False eyelashes are truly amazing.  Truly.

After flying out of LAX yesterday, Wizards of Waverly Place star Selena Gomez has been on a Disney tour de force in New York.

This morning, she appeared on Live with Regis and Kelly (getting swarmed by fans on her way out).  Then, she swapped outfits and made her way over to Radio Disney studios.

She looks gorgeous.  Just, don't grow up too fast, Selena!  Keep those bangs for a while to balance out the eye makeup.












Photos by DISCIULLO

Goooooood times!  We hadn't laid lenses on Chace Crawford since his English afternoon (just after his dad punch).

So, it's quite good to have him back stateside (especially on our side of the states).  We wonder who he's listening to in those headphones...

Anyone know what the Crawford is up to in Hollywoodland (aside from our nuptials... duh)?












Photos by MATEI/JENNIFER BUHL

After recently announcing that she and husband Jerry O'Connell are expecting twins, Rebecca Romijn was back on the set of Ugly Betty last week rocking some shiny fashions (and Jane Jetson-like bracelets).  Soon, those wide belts will be futile!

Also on set?  America Ferrera, Ashley Jensen, Judith Light, and Eric Mobius.












Photos by STEVE SANDS

We glanced at these pictures and all we could see was that shirt.  The color is wondermous (real word *cough*).  However, it leaves us wondering:  Which is prettier?  The shirt?  Or the boy?

Yesterday, Antonio Sabato Jr. smiled and signed a few autographs as he made his way into the CW 11 in NYC.

We like to think that when swiping his credit card, Antonio never has to flash his ID.  Cashiers simply note the two too many unbuttoned buttons, scan his man cleav', and decide that's verification enough.












Photos by DISCIULLO

Get an eyeload of that ink, Angelina Jolie.

Yeah, yeah.  We have no business throwing her name into the mix.  It's just, she has some pretty impressive tattoos, and so does Ben Harper, apparently.

Today, Ben, wife Laura Dern, and aaaalllllllllllll their many many children (looks like tats aren't the only thing he has in common with Ang') played in the sun while vacationing in Porto Cervo, Sardinia.

Cute family.












Photos by OLYCOM

Sing it: *Luke and Mariska sittin' on a bench.*

Well, no letters rhyme with "bench," so we'll end that.  Yesterday, Luke Perry shared a seat with Mariska Hargitay on the set of Law and Order: SVU (our favorite variety of L&O).

In between takes, Luke aimed some hand held fans at Mariska to keep her cool and shine-free.  We like to think of it as the modern day version of fanning royalty with palm leaves.  Perhaps he'll feed her grapes when they break for lunch.

In this episode, do you think Perry is the special victim or the special victimizer?  He looks suspicious to us.  Strip search!












EXCLUSIVE photos by STEVE SANDS

And we liked it!

This morning, Katie Holmes was spotted leaving a Manhattan office building wearing a baggy pair of men's jeans.  The whole look reminds us of what Posh wore to Disneyland.  (Holla'!  Men's jeans are super comfy, ladies.  Hop on the train with us.)  Love the belt!

Katie looked a little sweaty... and a little thin-bra'ed... and a little, well, we don't want to be too speculative.  After all, sometimes stomach muscles come off as the opposite when poking through clothing.  Or maybe some posture issues are afoot.  But, just in case:

Cherish your time, Suri.  Cherish your time.












Photos by CARLOS VILA/ANDERSON

Hold the phone!

Last night, married couple Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick were caught in Midtown Manhattan having a scandalous dinner together!

The shock of it all!

The only tumultuous love affair we see in these photos is that between SJP and The Gap.  The former (and infamously dumped) Gap spokeslady was carrying a pile of paperwork on which was written "GAP Fall 08 DE."  Cue inquisitive Hmmmmm's.












Photos by CARLOS VILA

True, we can't hear how that fellow sounds through these photos.  But, we like to imagine he's one light blue suit away from being the real life Borat.

Yesterday, Pamela Anderson strapped on her son Brandon's helmet and took a long walk from the Regis Hotel to Central Park.  Pam and Brandon were accompanied by that guy (with the face and the beard and the soccer ball) and a bodyguard.

At one point, Pamela pulled out a video camera to get some footage of the pack of photographers trailing her.  Perhaps for her reality show?  Once in the park, Brandon hopped off his skateboard to tip a saxophonist.  'Atta boy.

Later in the day, Pam put on even more makeup (hard to believe, but yes, it is possible) and headed to David Letterman where James Franco was also a guest.












Photos by DISCIULLO/WORKUM

Not unlike Silence of the Lambs freak Jame Gumb (aka Buffalo Bill), Rachel Bilson will lop off your feet and wear them as shoes.

