dress.

The Hills couple were spotted going to and from the Ed Sullivan Theater for their appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman on Wednesday in New York.

As he and Heidi made their exit, Spencer carried a Dave tote in one hand and appeared to work his puppetry arts with the other.

Spencer's unseen hand is right up in that empty space where Heidi's soul was scooped out from.











Photography by MIKE DISCIULLO

After these traumatic events took place in Hollywoodland last week, smarmtastic couple Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have headed eastward.

*cue collective sigh of relief from hordes of Angelinos*

The Hills villains hit up New York City for reasons we don't really care to discuss.  Here, the duo is see leaving the Plaza Hotel and heading off to the Sony building on Madison Ave.  Leave it to the Japanese to develop an electronic device that can pull the douchebag out of a guy's personality.  That is why they dropped by Sony, right?

If these two don't get outta dodge soon, we suspect a horde of other celebs might start loving New York a tiny bit less.

In less insulting news, we like Heidi's shoes.  (Again, with the teal thing...)











Photos by GA-MD

Before this terror-fest took place, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag covered the catwalk in their reality filth on Friday.

Heidi held a fashion show for her Heidiwood line of clothing (to be stocked, and possibly purchased... by someone... at Anchor Blue) at the Hollywood and Highland complex in fabulous Hollywoodland, California.

Spencer wore a suit and Heidi wore some lingerie poorly disguised at passable casual wear.

Sometimes, it just hurts so much.











Fantabulous photos by AXELLE

Hey, look; it's Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt from The Hills, causing a photog frenzy at Los Angeles International Airport after returning from a photo-shoot on a Mexican beach.

Although it's also possible that they were sent South of the Border by the U.S. government as anti-ambassadors to discourage illegal immigration by presenting a grim example of America's citizenry.

Wow, those two seem to be everywhere lately. They're always rushing hither and yon, with a pack of paparazzi hot on their trail.

You almost have to feel sorry for them. What did they do to deserve this kind of attention?

Seriously. Does anybody know?

On Monday evening, Lauren Conrad was seen exiting celebrity trough Katsuya.

But what's this?  She was in the company of Brody Jenner!  ...and Frankie Delgado.

But mostly, Brody Jenner!  Wha wha wha?  Is a reconciliation underway?

And what is Brody so giggly about?  Is he thinking:

A)  "Oh man!  I am SO good-looking.  Too bad I'm a greasy smarm!"

B)  "Oh man!  Why did Lauren think those shiny leggings were flattering?"

or

C)  "Oh man!  This colony of bacteria living in the cleft of my chin is starting to itch..."

What we really want to know is, who is that hi-larious dude seen jumping up behind the trio?











Photos by GARRY

You'd think that a gal who's mastered the art of nude modeling wouldn't have much of a problem with a few simple dance moves.

Alas, it apparently isn't so.

The Hills star proved to be woefully unable to perform the "YMCA" dance as she left this morning's appearance on Live With Regis and Kelly.

As you can see, Audrina failed to extend her arms properly, resulting in the formation of the letter "U."

Now, don't get us wrong. We have nothing against the UMCA. The University of Missouri Center for Agroforestry is a fine educational facility.

But it's hardly a place to get yourself clean, have a good meal, and do whatever you feel.

Perhaps Audrina should take some dance lessons from this guy. He's really got it going on.  

After spotting Audrina Patridge and her tattooed sister Casey in deep ink-discussion over lunch yesterday, the beautiful, buxom, large-toothed duo brought (what we're fairly certain is) their prank to fruition by leaving Katsuya last night with a "fresh tattoo" on Audrina's forearm.

If we had Audrina Patridge's body, we wouldn't just pose nude.  We would try our d**ndest to turn our immediate surroundings (at all times) into a mobile, one-woman nudist colony.

When you're on one of the hottest shows of the moment, there's not a lot of time to hit the gym.

So The Hills fave Lauren Conrad keeps in shape by engaging in a set of makeshift calisthenics before her flight.

Witness Lauren hoist her massive luggage at the check-in counter at Los Angeles International Airport earlier today. We bet her biceps are like coiled steel.

Elsewhere in the photo-set, you may think that Lauren is dropping to her haunches in order to rummage through her purse, but don't be fooled—she's actually doing a set of squat-thrusts in a manner that won't draw attention.

Good for you, Lauren! With the childhood obesity epidemic in this country, you're setting a shining example for the youth of today.

Click below to view the full gallery of 16 photos. Feel free to grunt and flex as you do so; Lauren would want it that way.

The Hills castmember Audrina Patridge celebrated her newfound success as a nude model with a hearty dinner at STK steakhouse, the hip new place to get your arteries clogged in Los Angeles.

Good choice, Audrina; with your star rapidly on the rise and your schedule no doubt growing more hectic, you're going to need protein to keep up your strength. If you choose to derive that protein from a slab of slaughtered cow, so be it.

Audrina made the scene with an unknown gal-pal, even though Heidi Montag was probably all like, "Hey, can I come along too?"

Hope they made it home okay; her friend's windshield was totally filthy.

Maybe she should have asked Audrina to lick it clean.  You know, for the protein.

Hey, look, it's Audrina Patridge from The Hills! And she's wearing clothes for a change.

Barely.

Audrina was parading her fine self around Beverly Hills over the weekend, showing off her shapely pins in a pair of nearly nonexistent shorts.

Well, she does have the legs to pull it off. (Just look how jealous the chick standing next to her seems.) And, to be fair, her outfit is a lot more demure than some of the get-ups she's been seen in. Celebrity-gossip obsessives will recall that a series of nude photos of Audrina, some of them featuring her topless in a pink plaid schoolgirl skirt, recently leaked onto the Internet.

In her defense, Patridge noted that. "I intended [the photos] to be artistic and not in any way provocative."

Totally. Because when we think of art, we think of pink plaid schoolgirl skirts. In fact, our favorite era of Picasso's was his Pink Plaid Schoolgirl Skirt phase.

This morning, The Hills star Lauren Conrad departed from LAX and landed hours later at JFK in New York.  The show premieres its new season tonight.  Think maybe Lauren couldn't wait to watch it on Pacific Standard Time and flew cross-country to ensure she'd be among the first to see the new episode?

Ruh roh, Chloe.  

It looks like little lab/shepherd Chloe completely recovered from her trip to the vet yesterday.

This morning, Lauren Conrad and gal pal Lo (Lauren Bosworth) squeezed a workout into LC's busy schedule by taking a jog through Runyan Canyon.  Runyan is known as a great place for jogging, walking your dog, or meeting for Larry Craig-esque hookups.  Clearly, LC and pal were there for the first of the aforementioned three.

While co-star Lauren Conrad and recurring character Whitney Port were out and about, a fully-clothed Audrina Patridge checked out her reflection in her white Mercedes' side mirror before heading into her house.

Oh.  My.  Gawd.

We just realized how fun it would be to see Whitney Port drinking Port.  We're a simple people.