Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson take to the beach in their bikinis in Mexico on Tuesday.

(Yes, SamRo owns more than one. Shocking, I know.)

The pair took a dip in the warm waters, skimmed a few stones and even munched on popsicles before laying down to work on their tans.

At one point the ladies cracked open a game of Scrabble while they puffed on their cigarettes.

Good times.

 


















Photography by CHRIS/GERALLT/DANIELLE

Ahhhh! STOP!!!! Don't shoot me Bill Nighy! I said your performance as a lush rocker in Love Actually was marvelous not horrendous!

Whew! Close call.

We spotted a trigger-happy Nighy along with costar Emily Blunt on the set of the action/comedy Wild Target on Tuesday in London.

Emily was smart to steer clear of shooting range.

 









Photography by BIG PICTURES

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes take little Suri out to Alice's Tea Cup for an alcohol-free night cap on the upper east side of New York on Monday night.

Even though Tom and Katie are doing their best to be "cool" parents—letting Suri stay up for some late night drinking—the kid is keen enough to see the trouble in being spotted with her nutty dad and young-sometimes-frumpy mom and astutely buries her head in Tom's shoulder... and keeps it there.

Suri, we think there's hope for you yet!











Photography by DAVID KRIEGER/GARDINER ANDERSON/CARLOS VILA

Looking ultra glamorous in fire engine red lipstick and a chic white dress, Jennifer Lopez launches her new fragrance "Deseo For Men" at Macy's New York on Monday.

J.Lo, the makeup makes you look a bit pasty. I assume you were going for more of a goth-vampire look? I have to admit, I like the bronzed J.Glow a little better.

 









Photography by WORKUM

Last time we spotted Nicole Kidman out with her new baby girl Sunday Rose, we caught just a glimpse of the tiny gal's itsy bitsy hand.

But now, we give you, Sunday Rose's beautiful face.  And wow.  She is a beautiful baby!

Nicole took the lovely little one for a checkup (we assume) at a London area hospital.  And, when Nicole spotted cameras, she didn't get upset or rush off.  Instead, her face broke into a glowing smile.  She looks like a proud mama in these pics!  Keith Urban has two beautiful girls in his life.

Check out our EXCLUSIVE photos of Nicole Kidman and the delicate little Sunday Rose.












Photos by BIG PICTURES/FLYNET

Lindsay Lohan.  Bikini.

Wait for it.  


Wait for it!


Samantha Ronson.  Bikini.


Didn't see that one comin', did you?  The two bikini-clad ladygals are currently in Mexico, soaking up some sunshine on the beach.  After wrapping up said sunbathing, Samantha plopped on a pair of shorts and some high top sneakers.  Sandals who?  Sam seems to prefer sand trap... footwear.

Click any image to see Linds and Sam, sand, bikinis, and a really cool palm leaf hut!











Photos by CHRIS/RADCLIFFE

No bailout plan, no problem: Supermodel Naomi Campbell and her boyfriend Vladislav Doronin were spotted in Monte Carlo on Sunday where they were reportedly shopping for a new yacht.

When news of the Dow dropping 778 points seeped through their champagne-spritzed, satin sheets the two reportedly (as in, I'm making this part up) paused momentarily then giddily made plans to hit up the nearest Cartier.

 









EXCLUSIVE photography by ELIOT PRESS

Pink (A/K/A Alecia Moore ) sports a gray outfit and gray hair for her appearance on For One Night Only in London on Sunday.

In honor of her new and strange look, the pop singer gulped down a bottle of Grey Goose. (Kidding—but you know she is capable!)











Photography by BIG PICTURES

Are you telling me the cute, blonde and bubbly Anna Faris dates this guy?

Odd. 

It looks like she picked him up at a Dave and Buster's... not that there's anything wrong with that (directed to our Midwestern audience).

She did go through a divorce in February. We will let this one slide... for now.

Incidentally, we spotted the strange pair at the airport in Los Angeles on Sunday... riding off into the sunset.

 









EXCLUSIVE photography by GABO/SCOTT

Last night, a whole herd of animal-loving celebrities took to the red carpet in support of Proposition 2 (California). 

According to a "Yes on 2!" website, The Prevention of Farm Animal Cruelty Act purports that it "is cruel and inhumane to confine animals in cages so small they can’t turn around or stretch their limbs. All animals deserve humane treatment, including those raised for food."

Stars who attended the event (and intend to vote Yes on Prop 2) include Olivia Wilde (love that gray sweater dress), Jennifer Cooldige, Amber Tamblyn, Heather Graham, Ellen DeGeneres and wife Portia de Rossi, and more!





