Or, at least she'll wear shoes that look like she's slipped her toes into the skin of another.  With Bilson prepping the launch of her DKNY offshoot Edie Rose, should we expect a line of stitched-skin wearable lady suits?

Once again, we must reference this.












Photos by SHINN

Hey, Amanda Bynes.  Your tag is showing.

Yesterday afternoon, Ms. Bynes squeezed into her spandex and took a walk through sunny Runyon Canyon.  Amanda listened to some tunes on her pink iPod nano (2nd gen) as she stepped down the dusty trail carrying a boxy sunglasses case.

We don't know about you, but we'd go insane trying to work out with our hair down-- especially on a warm afternoon!











EXCLUSIVE photos by CHRIS/SCOTT

Disney darling and Wizards of Waverly Place star Selena Gomez prepares to depart from Los Angeles International Airport on Wednesday.

Selena listens to her iPod as she makes her way through the airport wearing a "We all scream for ice cream" t-shirt.

*screammmmm!!!!!!*

Okay, give up the goods, Selena—Where's my ice cream?

 









Photography by MATINGAS/MO

WTF?

I have no idea, nor should I speculate, as to why Amy Winehouse had "urgent blood" delivered via scooter to her London home on Wednesday.

We do know that she was in the hospital on Monday and released on Tuesday.

But what I really want to know is what to call the guy who delivered Amy's vital package... Blood Boy?

Let me know your thoughts, guesses, and salient info in the comments area.











Photography by ALMASI

We're not sure if she's still with Leonardo DiCaprio.  And, at this point, we don't really care.

What we do know is that Bar Refaeli is sa-mokin' hot.  The Israeli model and a gal pal hit the waves of a Saint-Tropez beach today at the exclusive Club 55.  She drew the hungry eyes of most male beach-goers before drying off and heading out in a floral print jumper.  If anyone can pull off baby clothes, it's Bar Refaeli.

If you like Bar in a bikini, did you catch her on the cover of this month's Heeb Magazine? 






















Photos by ELIOT PRESS/LUCA SGRO

Paris Hilton arrives at Pure nightclub at Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas on Tuesday as part of her trip to promote her fall line of shoes.

You too can get a pair of Paris kicks for just around $50. I wonder if her booties will sell better than her line of hair extensions? Whatever happened to those cheap tracks, anyway?

 









Photography by GARRY

All these Gossip Girl photos have us SO anxious for the new season to start.

Yesterday, Cheekbones McAllister (aka, Penn Badgley), his lady love Blake Lively, aand co-star Nicole Fiscella were out in their rich kid best filming scenes for the upcoming season in New York's Meat Packing District.

Way to be spandexy sexy in that Herve Leger, Ms. Lively.












Photos by DISCIULLO

Or something like that.

Vanessa Hudgens exerted great effort not to have her photographed as she departed from LAX today with her mom Gina and little sister Stella.

It was "eyes to the floor" the whole way through the airport, only lifting her hat's bill ever so slightly to allow TSA to compare her mug to her ID card.

You're a pretty girl, Vanessa!  Show it off!  Ms. Hudgens also had to remove a canister of mace or pepper spray from her purse as she passed through security.  Tsk tsk.











EXCLUSIVE photos by MO/GABO

A day out shopping then lunch with the gal pals...

Am I Bill Murray in Groundhog's Day or does Lauren Conrad go shopping and lunching, like, all the time?

We spotted The Hills star hitting up trendy 3rd Street in Los Angeles on Tuesday as she had some quality time with her credit card and grabbed a late lunch with a few gal pals at Joan's on Third. Conrad was wearing a feminine high-waisted red skirt and drove a friend around in her black Mercedes Benz.

Lauren, we only catch you on dates on the show, otherwise, you're girlin' it up with your friendsies. Lady, we need to catch you out with more dudes!











EXCLUSIVE photography by DANIELLE/MATEI

Yesterday, BFF's Katherine Heigl and T.R. Knight spent the afternoon shopping at The Americana in Glendale (aka The Grove v. 2.0 - hip).

Heigl was looking like a curvalicious creature in a simple gray dress with tall boots and a wide belt.  The two made stops into Sephora and the Apple Store.  Speaking of creatures, what's the thing on T.R.'s shirt?












Photos by SHINN

It looks like this romantic New York afternoon was Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson's last... for a while.

The two returned to Los Angeles yesterday and, after retrieving their luggage, had a smoke outside the airport before heading out.  It also appears that Ms. Ronson has cut the majority of the peroxide-ravaged bits out of her hair. 

