For the love of all that is magical these two better officially announce their reunited relationship soon before this blogger goes postal. 

The hilarity slash super awesome cuteness that is Drew Barrymore and Justin Long was in full team garb today in Miami for the Florida Marlins game.  Barrymore even wore silver face paint and a shark hat to show her support.

Long is lookin' buff too!  The whole "I'm a nerd but still totally sexy" look works so well for him.





















Exclusive photo by KADENA PIX

Fresh on the heels of her spectacular MTV Awards appearance, Kristen Stewart wowed us yet again at a super-sexy photoshoot in Santa Monica today.

The sultry Twilight babe was wearing an ankle brace and some very risque thigh-highs. 

Megan Fox, eat your heart out baby...





















EXCLUSIVE Photos by MATEI/RADCLIFFE

We don't like anyone taking themselves too seriously.  Which is why we enjoyed looking at the fun times that were had at the premiere for Inglourious Basterds.

Brangelina, Robert Pattinson, Diane Kruger's flawless skin, and Quentin Tarantino getting his swerve on... what more can you ask for?






























Photos by AXELLE

We're not going to say too much about these photos because their blatant spectacularness (real word) speaks for itself.  

Newlyweds Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen spent the weekend playing in Vancouver, Canada with his baby/toddler (babdler?) son John Edward.  The trio hopped onto an AquaBus in the downtown area and made their way to the Famous Granville Market (making sure to frighten a few pigeons along the way).

Little John's mama Bridget Moynahan is currently filming in Vancouver.

Click any image to browse through the huge gallery of pics!







































EXCLUSIVE photos by DZILLA

Remember when we reminded you about how we totes called this one?

Ah, well, Taylor Lautner and Selena Gomez spent some more quality time together in Vancouver over the weekend.  We caught the two being all cute and playful and adorable etc.

Love this coupling.  It's perfection on a stick.












EXCLUSIVE photos by DZILLA

Have you ever wondered what a carrot with t*ts might look like?  No?  Well, good that you didn't waste your time wondering when you could simply drop by BGO and see the real thing.

Looks like Saturday's nail-biter of a departure was sending Lindsay Lohan to a more sun-drenched locale.  The red-headed starlet spent the Lord's day lounging in the sun alongside her sister Ali and a few other friends.

Linds covered her boobs'n'bones in a cute white bikini as she perused the pages of Jeffrey Gitomer's Little Teal Book of Trust.

Based on her male friend's head of hair, we were expected more chest rug upon his de-shirtification.  Shrug.




















EXCLUSIVE photos by LAURENT/MATINGAS

Just one night of praise is not enough to service our adoration of Robert Pattinson!

Yesterday, looking like he stepped straight out of that scene (c'mon, ladies, you know which one) from the movie, Twilight and New Moon star Pattinson roamed around Vancouver.

Check out his impressive grip on his Starbucks coffee and Dasani bottled water (and sandwich in the other).  We love a man who is good with his... hands.  Robert also chatted away on his iPhone and looked generally drool-worthy.

Final note:  Is it just us, or is he looking slightly scrawned?  (Looking like an orange on a toothpick.)






























EXCLUSIVE photos by DZILLA

So.  Excited.

We spotted our favorite mortals and, more importantly, our favorite vampires fast at work filming scenes for New Moon up in Vancouver.

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson were in full Bella and Edward mode and appeared to be having a great time laughing it up in between takes.

Meanwhile, Forks teens (played by Christian Serratos, Justin Chon, Michael Welch, and the wonderful/hilarious Anna Kendrick) were also spotted hanging around set.

But wait!  A wigged out Taylor Lautner made an appearance as well!  Looks like Jacob's trying to brew up some tension.

Enjoy our ha-uge gallery of exclusive pics!






























