The NY Post reported today that Jersey Shore's darling Snooki will be officially announcing the contents of her uterus on the cover of Us Weekly.   And if you're thinking those contents are booze, cigarette butts, and used prophylactics, then you're correct but there's also a baby in there.  A tiny, orange, scantily clad fetus.

According to the article, she's "roughly" three months into her pregnancy and denied the rumors because she was busy shopping the story to various tabloids.  A dolla' makes her holla', honey boo boo child.

Page Six is claiming the MTV producers "went into crisis mode when they found out" because Snooki is their hard-partying, floor pissing, orange-tinted money-maker that will now have to put her crotch-bearing ways on hold to raise a kid.  Oh, and they probably have to change the premise of their new reality show with JWoww a bit.

If Snooki actually is pregnant, the 2012 doomsday conspiracies are most definitely true, too.  The apocalypse is nigh, dear readers.  Save yourselves.



Photos by DISCIULLO

Rihanna is normally known for her daring outfit choices, so this really shouldn't come as a surprise to us. 

RiRi was a vision in denim as she stepped out of her London hotel this morning in a chambray shirt, studded rhinestone cutoff shorts and thigh high leather boots.

Then she turned around and we saw what else was happening.  She has tied a second chambray shirt around her waist and tucked it into her shorts and let the shirt hang out from the backside of her shorts.  

Neat...?



Photos by TOE, GF, and JJ/ROCHA

Davy Jones, lead singer of famous 60's band The Monkees, has passed away at the age of 66 from a heart attack in Florida.  He was born in Manchester, England, and became the principal teen idol of the rock quartet featured on the NBC comedy series The Monkees, which was inspired in part by The Beatles film A Hard Day's Night.  The show ran from the fall of 1966 to August of 1968.

The band had several hits that sold millions of copies, including "Last Train to Clarksville," "Daydream Believer," and "I'm a Believer."  At one point at the height of their popularity they sold more records than The Beatles.  Following the show's end in 1968, Jones made appearances and toured both solo and with The Monkees up until just a few weeks ago. 

The photos above are from an appearance at the Hollywood Autograph Show in Burbank, California on February 11, 2012.  Throughout the day he was assisted by an aide who made sure he was happy to be close to fans.  One visitor said, "Davy looked very tired and unnaturally quiet. He usually is a life force and very perky at these events, but on this occasion he appeared very low.  He spoke very quietly to fans and didn't interact at all in depth. By the end of the autograph and picture sessions he looked exhausted."



EXCLUSIVE photos by JAMES

Kristen Stewart spent last weekend with her main squeeze Robert Pattinson going to Oscar parties and being in love and other delightful things.  Now the fun is over--- back to work, Kristen!

Kristen was spotted in LAX yesterday looking like her normal casual self, and landed in Paris this morning.  It's refreshing to see someone who doesn't dress like they are heading to dinner with the Queen when they take long flights.

Kristen is in Paris to promote Snow White and the Huntsman, which looks like it's going to be awesome, by the way.  The movie is set to be a summer blockbuster, with a release date of June 1st.



Photos by GVK/MATEI and ELIOT PRESS

Gotta love a dress that makes you look like you got one really pointy boob.  So chic!

AnnaLynne McCord filmed some scenes for 90210 in a green one-shoulder gown.  Although it didn't seem like one-shoulder gown friendly weather, because in between scenes she eskimo'd herself up in a winter coat (complete with fur hood) and Ugg boots.

She also got a visit from her sister Angel and chatted with her as she grabbed some lunch.



EXCLUSIVE photos by GONZALO

No names have been announced yet, since we're pretty sure the little dude just came out of her uterus. 

Big congratulations to Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner, and big sisters Violet and Seraphina.

Happy birthday, tiniest Affleck!

UPDATE:  Ben and Jen have named their son Samuel.

Photo by GONZALO