Photos by AXELLE

Before y'all get to voting for Kim Kardashian on Dancing With The Stars tonight, you NEED check this completely unrelated sh*t out...

Bauer-Griffin Online wants you to keep theorizing over JT and JB. Are they engaged already!!??

Pacific Coast News notices Victoria Beckham defying gravity.

INF Daily offers a sneak peek into Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland!

Splash News Online sees that Heather Locklear has been arrested for drugged driving.

A Socialite's Life gets Jessica Alba and baby Honor stocking up the fridge.

Just Jared has Jennifer Hudson sharing her engagement story. I still can't believe she's marrying a former I Love New York cast member. Beneath her, if you ask me.

What Would Tyler Durden Do dishes more on Britney Spears sex tape rumors. Oof!

Before there was Brad Pitt... there was Paul Newman.

Before there was Tom Cruise... there was Paul Newman.

Yeah, Newman was all charitable with his food line. A family man who was true to his wife of 50 years, Joanne Woodward. And sure, he was pretty talented... also adventurous with a love of race car driving.

But I have something else to mourn here: Never before (and likely not after) have the forces of the universe created such a perfect speciman. Beverly Hills' most talented plastic surgeons couldn't use their scalpals to carve the perfection that was Paul Newman's every feature. (And I'm talking about young-to-middle-aged Newman, people. For an old guy, he was handsome, but young Newman... there's really nothing that compares, is there?)

Just look through these photos to drink in the most beautiful man in the history of the world... who we have lost.

They call her Pippi Longstocking, er, Miley Cyrus. And she likes to mix it up every once and a while, sporting some braided pig tails while she went on a bike ride with her mom Tish, little sister Noah, brother Christopher and a bodyguard.

The group dropped by their neighborhood Trader Joe's Sunday afternoon in Toluca Lake, California, for some quick grocery shopping.

The kids then rode back home on their bikes.

Pretty innocent-looking for someone who may very well be losing her virginity to an underwear model if you ask me.  Maybe the innocent pigtails are to distract attention away from her not wearing a helmet (which, if you're under 18 in California, is illegal)!

 









Photography by SHINN

When clothing store Mango is involved, know how we like our Cruz sisters?  In two's.  That's how.

True.  Just one Cruz sister is probably more than enough hotness for any event.  But we're friggin' greedy.

Last night, Monica Cruz (sister of Penelope) brought her pretty doe-eyed self to the launch of the new Mango flagship store in Paris, France.  Ines Sastre was also there.

We're going to pretend Penelope was too busy breaking up this.












Photos by ELIOT PRESS

Yesterday, rebounding pop star Britney Spears headed out of LAX accompanied by her brother Bryan, her father Jamie, and about five million photographers... give or take.

Team Spears landed at JFK in New York just a few hours later.  Now, you'd think that after the influx of lenses at LAX, the rest of the planet would have a dearth of photographers.  But no!

We hope you have a dandy time in the Big Apple, Ms. Spears!  Can't wait to see you shine again!

30 Brit photos in the gallery!











Photos by GABO/MATINGAS/MO/ANDERSON/DISCIULLO

Wo-wa-woo!  Now, we have already brought you a sampling of photos of Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel's romantic Roman getaway.  But guess what, we have more, and oh man, are they ever great!

And by great, we mean FRICKIN' OOZING WITH ROMANCE.

And what's more, it seems Mr. Timberlake is gearing up to pop the question.

On their final day in Rome, Justin and Jessica had a romantic lunch overlooking a lake.  But, before said lunch, Justin visited a small "hole in the wall" jewelry store named Nicla Boncompagni at Via Vittorio 4.  The shop is famous for vintage pieces and, according to staff inside the store, Justin purchased a multi-carat diamond (engagement?) ring and a diamond-encrusted bracelet-- both intended for Miss Biel!

We'll keep you updated.  And, be sure to check back Monday morning for we've UPDATED the gallery with even more romantic Rome photos (especially of that alleyway makeout sesh--yowza)!!






























EXCLUSIVE photos by VENTURINI

In "celebration" of the news that hottie Scarlett Johansson and hottie Ryan Reynolds actually did tie the knot this weekend, we are posting the above photos showing them separate... with other people... how we like them... only slightly less than we'd like it if said other people were us.

We are kidding, of course (mostly).

Congratulations, you crazy kids!  How convenient that "moving in together" for this couple will be a geographically non-taxing affair!  The pair own homes right down (up?) the hill from each other!

