Mitzvah, we mean.

Much to the urging of our readers (rightfully so), we've discovered our original source was incorrect and that Lindsay was actually at a Bar Mitzvah, that of Samantha Ronson's half brother, Joshua.

Earlier today, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson attended a Bat Bar Mitzvah in London.  What says, "You're now morally responsible for your own actions" quite like partying with the Lohan?

Lots of things, probably.

Whatevs.  The couple were all smiles at the after party held in the Mandarin Oriental Hyde Park Hotel.  We'd be all smiles too if we had those killer Louboutin ankle boots.




















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Please feel free to mock us when we're wrong, and know we'll do the same in return.

Ah, what fun that title is when phonetically pronounced in English!

A bunch of famous folks (including Sean Penn and Monica Bellucci) attended the 34th Annual César Awards (the national film award of France) at the Chatelet Theatre in Paris.   Then, they all headed to an after party at some place called Fouquet.

Which is most giggle-worthy?  Emma Thompson eating the Tricolore?  Emma Thompson using the Tricolore to direct a plane onto the runway?  Or, Tilda Swinton's dress?











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Just because we love you, we're giving you more of the lovely Liv Tyler, eating lunch at Baja Fresh on Friday.

Nice to see that even Hollywood starlets have their sweater'n'sneaker days!











Photos by JAM

Huh.  That couldn't have ended well.


Yesterday, David Beckham played for AC Milan against Werder Bremen at the Giuseppe Meazza Stadium.

These photos make it appear as if he spent the entire match dodging death.











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We feel there's a noted lack of totally unfunny Sherlock Holmes jokes in blog posts about Emma Watson.  We're not aiming to fill that void (though, know you us, we could).  We're simply pointing it out.

Today, Hermoine herself, Emma Watson, did a spot of shopping on London's Bond Street before hopping into her right-side driver's seat Toyota Prius and heading off.

Oh you Brits and your wonky backwards cars.  Love it.











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We speak neither of mouse nor of shark.  We speak, of Mickey Rourke and his a new Chihuahua Jaws.  The two had a little pre-flight PDA sesh before their departure from L.A.

Sadly, Mickey's dog Loki, whom he famously thanked in his Golden Globes acceptance speech, passed away on February 18th.  It certainly looks like Jaws is sufficiently filling the void left by Mickey's late best friend.

If these photos don't make you go, "Awwww," you might not have a soul.  Just sayin'.











Photos by MATINGAS