Yesterday, we spotted Elijah Wood sporting a Western-esque checkered shirt tucked into his jeans as he made his way back to his car with an opaque plastic bag.
Now, we are told he had just picked up a 6-pack of beer, but we are inclined to think more mystical things are afoot here.
Opaque plastic bag, sir? Bet that would've come in handy when the Eye of Sauron was staring knives into your back. What, they don't have those in Middle Earth? Sham! (Nerd alert!)
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Now, we are told he had just picked up a 6-pack of beer, but we are inclined to think more mystical things are afoot here.
Opaque plastic bag, sir? Bet that would've come in handy when the Eye of Sauron was staring knives into your back. What, they don't have those in Middle Earth? Sham! (Nerd alert!)
EXCLUSIVE photos by ISBP
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Uh... yeah, that's porn.
You can even see an outline of the VHS. Awesome. Even celebs like the dirty movies.
"shrouded in mystery" - wow. lots of time on your hands, eh?
On another note, dudes, tucked in is in. Seriously, tucked your shirts in guys. It's going on.