Audigier, Gosselin, Cocknana

HEYYYY WENDY,YEA YOU WENDY, come on look up, I think I should make it a point, POINT WENDY YES A POINT TO HAVE YOU READ OR HAVE SOMEONE TO READ THE POST ABOVE, dear we know how to post a comment, SO we also know how to find that addy to those clothes, but walking around & people thinking of a GIANT NANER PENIS/Jon Gosselin when they see us sporting those clothes, WELL IT JUST ISN'T COOL, SO DON'T WEAR YOURSELF OUT, THOUGHT YOU MAY NEED THE WHOLE Hardy clothing=giant naner penis/jon gosselin association explained to you. Whoever has you posting that addy seems to be desperate in getting ppl to buy that line again. Tell Mr. Hardy, his PR screwed up BIG TIME, time for damage control now. I would suggest go in hiding, complete makeover, and come back under an ALIAS, & THEN STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM GIANT PENIS' & JON GOSSELIN

Wendy must be one of Jon's new potential Lady's of the hour, she seems to be pimp, I mean pitching the line, praying to God to get a hit, sell a TEE for the UNITED SUPPORT BROKE A$$ JON,NOW THAT HE IS TOTALLY SCREWED WHEN HIS COURT DATE ARRIVES FUND, maybe if this whole Ed's HARDly making the bills & his line is slowly dying and he's hoping for one last hoorah before his line ends up at goodwill thing works, People won't notice jon screwed up AGAIN by Falling for ED HARDLY(is seen on ppl due to looking like Jon the doushe who sports the clothes) so he is preying on an obvious moron, to pimp his kids, because he has totally screwed up, & it SCARED TO DEATH he may end up having to actually support his kids. Ah KA SA RA SAA RAAA, I maybe TOTALLY WRONG, maybe JON IS GONNA PROVE TO KATE HE CAN ALSO BRING IN THE BIG BUCKS IF HE AND ED CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO HAVE THE KIDS PICS IN ED's(oh gawd here I go again, ED HARDLY is seeinghe is destroying his brand to the point of no return) CLOTHING next to the GIANT NANA PENIS & make it work? HMMM I REALLY HOPE THERE IS SOME KIND OF LAW TO STOP THIS NANA PENIS FROM BECOMING A BACKDROP TO THOSE KIDS, THE CLOTHES ON THEM ALONE, OMG THERE GONNA LOOK LIKE MINI...beeeeep(I can't even say that about kids myself, just insert any name you think suits Jon, mine started with a D and sounded like whoosh) FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JON, just leave Kate,alone with the kids, we'll take a collection, just keep that damn penis away from em! OH YEAH ED HARDLY(even thinks himself as cool since his brand is on cheesy overpriced butane lighters at the 7/11 collecting dust, cause ppl have finally realized they do NOT WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED with the STIGMA of brand)(gee & too think you use to be cool) AS I WAAAAAAAS SAYING AS FOR THE SUSPECT LADY OF THE HOUR FRIEND OF THE BIG NANA WHO HAD TO HAVE A LONGER TUBE TO GET HIS SPERM WHERE THEY GO AKA JON G. WE DON'T THINK WE WANT TO PURCHASE THIS BRAND, THIS BRAND(refusing to say it cause I can do HARDLY's all day long) YOUR BRAND IS NOW ASSOCIATED WITH THE COUNTRY'S BIGGEST JERK/DOUSHE/ASS/LOSER there is(think this 1 person's view?, surf the web, google JON the man who left & swore he would be there and while his children are out of school has been seen more often with women who would not wipe their