If you thought this was bad, it only gets worse...

Michael Jackson and his kids Michael Joseph, Paris Michael Katherine and Prince Michael Jackson II (A/K/A "Blanket") go trick-or-treating again on Thursday!

On their way over they took a very quick stop at Borders in Westwood.

One word: C-R-E-E-P-Y











Photography by MATEI/RADCLIFFE

Amy Winehouse is accompanied by her good friend Blake Wood and her father Mitch Winehouse as she leaves the London Clinic on Friday and goes to a private consultation before heading home.

Umm... out of rehab already, Amy!!!??? Don't you think a few more days months years getting treatment is a better idea?

Could Amy Winehouse really be on the road to sobriety? Let me know in the comments area!!!











EXCLUSIVE photography by BIG PICTURES

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens return from Mexico looking happily in love on Friday at LAX airport in Los Angeles.

Does this ring a bell, anyone?

Does anyone else think that Zac is looking more and more manly these days? I *almost* see movie star quality in him ala Brad Pitt or Matthew McConaughey.

I think I'm starting to root for the Efron. *shocked and slightly dismayed*











Photography by DAVE/JRS

Jessica Biel arrives at her hotel after dining at Nobu Berkley in London on Thursday night.

Hey Jess! Where's your man, JT?

And what up with the ring on your non-engagement band hand? We know Justin Timberlake popped the question. We just feel it in our bones! (Yes, this is a totally unconfirmed hunch. But a strong one!)











Photography by BIG PICTURES

Bauer-Griffin Online wants you to decide whether you feel sorry for Kate Hudson.

Pacific Coast News has the EXCLUSIVE: Heidi Montag puts Spencer Pratt in handcuffs.

INF Daily also has an EXCLUSIVE: Halle Berry as Frankie and Alice.

Splash News Online says that Kate Moss shows her true skin at the airport.

What Would Tyler Durden Do calls Mariah Carey a LIAR!

Before you start playing those tiny, sad-sounding violins in your head because you're feeling sorry for a washed up actor who has fallen on hard times in this failing, election-year economy, listen up...

Looking scruffy and worn, Philip Seymour Hoffman only appears to be a bum. He is still a successful actor. I repeat, Philip Seymour Hoffman chooses by his own free will to look like sh*t.

We spotted the anti-fashion-slash-anti-bath-slash-anti-health performer as he strolled through the West Village of New York on Thursday.

Don't judge. He's just going through his Brando phase. (Oof, and we know what happened there).

 









EXCLUSIVE photography by MARIO MAGNANI

Kate Hudson looks dazed and confused as she gets mobbed by the paparazzi at LAX airport in Los Angeles on Thursday.

The shutterbugs come on like fierce hailstorms sometimes.

It almost makes me think being famous isn't all that. But then I see things like this and my seething jealousy returns.

Oh, comfortable seething jealousy. What would I do without you?

BTW, we also spotted Kate arriving at Heathrow in London on Friday. She seemed a lot happier there (see photos of her smiling and sporting in sunglasses toward the end of this set.)

 









Photography by GABO/JRS/RJK

Keanu Reeves lunches at Kendall's Brasserie before returning to court in Los Angeles on Thursday.

The actor is currently being sued for damages in a civil court by Alison Silva, a paparazzo who claims the actor knocked him down while driving his Porsche in 2007.

Silva's testimony broke down in court that day as he could not explain to Reeves' defense attorneys why his account of the incident had changed repeatedly and also his unpaid medical bills.

 









EXCLUSIVE photography by GARRY SUN

Those wacky British royals are always on the move. Here is a rundown of their latest shenanigans (and yes, Prince William's bald spot is still there):

• October 18 (pictures released today): Prince William and Prince Harry participate in a 1,000-mile off-road motorcycle ride through Lesotho and other parts of South Africa to raise money for children's charities, including Sentebale, a charity set up by Prince Harry and Prince Seeiso of Lesotho for the young and vulnerable children of Lesotho.
• October 29: Prince William and Prince Harry appear to be the best dressed at the world premiere of Quantum of Solace at the Odeon Theatre in Leicester Square.
• October 30: Princess Beatrice and Sarah Ferguson Duchess of York attend the Children in Crisis 15th Anniversary Ball at the Old Billingsgate Market in London.
  

I especially like the Lesotho pics. The princes look like they really enjoy the charity work. Not to sound sappy, but Diana would have been proud.

 









Photography by BIG PICTURES

Simon Cowell, singer Sinitta Renet Malone and BBC Radio host Dermot O'Leary have dinner at Mr. Chows in London on Wednesday.