EXCLUSIVE photos by DZILLA

W.        T.        F.          ?

These photos are so ripe for fodder we don't even know where to begin.  Amy Winehouse simply riding a horse would have been enough.  But, like a gift from heaven, we were blessed with so much more:

There's Amy looking like Lassie leading a family to safety.  There's Amy making the "neener neener neerer" gesture-- while on horseback.  There's the obvious girl-on-girl-on horse action.  There's the makeout sess' in the bushes.  Oh boy oh boy!

Today, Amy and some company enjoyed horseback riding while vacationing in Saint Lucia.  UnFortunately, no photo provided us with a bareback joke and sadly, no reprisal of the topless push-ups... YET.

We try not to post celebs/situations back-to-back, but sometimes, hilarity drops into our lap and we can't help ourselves.

Ashton Kutcher continued filming shirtless, socks 'n' boxers stunt scenes for a film and managed to TOTALLY duplicate this famous little darling.

Sweet sweet hangin'.

Oh yes oh yes oh yes!

Only Depp-esque cheekbones and wonderfully chiseled torsos (which we are imagining hide beneath those outfits) could make us think about swapping outta Team Cullen.  But HOT D*MN!  These guys are making us seriously consider it!

Yesterday, we spotted the pack of New Moon werewolves roaming the streets of Vancouver.  No Lautner today but Alex Meraz, Chaske Spencer, Kiowa Gordon will more than suffice.




















EXCLUSIVE photos by DZILLA

Today, hotness incarnate Hugh Jackman dropped into the lower East Side Blick Art supply store to pick up a bunch o' canvases.  Hugh was accompanied by his wife Deborra-Lee Furness and their son Oscar.

Maybe he'll have a painting party with Harrison Ford and Angelina Jolie's daughters.

Or maybe he'll finally take us up on our offer to have a one-on-one finger-painting party wherein we both play the canvas.











Photos by MTR

He's a cooool rider.  A coo-oo-oo-oool rider.

Grease 2?  Anyone?  Anyone?  Bueller?  (Looks like we're alone in this puddle of shame.)

First, there was the transformation of his torso into this laundering device.  Then, this morning, Taylor Lautner continued his Jacob Black-ification with some motorcycle lessons near the Vancouver set of Twilight sequel New Moon.  Taylor also did a snippet of dog whispering... which we'll also count at research for the role.

Could Bella Swan could come between him and his Calvins?





















EXCLUSIVE photos by DZILLA

Okay, everyone.  Let's "Aww" together now.

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz, Pete Wentz, and baby Bronx Mowgli (born on November 20th 2008) were seen in LAX yesterday checking through security. 

And other than this photo that was released by the happy couple, you're lookin' at the very first pics of the sure-to-be-rock-star prodigy child's face.

Precious!





















Exclusive photos by MATEI H/MATINGAS

Minnie Driver gives birth September 5th, 2008 to baby Henry Story.  She looked to have lost the belly when we saw her in January.  But when we saw her today shopping at Gelsons she looked, well, avec bébé again.

Could this be a case of Irish twinsies? 

Let us be the first to say congrats!





















Exclusive photos by Bauer Griffin

Eyes on the road, Jonas!

21 year old Kevin Jonas (the eldest of the Jonas Brothers) was seen getting all smoochie with his main squeeze Danielle Deleasa last week in his SUV.  Nothin' but PG stuff, of course (damn it!).

Deleasa was a neighbor and childhood friend of the brothers Jonas in Wyckoff, New Jersey (lucky!).  The couple was spotted allegedly looking at engagement rings at some of the Beverly Hills' most expensive jewelry stores.  Could a different kind of promise ring be in the works?

**Cue throngs of hysterical heartbroken girls and sexually confused boys alike**





















Exclusive photos by MATEI H / GERALLT

Ah, amour!

Teen heartthrob Joe Jonas and girlfriend Camilla Belle lunched in Larchmont Village today at French restaurant Cafe du Village.  The other Jonas spawn brothers were not in tow.