rears on him if he held a 9-5, rather than even take his own kids to the freakingZOOO, he is all over the globe with them & FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MICHAEL FRIGGIN LOHAN(this is really getting ridiculous, seriously TLC must be doing a hidden camerea prank on the ENTIRE COUNTRY)!!! GOSSELIN SO LIKE I SAID WE DO NOT VISIT YOUR SITE BECAUSE WE LONGER THINK YOUR BRAND IS COOL, I DO NOT WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH JON~gag~GOSSELIN, nor a GIANT NANER PENIS,and personally don't think ANY parent will EVER Put their child in your clothing after one peek at the penis either. AND When you teamed up with Jon you also attached Michael Lohan( he does kinda leech on, shoulda google his kid Lindsay for reference) So now we have established YOUR BRAND= Jon blaggg Gosselin, Michael Lohan, & the GIANT NANer Penis(& your pick huggin that penis with the great big cheesy smile DID NOT HELP THINGS AT ALL!) WELL TIME TO PUT ICING ON THE CAKE, I really wonder, honestly when I seen you had sent him(Jon) clothes, what in the world was you thinking? I mean you DO KNOW TEENS PARENTS purchase most of their clothing, and seeing Jon associated I knew was a BAD BAD move( you need new public relations, I woulda tried to get you bubbles the chimp, you would have been better off, we could have claimed the penis was a banana or atleast we thought) THEN CAME JON+VERY YOUNG,(& mind you moms don't like seeing an older man with 8 kids & and ex-wife ANYWHERE near a young girl remotely close to their teens age, justa tip for ya, and look how nice am I, all that for free) OkAY JON+VERY YOUNG GIRL+HIM TOASTING,SMOKING,& carefree(we see HIS kids when we see him, or rather see his absent children & WIFE) PLUS PLUS THE FREAKING GIANT NANER PENIS. SO DO I WANT MY TEEN wearing a $75 shirt representing ADULTREY, ummm OLD MEN(yes Jon, you are old,compared, get over it)Old men kissing touching, and ~threw up just a wee lil~ ANYWHO NOPE NOT GONNA BUY MYSELF NOR MY NIECE,NEPHEW NEVER MY KIDS CLOTHING THAT IS ASSOCIATED WITH JON GOSSELIN< MICHAEL LOHAN, CREEPY OLD MEN TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NAIVE YOUNG GIRLS WANTING ATTENTION, A FRIGGIN GIANT PERVERTED YELLOW NANER PENIS(I cannot believe this is in public) & TAAA DAAA A MAN/COMPANY WHO SENDS GIRLS TO THE GATES OUTSIDE MICHAEL JACKSON'S HOUSE WHILE FANS WERE GRIEVEING HOLDING SIGNS< WEARING THOSE SHIRTS IN ORDER TO GET FREE GLOBAL ADVERTISMENT! YES WE HEARD ABOUT THAT ED HARDLY( HAS ANY Sense or he would know he has shot hisself in the foot over & over again) CAN YOU NOT AFFORD A SIMPLE 1 MINUTE BACK TO SCHOOL COMMERCIAL? WELL DEAR DEAR OBVIOUSLY DELUSIONAL MAN, TAKE WHAT YA GOT AND BUY SOME LOTTO TICKETS & PRAY, would be your best bet at this point. NEXT TIME YOU MAKE A BUCK OR TWO,(maybe you can sell Jon's take @ a consignment shop & hope some buyer doesn't have the internet)NEXT TIME, you do have a few bucks, FOR GOODNESS SAKE DON'T BLOW IT ON A GIANT NANER PENIS & JON GOSSELIN(wow never put the two in perspective, they do go hand in hand,Jon/NanerPenis, still creepy, just makes more sense) JUST SAYING? keep on the down low, send you lil helpers around the internet & confiscate all pics with Jon,and maybe just maybe one day some will forget.