Simon leaves holding a bottle of beer as he walks to a taxi. Dermot then leaves and greets photographers.

I think this video is an interesting study of the fierceness of flash bulbs--multiple, overlapping moments of complete blindness. I'm surprised celebs don't have walking canes to help guide them through these blurry messes.

EXCLUSIVE video by BIG PICTURES

Paris Hilton arrives at her hotel in casual attire before exiting soon after in a sparkly dress to attend the National Television Awards at the Royal Albert Hall on Thursday in London.

Now, that's the life of a socialite... the quick change into a fabulous outfit is practically like winning a gold medal in Paris' world.

The next day we caught up with the often-bedazzled beauty and noticed her alarmingly red track suit as she was preparing to depart from Heathrow airport.

Looking ridiculous as usual, girl.

 









Photography by BIG PICTURES

Kate Moss and her boyfriend Kills guitarist Jamie Hince arrive in a giddy mood at Heathrow airport in London to prepare for departure on Thursday.

Maybe Kate found the "good" stash she had forgotten about in her daughter's jewelry box.

 









Photography by BIG PICTURES/ROCHA

Exhibit A) Creepy masks (um, V for Vendetta was out in 2005. I'm super creeped out someone as rich as Michael would have his kid wear an outdated and evil-looking mask! Freaky!)

Exhibit B) Michael's creepy everyday mask, er, face. Anyone who has that for a father must be extremely weird.

Exhibit C) The way Michael's older children are holding hands makes me think of those haunting twins from The Shining. Plus: note Blanket lurking in the background. Eek!

We spotted Michael Jackson and his kids Michael Joseph, Paris Michael Katherine and Prince Michael Jackson II (A/K/A "Blanket") went trick-or-treating in Hollywood on Wednesday.

Michael, I shudder at the thought of when your kids are grown up, cut out of your will and forced to publish their tell-all books. I'll be forced to hear horror stories I would rather never know, I'm sure.

*Officially as creeped out as the first time I watched Saw--yes it is bad.*











Photography by MATEI/RADCLIFFE

Miley Cyrus arrives in Paris by the Eurostar train from London with her mother Tish on Thursday.

The young performer is in Paris to promote her album, perform a private concert and appear on the French TV show Grand Journal.

Does Miley's homespun appeal really suit Europe? I wonder if she is considered a D-lister over there. Maybe she's like Europe's Phoebe Price only less scary.











Photography by ELIOT PRESS

Shooting one of his best bad a** muthaf***** looks, Snoop Dogg poses for pictures with fans and does a quick performance at the Redfern Community Center in Sydney, Australia, on Wednesday.

Afterward he attends the Arnette Sunglasses launch party.

At one point the bad a** muthaf***** was surrounded by honeys dressed in slutty outfits.

Snoop, if you didn't have that reality show, I'd never even remember that you were married.

No wonder his wife Shante is constantly rolling her eyes.











Photography by DAVID G. MORGAN

Katie Holmes arrives back at her New York apartment for a break in between the afternoon's matinee and the evening's performance of her Broadway play on Wednesday.

I'm loving the mini Garbo-esque sunnies. Me wantie.

 









Photography by ANDERSON/VILA

We caught up with Katie Price (A/K/A Jordan) as she launched her electrical hair range products at Superdrug on Wednesday in London.

Um, if those products make me look like a walking schizophrenia case who barfed Pepto Bismol all over myself, I'm not buying.

Sorry, Katie... Wait, no I'm not. The look is crap. She needs to be called out!











Photography by BIG PICTURES

Kate Beckinsale shops with friends in New York City on Wednesday.

I have a question for Kate: When are you NOT shopping OR attending some frivolous fashion event?

Aren't you, like, an actress? Don't you need to, you know, ACT!??

BTW, what up with the cancer stick? Is shopping really that stressful?

 









Photography by DISCIULLO

I would totally chastise Guillaume Canet for puffing on a cancer stick during a break on the set of Last Night, but, he is a Frenchie. He gets a pass.

We spotted the adored actor in New York on Tuesday taking a load off. Hey, it must be stressful kissing costar Keira Knightley all the time.... right?

The Canet fans in the house must be happy with me right now. I'm three for three!











EXCLUSIVE photography by MARIO MAGNANI

Today, London enjoyed the premiere of the new James Bond flick, Quantum of Solace, at the Odeon in Leicester Square.

We just adore Daniel Craig's lady Satsuki Mtichell.  She seems so classy.