If you were wondering why Joe looks different, we realized what it is: there are no pre-pubescent ladies chasing him down!  And Camilla ain't sad about it -- when you aren't getting any, you appreciate the little things more.





















Exclusive photos by GERALLT / MATEI H

Okay.  So, we've never been much of a fan of this particular... phenomenon.  But, we'll admit, these photos are pretty darned adorable.

This morning, Larry Birkhead and his daughter Dannielynn were spotted departing from LAX.  We think she actually looks more like her pop than she does her mother (the late Anna Nicole Smith).

Her Minnie Mouse bow.  Her age-appropriate Crocs (we're talkin' to you, Juanes).  The way he's absolutely doting on her.  We can't deny how cute it all is!




















EXCLUSIVE photos by RADCLIFFE

Last night, He's Just Not That Into You enjoyed its premiere at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywoodland, California.

You remember, it's that movie starring everyone and their brother?

Most notably: Jennifer Aniston, Ben Affleck, Drew Barrymore, Jennifer Connelly, Kevin ConnOlly, Justin Long, Scarlett Johansson, Bradley Cooper, and A.L.F.*

HUGE gallery of gorgeous premiere photos!  Did you dig Scarlett's new look?  Who was your favorite?  Tell us in the comments section!






























Photos by AXELLE


*False.  ALF was neither present nor was he a player in the film... to our knowledge.  Furthermore, as if Drew would ever cheat on E.T.  C'mon, kids.

There he was.  The Juanes.  Lookin' all sexy.  Bein' all cute and normal with his wife Karen and daughters Luna and Paloma.  And then...

CROCS!!!

Do you hear that, Juanes?  That is the sound of our heart breaking.  We were tempted to crop his feet out of these photos to spare you from suffering the same.

The Colombian singer and his family dropped by a Miami Target and Best Buy yesterday.











EXCLUSIVE photos by KADENAPIX

On Saturday, Victoria Beckham took her three sons, Brooklyn, Romeo, and Cruz Beckham to see the sights of Rome, Italy. 

The boys got to pose with gladiators outside of the Colosseum while Posh roughed the cobblestone streets in a pair of sky high Louboutins.  That is committment to fashion.

We're stuck on Romeo in those sunglasses... with that hair.  He's like the boy version of Jean Benet Ramsey.




















EXCLUSIVE photos by VENTURINI

"And later, son, we'll dispose of her body right about here."


What do you think Matthew Broderick was telling son James Wilkie as he pointed at a pile of trash?  Tell us via comment!











Photos by DISCIULLO

Ooooookay then.  Amy Winehouse continued her "free-spirited" Caribbean vacation yesterday with a rousing bout of topless pushups in front of reported new beau Blake Wood.

She also was spotted cuddling in a hammock with a non-Blake super hunk.

Wait, huh!!?  Is she or is she not with Blake 2.0?  Do we have a say in who she ends up with?


Several pics are NSFW





















Photos by BIG PICTURES

...because it ain't gonna snow in Hawaii.

Hey, where do you think President-elect Barack Obama and his family are holing up in Hawaii?  Think maybe it's that one house with frickin' cavalcade of cop cycles?  Naw... probably not...

Barack, his wife Michelle, and their darling daughters Malia and Natasha were spotted doing some pre-Christmas sunning on the security-riddled lovely coast of Kailua, Hawaii.  And NO, we don't know where you can purchase Michelle's sensible one-piece.

Enjoy our EXCLUSIVE pics of your pec-tacular President-elect and his family's tropically green Christmas:




















EXCLUSIVE photos by CHRIS

Halle Berry continued filming on Frankie and Alice yesterday.  But, this scene looks a bit more, how shall we say, intense than the last we spotted.

Despite sub-zero temperatures, Halle let it all hang out... even though "hang" is a totally inaccurate descriptor of what she was showin'.

