Despite even more rumors that their relationship is on the rocks, Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo and his wide receiver Jessica Simpson landed at LAX yesterday with dog Daisy riding along in a Gucci tote.
Holding hands. Big smiles. Tony not even hiding his face. If anything, the Sass 'n' Pass status looks to be on the upswing.
EXCLUSIVE photos by MATEI/MO
Holding hands. Big smiles. Tony not even hiding his face. If anything, the Sass 'n' Pass status looks to be on the upswing.
EXCLUSIVE photos by MATEI/MO
Any of the following are more fitting than "Sass 'n' Pass":
1) "Gasser 'n' Passer"
2) "Tranny Wh*re 'n' Can't Score"
3) "Desperate-to-Marry 'n' I Still Call Carrie"
4) "Bumble 'n' Fumble"
5) "Boozer 'n' Loser"
6) "Joke 'n' Choke"
7) "Hag 'n' Fag"
8) "Trout-Pout 'n' Won't-come-out"
9) "Go-Away 'n' Isn't-he-gay"
10) "Beard 'n' Jeered"
11) "Dad-was-my-first 'n' "Jessica-Cursed"
12) "Hack 'n' Sack"
13) "Stinky 'n' Pinkie"
14) "Loser Freak 'n' Losing Streak"
15) "Overfed 'n' Won't Wed"
16) "No Brain 'n' Pinkie Sprain"
17) "I-was-booed 'n' I-like-dudes"
18) "Desperate 'n' Won't Commit"
19) "Chub 'n' Flub"
20) "Great-big-a** 'n' Picked-off-pass"
I enjoyed all of these. Also, I whole-heartedly hope you participate in poetry readings and, if not, seriously consider it.