So what if we're easily distracted by shiny objects and "air that sh*t out" crotch shots?
It looks like Lily Allen fell right out of that man's vagina and onto the beach, cigarette already in hand. We can't help but wonder if her initial birthing process was not so dissimilar.
Before Lily and "older man" art deal Jay Jopling were spotted canoodling on a yacht, they were doing some heavy petting on the beach... and in the most romantic of parking lots...
It looks like Lily Allen fell right out of that man's vagina and onto the beach, cigarette already in hand. We can't help but wonder if her initial birthing process was not so dissimilar.
Before Lily and "older man" art deal Jay Jopling were spotted canoodling on a yacht, they were doing some heavy petting on the beach... and in the most romantic of parking lots...



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