Speaking of classy, and things that are not, now examine Gemma Arterton's dress.  It's like she tried to do that thing Kelis did to her wedding dress, but gave up halfway through.  Demi Moore would have rocked that sh*t at the Oscars in the late 80's.  But in 2008?  Less rocking, more sh*t.

Moving back to Classyville, enjoy also Olga Kurylenko.  Bond babe-a-licious!












Photos by BIG PICTURES

There.  We've finally come to terms with it.  Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens are attractive.  They're attractive when separate.  They're attractive when together.

And, today, they were attractive all over LAX as they prepared for departure (even though they arrived in two different limos, just minutes apart).

Now that their HSM characters have graduated, we don't feel weird about admitting to their being hot.  Hot hot hot.

Also, we want her boots (it's a theme for us lately).












Photos by CHRIS/MO/MATINGAS/JAM/GK/JRS

Adrian Grenier is spotted on Wednesday back at the Los Angeles home of former girlfriend Isabel Lucas who hid when she realized she was being photographed with Adrian.

What's there to hide from, Isabel? Will Shia LaBeouf (who many have speculated Isabel took up with following their car crash) get angry?

Doubtful. We hear their minor flirtation with couplehood ended a while ago (as in, a few weeks ago).

Do you think it is because Shia didn't know how to touch her the same way as Adrian?

(Was that below the belt?)











EXCLUSIVE photography by RADCLIFFE

A hah!  Now we know why Keanu Reeves had to de-scruff-ify.  He had to look all smooth and presentable for his court date.

Keanu is being sued in civil court by Alison Silva, a paparazzo who claims that Keanu knocked him (yeah, him) down with his Porsche in 2007.

No Porsches were present today, so it seemed safe to snap.  Whew.
(Plus, Keanu sure seemed pleasant here!)












EXCLUSIVE photos by GARRY SUN

While Robert "Sherlock Holmes" Downey Jr. was risking life and limb jumping out of windows, director Guy Ritchie appears to be on Cloud Nine, strumming a guitar and grinning ear-to-ear in celebration of the single life.

And then there's a mustachioed Jude Law, playing Holmes' sidekick Dr. Watson, and eating a curious bowl of schlop.





















EXCLUSIVE photos by BIG PICTURES

Bauer-Griffin Online wants you to get witchy about Ashley Tisdale. It's about time, right?

Pacific Coast News notices that Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson have struck out a third time.

INF Daily has the EXCLUSIVE of Gwen Stefani bringing out baby Zuma!!! Quite an odd setting for a newborn, don't you think? (Note the beer near the baby's head.)

Splash News Online warns never to mention MMM Bop to a Hansen brother. See why!

What Would Tyler Durden Do discusses Angelina Jolie's betrayal! And it's GOOOOD!

Haylie Duff and her boyfriend Nick Zano move into their new home in Toluca Lake on Tuesday.

The Los Angeles suburb is a favorite spot for the Hollywood-Disney set. Miley Cyrus, Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens all have homes in the area.

Something tells me the late Walt Disney wouldn't approve. Let's unfreeze him from his cryogenic chamber and find out!











EXCLUSIVE photography by GVK

Robert Downey Jr. jumps from a window on the set of Sherlock Holmes on Wednesday in London. He plays the famous fictional intellectual detective who relies on his deductive thinking to solve crime.

We also spotted the Holmes hanging out and sharing laughs with the crew in between scenes of the Guy Ritchie movie.

Dude, Downey Jr., you're amazing.











EXCLUSIVE photography by BIG PICTURES

Yes, the person in the yellow jacket and fake mustache that looks like a cross between Sgt. Pepper and a Mario Brother is Katy Perry. (What is she dressed up as, anyway? If you know, tell me in the comments.)

Perry was spotted at her birthday-slash-Halloween party in Los Angeles last night along with Cisco Adler (hint, he's the busted-looking vampire character with white makeup and round-framed sunglasses), Perez Hilton (his costume is Jesus, I assume. But what's with the mannequinn?) and Matt Dallas (a Citadel gang rapist, perhaps??)

Really, these costumes are rather misguided and very unclear. The best ones I see in this set of photos are worn by the unidentified: Heath Ledger's 'Joker' and Tupac Shakur. Those are the unofficial costume contest winners.

I flippin' love Halloween. I won a contest one time for my awesome 'Velma' costume (from Scooby Doo) and this year I'm going as a '60s mod go-go dancer. Any excuse to sport the fake eyelashes and flipped hair (in another life I was Marlo Thomas).

Matthew Broderick is spotted walking with his son James Wilkie Broderick in Manhattan on Monday.