Ripped fishnets.  Messed afro.  Bared nipples.  Looks like this 70's-era, Pam Grier-esque chick is in trouble!

Um, was that a wardrobe malfunction, or a functioning wardrobe?

Be sure to CHECK BACK WEDNESDAY morning for the UNCENSORED photos.  Until then, enjoy!  Wednesday morning has arrived!  It's like Christmas-- with boobs!




















EXCLUSIVE photos by DZILLA

We tried to keep that equation as simple as possible, but it was tough!

We mean, just think about it:  Two of People Magazine's former Sexiest Man Alive titleholders, together, in London, boozed up, and partially mustachioed.  We know.  Mind, blown.

Last night, George Clooney and pal (and Ocean's 11 co-star) Matt Damon, and Matt's lovely wife Luciana Barroso appeared to be a bit on the tipsy side of things as they left London's Nobu Berkeley Restaurant. 

Then, just when you thought things couldn't get any sexier, Olivier Martinez walked out.  At this point, the bits and pieces of our mind recollected themselves (a la Terminator 2) just so they could be blown a second time.

Later that night, George took his mustache (apparently, his buddy Brad is also a fan of nose brooms) to the Whisky Mist where he dipped his olfactory bristles in some more brew.  Brew that, as indicated by his hand gesture, was a-okay.

Thomas Beatie (widely known as the "Pregnant Man") recently announced that he is pregnant once again!

Today, Thomas, his wife Nancy, and their baby daughter Susan were spotted strolling through the airport in Madrid, Spain.  Thomas and his family are due (intended) to appear on a Spanish television show.

Awww, the way he looks at little Susan.  Absolutely doting on her.

Check out our pics of the (once again) expecting Thomas and family in Madrid!











EXCLUSIVE photos by KADENAPIX

Well Robert Pattinson, it was lovely while it lasted.  Just lovely.

Today, Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart (and her boyfriend Michael Angarano) headed out of Los Angeles by way of LAX.

We assume they are off to promote the flick/share their hotness/spread the trend of unkempt hair elsewhere in the world.  Or maybe they're heading into hiding.  The film hits theaters this weekend and we assume the extreme fanaticism of tween girls could pose a serious threat to their safety.

Robert dropped by Ryan Seacrest's radio show this morning.  He will be dropping by our dreams tonight.





















EXCLUSIVE photos by CHRIS/MATEI

Looks like Sarah Palin is cramming in as much sun and fun as she can before returning to the icy Alaskan north to resume her governor duties.

The feisty almost-vice-president showed off just what she's been hiding underneath those expensive designer outfits while on a much-needed break from the Republican Governor's meeting in Miami.

Enjoy the sun while you can Sarah, we hear it's just a little bit colder in Wasilla right now...





















EXCLUSIVE photography by KADENA

You know what they say about birds of a feather...

They sh*t in their own kitchen.  Again... and again...

...and again.  At least, that seems to be the case when the Cyrus circle is involved.

IOHO, these pictures are simply proof that Miley Cyrus and her 20-year-old underwear modelin' boyfriend Justin Gaston are a match made in Disney Hell heaven.

Miley is no stranger to (repeated) borderline risque photo scandals.  Turns out, Justin shares her interest! 

These EXCLUSIVE photos feature a questionably-(mostly un)-clad Justin cavorting himself, well, like that at a party in a Hollywood Hills residence.  Oh yeah.  And they were taken shortly after he began to snuggle his way under the Cyrus family's cozy wing.

Miley's pop Billy Ray is reportedly quite taken with Justin and his squeaky clean image, allowing him to stay at the family's home overnight (whether or not Miley is there).  We wonder how Justin's Cyrus family approval rating will fair after Billy catches wind of his wild ways.

Check out our gallery of EXCLUSIVE Justin Gone Wild pics (and photos of him happily folded into the family):

Wow.  Now, these photos exemplify the scale of Jonas Mania.

And that scale is large.  Very large.

