Remember back "When Guttenberg Attacked?"

Well, today, Steve Guttenberg and his banana were back to their "violent," photog-hating ways.

While on his daily jog through the Upper West Side (be sure to wave to him, NY readers), Steve stopped to chat with a friend and pet her pups.  But then (oooooh then), he spotted our camera.  Apparently, inquiring about the hole in his t-shirt was the last straw.  Steve chucked his browned half-eaten banana at our lens.  Maybe he just needs to run another mile or two... work off that extra energy, ya know?

But, would Steve have the last laugh?  No!

Later in the day, Steve posed for a photo with a fan and a writer.  Once the lady fan had left, Steve and the writer "had some choice words" with each other. 

Would you hit a man in glasses?  If you're Steve Guttenberg, a man in glasses will definitely "hit" you.












EXCLUSIVE photos by DISCIULLO

Oh this kid just makes us happy!  Happy enough, in fact, to deem these photos a case of the ol' Cute Overload.

This morning, Red Hot Chili Peppers frontman Anthony Kiedis prepared to depart from LAX with his lookalike son Everly Bear (born in October 2007).  We especially love the shots that highlight how their hair parts down their foreheads in exactly the same way.  So cute!

Kiedis carried his kid all the way through the airport, giving him loving kisses on the head and whispering to him as they moved through security.

Kiedis has reportedly just recently (as in, within the month) split with Everly's mom, Heather Christie.












EXCLUSIVE photos by MO/MATINGAS

That is, assuming her well is filled with Smartwater.

V-neck-wearing John Mayer played friendly and chatted with photogs as he left his downtown Manhattan apartment today en route to his show in Long Island.

All we're sayin' is, with his lady Jennifer Aniston posing for Smartwater, John better get the stuff for free.  Or maybe, he should get a Smartwater deal of his own.  Can't you just see him strumming a guitar and spilling his feelings for the hydrologic liquid?

Thanks for the shots, Mr. Mayer.












Photos by CARLOS VILA/ANDERSON

Jude Law is a handsome fellow.  And handsome fellows deserve women with clean hair.

Well, ta-frickin'-dah.  The universe delivered.

While we Americans were busy celebrating our independence from his nation, Brit Jude Law may have had a little "celebration" (of the de-celibation sort) of his own.

On the morning of July the 4th, a mystery lady was spotted leaving his London home with her blonde locks all wet (presumably from a recent shower).  The coy lass then made her way to the airport.

Shortly thereafter, Jude himself was spotted assembling a few pieces of luggage and heading for takeoff himself.  Once at the airport, he just happened to run into fellow actor Sean Pertwee.

Anyone know who Jude's sheepish moist-haired ladyfriend is?  Think they shared a flight and, if so, think he let her have the window seat?












EXCLUSIVE photos by BIG PICTURES

Oh cute!  Yesterday, we spotted comedian Chris Rock strolling through the streets of New York with his daughter Lola Simone and professional multi-tasker Guy Oseary.

A) Lola Simone = totally cute name   B) Lola Simone = totally cute kid

Doesn't she just look like a birthday gift with that bow on her head?  Speaking of, Lola will turn six on the 28th, so, Happy Birthday lil lady!

Their walking buddy, Guy Oseary, is the CEO of Maverick Records and manages Madonna, Lenny Kravitz, and Katharine McPhee.  He also produces films, writes books, and manages baseball player Alex Rodriguez.  *exhale*  Way to be a bad a**, Oseary.  $10 says he can also fly.












EXCLUSIVE photos by DISCIULLO

Before John Mayer hopped back to L.A. to show off his nifty new ink, he was spending his days lounging in Punta Mita, Mexico with his lady lust, Jennifer Aniston, and an assortment of other people we're less inclined to care about.  Oh, and bee tee dubs, they were totally staying at the beachfront villa belonging to one Joe Francis (of Girls Gone Wild and incarceration fame).

Creating exorbitant amounts of Vitamin D seems to be a hobby for these two.  But we find ourselves wondering if Jen knows about John's other hobby.  We're talking, of course, about his fancy man dance in the sand.