I often wonder why Sarah Jessica Parker and Matty cakes named their son after a presidential assassin... John Wilkes Booth shot and killed Abe Lincoln. Not cool.

Little Wilkie is so getting is a** kicked on the playground after that history lesson is taught in class.

 









EXCLUSIVE photography by MARIO MAGNANI

Clutching her Louis Vuitton bag and her dog Maui, Ashley Tisdale arrives at LAX airport in Los Angeles on Monday.

You know, she plays a spoiled brat in High School Musical. There's something so comforting in knowing she is not acting all that hard.

I wonder if the director tells her, "Ash, be yourself. Just add some song and dance to it!... ACTION!"

Burn.











EXCLUSIVE photography by MO/GVK

If we didn't know she was totally in lurve with Justin Timberlake, we'd feel threatened to have Jessica Biel so close to our Ben Barnes.  But, it's all in the name of promotion, so we're okay with it (sorta).

This evening, Jessica, Ben, and Colin Firth premiered their new film Easy Virtue at the 52nd Annual London Film Festival.

We actually like Jessica's makeup for the event.  Her cheeks look nice and dewy.  And (woo!) that is quite the opposite of her usual death lips.  And, her eyes are underplayed to balance the brightness of the lips.  Well played.












Photos by BIG PICTURES

Forget the talented, Katharine Hepburn-like Keira Knightley, it's all about her French costar Guillaume Canet.

Am I right, people!? (And by "people" I mean the Canet fans who chimed in last week.)

The two actors were spotted on Tuesday in New York filming a romantic scene from their upcoming film Last Night.











Photography by MARIO MAGNANI

Yup.  Tom Cruise.  Circa 1987.

Totally "bra."

Don't giggle.  It's not like he had a rat tail... or a mullet.


Photo by GARY LEWIS

...to us.

We are in lurve with those slouchy boots of hers!

Yesterday, the beautimus Ms. Eva Mendes was spotted on the New York set of Last Night.  As she walked between trailers, Eva stopped to sign autographs for a few fans.

Then, she offered to give us her boots.  For free.  And then we pinched ourselves and woke up.












Photos by DISCIULLO

Or... at least her Kath & Kim character's car got the boot.

Yesterday, Selma Blair was caught filming her NBC comedy near Larchmont Village in Los Angeles.

We are kind of jealous of the show's wardrobe department.  Their job probably involves getting drunk and then going spend-crazy at Wet Seal...  and then just laughing wildly at all of their purchases before squeezing Blair into them.











Photos by SHINN

She did it in the dining room.  With the candlestick.  Just before rushing to the train station to escape the authorities.

Oh wait.  That's not Miss Scarlett.  It's Penelope Cruz!  And she's all gussied up in red, in England, on the set of Nine alongside co-star Daniel Day Lewis.  Check out that old timey Louis Vuitton luggage in the background!

*Insert tired milkshake joke here*











Photos by BIG PICTURES

Sure Diablo Cody, Maria Bello, Clint Eastwood, Dustin Hoffman, Diane Lane and Josh Brolin were there along with a gaggle of other celebrities... but it was Phoebe Price who proved to be the most spirited and appropriate for the Halloween season as she attented the 12th Annual Hollywood Film Festival Hollywood Awards Gala at the Beverly Hills Hotel on Monday night.

What a friggin' fright festival!

I hear Jennifer Love-Hewitt, who was there with her husband fiance Ross McCall, summoned her Ghost Whisperer powers to ward off Phoebe's evil spirit energy.

Remember in the earlier days of the Interwebs when people would send around those seemingly-innocuous halloween cards then, all of a sudden, POW! it's Linda Blair from the Exorcist!

Um yeah, someone needs to make that scary e-card using this photo of Phoebe. Or maybe this animation of her.

What does she actually do again (beside haunting red carpets worldwide)?

Flip through these pictures to see all of the other celebs who were forced to be seen with this red-headed freak.

 


















Photography by AXELLE

Mickey Rourke is seen in a super swanky suit outside Cipriani restaurant in London on Monday night.

Even though the Mickey-meister still looks gnarly, it appears as though he has done a little reconstruction to his warped facial features.

Compare and contrast.

Eh, maybe it's just the mustache.











Photography by BIG PICTURES

Shia LaBeouf arrives at the airport in Los Angeles on Monday with his left hand still wrapped up in bandage. (His hand was crushed in a car accident a few weeks back and the injury was written into the script of the Transformers sequel, which he is filming now.)

The 22-year-old actor looked like he may have been a tad worn out but he still managed to stop and sign a few autographs.

Shia, for some reason, you're starting to grow on me.