Incredible because, knowing Ms. Hilton's record, they're still together and, it seems, going strong.

Today, Paris Hilton and beau Benji Madden landed at LAX and headed outside hand-in-hand.

We wish they'd start wearing those obnoxious monogram rings again because we'd like to be able to refer to them as Acidity and Bowel Movement.  But, they've opted to rob us of that joy.












EXCLUSIVE photos by MO/MATINGAS

We spotted Ginger  Spice Geri Halliwell out and about in London on Friday, and then again yesterday at a Harrod's promoting her children's book Ugenia Lavender.

And, quite obviously, Geri has darkened her trademark red tresses.

And ya know what?  We really don't mind Ms. Halliwell as a brunette.  We'll call it a nice "change of pace."  That said, we'll be happy for her to go red again... but no hurry!  Until then, Cloves Spice?  Eh... maybe not.












Photos by BIG PICTURES

Okay.  Was Vanessa Hudgens sucking on a cherry lollipop, or did she actually intend for her lipstick to look like that?

On Friday, Zac Efron and his co-star/ladyfriend Vanessa Hudgens departed from LAX.

Zac, when you're ready for a real woman, look in a mirror you know where to find us.












Photos by RADCLIFFE/MATEI

Awww, she even looks cute in sweat pants.  Real sweat pants-- not that overpriced terrycloth "juicy" nonsense.  As such, we affectionately add Miss Natalie Portman into our Frump Up the Jam gallery (again... we realize).

Fresh from a breakup with beau Devendra Barhart, Natalie arrived at Charles de Gaulle airport in Paris on Friday accompanied by her sweet little pup.  We hope she has a fabulous time in France!











Photos by ELIOT PRESS

Yesterday, tennis icon Andre Agassi took to the court at the Sherwood Country Club in Thousand Oaks, California for the Bryan Bros' All-Star Tennis Smash.

The event, which benefited the Bryan Bros Foundation, included a day of tennis followed by a silent auction, cocktail reception, and gala dinner.  Other players (and attendees) included Lindsay Davenport, Justin Gimelstob, Melissa Rivers, Jon Lovitz, Robbie Ginepri, Thomas Blake, James Blake, and, of course, Bob and Mike Bryan.

Click any image to see Agassi back in action!





















Photos by AXELLE

Wo-wa-woo!  Now, we have already brought you a sampling of photos of Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel's romantic Roman getaway.  But guess what, we have more, and oh man, are they ever great!

And by great, we mean FRICKIN' OOZING WITH ROMANCE.

And what's more, it seems Mr. Timberlake is gearing up to pop the question.

On their final day in Rome, Justin and Jessica had a romantic lunch overlooking a lake.  But, before said lunch, Justin visited a small "hole in the wall" jewelry store named Nicla Boncompagni at Via Vittorio 4.  The shop is famous for vintage pieces and, according to staff inside the store, Justin purchased a multi-carat diamond (engagement?) ring and a diamond-encrusted bracelet-- both intended for Miss Biel!

We'll keep you updated.  And, be sure to check back Monday morning for even more romantic Rome photos ARE HERE (especially of that alleyway makeout sesh--yowza)!!





























EXCLUSIVE photos by VENTURINI

All he is saying (pause) is give peace a chance...

Paul McCartney leaves his hotel in Tel Aviv on Thursday.

The former Beatle flashed a peace sign—not to end the enduring crisis between the Palestinians and the Israelis in the Middle East, but to get this broad off his back. (Kidding.)

Incidentally, this was allegedly the first time Mr. McCartney was allowed back into the region since 1965 (though the Israeli government has been trying to play it off, claiming the Beatles have been welcome that entire time). The trip itself was also pretty sketchy because of threats of violence from extremists. But good 'ol Paul went anyway.

Hey, at this age, what does he have to lose, really?

He sang Give Peace a Chance and dedicated it to John Lennon. How unbelievably touching.

*tear forming*

 









Photography by ELIOT PRESS

Jammers, can we really be shocked anymore? Ponder this as you breeze through these chunks of news...

Bauer-Griffin Online wants you to theorize over Orlando Bloom's alone time.

Pacific Coast News has proof that Cynthia Nixon is still a lesbian.

INF Daily witnesses Amy Winehouse stumbling and bumbling out of a charity event.

Splash News Online has more "shocking" pictures of Winehouse. (Really? "Shocking"? I would only be shocked if she turned up looking healthy and happy. Camon, Splash... you can do better than that.)

