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This afternoon, Dark Hanson sought food on Melrose Avenue. And they found it. But, it took a village (idiot).
Nick, Kevin, and Joe Jonas enjoyed a casual lunch at posh pub The Village Idiot. They were joined by bonus Jonas, Franklin (good thing their name's not Joner), and by a mystery fellow whose telling eyebrows imply he likely has Jonai blood surging through his veins (a cousin, perhaps?).
After the meal, Nick returned to his sweet a** classic Mustang Cobra which we have decided to nameThe Panty-Dropper The Nervously Twist My Purity Ring...er.
This afternoon, Dark Hanson sought food on Melrose Avenue. And they found it. But, it took a village (idiot).
Nick, Kevin, and Joe Jonas enjoyed a casual lunch at posh pub The Village Idiot. They were joined by bonus Jonas, Franklin (good thing their name's not Joner), and by a mystery fellow whose telling eyebrows imply he likely has Jonai blood surging through his veins (a cousin, perhaps?).
After the meal, Nick returned to his sweet a** classic Mustang Cobra which we have decided to name
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Where the fuck did they get a Mustang? On the other hand, what idiot sold it to them? They absolutely do not deserve it.
Joe is getting that short fat look
Nope. But we also don't live at Jonas Bros. fansites so, unlike you, we would not be privy to the back-up bassists name. =P
His full name is Greg Garbowsky, he goes by the nickname Garbo. Do you people live under a rock?
Wait, Garbo? Seriously!!? With a name like that, dude doesn't even need a purity ring.
How dare G not know that! I mean everyone in the world knows who the backup bassist is! Sheesh!
Or not.
I care not for the little boys but damn is their ride sweet.
The one in the blue polo is their backup bassist, Garbo! Duh.