 









Photography by MO/GVK

Thanks, Nick Carter.  This amused us.  It was certainly more entertaining sanitary that what we've previously caught you doing at the airport!

This morning, Backstreet Boys Nick Carter and Howie Dorough (Howie D) headed out of LAX.  Nick played around by pointing the lens of his own video camera in our direction.

Anyone know what Nick's doing toting that sizable HD cam around?  Is there a new BSB reality show in the works?

(Also, Nick.  We appreciate the Muppets shirt.  No, like... really.)





















EXCLUSIVE photos by MO/GVK

We're posting these photos because whenever pictures of Andrea Bocelli pop up, his many many many fans pour out of the woodworks.

On Friday, the singer played a concert at Piazza Plebiscito in Naples, Italy.

Browsing through these pics gives us a massive case of the "wish we were there's".

Enjoy!












Photos by OLYCOM

Say that title aloud.  Fun, right?

Tennis star Rafael Nadal and his current girlfriend (in some envy-inspiring boots) Maria Francesca Perello arrived in Paris, France on Saturday for the Masters Tennis Tournament.

Later that evening, the couple headed for a romantic dinner together (and he continued his argyle ways with a scarf).











EXCLUSIVE photos by ELIOT PRESS

Whoops.

Sincerely,

-BGO


(On Friday, the now-single Nicollette Sheridan showed off her assets while enjoying a day on the water in Marinda Del Rey, California with her dog Oliver and friends.)





















EXCLUSIVE photos by REVOLUTIONPIX

This one's for you, oh loyal reader Elsa.

On Saturday, Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau were spotted departing from LAX.  We assume the duo are off to begin shooting on their upcoming film, Couples Retreat (which Favreau penned!).

Okay.  The airportular presence of Kristen Bell and Malin Akerman is going to move our above assumption to assume status.  Bell and Akerman also star in the film (to be directed by Peter Billingsley).

This little number is shaping up to be quite the flick.  If only it also starred Jason Bateman...

Oh wait, it does.





















Photos by MO

Bauer-Griffin Online wants you to also be happy that Taylor Momsen is alive!

Pacific Coast News notices Traci Bingham taking the trash out in style.

INF Daily has the EXCLUSIVE of Travis Barker emerging from the hospital!

Splash News Online observes that Zac Efron is RIPPED!!!

What Would Tyler Durden Do delivers the sad news that the body Jennifer Hudson's nephew has been found. What a tragedy.

British comedian-slash-actor-slash-bad MTV VMA host Russell Brand stops at a health care center in Hampstead, London, on Monday.

As he leaves his home, he is greeted with reporters and photographers on the hunt for a statement. You see, Russell and his co-host Jonathan Ross had the bright idea of leaving obscene messages on 78-year-old actor Andrew Sachs' answering machine while on the air on his BBC Radio 2 show. The messages accused Sachs of sleeping with his granddaughter.

Brand, who has a history of igniting controversy with his foul mouth, and the BBC have since apologized.

You know Russell, you're supposed to check yourself before you wreck yourself. Seems like you mixed up the order on that one.

 









Photography by BAUERGRIFINONLINE.COM

Showing off their goofy Halloween spirit, Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale dressed up as "Bacon and Eggs" at a pre-Halloween party in West Hollywood on Saturday.

After enjoying the evening's festivities, a seemingly sleepy Gwen was spotted emerging from the party spot still clad in her "Eggs" costume while her rocker hubby took his "Bacon" costume off, covering up baby Zuma on the way out to the car.











Photography by REVOLUTIONPIX

Despite his abrasive exterior, as seen on Hell's Kitchen, chef Gordon Ramsay shares a loving moment with this wife Cayetana (A/K/A "Tana") before heading off to work on Monday in London.

Come to think of it, chef Ramsay always seems to have a smile on his face when Tana is around.

Cute.

Didn't take Ramsay for the a**-grabbing type (see third photo).

 









EXCLUSIVE photography by BIG PICTURES

After weeks spent locked inside her home, singer Amy Winehouse finally emerges to go to... (wait for it)... REHAB!

HALLELUAH! THE DAY HAS FINALLY COME (AGAIN)!!!

We spotted Amy entering a rehab clinic in London over the weekend.

Let's cross our fingers and toes (and eyes and arms and legs) that Amy snaps out of her drug intense and enduring haze.

 









EXCLUSIVE photography by BIG PICTURES

Taylor Momsen gets back to work on the set of Gossip Girl in Brooklyn on Friday after being hospitalized earlier this week with a throat infection.

Way to make a comeback, Taylor!