A Socialite's Life serves up some Sacha Baron Cohen hilariously disrupting Milan's fashion week.

Just Jared brings us Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston's date night!

What Would Tyler Durden Do wants to know why Shia LaBeouf is off the hook.

Amy Winehouse returns to her London home after performing at the End of Summer Ball on Thursday.

The extremely troubled singer continued a fit of erratic behavior in front of the cameras.

Ugh.

Seriously.

This is sad.

 









Photography by BIG PICTURES

Celebrities big-busted-and-bummed and small showed up at Christina Aguilera's Rock the Vote party at the Esquire House in the Hollywood Hills on Thursday night.

Kim Kardashian took a respite from her presumably busy dance rehearsal schedule to stop by. (Is it me or is she looking more svelte than usual? That booty shaking on Dancing With The Stars is shrinking her ass, as she had prediction in previous interviews.)

Others in attendance: Kourtney Kardashian, actress Taryn Manning and Mams Taylor (whoever that is), and Aly (Amanda Michalka) & AJ (Alyson Michalka).

Like the passing of Halley's Comet, here's where I impart a rarely-observed, civic duty: Register Here NOW! Seriously people, your time is running out quickly as the deadline to register for the general election in many states is as early as October 4!!!

Do eet!

NOW!











Photography by AXELLE WOUSSEN

Kate Moss steps out for a night on the town dressed all in black (surprise) on Thursday night in London.

Wow, in Kate's mind, life really is a Givenchy ad. Just look at how she poses with that contorted model's posture, emoting icy disenchantment.

It must be a lot of work to keep up that cool exterior.

Then again, maybe she just doesn't give a sh*t.

 









Photography by BIG PICTURES

Orlando Bloom steps out of The Hempel Hotel in London on Thursday and heads out for the evening... sans his girlfriend Miranda Kerr.

This is a first.

Something tells me the guy is completely whipped over Kerr and is simply putting on airs that he is an "independant man who goes out alone from time to time."

We see right through you, Mr. Bloom!











Photography by BIG PICTURES

Fashion mags' Fall picks keep being "mad for plaid."  However, we keep spotting stars taking it overboard and ending up... well, mad and plaid.

Case in point:  These ca-razy plaid pants.

Susan Sarandon wore a pair whilst strolling through New York recently.  And, some British chick named Sonique wore that ensemble to the End of Summer Ball at Berkeley Square.  So, we're asking:



Photos by DAVID KRIEGER/BIG PICTURES

Okay.  Let's just look at this situation for a second.

Usually, when people go to a premiere, they look great!  And, usually, when people get off a long flight (especially of the trans-Atlantic variety), they look  like sh*t  all frumped!

Well, we know that Matthew McConaughey likes to mix things up.  Here, he is a total mess at his Surfer Dude premiere.  And then here (as in, gallery below), he looks quite put-together as he, his lady Camila Alves, and their new baby Levi land in Milan, Italy.

Camila is carrying a MUXO purse from her own line of handbags.  The couple are in town for Milan Fashion Week.












Photos by LUCA SGRO

Mark Ronson is spotted walking around Notting Hill with his Daisy Lowe replacement new girlfriend Tennessee Thomas on Thursday.

It seems Mark has traded in his socialite for someone with actual skillz (yes, with at "z"): Tennessee is a drummer for the band The Like.

Mark and Daisy's breakup is said to have happened sometime after NYC Fashion week... so this new lurve seems more like a rebound than the real thing.

If you look closely, you may notice the Tennessee shares a certain skinny, androgynous appeal with Mark's sister Samantha.

I wonder if their mom is borderline butch, too. Hmm.











EXCLUSIVE photography by BIG PICTURES

Sweetness.  Here's Rihanna heading out of Radio 1 studios in London on Tuesday.

But, before she can jump in her car to be whisked away, she poses for photos with a couple of lucky fans.  And, the fashionable lady (check out the multi-finger Bad ring) pulls her lollipop out of her mouth for the occasion.  So courteous, that gal.  Take a look:


EXCLUSIVE video by BIG PICTURES

Okay, so this doesn't come close to the Madonna-Britney-Christina kiss, but methinks Ms. Katy Perry is kissing a girl.

Hmmm.

The I Kissed A Girl singer partied with friends at Ruby Lounge following her show at Scala in London on Wednesday.

I can only imagine what the platinum blonde said to Katy before she lunged in... "Come on Katy, we all know you like it."

