We would. We'd limerick the sh*t out of her:
Hilary dillary Duff,
we can't get enough of yourmuff stuff.
She got her nails done at Venus,
went to find Comrie's p____,
five bucks says that she likes it rough.
Sorry guys. We actually do like Hilary. We think she's gorgeous. We were just overcome by the seemingly endless rhyming possibilities provided by her last name combined with the fact that we work IN the internet (read: the Kingdom of Smut).
We never realized this, but it would be fun if Hil someday dated Shia Labeouf... only for the rhyming combo-name they'd garner.
Photos by REVOLUTIONPIX
Hilary dillary Duff,
we can't get enough of your
She got her nails done at Venus,
went to find Comrie's p____,
five bucks says that she likes it rough.
Sorry guys. We actually do like Hilary. We think she's gorgeous. We were just overcome by the seemingly endless rhyming possibilities provided by her last name combined with the fact that we work IN the internet (read: the Kingdom of Smut).
We never realized this, but it would be fun if Hil someday dated Shia Labeouf... only for the rhyming combo-name they'd garner.
Photos by REVOLUTIONPIX
Hey, I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE Hilary Duff. i don't know why some people wanna hate her so much. She rules!
There once was a chick named Hilary Duff
Who thought acting wasn't very tough.
Until a man who was very valiant
Declared she had not a talent
So she jumped off a fatal Spanish bluff
Oh Sharon, you're a gem.
Hilary Duff is timelessly talented.
Sharon is an idiot.
Hilary's looking HOT
Hope the coffee didn't get cold
That didn't rhyme
hilary is heaps cool
This is a "Havaianas" I know that! ;D