Pamela Anderson Promotes, Frightens

Pamela Anderson promotes her E! Channel series Pam Girl on the Loose with a press conference at the Sofitel Wentworth Hotel in Sydney, Australia, on Tuesday.

While some of you may be drawing conclusions as to why the actress and nudist PETA activist is so glassy-eyed, I'm running with the argument that if you had that much black eyeliner near your whites, you'd have a case of the old red eye, too.

Pam, just last month I was singing your praises. Did you forget a Botox treatment or something? 

Photography by SNAPPER