Is that a real kiss or did the cameras catch an odd angle? Cast your vote in the comments area!











Photography by BIG PICTURES

Today, the other Jonas Brother (read: the Isaac of Dark Hanson), Kevin Jonas, popped into a Toluca Lake drycleaners to drop off a couple of items.

Kevin was wearing a "Rugby" polo shirt with the collar popped, a purity ring, and some serious sideburn-age.

Soon, he'll have clean tux shirts again!












Photos by ZFI/DAVE

Tony Parker seemed to be having a blast yesterday.  Mr. Eva Longoria was in Paris, France where he attended an event hosted by videogame mega-company EA Sports (it's in the game... ah, NBA Jam... good times).  At this event, some of the biggest names in sports (in France) got a chance to challenge each other at their respective games.

After goofing around with a soccer ball, Tony joined French soccer star Karim Benzema for a round of battle in the videogame realm.

Note also France's hilarious interpretation of cheerleaders.  Plaid?  Velcroe?  Leather straps and buckles?  It's like a lumberjack-dominatrix-cheerleader... who cannot tie her shoes.  Where's that videogame, EA Sports?





















Photos by ELIOT PRESS

Brace yourself.  In these photos, Jessica Biel smiles.  Repeatedly.

Also, brace yourself for how smokin' she looks in those simple black jeans.

Yesterday, Justin Timberlake and his suddenly smiling ladylove Jessica Biel continued their romantic trip through Rome, Italy with a privately guided tour of the Colosseum.  The duo were trailed by their burly bodyguard.

Jessica snapped photos of the sights with a fancy schmancy digital SLR while Justin opted for a compact, simpler camera.  Jessica was also carrying the Python Paraty purse by Chloe.

Click any image to see all 20 photos of the sexy couple roaming Rome!





















Photos by VENTURINI

Now that Natalie Portman and Devendra Banhart are no more (yes, it is true!), we are in desperate need of another beautifully unbathed, hipster-fashion-music couple to latch onto...

Enter Whitney Port and her boyfriend Jay Lyon.

She is a reality star on The Hills working on her own spin-off called The City; he is music dude from the band Tamarama (yeah, I haven't heard of 'em either), used to date Miranda Kerr and was rumored to have even hooked up with Tara Reid.

We spotted the lovebirds make cute dining  at Extra Virgin in New York on Wednesday.

Hey, at least he is better than Justin Bobby. Am I right ladies!?











Photography by CEDRIC EIBEINDER

Last night, Declare Yourself held its "Domino Effect" Hollywood Party at The Green Door in Hollywoodland, California.

Those in attendance included Hayden Panettiere, Aimee Garcia, Dania Ramirez, and Danity Kane members Aundrea Fimbres, Shannon Bex, Dawn Richards, D. Woods, and Aubrey O'Day with her perpetual hostage unfortunately coifed dog.

You'd think someone would tell Aubrey that her dressing like that actually just distracts from the issue at hand (and it is an important one).  Shameful.




















Photos by AXELLE

We took one glance at these photos of Britney Spears in a short black wig and thought, "Oh boy.  Here we go again."  Then, we took a deep breath and realized a key aspect of Brit-wig photos of yesteryear was actually absent in these:  an obvious air of crazy.

So yay!

Last night, Britney Spears emerged from a downtown Los Angeles office building after a long day of filming.  Britney's crew held up all sorts of stuff trying to shield the star from cameras.

Think she was working on a music video for her new single "Womanizer" ?











Photos by MATEI

Rolling Stones guitarist Ronnie Wood, 61, enjoys a smoke break outside his Alcoholics Anonymous meeting held in London on Wednesday.

Glad to see you're keeping with it, Ronnie. (Not the smoking, the not-drinking.) Judging from the look on your face, this sobriety spell is tough.

I suppose it's nothing like the early days, when it was all new and fun.

 









EXCLUSIVE photography

Cate Blanchett leaves her hotel in Milan, Italy, on Tuesday with her son Ignatius Martin Upton in her arms.

Aww!











Photography  by OLYCOM

Run!  Swat!  Do what you can to SAVE YOURSELF, oh Random Blonde!

There's a thing attacking you.  Clearly, it's attacking.  Anything that looks like that is designed to terrorize, yes?

What?  You say that's comedian Carrot Top (aka Scott Thompson)?  Um... oh.  We mean, uh... Carrot Top appeared on Live with Regis & Kelly today.  As did America Ferrera and Chris Rock.

Um... yeah.  But in all seriousness.  If we saw him in real life, we might cry.