After staring through binoculars at our floating cameras, John and his rotund guy pal (who seems oddly likable to us, we're not sure why... like a cool uncle, maybe) strolled down to the sand to show off for our lenses.  Uncle Awesome launched John into the air where he executed a pristine pirouette.  So, John, pretend our taking these photos is the equivalent of our holding up a "10" scorecard.

More photos of the Mayerston Mexican getaway soon to come!






















EXCLUSIVE photos by GABO/CHRIS

See, sometimes even royalty have to pick wedgies.  (Could that make it a royal pain in the a**?)

Yesterday, Prince William suited up in his polo gear to play in a charity polo game at the Ham Polo Club in Richmond.

Wills took time out to play with a youngster who jumps over a union jack flag.  (Lots of pics of that in the gallery.  It's rather cute!)  Unlike with some other Brits, we aren't worried a bit when the prince plants a kiss on the nose of one horse.

Luckily, we were there to catch a glimpse of William as he suited down as well!  Enjoy the photos.  We'll be over here trying not to act too jealous of the quality time that kid got to spend with our man.












Photos by Big Pictures

Apparently the paint section at the Home Depot barfed all over John Mayer's car...

John gases up his new ultra bright Ford GT before driving off to his girlfriend Jennifer Aniston's home on Monday.

Before that, he drove the baby-blue-and-orange giant version of a Hot Wheels car to the home of his personal trainer, Harley Pasternak, for a sweaty jog through a tree-lined Los Angeles neighborhood. During the exercise sesh, he high-fived a videographer and invited him to join in on the jog.

Mr. Mayer then headed to lunch at the Beverly Hills Hotel before gassing up and going to Jen's place.

It looks like John is living the ultimate life of leisure and luxury. Too bad this nouveau riche bro blew his dough on such a tacky toy.

Oh SNAP!

We knew the day was coming.  And, like the arrival of Spring lamb (or something), here it is.

Phoebe Price done got denied.

Rejected.

OH THE HUMANITY!!!!

Last night, our favorite professional poser/Caucasian Bai Ling was denied entrance to the party of the new Coco Chanel store opening on Robertson Blvd.  Apparently, the Coco Chanel store stopped on its way out the door, looked in the mirror, and decided to remove one guest from its list.  Good choice.

It seems Phoebe's computer print out was not sufficient evidence of fame.  Perhaps she can come over one day and we'll give her a proper lesson in Photoshop so she can produce more convincing false invitations.

The Phoebester was spotted wearing that same random foliage antennae head piece at a Cannes event.  By the by, Chanel, way to out-class Cannes.

So, what does a professional poser do in retaliation?  Why, pose next to signs announcing a D&G store, of course.

Way to show 'em, Phoebes.












Photos by GARRY

Smiles compliments of INSANITY

Will someone pah-lease hire her!?  We're starting to feel bad... almost.

When your dad is Sylvester Stallone, it's expected that you'd be a little on the feisty side.

Yesterday, we spotted Sly out with his bulging arm veins (paging Jolie) and two of his daughters (Sistine and Scarlet) as they shopped at Yellow Dog.  While Papa Stallone held the tricked out Jetta* door open for his girls, Sistine expressed her distaste for the photogs by sticking out her tongue!  (Watch out, Avril Lavigne.)

We'd be offended if it weren't so cute.











Photos by JRI/JOY

*which is actually a VW Phaeton (thanks)... making it one of two things in these photos to experience recent failure in the U.S. marketplace.

Woo woo!

After the Cannes photocall and premiere of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, BauerGriffinOnline is bringing you a sh*tload of promotional stills for the upcoming uber-flick.

Cate Blanchett cranks up the intensity (and totally has Suri Cruise hair).

Shia Labeouf rides a motorcycle (and makes Harrison Ford ride b***h).

Karen Allen smiles like the grown up girl next door that she's meant to be.

And Steven Spielberg and George Lucas do the bearded filmmaker thing.

They're rather cool images.  Check'em out!































Photos from Kadena Pix

Today, we spotted Courtney Cox Arquette and hubby David Arquette being all married and stuff.  What does that mean?