Like the 'Save Ferris' campaign in the classic Matthew Broderick film, at one point I was hearing rumors that Momsen was on her deathbed.

Thank god that wasn't the case!











Photography by ANDERSON/VILA

Jessica Simpson carries her dog Daisy out in New York on Friday.

Hey, I remember when Daisy was a puppy way back on Newlyweds with Nick Lachey. I see Jess took doggy custody.

Something tells me Nick doesn't miss Daisy's poo-poo presents.











Photography by MARIO MAGNANI

We spotted Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck taking their little Violet to nursery school on Friday in Santa Monica.

Look at those dimples! Just like her mother.

Garner, who is currently pregnant with hers and husband Ben's second child, is also seen picking Violet up after school sans Ben.

They're so involved! How nice.

 









Photography by GVK/JRS

Paris Hilton returns to her London hotel on Friday and is quick to pose for photos after a night out at Annabel's Club.

Paris, I am LOVING the soft pink chiffon dress. But girl, the dress is already jeweled. You seriously ruined the look with the gaudy necklace and the bedazzled shoes.

Subtlety is not your strong point, Paris. But we know this.











Photography by BIG PICTURES

Keira Knightley continues filming her upcoming movie Last Night in New York's Soho district with her French co-star, Guillaume Canet.

We spotted the two in character, wardrobe and all, walking around on Friday. Keira looks a little chilly in her short-sleeved wrap dress.

 









Photography STEVE SANDS

We rather enjoy Keanu Reeves lookin' a little scruffy.  So, we were a snippet disappointed to discover he spent over $100 on specialty shaving cream today.

A perfectly scruffed Keanu went strolling through London, asking directions to Geo F Trumper, which claims to be "London's favorite barber and perfumer since 1875."

And yes, Sign.  Yes we do fancy a super night out (with Keanu... bearded or not).

If you enjoy these photos, you'll enjoy these.  He's lookin... mmmmm.





















EXCLUSIVE photos by JACK LUDLAM

After recently cheating death in a plane crash (that claimed the lives of four others), Adam Goldstein (aka DJ A.M.) got back to flying last night.

Guess who else we spotted making her way for departure? This morning, it was a solo Mandy Moore.

We doubt she'll solo for long!  She and Goldstein have apparently rekindled their romance.  Not that they need our approval, but:  We SO approve.  We agree with what Mandy said on the subject!




















EXCLUSIVE photos by GABO/RADCLIFFE/MATEI

A very pregnant-yet-comfortably-stylish Naomi Watts and fiance Liev Schreiber take their son Alexander Pete for a stroll through Soho, New York, on Thursday.

The couple's second child is due later this year.

I have to say, I just love how Naomi takes pregnancy fashion risks, like the time she belted the bottom of her belly and bolted on Liev's Vespa.

It's a little bit absurd, which is what makes is so cute.

 









Photography by KRIEGER

Bauer-Griffin Online sees that many commenters disapprove of Suri Cruise's lack of limb coverup during New York's chilly fall. Do you?

Pacific Coast News covers Britney Spears' rather late trip to the pumpkin patch.

INF Daily offers a double dose of Brit Brit pumpkin action. (There's never enough, right?)

Splash News Online notes that Miley Cyrus is keeping coy about her BF Justin Gaston.

What Would Tyler Durden Do tells us why Vanessa Hudgens has learned a lot.

What a life!

Yesterday, Desperate Housewife Nicollette Sheridan popped into the Oscar de la Renta boutique in Beverly Hills to try on a couple of gowns.  After spending a few moments staring lustily at the Goya bag on the top shelf, we're going to give her our two cents and pretend our opinion matters when it comes time for her to make a decision.

LOVE the color of that blue number, but the opening in the back is reminiscent of... we just won't say it.  The black lace over green number ain't too shabby on your rockin' bod either!  What if you just skipped both dresses and bought that snazzy purse for us?

More important than either gown:  What is with that key chain!!!?  It's like a cat toy.












EXCLUSIVE photos by GABO/DANIELLE

26-year-old Britney Spears takes her two boys, Sean Preston and Jayden James to pick out a pumpkin from Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in Hollywood on Thursday.

Unlike Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, who took their little Kingston out for pumpkins a week ago, Brit Brit appears to be more of a last-minute mom.

It's all good, Brit. With all those court cases and getting your Womanizer single out, it's nice you found the time at all.

 









Photography by REVOLUTIONPIX

With rare exception, virgins and rocking usually aren't two things you'd generally put together (especially if vans are also involved).