Photos by DISCIULLO

Well, Americans, we've got some good news and some bad news.

The good news?  Heather Mills is no longer on our land.  That's right.  The decade's least-favorite gold digger was spotted landing at London's Heathrow Airport yesterday.

The bad news?  She happily flashed photogs her "U.S. House of Representatives" folder.  Is she doinking a Congressman?  This could be bad.  Very bad...












EXCLUSIVE photos by BIG PICTURES

First, a triathlon, now flats (this, from the woman who wore stilettos when 8 months preggers with twins) and, could it be, a reunion with former manager Benny Medina?

Max and Emme's mom Jennifer Lopez sure seems more grounded since giving birth to the twins.

Jennifer famously fired Medina as her manager in 2003 and even filed a suit against him wherein she claimed he was trying to act as her talent agent as well (a big legal no-no in Hollywoodland).

The two were spotted out and about in Milan, Italy yesterday.












EXCLUSIVE photos by OLYCOM

Michael C. Hall, aka Dexter's Dexter... a serial killer-killing serial killer (try that one on for size) is in your town.

Yesterday, we spotted Michael heading out of LAX (and looking a little unsure as to how he should deal with the paparazzi attention) and landing at JFK later that day.

Hall had been in Los Angeles for the 2008 Emmy festivities.

NYC serial killers, you've been warned.












Photos by MATINGAS/MO/DISCIULLO

Get to it, Jammers!...

Bauer-Griffin Online wants you to see how Brad Pitt made Coldplay proud because he is all yellow.

Pacific Coast News has an exclusive: DeAnna Pappas and Jesse Csincsak move in together and make out.

INF Daily shows Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston taking it to a new level at the Pussycat Dolls show!

Splash News Online offers you Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel's Roman holiday!

A Socialite's Life says Britney Spears' house is for sale.

What Would Tyler Durden Do brings us Leighton Meester born in jail, part II.

With the release of their new album Doll Domination, all those quasi-dominatrix outfits finally make sense.

Last night, the Pussycat Dolls performed at the Hollywood & Highland complex in Hollywoodland in celebration of the new album's release.

Which is your favorite doll?  Nicole Scherzinger, Ashley Roberts, Kimberly Wyatt, Melody Thornton, or Jessica Sutta?  Now, of those, whose outfit was the most ridiculous?





















Photos by AXELLE

Dangit!

This is how Mary-Kate Olsen does the airport in the United States, and this (see attached gallery) is how she does the airport in Milan, Italy.

That's right.  We finally got a good enough look at her and were able to ascertain that she is, in fact, not a unicorn.

Teensy Mary-Kate landed in Milan, Italy yesterday wearing a stylish coat and toting a piece of mystery man candy.  Turns out the majillionaire can push her own luggage cart.  Who woulda' thunk!?












EXCLUSIVE photos by LUCA SGRO

Peter Fonda gets searched through security while preparing for departure with his wife of 33 years, Portia Rebecca Crockett, at LAX airport in Los Angeles on Tuesday.

Hey, anyone who has seen Easy Rider knows that airport security is well within their right to check the dude out. Fonda, Jack Nicholson and Dennis Hopper were totally high the entire time they shot the hippie cult classic.

We cannot confirm whether any contraband was found hon Peter's person.

It appears he got through unscathed... this time.

 


EXCLUSIVE photography by MO

We like to imagine this is how Brad Pitt always dresses for a day at the beach.  Unfortunately, we know that's not true.

Earlier in the week, Papa Pitt took a break from his hands-on fatherly duties to do the other fatherly duty-- provide.  And how!  To the tone of millions, we imagine.  Brad donned that ridonkulous yellow outfit (made to look like Jacques Tati in the French classic Mr. Hulot's Holiday) while filming a commercial for a Japanese cell phone.

Go ahead and hate on it, but if we're going to be honest:  Dude, wouldn't you?

Do you think Brad enjoyed (finally) playing a fun/zany character in Burn After Reading so much that he's just taking the liberty of extending the fun?  Or, do you think he's squeezing in as much silliness as possible before he has to start scalping Nazis?

60+ photos of Brad being silly in the gallery!

A chic-looking Charlize Theron couples it up with her boyfriend Stuart Townsend at a screening of her film Battle in Seattle at the Clarity Theater in Beverly Hills on Monday.

Click through to see the other moviegoers we spotted: Rade Serbedzija (the one with the hat), Martin Henderson (the cute one) and Jeff Dowd (the Jerry Garcia look-a-like).