That hat.  That outfit.  That short hair.  If we didn't know better, we'd think Sam was...

Nevermind.












EXCLUSIVE photos by MO

Rhys Ifans collects socialite Kimberly Stewart from her London home on Wednesday.

After SPENDING THE NIGHT TOGETHER, the two head out the next day for lunch.

They also grab some iced coffees from Starbucks and later in the day, Kim is seen buying some fresh flowers.

Has Rhys finally gotten over ex Sienna Miller? Is Stewart bent on getting all of Sienna's sloppy seconds? (Remember, she was also spotted making out with another Miller ex, Jude Law, a few months back.)




















EXCLUSIVE photography by BIG PICTURES

How beautiful is Julianne Moore's mini-me daughter?  She's going to grow up to be a knock out!

Yesterday, Ms. Moore took her daughter Liv Helen and son Caleb to lunch at Bar Pitti in NYC.  Afterwards, the kids played on their scooters.  Julianne has some mean-lookin' calf muscles, yeah?  Perhaps these wonky sandals really do work!

Cute cute.












Photos by VILA/ANDERSON

How is it that nearly every photo in this set is funny enough to merit its own "caption me" photo contest?

Magic, we say.  Magic.

Yesterday, we caught up with Sylvester Stallone, his arms, and his family (wife Jennifer Flavin and daughters Sophia Rose, Sistine Rose, and Scarlet Rose) while sight-seeing in Rome, Italy.  The group visited the Colosseum, the Forum, the Campidoglio, and the Capitolini Museum.  The family appeared to be having a great time!

Which do you find funnier?  Stallone next to the giant statue that looks like him?  Stallone's smug expression of satisfaction while viewing the nursing wolf statue?  Or, Stallone and his arms (they're their own entity) chasing his daughter?


Thanks for the photos, Stallone fam!  You look great!  (Now, take Sistine to the Sistine.  C'mon!!!)






















EXCLUSIVE photos by VENTURINI/ELIOT PRESS

Exhale.  Swing, aaaand

*RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE*

WTF!!?

The above scenario happened to Father of the Year Kevin Federline yesterday.  Whilst participating in The Ryan Sheckler X Games Celebrity Skins Classic, Kevin Federline's putt was thrown askew when a 5.4 earthquake rattled Southern California.

Kevin looked a little confused as to why he missed the shot.  Then, once he realized it was an earthquake, he left the green to call and see if his kids were okay.

Father of the Year indeed.












Photos by AXELLE

Just do it, Jammers!....

Bauer-Griffin Online wants you to analyze John Mayer's finger flip.

Pacific Coast News gathers that Al Pacino is unimpressed by the California earthquake.

INF Daily sees that Bar Rafaeli is pretty sexy in pink.

Splash News Online sees Pamela Anderson popping out for shopping.

A Socialite's Life spots Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel laughing together.

Just Jared shows Aubrey O'Day having a ball at Barracuda.

What Would Tyler Durden Do observes Bruce Willis being helpful.

The Gossip Girls have Carmen Electra steaming up the Key Club.

Pop Sugar wants you to catch Mischa Barton in her bikini.

Pink is the new Blog has the new cast of 90210.

Celebrity Baby Blog offers up a 24 star talking pregnancy.

After a brief stop at Jennifer Aniston's home on Tuesday in Los Angeles, John Mayer hops aboard his tour bus at the Four Seasons Hotel while giving photographers the finger.

Sheesh John, and here I thought you'd be all relaxed and glowy after your presumed pre-show quickie. (He is scheduled to play tonight near San Diego, California).











EXCLUSIVE photography by SCOTT/CHRIS

Kirsten Dunst goes shopping and strolling through Soho in New York with some gal pals on Monday.

The usually-stoic Dunst even offers a few grins, which is as good as smiling for the blonder actress.











Photography by CARLOS VILA/DAVID KRIEGER

Singer-musician-lady-killer John Mayer is back in Southern California for a few days as he makes a couple stops on his current tour.

He spends his Monday off driving his Land Rover around, picking up a friend at the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills, and then driving off once again.

Mayer is also sporting a new haircut. What? The Ken doll look wasn't working for you, John?











EXCLUSIVE photography by CHRIS/SCOTT

Christian Bale, his wife Sandra "Sibi" Blazic and their daughter Emmeline Bale (born in March of 2005) arrive at Los Angeles International Airport today.

Is Bale escaping the mess of his assault arrest in London or is he merely doing more promotion for The Dark Knight? His co-star Aaron Eckhart also arrived, signifying the latter.

Also, notice how little Emmeline seems defiantly unfazed by the cameras.