Is it just me, or when Kate was basically in charge of things, there was a sense of decency, and value associated with the Gosselin name? I am just saying, I was wondering how Kate was doing,(knowing she is the one who actually told the truth about ALWAYS being there for her kids) AND decided to Goggle Jon and Kate. Now the eight lil' gosselin children's photos are right beside a Giant Yellow penis? WOW what a good daddy you are Jon, can't wait for the follow up vagina version. I mean good going there is NO way Kate can beat your vaca with ~toy of the week~, and giant penis photos! But I kinda hope your little girls follow in mommy's footsteps, maybe one or two will try and be like your new found loves,(U know lil girls like pleasing their daddy's)Can't you just imagine Mady or Cara @ 21 when THEY get to be with a 35 year old cool cat, wearing tony the tiger jeans(oh my, hot ~gag excuse me~ hot daddy) & with his CLASSY Friends posing next to the Giant Penis?! Want you be so proud Daddy?!(don't worry about that guys kids, your daughter's trust will probably support him, and possibly help pay his child support untill it runs out, unless their mom has managed to find a way to finicially secure the families future, and made enough to let your lil girls new lover take HER away to his, I mean the Giant Yellow penis, before he clamps on to his VERY own tabloid reporter, to cash in as he goes(thought you hated, OH you hated being seen in tabloids as a family man, sorry my bad, keep forgetting it is Kate who tries to maintain that wholesome bothersome image) I hope you will be SO proud,because I AM SURE Karma will gladly see you get all you deserve back. Maybe you can fly in and have a Father/daughter/penis pic for the family album(don't think you need to order Kate a copy) Now too bad Michael Lohan will probably be in a bed somewhere wearing depends babbling about parent trap, because you won't be able to hook up your lil girl's new man to the KING OF ALL daddy's living on their kids image, but sly enough to keep out of the whole raising crap that is, AS WE ALL know should be done by those dang women who gave birth,& if they wanted to eat with a roof over their head, they better figured out a way to cash in so the heat doesn't reflect on daddy,I mean why should it, daddy never cared if they had a nice house, hey the government would have supplied low income housing, and food stamps, and we all know their are plenty charities who would have donated used clothes. I mean it those greedy a$$ mothers who wanted to buy NEW clothes, and have their OWN home with a YARD to play in, and buy the families FOOD themselves, and can you believe that witch even wanted to put up money for college educations?! I mean come on, when they turn 18, who are they to have some high flalooten career that involves you having to pay for? What nerve kids have, 18 and their freaking benefits will run out, they should start early, forget college, have a kid, or dozen of em, and collect from the government. But to try and work and come home and help out 2 or 3 times, well it is too exhausting, and if you think a job( or several, Jon you will have to skillfully train your lil girls new man on how to Hold MANY Jobs, now mind you no more than 1 @ a time, just how to get one without a previous reference, due to stupid ppl being petty, and not understanding you just don't feel like working, being productive, etc and now they won't give you a freaking good reference after they have the nerve to fire you) SO if Mommy wants to baby Your little girls lover's kids, cool. Maybe you can get in on a few tabloid bucks, keep a camerea close by ALWAYS, just looking out for you JON. Boy Oh Boy can you believe, you hit the JACKPOT Jon, I mean you have 5 GIRLS! So you have a good chance she WILL find a guy like you! WHat is that, a young lady looks for a man that reminds her of her father? Lucky son of a gun. Oh what about, naaaaa, thought you could send your little girl's new man on over to K-Fed and get a tip or two, but that loser ACTUALLY is involved with Brit's kids, Oh yeah, what about that Sha, SHara, Shar girl, he had two kids with? OMG Jon, we may have found a lil glimmer of hope, seriously if K-fed ever drops the ball on Brit's kids, he may get to be SLICK as you and michael or possibly he could work with you on a new idea, just looking out for you guys cause I know when the tabloids lose interest, those pesty ex-wives are so freaking selfish they wont help out the one who gave her the best 15 mins of her life, or in your case Jon, a tube with your magic love potion.(though it is going to need to be implanted by a physician, considering, I mean come on, Kate wanted your kids, so you done her a favor & gave her the sperm that has your DNA, it just needs to be umm forced to do the job)( WOW just note to self here, SPERM is actually the make up of who it comes from, I mean in EVERYWAY< WOWWWWW, ok bad to helping JON)