 









Photography by AXELLE

Singer Ashlee Simpson goes through security at the Burbank airport before taking off on Monday.

She does well to cover up her current baby bump.


EXCLUSIVE photography by MO

Oh look, it's Dita Von Teese posing on a velvet swing.

Wait.

That's not a swing!

Ms. Teese launched her Wonderbra collection on Tuesday in London.

After the photo op, Teese promptly returned the gianormous, black velvet foundation to its rightful owner.

'The Naked Chef' Jamie Oliver and his wife Jools have revealed that their wish has been granted and they are pregnant with their third child.

The newly-expectant mother was seen popping into Fern Skin Clinic near her home in London on Monday.

I wonder what Jamie lisped said to Jools when he heard the news? "Love, I have perfected my latest thai-inspired fish dish. Let's celebrate with some steamed sea bass and thai-spiced rice!"

Or maybe he said, "Time to hide the capers and green onions again! They give you such fetid flatulence when you're with child, Jools!"

 









Photography from BAUERGRIFFINONLINE

Rihanna leaves the Radio 1 Studios in London on Tuesday sporting brass knuckles a ring that spells out "bad."

Could her massively gaudy, gold ring be referring to this? Because that was seriously bad.

 









Photography by BIG PICTURES

I Kissed a Girl singer Katy Perry hits up fashion week in Milan, Italy.

We spotted her on Monday as she arrived at the Dolce & Gabbana showroom.

Wow, she's wearing something designer-ey—a far cry from her usual vintage-slut look.

 









Photography by LUCA SGRO

Before her Stick and Sweet concert in Rome, Italy, Madonna and children Lourdes Leon and Rocco Ritchie got a little history lesson in the city.

The family flew by private jet from Germany, then took a car to the Basilica di Santa Croce in Gerusalemme.  There, they explored the Basilica's botanical gardens which are considered mysterious and almost magical.

Then, the family headed in.  Traditionally, women would wear a head covering in the Basilica.  Madonna chose not to observe the tradition, but Lourdes did!  Monks then gave the group a guided tour of the religious paintings and artifacts.  Then, they performed a Gregorian chant.

Good thing Madonna got the trip in before she dedicated "Like a Virgin" to the Pope at that evening's concert!




















EXCLUSIVE photos by VENTURINI

Tina Fey, on behalf of Los Angeles, we really enjoyed our time with you.

After cleaning up at last night's Emmys, 30 Rock E.P./writer/star Tina Fey headed out of LAX with her fellow producer (and Alec Baldwin's BFF) Marci Klein, who carried her own Emmy statue!

Co-star Tracy Morgan was also spotted unlacing and relacing his shoes after going through security with his lady.

It's been a while since we've gushed about how great 30 Rock is.  So:  Gush gush gush.

Enjoy the wonderful Miss Fey!





















Photos by GABO

Mark Ruffalo and his wife Sunrise Coigney arrive at JFK airport on Monday from Los Angeles.

When asked who he is voting for, Mark throws a fist in the air and replies "OBAMA!"

And here I thought Mark was a Republican.

*scratching head*











EXCLUSIVE photography by DAVID KRIEGER

As a part of the European leg of her Sticky and Sweet tour, Madonna struts streaks performs at a concert at the France Stadium in front of thousands fans over the weekend in Paris.

You're 50, you're hot. We get it, Madonna.

 









Photography by ELIOT PRESS

We've just updated our gallery of Jennifer Aniston's Mexican getaway with that new mystery fellow.

Check out all the extra photos here!

Back at the beginning of the month, Papa Brad Pitt took little Zahara on a trip to Paris.  And we're totally jealous.

Why?

Because, as we've mentioned before, we wanna hang out with Zahara.  Because she's spritely.  Also, there was a trip to a toy store.  TOYS!  Brad took a short break from daddy and daughter time, leaving Z with her nanny so he could grab lunch at Le Moulin de la Galette in the Montmarte District.

After three days in lovely Paris, Brad and Zahara headed off in a private jet so he could get to his Burn After Reading promotional duties!

Enjoy the exclusive photos of Brad and Zahara's trip to Paris!





















EXCLUSIVE photos by ELIOT PRESS

Sometimes, when we look at photos of Heidi Montag, all we see is chin and t*ts.  In fact, maybe we'll start calling her that.  Chin'n'T*ts.  Then again, maybe we won't.

Anyhoo, she and her boyfriend Spencer Pratt landed at LAX yesterday.  The usually photo-happy couple appeared underwhelmed by our photogs' presence.  In fact, they appeared underwhelmed by each others' presence.

