We tried to keep that equation as simple as possible, but it was tough!
We mean, just think about it: Two of People Magazine's former Sexiest Man Alive titleholders, together, in London, boozed up, and partially mustachioed. We know. Mind, blown.
Last night, George Clooney and pal (and Ocean's 11 co-star) Matt Damon, and Matt's lovely wife Luciana Barroso appeared to be a bit on the tipsy side of things as they left London's Nobu Berkeley Restaurant.
Then, just when you thought things couldn't get any sexier, Olivier Martinez walked out. At this point, the bits and pieces of our mind recollected themselves (a la Terminator 2) just so they could be blown a second time.
Later that night, George took his mustache (apparently, his buddy Brad is also a fan of nose brooms) to the Whisky Mist where he dipped his olfactory bristles in some more brew. Brew that, as indicated by his hand gesture, was a-okay.
We mean, just think about it: Two of People Magazine's former Sexiest Man Alive titleholders, together, in London, boozed up, and partially mustachioed. We know. Mind, blown.
Last night, George Clooney and pal (and Ocean's 11 co-star) Matt Damon, and Matt's lovely wife Luciana Barroso appeared to be a bit on the tipsy side of things as they left London's Nobu Berkeley Restaurant.
Then, just when you thought things couldn't get any sexier, Olivier Martinez walked out. At this point, the bits and pieces of our mind recollected themselves (a la Terminator 2) just so they could be blown a second time.
Later that night, George took his mustache (apparently, his buddy Brad is also a fan of nose brooms) to the Whisky Mist where he dipped his olfactory bristles in some more brew. Brew that, as indicated by his hand gesture, was a-okay.



Boy, I'll be glad when he's finished filming that flick and can remove the weird 'stache and can grow his shaved fake receding hairline back out and lose the dumb caps. It looks like he might be morphing the 'stache into a goatee though, in which case, I approve.
He looks like a very talkative drunk, right? Wonder if he is planning a retaliation to Brad over the gay joke on Ellen yesterday. This could be good.
Olivier needs some new clothes.He has been wearing the same kit for about 5 years and the same outfit for the entire month he has been in London.George looks good however he comes served up.
Clooney wasted and picking up waitresses..that's not news, is it?
THAT IS A RING ON HIS LEFT HAND - IS HE MARRIED? TO WHO? WHEN?
Ring? What ring? My heart just broke--then I realized that the hand and arm belong to the guy holding George's drunken butt up!
Ring? What ring? My heart just broke--then I realized that the hand and arm belong to the guy holding George's drunken butt up!
Looks like Yawnni!