Today, Dark Hanson (Nick, Kevin, and Joe "Swoon" Jonas) took to Milan, Italy's Piazza Duomo to play their tune "A Little Bit Longer" for Italy's (not cancelled) MTV TRL.

Look at that crowd!  The Disney sensation that is the Jonas Brothers is now quite clearly an international phenomenon.

What do you think of the guys' outfits?  Of Kevin's Louis Vuitton monogram guitar?

27 Jonas-tastic photos in the gallery!






























Photos by OLYCOM

Wo-wa-woo!  Now, we have already brought you a sampling of photos of Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel's romantic Roman getaway.  But guess what, we have more, and oh man, are they ever great!

And by great, we mean FRICKIN' OOZING WITH ROMANCE.

And what's more, it seems Mr. Timberlake is gearing up to pop the question.

On their final day in Rome, Justin and Jessica had a romantic lunch overlooking a lake.  But, before said lunch, Justin visited a small "hole in the wall" jewelry store named Nicla Boncompagni at Via Vittorio 4.  The shop is famous for vintage pieces and, according to staff inside the store, Justin purchased a multi-carat diamond (engagement?) ring and a diamond-encrusted bracelet-- both intended for Miss Biel!

We'll keep you updated.  And, be sure to check back Monday morning for even more romantic Rome photos ARE HERE (especially of that alleyway makeout sesh--yowza)!!





























EXCLUSIVE photos by VENTURINI

We like to imagine this is how Brad Pitt always dresses for a day at the beach.  Unfortunately, we know that's not true.

Earlier in the week, Papa Pitt took a break from his hands-on fatherly duties to do the other fatherly duty-- provide.  And how!  To the tone of millions, we imagine.  Brad donned that ridonkulous yellow outfit (made to look like Jacques Tati in the French classic Mr. Hulot's Holiday) while filming a commercial for a Japanese cell phone.

Go ahead and hate on it, but if we're going to be honest:  Dude, wouldn't you?

Do you think Brad enjoyed (finally) playing a fun/zany character in Burn After Reading so much that he's just taking the liberty of extending the fun?  Or, do you think he's squeezing in as much silliness as possible before he has to start scalping Nazis?

60+ photos of Brad being silly in the gallery!

Whew!

In addition to the funnies, the Walsh, the Love Hewitt, and the Longoria from last night's 60th Annual Emmy Awards, we bring you a massive 100+ photo gallery from the red carpet!

We really think the ladies of House knocked it out the park.  Olivia Wilde always stuns us with how beautiful she is.  But, Jennifer Morrison looked better than we have ever seen her!  Just fantastic with that pale gold Grecian gown.  Oh, and the lads of Entourage were pretty easy on the eyes too!

Check out all the Emmy action in our ha-uge gallery:







































Photos by AXELLE

Hooray!  It was recently/widely rumored that Jennifer Aniston would be making a guest appearance on NBC comedy 30 Rock.  And, unless this is how Jen usually spends her weekend, the rumors appear to be true!

Late Friday night, star/exec producer/Empress of Awesome Tina Fey and co-star Jane Krakowski joined Aniston at Silvercup Studios in Long Island City.  Judging by the hairstyles, it appears that Fey is pulling a Monica, Krakowski is channeling Phoebe, and Aniston is doing Rachel without actually having to wear her hair in the Rachel.  And, judging by all that dancing in the water, it looks like there might be some sort of gag involving the Friends infamous fountain opening sequence.

If 30 Rock's 17 Emmy nominations aren't enough to convince you it's a fantastically hilarious show that you should be watching, let us take this opportunity to reiterate:

30 Rock is a fantastically hilarious show that you should be watching.  If you don't watch 30 Rock, we will assume you are a fun-hating shut-in who kicks puppies for fun and profit.  Until the 3rd season starts up (and you can prove you're not the aforementioned), please enjoy the 24 photos of Aniston rocking the 30 Rock.





