SO here we go how about a how to? You know what I am talking about,, kinda like Kate's how to budget, plan, oragnize and raise children, you know KINDA like that only COOL,for the IN crowd, and maybe if everyone sees how cool it is, you will not only pick up a few bucks but a hot young, or in later years you may even think about a young broke,deperate chick, OMG JON I THINK I HAVE A PLAN FOR YOU!!! Thank goodness you left those screaming, needy kids, and that oragnized,controlling( of finances, needs,values set before the kids)Wife! I ME MAN YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL NOW, minus that totally unattractive family van, with that family(dang never seen them, they are pretty cute, and THAT is KATE? that woman had 8 KIDS?! WOW she looks pretty good, ol well good ridance, atleast with those looks she will find her a MAN, and he MAY just do the things that just get in the way, picking them up when they fall, teaching the boys to fish,graduation, prom, and how lucky would you be if he builds a strong enough bond to walk the girls down the isle? I mean that alone is worth getting out now, Why would ANY MAN want to walk 5 girls, who was little when they left and now are grown young ladies, man ol man you cross your fingers that you dodge that bullet. Oh I forgot, the chance of some of them looking for men like daddy is better than the lotto's odds, but HOPE HOPE, the most of em bond with the NEW MAN in Kate's life, that is the one's who are gonna to need to have a "perfect lil' home life like mommy" We still have our Giant Yellow penis dream, I really believe if you're patient, it MAY come true! Okay sorry I got off track, but here is the money maker that will atleast get you by until government benefits kick in.
HOW TO KNOCK UP A FAMOUS/WEALTHY/WOMAN WITH EARNING POTENTIAL or goals( if their goals don't work out we have a rep(k-fed, the man who's first baby mama Shar whatshername, didn't meet our goal status with only appearing in 1 semi-sucessful series) who will refer you to planB(disclaimer: planB also includes several reality gigs for your ex-baby mama based on your MONEY Makin MAMA's fame,in which she(aka semi-success mama)now can pull her weight, cause once you Make you New Money Maker a MAMA and CHA CHING your way to the single/ carefree life again, you ain't gonna have time to be bothered with any of them(K-fed, is photograph numerous times by tabloids with Money Makin Mama's kids, we are sorry for the confusion,we would like to insure you this is research on the sequel to this How to, Titled " How TO ESCAPE THE DEAD BEAT DAD TITLE WHILE CASHING IN FOR DUTIES THAT MOST DADS DO FOR FREE AND STILL< YESS STILL GET THAT ALIMONY AND CHILD SUPPORT IN ADDITION TO A FATA$$ PAYCHECK AND A ALL EXPENSE PAID ROUND THE WORLD VACA,INCLUDING NANNY @ YOUR BECKON CALL WHILE YOU TAKE IT EASY AND MONEY MAKING MAMA IS WORKING HER BUTT OFF PAYING THE BILLS, we're just trying to figure out how to shorten that a bit.) AND LIVE LIKE BALLA FOR AS LONG AS TABLOIDS NEED A STORY. OKAY JON, listen up, you are in a new league now my friend, you have to keep the ball rolling. Keep in the public eye at ALL costs, your kids won't EVER Google you and see you with those YOUNG girls or the pics of mommy home picnicing,taking them to their first concert,(luCKY MAN, dodged that too,& got a pic published the same day chillin with your new toy, I mean GF in the hamptons with Michael Lohan) NoOOO way they will EVER see this, just ask those tabloid reporters, oh yeah your new fling will do, she will keep ALL your secrets when you move on, she will tell you the kids will never see any of this. SO LIVE IT UP BUDDY! ALSO don't worry about Kate's lawyers, surely they don't go online, or see tabloids at checkout counters, and I REALLY don't THINK they would try using a private investigator, or it would be sneaky to try using someone on the inside like plant, you have to have a slick smart good & well paid lawyer for this stuff to affect you, I am sure that Kate was so dang busy with all those kids, she probably picked some avrage ol' Joe out of the yellowpages, naa she never woulda put too much thought into worrying about the bank you are hoping to cash in on, I mean she's smart enough to make it all back again, but not too smart to make sure The kids and her will get the big end, surely she knows you donated your golden sperm, that is rightfully yours.She can have the kids, you just need the cash. WE ARE PROUD OF YOU JON, for letting all upcoming women of the world to know, what kind of men are out there.To make sure they prepare for a man like you. For making sure every moment,day, & week your kids are wondering where you are, there is record of your whereabouts, with how and where. You are simply one curious click away, and I know my kids are YOUR kids age, and they have already seen you on yahoo's front page. Even heard there is Kara & mady's Daddy, where are the kids? Pish posh, if they want daddy, all it takes is one click when mommy isn't looking, or they could even go over to a friends house to check you out at all YOUR friends houses, how cool is that?! Well Jon, I am sure you are tired of reading, I know you don't do well actually thinking too much, that must be such a hassle since Kate probably refuses to EVER think for you anymore, poor fella. But just know when you are ready to work this thing, I am here for ya! Oh if you think you may have an extra copy, and can get the rights, THAT GIANT PENIS PICTURE,YOU KNOW THE ONE RIGHT NEXT TO THE PICTURE OF YOUR KIDS, I was talking about,the 1 thing Kate never accomplished to have published next to the family?! THAT WOULD BE AWESOME TO GET AND HAVE, or better yet, look around, you're in NY now baby, you can buy a NEW classy lady by the hour, or day, and we can head out and have you Pose Rodeo style right on Top, FOR THE COVER OF OUR BOOK! Don't worry, we can photoshop in the kids(if we can sneak a snapshot of them at the park with Kate) AND WAA LAAA ChRISTMAS CARD TO ALL YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS, and WE'LL EVEN ORDER A FEW EXTRA FOR THOSE NAYSAYERS,WHO DARE TO CLAIM YOU AREN'T THE FAMILY MAN! Like I said Jon, don't worry, you have made us SO PROUD, we're gonna look out for ya, we'll even hangon to a copy WITH the kids photoshopped,and let the judge KNOW JUST WHAT A DAD YOU ARE! MWAAHH JONNY BOY, YOU WILL SEE KARMA WON'T DARE TO FORGET ALL YOU HAVE DONE FOR YOUR FAMILY,IT WILL MAKE ABSOLUTELY SURE YOU GET WHAT IS YOURS, THAT I BELIEVE YOU CAN POSITIVELY BANK ON!!!