But, Virgin mogul Sir Richard Branson ignored that and went right on ahead with his "Rock the Kasbah" event at the Roosevelt Hotel last night.  The bash was held to benefit Virgin Unite.

Lookie there!  Neve Campbell!  Oh memories...

Salma Hayek looks HOT!  Now, ladies, this is a lesson on how to look drop dead sexy/gorgeous without flashing a vast canvas of (or, almost any) skin.

Wait, who now is Jon McLaughlin?  Meowsies!

Samantha Harris, meet Sandwich.  Sandwich, meet Samantha Harris.  BE FRIENDS.





















Photos by AXELLE

Vanessa Hudgens is picked up by a limo on her way to Warner Brother Studios on Thursday in Los Angeles.

Why the long face, Vanessa? I know you are having a minor wardrobe malfunction (note the semi-exposed fly area of her white, stretch jeans), but it happens to the best of us.

You have Zac Efron. That's all that really matters, right?

*Cough*











EXCLUSIVE photography by ZFI/DAVE/SHINN

Guy Ritchie (director), Robert Downey Jr. ('Sherlock Holmes' ) and Jude Law ('Dr. John Watson') meet up after another day of filming Sherlock Holmes and go to the White Cube Gallery in London on Thursday night.

Just another day livin' the life of a Madonna ex. Look at it this way: He may have freed himself up for Oscar gold like his predecessor Sean Penn.

Just sayin'.











EXCLUSIVE photography from BAUERGRIFFINONLINE

Uma Thurman picks up son Levon Roan from his guitar lessons, drops him off at home, then shops for Halloween costumes at Space Kiddets in New York on Wednesday.

I guess Uma is trying her best to direct little Levon into being a tortured musician... not a tortured writer like his father Ethan Hawke. (Have you read his drivel? It's seriously foul.)

I have faith Levon will strum his way into better standing.

It seems Uma has chosen not to show off her engagement ring this time around.











EXCLUSIVE photography by MARIO MAGNANI

OMG! Suri Cruise has... (wait for it)... BANGS!

Katie Holmes and daughter Suri spend an afternoon together in Central Park on Thursday.

The two visit a playground and stop by a children's Halloween picnic. This is also the first public sighting Suri's new haircut.

Does anyone else get the eerie feeling that Suri rules the roost in the Cruise household? Like a dictator, I bet.

Just a guess.

 









Photography by ANDERSON/VILA

Unlike our usual "For the Ladies" posts, this one does not involve a shirtless Hugh Jackman, and that's a-okay!

Why?

Because it involves the gathering of some of the most influential women of our time.  For that reason, the 2008 Women's Conference deserves our attention.

The event, organized by First Lady of California Maria Shriver (who recently drew attention to the convention on Oprah), took place at the Long Beach Convention Center and included such speakers as Dr. Condoleezza Rice, Billie Jean King, Indra Nooyi, Bono, Cecilia Maria Attias, Gloria Steinem, and Madeleine Albright.

Also spotted in the mix?  Heidi Klum, Jenny McCarthy, Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, (a barefoot, but still cute) Katherine Schwarzenegger, Michael J. Fox, and Jennifer Lopez.






























Photos by AXELLE

We've been jonesing to say this for a while, so we're just gonna:

Doesn't Kitson sound more like a brand of dog food than it does a trendy, overpriced clothing store?

Kitson.

Think about it.

And, once you're done doing that, enjoy these photos of 90210 cast members Ryan Eggold (yurm), Dustin Milligan (yurm), Jessica Stroup (egads!), and some other folks smiling on the red carpet at Kitson Men last night.

We like how Dustin and Jessica appear to be having some sort of "eyebrow-off" in the above photo.  If they were, who would you pick as the winner?



Photos by GABO

If Russell Brand's jabs at purity rings ruffled conservative feathers, we wonder how those feather-owners will feel about his new book Articles of Faith-- particularly its cover, portraying him as some sort of deity.

Sheesh.  The cause of that John Lennon backlash would hardly have raised an eyebrow these days.

Also, he's furry.  (Just had to ensure that title was applicable.)













Photos by BIG PICTURES

Dressed as a gaudy glam flapper, Paris Hilton strikes a few poses as she arrives back at the Dorchester Hotel on Wednesday in London.

Girl, it's a little much. But we're used to it by now.











Photography by BIG PICTURES

Victoria's Secret celebrates The Heidi Klum Collection for Very Sexy Makeup on Thursday at the Grove outdoor shopping center in West Hollywood.

It appears as though Heidi has sprouted bugs wings.

Heidi, you're supposed to be a purveyor of taste not a destroyer of it.