EXCLUSIVE photos by KRIEGER

We realize she's all of three years old, but Zahara Jolie-Pitt is awesome.  Like, we wanna be best friends with her.

Yesterday, Papa Brad Pitt took lil' Z to the Marguerite Maeght Foundation in Saint Paul de Vence, France with his parents Jane and William.  Zahara seemed to be reveling in her one on one time with dad!  Look at that smile!  The girl is adorable^3.  That's right.  Cubed.  (Which, in our book, reads as serious adorability.)

The contemporary and modern art museum has been designed to harmonize with its natural surroundings.  Knowing Brad's interest in design and architecture, we're sure the group enjoyed the day!

Thanks for the smiles, Pitts and Jolie-Pitt!  18 photos in the gallery!

Boo-frickin'-hoo.

Today, Sienna Miller gassed up her Lexus in the company of a handful of photographers.  She appeared to be on the verge of tears when a videographer questioned her about her (possibly homewrecking) affair with Balthazar Getty.

After her petrol pout in Malibu, Miller made her way to Beverly Hills where she pulled into the Police station's Emergency Safety Zone while onlookers chanted, "Homewrecker.  Homewrecker."

So, is "homewrecker" actually accurate in the case of Miller and Getty?  Perhaps.  But, even if not in this instance, let us not forget a little number named Jude Law.

Aaaaaalso:  Miller has voiced concern that the controversy is negatively affecting her career.  A little bird told us that while Miller was at the gas station, super producer Brian Grazer biked by to ask for whom the photogs were waiting.  When one told him it was Sienna Miller regarding the affair, Grazer's response was "Uh oh."  Does "Uh oh" translate to "Sienna won't be doing any Imagine-produced pictures any time soon..." ?






















Photos by SCOTT/CHRIS

Woo hoo!  We love it when Brad Pitt has a day out with his son, Maddox.  It always makes for a totally cute photo.

Well, little Maddox Jolie-Pitt turned seven yesterday (crazy, we know) and he celebrated with a little one on one time with dad Brad.

The two hit the race track at B.K.L. Karting Location in Brignoles, France.  After both were safely suited up, Maddox hopped in go-kart #3 while Brad raced in #15.  At one point, a stack of pizzas was also delivered.  Thumbs up indeed, Brad.  Thumbs up indeed...

We wonder who won the race.  Our money's on Maddox!  Happy birthday, kid!

How is it that nearly every photo in this set is funny enough to merit its own "caption me" photo contest?

Magic, we say.  Magic.

Yesterday, we caught up with Sylvester Stallone, his arms, and his family (wife Jennifer Flavin and daughters Sophia Rose, Sistine Rose, and Scarlet Rose) while sight-seeing in Rome, Italy.  The group visited the Colosseum, the Forum, the Campidoglio, and the Capitolini Museum.  The family appeared to be having a great time!

Which do you find funnier?  Stallone next to the giant statue that looks like him?  Stallone's smug expression of satisfaction while viewing the nursing wolf statue?  Or, Stallone and his arms (they're their own entity) chasing his daughter?


Thanks for the photos, Stallone fam!  You look great!  (Now, take Sistine to the Sistine.  C'mon!!!)






















EXCLUSIVE photos by VENTURINI/ELIOT PRESS

You've heard of a Cute Overload.  We're rather fond of them here at BGO.

Well, welcome to the first Hotness Overload, compliments of the mere proximity of Orlando Bloom, Miranda Kerr, and Olivier Martinez.  Their having actually interacted with one another is just an added bonus.

Turns out rumors of a breakup are just that.  Orlando is in Paris to visit Miranda while she works on a Victoria's Secret photo shoot.  He arrived on a motorcycle, helped load her car, then kissed her hand through the window.  As he headed out, Bloom spotted pal Olivier Martinez.  They hugged and chatted before parting ways.

