Most post Oscar chatter about Brandi Glanville centered around
people wondering what she was doing there in the first place. We didn't
wonder this. She was there because she's a more entertaining commentator
than any of the other bobble-heads with a microphone out there.
That being said, we're really curious what kind of wizards' spell was placed on Brandi's dress to keep her bosom in place? That thing defies gravity. This dress is making us question the existence of Brandi's nipples. So many questions...
Secondly, we can't say that we've ever seen anyone on any red carpet, let alone at the Oscars, hoist up the skirt of their gown and bite off, again we'll say, BITE OFF a string that had frayed from the hem of their dress.
And that is why they invited Brandi to the Oscars, y'all!
Photos by AXELLE
That being said, we're really curious what kind of wizards' spell was placed on Brandi's dress to keep her bosom in place? That thing defies gravity. This dress is making us question the existence of Brandi's nipples. So many questions...
Secondly, we can't say that we've ever seen anyone on any red carpet, let alone at the Oscars, hoist up the skirt of their gown and bite off, again we'll say, BITE OFF a string that had frayed from the hem of their dress.
And that is why they invited Brandi to the Oscars, y'all!
Photos by AXELLE
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This person and I use that term lightly.....is disgusting at best. The only reason I can possibly see for her being at the Oscars would be for comic relief. And does she actually think that outfit looks good? Whoever designed it needs to find a new job.....maybe use the outfit to wipe toilets for a year. And what happened to her boobs...they look saggy with a piece of duck tape holding them in place.