Wondering what to say when it's your turn to dangle a preposition and list "What I'm thankful for" at tomorrow evening's feast?
How 'bout, "I'm thankful my mom isn't famous." ?
Now, we know what you're thinking. Yeah, sometimes, we catch sight of a Ms. Jolie or a Ms. Garner and daydream, "If only..."
But then, we catch sight of former-Spice Girl Geri Halliwell, aged "37," in a mini skirt and thigh high boots. Any non-famous mother wearing that would have earned herself a spot on Sally Jesse Raphael's stage for one of those class-tastic "My Mom Dresses Too Sexy" episodes. (Ooooh nostalgia...)
So, tomorrow, pass the creamed corn and give thanks for your mother's Mom Jeans.
How 'bout, "I'm thankful my mom isn't famous." ?
Now, we know what you're thinking. Yeah, sometimes, we catch sight of a Ms. Jolie or a Ms. Garner and daydream, "If only..."
But then, we catch sight of former-Spice Girl Geri Halliwell, aged "37," in a mini skirt and thigh high boots. Any non-famous mother wearing that would have earned herself a spot on Sally Jesse Raphael's stage for one of those class-tastic "My Mom Dresses Too Sexy" episodes. (Ooooh nostalgia...)
So, tomorrow, pass the creamed corn and give thanks for your mother's Mom Jeans.
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Isn't it great when women her age dress sexy?
Yeah, let it hang out, Geri!
Garner as your mom. There's a nice thought for nerds and perverts.
That's a woman...wow.