Um, Dax, your lady is getting a little stir crazy without you!

We saw Kristen Bell on the set of When in Rome recently in the Italian city that shares the movie's namesake. She was apparently shooting a wedding scene and looked ultra lovely in her costume (don't get any ideas, Dax! Down boy! We know how you are. )

In between shooting scenes, Bell relaxed with, get this, A CIGAR!?

What are you doin', girl? Crazy kid.











Photography by ELIOT PRESS

If you're a 30-year-old single dad and it's your weekend to sit the kids, what do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?

You leave 'em with the nanny, of course, and jet over to Miami to party until the sun rises.

Kevin Federline breaks into a sleazy grin as he arrives at LAX International Airport in Los Angeles on Sunday following a weekend in Miami, Florida, where he reportedly partied until dawn and stayed at the hotel 'Mansion.'

What better way to get away from the kids, the very kids you're demanding sole custody of. Kevin, get your head out of your a** and admit it—you're just as neglectful and prone to weirdness as is Britney.

The court should actually consider awarding custody of little Jayden James and Sean Preston to Oprah. She could send the Spears brats to one of her African schools. That would take the celebrity African adoption trend to a whole new level.

 









EXCLUSIVE photography by MO

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi arrive at Moro Restaurant with a cameraman in tow while visiting Rome, Italy.

The couple has reportedly chosen a date for their "dream wedding" which is set to take place in Palm Springs later this year, as same-sex marriage has become legal in California.

"I think someday people will look back on this like women not having the right to vote and segregation and anything else that seems ridiculous that we don't all have the same rights," DeGeneres said recently.

A little pre-honeymoon, Europe action, ladies? You GO girls!











Photography by VENTURINI

Italian businessman Flavio Briatore is in his late fifties. And yes, he has a proven penchant for supermodels, having dated Naomi Campbell and having also fathered Heidi Klum's first child.

What is the appeal, you ask? Hell if we know—these ladies are making their own money. So why do they need a sugar daddy!? Totally effing perplexing!!!

His latest hottie: Wonderbra model (no joke!) Elisabetta Gregoraci-Briatore who is said to be in her late twenties.

The couple continued their honeymoon bliss on Monday during a vacation off of the isle of Tavolara in Sardinia.

Good for Flavio, we say. He now has someone to change his Depends, you know, for when the time comes. And Elisabetta, if you don't think that's what you have signed up for, you are in for a rude awakening.

Flip through these shots at your own risk. Barf bag recommended.











Photography by OLYCOM

Apparently the Jonas Brothers ignored our style note about their metrosexual tendencies, stepping it up a notch with heeled shoes and Pee-Wee Herman-esque garb, bow tie and all.

We saw the much-too-trendy trio (Joe Jonas, Kevin Jonas and Nick Jonas) shamelessly promoting their upcoming album "A Little Bit Longer" with a performance at music store HMV in London.

OMG, their stylist even put pink lipstick on them this time!

Afterward, a flock of sexually confused British boys mobbed the Disney-approved bros, grabbing at their skinny jeans and twirling their curly locks through their fingers.

The Jonas' left the scene slightly perplexed by their pleasurable response to the whole episode.

Okay, okay! We made up that last part. Jokes, people. Jokes! (And, for the record, Queer Eye guy Carson Kressley is not their stylist, either.)

 

No, don't look at me! I didn't bathe in my usual tub of Evian today. I'm not camera ready. Just, just LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

Jennifer Aniston tried and failed to elude our watchful gaze as she arrived in Los Angeles on Sunday following her romp to London with her beau John Mayer.

We know what you did this summer, Jen. You can't fool us!











Photography by MO