Yay!  Hotness^3!  It seems that Kerr-Bloom! is still an item.  Also, we dig Orlando's new cropped 'do.  Do you?






















EXCLUSIVE photos by BIG PICTURES

While the French used to celebrate Bastille Day by storming a prison and cutting off the mayor's head with a pocketknife, they've calmed down in recent centuries.  Fireworks schmireworks.

On their last night in Paris, Jake Gyllenhaal, squeeze Reese Witherspoon, and her daughter Ava Elizabeth grabbed dinner at Andre Allard.  After the meal, they headed out into the masses to watch the fireworks near the Eiffel Tower.  Ava had the best seat in the crowd-- Jake's shoulders!

It's great to see Reese happy and to see Jake blending so seamlessly into her (and her daughter's) life!

Happy Bastille Day and such!












Photos by ELIOT PRESS

Mandy's gonna be pee-issed.

Disney stars Miley Cyrus and Ashley Tisdale took it to the streets, today.  The stylish gals brought Tisdale's mom Lisa along as they strutted their stuff down the Beverly Hills sidewalk.  You're young.  You're rich.  You're pretty.  And, it's summer.  If this described us, we'd have spent the afternoon shopping in Beverly Hills too!

We don't recall Miley to be much of a pricey purse gal.  Think she borrowed the colorful LV from Ashley?

Oh yeah, and:  Anyone else think it's weird that Ashley is 23 and Miley is 15?  Whatever.  We guess love  friendship  photo ops know no boundaries.

Regardless, the gals looked super cute today.  That's a promise (ring)!

Your move, Selena Gomez.  (Pssst.  Team up with Demi Lovato.  That'll teach 'em!)






















Photos by JASON M/BM

July 6, 2008 is a day Colin Farrell won't soon forget.

The Irish actor was spotted with his latest squeeze, English novelist Emma Forrest, sneakily purchasing an EPT Pregnancy Test at a Hollywood Rite-Aid pharmacy.  Rite-Aid's slogan on the $15.14 receipt says it all:

"With us, it's personal."

Colin and Emma then headed over to the Chateau Marmont to meet up with friends.  Did the two have some "news" to share with their pals?

Later in the day, Colin's mind was clearly pre-occupied.  While driving through Los Angeles, Colin dinged his Ford Bronco into the taillight of a parked Oldsmobile Alero.  No worries, Farrell-lovers.  The (now) responsible lad left a note on the windshield:

"Owner of ---- ----------   did a bad thing!  Deepest apologies.  Of course my insurance will cover it.  Mobile phone number 310-***-****.  Again, regrets.  Colin Farrell"

Kinda a crummy way to get an autograph!

Police officers later came and spoke with a resident who lives near the site of the minor accident. 

So, do you think Colin's son James will soon have a younger sibling?  Let us know your thoughts in the comment section!

Jake Gyllenhaal.  Horse.  "Effeminate" hand gestures.

Haven't we ridden these trails before?

The Brokeback Mountain actor was on horseback again, this time out in merry olde England.  Yeah.  That's right.  Olde with a friggin' E.

Turns out, Jakester will be playing Prince Dastan in The Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time which, for those of you who don't live in your parents' basement, is based on a video game.  Also spotted learning how to gallop in style, co-star Gemma Arterton.

We have a feeling this flick will be faaaaaaabulooooous!






















Photos by BIG PICTURES

What up, Dunst?

We realize we've probably been less than nice to Kirsten Dunst in the past.  But now, after seeing these shots of her picking through the $5 clearance rack at H&M, we feel like kindred spirits.

Today, Kirsten and a gal pal hit up H&M and the American Apparel store in Soho to do some good old fashioned bargain hunting.  If their bags are any indication, we'd say the voyage was a success!

Kirsten, who recently sought treatment for depression, appeared calm and collected throughout the day.