I'm calling "tranny mess" on your a**.

*Squinting eyes and pursing lips in disapproval*











Photography by AXELLE

Roseanne Barr battles the wind during a photocall to promote her stand-up show in Dublin, Ireland, on Thursday.

Damn, Roseanne is back on the circuit. I can't believe it! And here I thought she was permanently relegated to celebrity blogging.

I would have titled this post "When Pigs Fly," but that would be mean.

 









Photography by BIG PICTURES

Liv Tyler and her son Milo William Langdon, who is closing in on four years old, pay a visit to a friend in Los Feliz (just east of Hollywood) on Tuesday and then have a late lunch at Figaro Cafe.

We also spotted Liv taking Neal, her Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, out for a walk in Hollywood on Wednesday.

Are you trading your New York residence for Los Angeles, Liv?

 









Photography by MATEI/SCOTT

Courteney Cox spends the afternoon shopping with a friend at Barneys New York in Beverly Hills on Wednesday.

Funny: I was just there over the weekend (for the first time ever). And damn, it's fabulous! A makeup counter guy grabbed me right away as I walked in the door and did a full face of makeup on me in three minutes flat.

Handbags there were going for multiples of thousands of dollars. Enough to make you gulp... hard.

I splurged on a Theory dress on the sale rack. Sometimes it's fun to pretend.

(What, you thought I was going to write about Courteney?)











Photography by REVOLUTIONPIX

Grey's Anatomy star Eric Dane (A/K/A "McSteamy") bums a smoke off a mystery lady friend in an alley with his silver Porsche parked nearby in Beverly Hills on Wednesday.

Dude, McSteam (if I may), you're a doctor you know doctor-ey stuff. Smoking is bad for you!

Quit dem cancer sticks now while you're still ahead hot!











EXCLUSIVE photography by ZFI

Let's play guess the cup size!...

Jaime Pressly shops for bras in Beverly Hills on Wednesday.

The actress has a baby who is more than one year old and I'm venturing to guess she is feeling like a sexy mamasita, with a body close to where it was at pre-infant.

Just a guess. Could be wrong. Who knows, maybe she just needs some basic support.

(I can't believe my career has led me to writing about a B-lister buying bras. *Sigh*)











Photography by GABO/RADCLIFFE/ZFI

Lily Allen attends the Grey Goose Characters & Cocktails fundraiser for The Elton John AIDS Foundation at the Grey Goose Chateau on Wakefield Street in London on Wednesday.

No word yet on whether another throw-down between the two occurred. Hell, we're not entirely sure Elton even showed up.

I'm running with the assumption it was the Grey Goose part of the event that drew Lily to the event... more than the potential to make up with Elton.

Eva Herzigova also showed up to guzzle down some Goose.











Photography by BIG PICTURES

French actor Guillaume Canet shuffles through Soho on Wednesday on the set of the movie Last Night, that he is filming with Keira Knightley.

Ladies, watch out for this French import. He is a real heartthrob in his homeland and I suspect is looking to cross over for some American action.

BTW, nice duds, dude. I would ask you if you are gay, but since you're European, you get a pass.











Photography by ANDERSON/VILA

Yesterday, Scary Spice/Melanie Brown/Mel B landed at Los Angeles International Airport accompanied by husband Stephen Belafonte.

We thought it was pretty nifty how she could scream "Look at me!  Look at me!" without ever parting her lips.











EXCLUSIVE photos by MO

A smorgasbord of celebrities showed up last night at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art (LACMA, if you're an idiot) for the opening of the new exhibit "Vanity Fair Portraits: Photographs 1913 - 2008" presented by Vanity Fair & Burberry.

We're going to let the "highlights" of our thoughts bleed onto this post now:

Jesse Metcalfe cleaned up nicely!  Dania Ramirez's seafoam green and black dress is making us jealous (anyone know the label?).  Shenae Grimes' collar bone-covering scarf is fooling no one.  We never would have picked that dress for Mandy Moore, but we're sure glad she did!  Illeana Douglas' necklace surpasses gaudiness well enough that it has moved itself back into awesome territory.

Enjoy the huge 100+ photo gallery of the classy affair!






























Photos by AXELLE

Gisele Bundchen has nice legs.  Nice, long, perfectly formed, envy-inducing legs.

She'd have nice legs in on a plane.  She'd have nice legs on a train.

Sam I Am would enjoy those legs in a house and/or with a mouse.  Too bad this guy's out to ruin Sam's well-sheltered, rodent-accompanied plans.

What we're really trying to say is:  Daaaaaaaayum!