Snooki Goes Bump-Free For Book Signing

Do you hear that?

It sounds like the hooves.  Galloping.  Sixteen in total.

In other apocalyptic news, Jersey Shore's Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi has published a book.  We're too afraid to use the term "authored."  Yesterday, Snooki showed up at Barnes & Noble at The Grove in Los Angeles to promote Snooki: A Shore Thing. 

Looks like somebody forgot her Bumpit!


Photos by AXELLE