Check out her green-framed Chanel sunglasses (Lily Allen has the same pair), her nifty bohemian purse, and her cool flower ring.  Her casual summer look is really working for us, so hopefully, there's more of where that came from in her shopping bags.






















EXCLUSIVE photos by KREIGER/CARLOS VILA

There he was, just a joggin' down the street.

Singin' doo wa diddy, diddy dum, diddy--

AAAAHHHHHHHGGGG!!!!!   <----- brontosaurus mating call

We imagine that's the sound Steve Guttenberg made upon spotting our photographer and some random videographer as he was jogging through the Upper West Side yesterday.

Steve suddenly lost interest in his banana and went on a yelling/flipping off/fake-out punching frenzy.

*slow clap*

Oddly, we have the exact same reaction when we bite into a slightly under ripe banana.

Um, have a nice evening, Stevie.






















EXCLUSIVE photos by DISCIULLO

Yay yay yay!

It had been so long since we spotted Jocelyn Wildenstein, aka the Cat Woman, aka the Lion Queen.

And then, there she was, at LAX, going through security JUST LIKE you or us.

Ms. Meow was looking a bit bustier than we remember.  Think she's had a recent alteration or two thousand?

Also, Jocelyn is a pilot.  Fancy!  Just like this gal.  But, we guess when you have piles of an evil ex's money to spend, you gotta let someone else fly you around.

We were kinda bummed Cat Woman didn't bring her dogs along for the flight this time.  We just love the irony of their presence.

We hope you had a smooth flight, J-Dub!  Happy vacationing, come back soon, and don't be such a stranger!






















EXCLUSIVE photos by MO/MATINGAS

(P.S. - Is this funny emotion we're feeling... love?)

Oh Kelly Carlson.  We insist you forward this link to you dentist.  S/He'd be so proud.

After taking a meal at Chaya Brasserie in Beverly Hills last night, the Nip/Tuck beauty stepped outside with Barenaked Ladies' Kevin Hearn.  She then proceeded to demonstrate how she keeps her smile looking like something straight out of a Crest commercial.

Kelly and Kevin sampled some chocolate and vanilla-flavored children's toothpaste a friend happened to have in her purse.  (And we thought the bubblegum-flavored variety from our childhood was fancy shiz.)

Chocolate and vanilla toothpaste!? 

Good news for Nicole Richie!  She may finally be able to indulge in dessert!

We feel a new Hollywoodland crash diet about to reach the tipping point (we love you Malcolm Gladwell).

Click any image to see all the tasty-tooth action.






















EXCLUSIVE photos by GABO / EXCLUSIVE video by MATINGAS
 

Life has its ups and downs.  While in the midst of a divorce, one generally thinks of life as having more in the "downs" realm.

Not the case for Liv Tyler, if these photos are any indication.  Mom of Milo (born December 2004) was seen having a bout of literal up and down on the Santa Monica Pier today, riding the rides at Pacific Park with her son.

News of Liv's impending divorce from husband Royston Langdon recently broke, so it's nice to see her out, smiling, and having fun.  Really.

Plus, she has those crave-worthy seafoam green Ray-Bans we so covet.

Keep that smile on your face, Ms. Tyler!  (But feel free to lose the glasses, preferably somewhere near us.)

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EXCLUSIVE photos by JRI/FRIOLO

While some twig-like Hollywoodland starlets freak the f*** out upon realizing they're being photographed on the beach, Queen Latifah doesn't let a little lens spoil her fun in the sun.

The full-figured actress/musician/Covergirl spokesmodel spotted the snapper and, instead of throwing on a sarong and storming off in a huff, she responded by flashing a great big smile, blowing up an air mattress, and hitting the waves.

Latifah and her gal pal bobbed up and down in the Miami surf for a while before heading back to their towels.

We really want a pair of her funky gold shades!  (See how niceness is met with niceness?  Fancy, huh.)












EXCLUSIVE photos by KADENA PIX