Nordstrom Harboring Parole Jumpers?

What on God's green earth could Dog the Bounty Hunter possibly need to buy at Nordstrom?

SERIOUSLY!!!?

Apparently, something.  In fact, (considering the sheer number of bags) lots of somethings.  We guess we've never traipsed into Nordy's steel-toed boots/fingerless gloves/beeper case section.

Duane Chapman (aka Dog the Bargain Bounty Hunter) and his wife Beth de-classed The Grove a notch or two twenty yesterday.  Pectacular!  They also dropped into American Girl Place.  We can imagine him playing with dolls.  (We can also imagine ourselves never being able to sleep again after imagining the aforementioned.)

Sometimes hair"styles" render us speechless...



EXCLUSIVE photos by ZFI/DAVE