Heeeeeey Brody.
Earlier today, Brody Jenner and his Playmate girlfriend Jayde Nicole and an extensive film crew from MTV and probably a handful of extras had a "low-key" lunch at (the aptly-named) Villa Blanca in (see restaurant name) Beverly Hills.
Color us surprised to see the pair of them still together. Especially considering she looks like the genetic compromise of Audrina Patridge and Jocelyn Wildenstein*. Seriously, kids. Seriously.
*Oh snap!
Earlier today, Brody Jenner and his Playmate girlfriend Jayde Nicole and an extensive film crew from MTV and probably a handful of extras had a "low-key" lunch at (the aptly-named) Villa Blanca in (see restaurant name) Beverly Hills.
Color us surprised to see the pair of them still together. Especially considering she looks like the genetic compromise of Audrina Patridge and Jocelyn Wildenstein*. Seriously, kids. Seriously.
*Oh snap!



Can we be real here? Am I the only one who is alarmed by this woman's eyes? She reminds me of my aunt's old Barbies crossed with Sarah Palin. Chilling.
Oh, bauergriffin! I jumped the gun there and didn't read your caption. Your own combo is very apt. The bottom line is, she's scary.