Well, naturally, it means we spotted them arguing.  CA-DA had some sort of brief verbal spat outside of a Los Angeles office building.  Then, moments later, they appeared to have made up as we spotted them walking hand in hand down the street.  Hmmm.

And then, they headed to the Farmer's Market at The Grove for lunch.  But, perhaps the spat was back on.  David was spotted looking a bit mopey and eating Korean BBQ all by his lonesome  :- (

Ahhh, you crazy kids!  Kiss and make up already.












EXCLUSIVE photos by JRI/MATEI

Like you didn't see this one coming.

Can't you just imagine how the conversation goes with these two?

Pete:  I don't ever wash my hands.

Amy:  I don't ever wash my hands either!

Pete:  I love drugs.

Amy:  I love drugs too!

Pete:  Let's f***!

Amy:  I'm married, but I'm prone not to hold myself responsible for my actions, so... okay!


Now, we realize that's probably not what's actually going on here, but it totally could be. 

After his first post-prison performance (at the Kentish Town Forum), Pete Doherty paid a visit to Amy Winehouse.  Both signed a fan's guitar before taking a moment to embrace and trade saliva.

"Match made in heaven" just got a new poster couple.












Photos by Big Pictures

Have you been to The Griddle?  We cannot think of a better place for a pregnant lass to be eating.  They serve pancakes the size of the moon.  You can get them made with Oreos and smothered in whipped cream.  And yes.  This is us trying to get free meals from them.

Yesterday, Pregnant McPreggerson (aka, Jessica Alba) and her suddenly scruffy squeeze Cash Warren took a morning meal at the Sunset Blvd belly-filler.  And it looks like Alba has quite the belly to fill these days!

We just hope she enjoyed the meal more than this one.












EXCLUSIVE photos by DAVE/ZFI

Apparently it was Take Your Kids to Work Day on the set of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit on Wednesday.

Between takes, Mariska Hargitay had her hands full with her young son August, who seems to be pointing out a bad guy for Mom's benefit.

Meanwhile, Christopher Meloni was hanging out with his wife Doris and kids Sophia and Dante.

Looks like a fun time was had by all. And it was probably the most family-oriented moment that will ever be associated with Law & Order: SVU.

Click below to view the full gallery.

Considering this little stunt took place on Friday the 18th, we're going to say Amy Winehouse was doing a bit of a pre-party.  A 2-days-in-advance pre-party.  It's the Winehouse way, we suppose.

On Friday night, after attending a friend's 41st birthday (and skipping out on husband Blake's b-day on Wednesday), Amy Winehouse and two male friends decided to drop by her old pad in Camden.

While one friend struggled to unlock the door, Amy argued with the other.  We're assuming she was scolding him for dressing like that.  And believe you us.  Being scolded for one's fashion choices by Amy Winehouse is layers upon layers of insult.

Oh.  Yeah.  AND:

She had a MASSIVE hand-rolled "cigarette" filled with "something" hanging out of her mouth and making rather potent cloud of smoke. 

Photographers?  What photographers?  Are you trying to make me paranoid?                   Sigh.

Suri Cruise turned two-years-old yesterday.

*thunderous applause*

Exactly.

The spawn of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes enjoyed a predictably lavish party of which, we suspect, she will remember nothing. 

So thank goodness we were there to document it!  For her sake! 

Then, when she's our age, and someone says, "Say, Suri Cruise.  Do you remember that way awesome birthday party you had when you were two?" she can reply with, "I haven't the foggiest!  But here, look at these photos.  Apparently, the event was catered.  There were more balloons than a used car lot on Memorial Day Weekend.  My older brother Connor played with a paper airplane (who knew we'd end up married?).  And it seems, that even as a two-year-old, I had astoundingly expensive taste in everything from clothing to cupcakes.  So thank goodness my kind folks sent the family assistant over to Sprinkles to pick up a sh*tload of L.A.'s finest minicakes so the dessert tray would be up to par for my discerning, toddler taste buds."

In sum, what we're trying to say is:  Happy Birthday, Suri Cruise.  And, you're welcome.