Okay, Miley.  Let's all get real.  Do you really expect us to believe that your relationship with fame-whore model Justin Gaston is as innocent as it appears?

And we really can't believe that Billy Ray Cyrus is as happy about their illegal innocent (?) relationship as he is acting. 

Jail-bait Miley Cyrus and boyfriend Justin Gaston took a care-free bike ride this morning near the Cyrus stompin' grounds in Toluca Lake.  B-Ray and the pups greeted their return with high fives all over the place.

Right.  We don't believe it for a second.

 









Photos by MATINGAS

Now there is even less hope for that whole "Tom will leave Gisele once he meets me" fantasy we all have to come true.

We can already imagine a "Pretty Baby Battle" between Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and the future beautiful Brady-Bundchen spawn.  It really is a toss up!  Who would win?

Photo by KADENA PRESS/ STORMS MEDIA GROUP

Rachel Bilson took a bagel break today at Sam's Bagels in Larchmont Village, then met up with a friend and visited a beauty shop. 

Rachel recently became engaged to her boyfriend Hayden Christensen.  And we know you've already seen it, but let's admire her engagement bling once more.

We can't understand why Rachel always seems to be so shy about it, but after we got a few pictures, she turned her hand around to block our view.  Not fair!





















Exclusive photos by JAM

How does a Disney princess cross the road?

She jaywalks, of course!

Ashley Tisdale was a busy bee today.  We saw her grabbin' a cuppa joe at Sharkey's, then she picked up some friends and headed to Aroma Cafe for lunch.

She left the restaurant alone, then stopped traffic to return to her new set o' wheels.

P to the S -- What's with that outfit?  It looks like she walked out of an episode of Blossom.

 



















Photos by GAVIN V

Nice dimps, Diaz!

Cameron Diaz was spotted in Manhattan today leaving an office building and heading towards the airport.  And apparently, she was really happy about it. 

On a side note: we're LOVING those ballet flats, girl!











Photos by CARLOS VILA/GARDINER ANDERSON

Further proof that Disney kids aren't hurtin' during the recession:  Ashley Tisdale was going for a solar powered tanning experience at Sunlounge Tanning on Tuesday with a new Louis Vuitton in tow that was approximately the size of her torso.

And that ain't all, kids!  Tis-dawg had another shiney new toy with her -- a Mercedes Benz G 550!  Holla!

Pass some of that coinage to the rest of us, girl!











Exclusive photos by GAVIN V