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If you choose to defend jon's actions and applaud his mid life crisis you obviously don't have kids or shouldn't have them if you do. His immaturity and selfishness are monumental. I am mortified for him, since he is not. His children will bear scars of his poor judgement for life. Regardless of marital problems, which should be dealt with in counseling first, you do not run around the world like an entitled pubescent and look like an honorable man. It is devastating to watch. Kate, you need some great friends, time and alot of support right now. Many of us feel your pain.

You know we're all thinking it... Christian Audigier standing next to a giant yellow banana penis and then next to Jon Gosselin and none of us can figure out which is the biggest prick.

Yeah, he is a father of 8 and should be home with them, but if you watch the beginning shows, Kate was always putting him down, correcting the way he talked, etc. I knew that he was going to get tired of it. Nobody deserves to be treated like that, especially in front of millions of people. I say take care of your kids, then worry about yourself, but you go Jon and forget about that witch of a women you are married to!

Jon is a total jackass scumbag. This unemployed neer-do-well has completely alienated what is left of their TLC audience. He should fire his PR rep. I sincerely hoped they both saved their money, especially him because his child support obligations ARE HUGE!!! I hope the Montgomery County Judge socks this guy with a huge support obligation. What kind of person who has 8 children schleps around with a 22 year old girl? She must be an idiot too as once this show is over and the equitable distribution of property is completed, this lazy unemployed father of 8 is going to be BROKE!!! I am ashamed that the Gosselins live in my State.

Disclaimer: The Gosselins are not representative of the majority of people in Pennsylvania.

Seriously, what is he doing? Now we can all see why Kate treated him like a child. Father of 8? What a nightmare

Correction to my post to 'sandie'....it should read as"he said 'well,daddy has to work, noW go play". Funny how one letter can mess up a whole sentence. lol, oops,looks like I'mgivin the nutter alil too much of MY attention. toodles.....

Um,'sandie'?Since I'm the one who said 'pimping' I assume your question is for me,so,see if you can grasp this,cause really it truly does 'go without saying'. He's PIMPING his kids if he puts them in the ads for this wacky clothing line!USING them to gain more $ that they surely do not need.Seems BOTH these parents forgot what children really need,love,time,attention,disciple & AFFECTION!I took HIS side until I saw the b'day show where 1 lil girl told him she didn't like him gone so oft,then tried climbing in his lap for a lil hug & his response was 'well,daddy hasto work,not go play'.(huh??he works??)He had such a sour look on his face,literally brushed her aside & went back to that dull staring into space!Near broke my heart!I could give a crap who beds who,but seeing those sad lil,almost lonely, faces every show is somewhat telling,huh?These kids are nothing more than a mealticket!The parents have truly lost sight of what matters in life.Not to mention their roles as parents.What qualifies him to design kids clothes anyway?His good taste & values?He can't even dress HIMSELF without help!What next?He gonna pose them with the cocknana?Whatta classy guy!I think he loves the media attention as much asthe backwards mullet mama,but before,his prob was HE wasn't getting enough!HA!

He is such a disgusting pig. I just want to put my hands around his neck and shake it while I scream - You have EIGHT kids at home scumbag douchebreath. GO HOME!!!

