The Pattinson Effect

When a butterfly flaps its wings in China, it causes a hurricane in Florida*.

Similarly, when Robert Pattinson waves to fans in Paris, it causes panties to vaporize worldwide.

Today, R-Patz waved to fans as he exited the Crillon Hotel.

So, what we're sayin' is:  Hold on to your britches, b*tches.





(P.S.  We're fairly certain this photo is not indicative of his having joined the Third Reich.  Yeah.  We went there.)

Photos by ELIOT PRESS