What Do Paris Hilton and Kate Walsh Have in Common?

Comparing Kate and Paris Bauer? *shakes head* Do you miss us that much?

Come on now Bauer, I understand that you miss us Walshies and all, but this is a little extreme. And correction, they don't have "very little" in common, they have NOTHING in common.

Awww..BG. We miss you as well, but this is sooo not the way to go.

Unless Paris has a sexy new Cadillac ad out, I'm missing the connection!

Hm, this may be a way to let us know that you miss us Walshies, but seriously?
I wouldn't go about it comparing her to Paris.
Aw well, you are forgiven , we miss you too ;)

PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. FOR MORE INFORMATION, GOOGLE HIS NAME WITH THE NAMES: PARIS HILTON, RICK HILTON, AND NICKY HILTON. ALSO, GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM FOR FURTHER INFORMATION.

THE HILTON FAMILY WILL NOT SUE BECAUSE THEY KNOW THAT PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND BRANDON M. WITTE.

They have a lot in common. Both overrated, both have no talent, both are pathetic attention seekers ... The list could go on.

They have really nothing in common.
Kate is one of the most talent actress around.

She doesn't ever take the easy road with her work. Unlike some actress that do the same character for all their careers. I just love that I know I'm never getting the same character. When I discovered her I went on a binge watching anything with her that I could getmy hand on, and that was a the best surprise ever.

I don't waste my time commenting on the other person that has a mom, and a dad that love her.

PLEASE DISREGARD MY LAST COMMENT MADE ON 9, JANUARY 2009. I WAS UNDER DURESS SINCE PARIS HILTON HAD KIDNAPPED ME AND FORCED ME TO MAKE VARIOUS INSANE COMMENTS. FOR INSTANCE, SHE FORCED ME TO CLAIM THAT HER NAME HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM GOOGLE, WHEN IT’S OBVIOUS THAT MANUALLY TYPING IN HER NAME BRINGS HER UP ON A SEARCH. ALSO, THE AUTO PROMPTING FEATURE IS SIMPLY BRINGING UP THE MOST POPULAR RESULTS, ANY MORON WOULD KNOW THAT THINGS LIKE PARIS, FRANCE WILL COME UP MULTIPLE TIMES INSTEAD OF PARIS HILTON. BUT PARIS HILTON FORCED ME TO DO SUCH.
PLEASE DO CHECK OUT ALL OF THE MYSPACE POSTS UNDER THE NAME PARIS HILTON. YOU WILL SEE HOW I HAVE MADE SO MANY DERRANGED AND INSANE COMMENTS SUCH AS CLAIMS THAT PARIS HILTON AND BRITNEY SPEARS WANTED TO DATE ME, THAT PARIS HILTON IN SOME DESIRE FOR REVENGE HAS PUT ELECTRONIC DEVICES IN MY HOME TO ATTACK ME, AND SO FORTH. THE COMMENTS GET STRANGER AND STRANGER, TO THE POINT WHERE I EVEN START USING PSUEDONYMS LIKE DJANGO AND POSTING COMMENTS AND THEN DENYING THAT I HAVE POSTED THEM. THIS WAS ALL DONE BECAUSE PARIS HILTON KIDNAPPED ME AND FORCED ME TO DO THIS.
BEING HORMONAL DUE TO THE FEMALE LLAMA HORMONES BEING INJECTED INTO ME DOESN’T HELP MUCH.
OH, ALSO PLEASE NOTE MY HORRID ATTEMPTS AT SINGING, PARIS HILTON FORCED ME TO GO TO 100 STUDIO IN JAMAICA AND EMBARSS MYSELF INFRONT OF NUMEROUS NOTED REGGAE PERFORMERS IN JAMAICA. SHE EVEN FORCED ME TO SING THE BOB MARLEY CLASSIc “AMBUSH IN THE NIGHT” BUT REPLACE THE WORD “AMBUSH” WITH THE WORD “FARTKNOCKERS”.
IT’S TERRIBLE WHAT SHE HAS FORCED ME TO DO.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33

DISREGARD THE RIDICULOUS COMMENT LEFT HERE ON OCTOBER 27, 2009 AT 9:06 AM. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33

OH YES, THE FAKE BRANDON POSTS MORE LIES, PLEASE DISREGARD HIS POST MADE ON NOVEMBER 8TH. WELL, TO ANSWER THE SLANDER POSTED ON MANY OTHER WEBSITES (NOT HERE YET THANKFULLY), I AM NOT SINGING AT JAMAICA GATES FAKE BRANDON. YOU ARE UNDER MY NAME. SO STOP TRYING TO TWIST THINGS YOU SOCIOPATHIC DELUSIONAL INSANE STALKER. YOU HAVE USURPED MY IDENTITY AND ARE NOW ALSO SINGING THERE AT THAT RESTAURANT OR BAR OR NIGHTCLUB. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT IS SINCE I'VE NEVER BEEN THERE, YOU HAVE! YOU KEEP PRETENDING TO BE ME!

AND STOP POSTING MY STREET ADDRESS! YOU POST IT SO I WILL BE STALKED BY OTHERS. IT'S TRULY SICK WHAT YOU DO.

BUT THEN AGAIN, YOU HAVE TAKEN OUT MYSPACE AND YOUTUBE ACCOUNTS IN MY NAME, I THINK AN AOL ACCOUNT IN MY NAME, NOW PRETEND TO BE ME AND SING AT THIS PLACE CALLED JAMAICA GATES IN MY NAME AND SO FORTH.

YOU ARE THE IMPOSTER, NOT ME. DON'T TRY TO TWIST THIS. MAYBE YOU ARE SO DELUSIONAL YOU THINK THAT I AM, BU THAT IS NOT THE CASE.

AND AS FOR MY MIDDLE NAME, ANYONE CAN FIND THAT OUT EASILY. BUT HEY, GO AHEAD AND POST MY FULL LEGAL NAME WHERE ALL CAN READ IT TOO, YOU OBVIOUSLY WANT ME TO BE STALKED BY OTHERS, NOT JUST YOU.

STOP IT! YOU SCARE ME WITH YOUR ATTEMPTS TO TAKE OVER MY IDENTITY!

THE REAL BRANDON MATTHEW WITTE (THE SANE ONE!)