Duh duh duhn.












EXCLUSIVE photos by GABO/MATINGAS

After having to shimmy out of their sun roof and hop across the tops of taxis, the Jonas Brothers have, apparently, had to run to the top of a building and jump in a helicopter to escape their rabid enthusiastic fans.

We're kidding, of course.  But, yesterday Dark Hanson was back to filming scenes for their upcoming 3D movie.

Mobs of tweenaged girls, screaming, in 3D.  Is this going to be a horror film?












Photos by SCOTT/CHRIS

Whew!

In addition to the funnies, the Walsh, the Love Hewitt, and the Longoria from last night's 60th Annual Emmy Awards, we bring you a massive 100+ photo gallery from the red carpet!

We really think the ladies of House knocked it out the park.  Olivia Wilde always stuns us with how beautiful she is.  But, Jennifer Morrison looked better than we have ever seen her!  Just fantastic with that pale gold Grecian gown.  Oh, and the lads of Entourage were pretty easy on the eyes too!

Check out all the Emmy action in our ha-uge gallery:







































Photos by AXELLE

Kelly Ripa joins David Blaine for his latest stunt Dive of Death in Central Park, New York, on Monday.

What's so deathly about it? You know they're not going to actually die.... they're just going to dive.

Ponder this: In the event they did, in fact, dive to their death, do you think Kathie Lee Gifford would reclaim her Live With Regis throne?

That is sort of like the 'if a tree falls in the forest' question.

Sort of.
 










Photography by DISCIULLO

...Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice!

Usher (aka Usher Raymond IV) departs from Los Angeles International Airport with his son, Usher Raymond V, on Sunday.

If those names confuse you, more naming woes are on the horizon: It was announced this month that Usher and his wife are expecting another Usher child together.

What if it's a girl? Usherina? Ushette? Blusher?











EXCLUSIVE photography by GABO/MATINGAS

We actually do love Eva Longoria's dress at last night's 60th Annual Emmy Awards.  We also appreciate how husband Tony Parker's choice of a gray suit perfectly compliments the icy blues of Eva's frock.

And still... the eyebrow... we mean ours... and it's being raised... again.

We can't help but do exactly what that woman in the black dress on the left is doing:  Staring at Eva's belly.












Photos by AXELLE

Yeah yeah. Emmy schmemmy. We just want to see the red-carpet threads! Also, LiLo and SamRo blog about the tragic DJ AM/Travis Barker plane crash this weekend that killed four people. But wait, there's more!...

Bauer-Griffin Online founds some funny episodes on the Emmy red carpet.

Pacific Coast News relays Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson's respective blog musings on the DJ AM/Travis Barker crash.

INF Daily also notices that Halle Berry and baby Nahla are swingers.

Splash News Online snaps Mandy Moore visiting her ex DJ AM in the hospital. 

A Socialite's Life chronicles a new celebrity-obsessed low: People are actually trying to sell photos of Jaime Lynn Spears breast feeding.

What Would Tyler Durden Do discusses the revelation that Kendra Wilkinson is engaged—and not to Hugh Hefner.

What a difference a year makes!

Jennifer Love Hewitt (with fiance Ross McCall) looked spot on at last night's Emmy Awards.  Like, Can't Hardly Wait level of hotness.

We really liked her gown.  And, well, we really liked her whole look (even if her hair did sorta make us think of the chicken character from Chuck E. Cheese's... but that's not to say we don't like it).

We included a few photos of J Lo Hew from last year's Emmys so you can see for yourself.

We have always been a fan of this girl's honesty and great attitude!











Photos by AXELLE

Halle Berry and her mother Judith take Halle's baby girl Nahla Ariela Aubry to a playground at a park in Beverly Hills on Sunday.

Halle appears to revel in showing baby Nahla the swings and the slide.

Really, does it get any more precious than this?

 









Photography by REVOLUTIONPIX

It's a good look, yeah?

We saw her on the tube last night and thought that gown made her waist look tiiiiiiiny.  Then, we got a close-up look with these photos and decided we really like her blueish-gray eyeshadow.

Kate Walsh's show Private Practice will debut its new season on October 1st.  Will you be watching?












Photos by AXELLE

Actually, a couple of funny things happened on the way to the Emmys.

Here are our favorite "amusing" photos from last night's red carpet arrivals for the 60th Annual Emmy Awards.

More Emmy fashion action on the way.  Sit tight!












Photos by AXELLE