I have never uderstood the fascination with this guy, and I certainly don't understand all these women who are posting here and calling him "hot", etc. Apparently in America today we have descended so far, that a man who has an expression like a dim bulb and the personality of a dorknob can still be considered useful in any way. He looks like SO many of those lost souls from a certain island on the other side of the Pacific who have no business being thrust hundreds of years forward suddenly into the 21st Century with faculties that were not meant to handle this level of societal development without more personal evolution. I could never understand how Kate originally glommed on to this dude in the first dude - not that I ever cared more than a jot to find out if it required more than 10 seconds watching their uterrly dreadful spectacle on the boob tube! This loser is about to learn exactly what a miserable life is from here on out as a result of defying God;s law anyway, and leaving his wife with that many kids. It defies description, but speaks to what we have all become, especially in bothering to follow this sinner's exploits!

Just wanted to point out one thing about Jon...Kate should have seen this coming at the end of last year! Take a look at Jon prior to that time. His hair was always flat and combed toward his face. He never really took care of himself. By the end of last year, he started spiking his hair and dressing a little better, trying to at least look like he was taking care of himself. He is like a child and had to be treated like a child. Kate had to give him instruction every step of the way. He didn't seem like he could function on his own. The kids obviously love their dad, but Jon doesn't have much of a personality and mainly blends in with the kids. He didn't give them much direction. Kate, on the other hand, is almost too strict and too demanding! Too bad they couldn't have reached a happy medium. They did make a darling couple when they were first married. Now Jon just looks like one of the kids and seems very lost!

That jon is a real scumbag. I feel so sorry his kids. I hope kate gets full custody so he can go about his business chasing after young girls. Who knows maybe he'll grow up one day and pay chld support.

For all of his protests that he hadn't cheated, and that he "was there for his kids" this is the 2nd YOUNG woman Jon has been seen with. Did he get tired of the little teacher??

why is everyone so full of hate?? its his life, he has 8 kids hes aloud to have a midlife crisis... hopefully everything will work out whether that means being in the spotlight or not...

Jon - I'm just using you right now for money, sex, and a pot smoking good time - once I get what I want from you and I'm done, you'll be gone. You really do look like a fool right now, you are not that good looking, you are way uncool, and you are really a very depressing person to be around; however, I love money, and I want some fame, so I figured you could do that for me. I don't like kids, so don't expect me to help you out with the brood you have. I really prefer women to men; but you'll do for now.

Love, Hailey

Jon looks lost. He was much better as a Dad than a man-about-town. All the comments can be made about Kate but: she is there with the kids and everything she has done has been FOR them. Oh - and where is Jon getting the $$ for his French Riviera and clothes and chicks? Well, that television gig is going to run out because I would think we're all getting tired of seeing Jon's bored face hanging around those kids. Kate had best re-write that contract and give Jon the boot - heck - "he's only 32" and needs some new adventures. Maybe a job and some child support (for 8)....that'll send the 22 year olds flying. haha.

Oh yeah, he reminds me of that banana, a big phalic symbol..:)

A good father would not run around with a 23 year old and put his face out there forthe camera. I real dad would be close to his kids be there for them. For someone who does not like the limelight he is eating it up. Maybe his wife was demanding but now it shows that she was dealing with a kid. He needs to man up. He even said "I am only 32 and I am excited about the future" well he should have thought about that before he had kids. What a lousy role model. At least if Kate is seeing someone she does not flaunt it. what a scum bag.

So, how is be pimping out his kids? Is he suppose to stay inside his entire life?
Good for Jon. He's been stuck inside of a house with a witch of a wife for too long--he's finally doing something on his own without Kate telling him what to do. GOOD FOR JON!!! :) :) :)

Jon why dont you grow up and act your age, come out of the closet, you know you want too.

So basically this fugly,seemingly borderline retarded idiot who detests the media is doing everything he can to get attention,is again pimping his kids out & omg he is one nasty looking thing!His hands SHOULD be kept in his pockets (lol @ the posing!) cause damn those are some odd looking digits! Wonder who his tailor is since its clear his clothes don't fit! Jacket sleeves too long, & those jeans?LOL @ the hem job!Kinda reminds me of a troll,or one those scary looking lawn gnomes.....