Paris Flies to China, Probably Because She's Craving Eggrolls

If we had Paris Hilton money, we'd do that too.

Paris Hilton jetted out of LAX this morning wearing a maxi dress and floppy black hat.  Hilton tweeted a picture from her super luxurious seat on the airplane today, while simultaneously hocking her fashion line and bragging about how she's going to Shanghai and you aren't, loser.

So as we sit here craving all the delicious food you could find in Shanghai, Paris Hilton is actually going there and probably eating that delicious food right now. 

In related news, Hilton is marking her brand everywhere.  She even went topless in Russian GQ!

"I'll go to the Great Wall of China and see if they have an eggrolls there."

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