 









Photography by GABO/MATINGAS/MO

Here are some celebrities we spotted in London yesterday giving the old stamp 'o approval hand wave: David Duchovny, Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider.

I must say, thank god for hands!











Photography by BIG PICTURES

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson do some shopping at the Chanel store in Soho, New York. After shopping, the two have lunch at Bar Pitti in the West Village.

How romantic.

 


















Photography by DAVE KRIEGER/CARLOS VILA

Naomi Watts shows off her growing baby bump on Tuesday as she strolls through Manhattan with her son Alexander Peter (born on July 25, 2007) and a friend.

Just think: Only weeks prior we were noticing that Watts was scary skinny. Who knew.











EXCLUSIVE photography by VILA/ANDERSON

I realize there are laws in the U.K. that probably prohibit a hospital from keeping a patient against their will, but if there were ever a time to play renegade doctor it is NOW.

I just don't understand how any medical professional in their right mind would release Amy Winehouse (seen here exiting a London hospital on Tuesday with a bodyguard and a bag full of candy, following her collapse a night prior.)

This isn't f***ing Halloween people! This is a woman's life; a woman who is severely addicted to drugs!

Strap the pop diva down and detox that b*tch! A'ight!?











EXCLUSIVE photography by BIG PICTURES

Look who we spotted!

Yesterday, none other than Brandy popped up in front of lenses looking fan-tast-ic.

After the turbulent year she's had, it's great to see her flashing that smile. 

Brandy is fine tuning her still-untitled fifth studio album (her first to be released on Epic Records), so hopefully we'll be seeing more of her (and her smile) in the not too distant future.












EXCLUSIVE photos by ZFI/DAVE

Sara Gilbert, best known for her role on the hit '90s sitcom Roseanne, checks into Los Angeles International Airport to catch a flight with her daughter, Sawyer (born on August 2, 2007).

While arranging their transport, Gilbert's baby looks at us with her pleading eyes, as if to say...

*turning head to the side, staring off into space*

Help, I am an adult trapped in a baby's body. Please release me from the clutch of this loony lady. I must be free so I can do what I do best—ripping criminals' a new one as a deft prosecuting attorney. Yeah, you heard me right. I am JUSTICE BABY!

Incidentally, Sara has recently appeared on some episodes of CBS' The Big Bang Theory opposite the same guy who played her boyfriend on Roseanne, Johnny Galecki.

Let justice prevail!











EXCLUSIVE photography by MO/MATINGAS

I have to hand it to Kelis...

I suspect she read my style note about her a while back and decided to one-up me with an even more obscene fashion statement.

We ran into the hip-hop artist wearing a pair of khaki drop-crotch harem pants that looked like an old sweatshirt converted into some Hammer pants that could have been worn in the movies Mad Max or Dune.  Her hair resembled a clown's wig as she also carried a big, discordant, neon-pink bag when she made her way through security at Los Angeles International Airport on Monday.

On a brighter note, I like her navy hoodie.

*hoping Kelis doesn't kill me in my sleep*











EXCLUSIVE photography by MATINGAS

What do you do when you become the world's first full-figured model to win Tyra Banks' shoddy awesome show America's Next Top Model?

WHAT DO YOU DO?

You go bicycling, of course!

We caught up with cycle 10 winner Whitney Thompson on Monday going for a ride in New York's West Village. In full makeup and dressed to impress, the blonde lady was doing some of that modeling she learned on the show.

It's nice to see she is booking some gigs! I guess Top Model isn't a complete sham, after all.

 









Photography by CARLOS VILA/DAVID KRIEGER

Ever-so-busy former Laguna Beach star Kristin Cavallari lands at Los Angeles International Airport on Sunday.

She pulled her black pup out of its case and swung by the ATM before grabbing a cab at the curb.

Filming movies and hosting red carpet events, Cavallari recently said that she is too busy for a boyfriend.

Sorry to break it to you, dudes.

 









EXCLUSIVE photography by MO/MATINGAS

Amy Winehouse was just rushed to the hospital.

An ambulance, followed by several police cars, arrived at Winehouse's London home late Monday evening.  Shortly thereafter, the singer, wrapped in a red blanket and wearing an oxygen mask, was wheeled into an ambulance as her father Mitch looked on.

Amy had reportedly been convulsing and suffering multiple fits.

Get well, Amy.  What more can we say?












Photos by ISO IMAGES/BIG PICTURES

You know Sylvester Stallone is on vacation when you see fists flying in the air...

The actor arrived in Rome on Monday with his family his wife Jennifer Flavin and daughters Sophia Rose (born in 1996), Sistine Rose (born in 1998) and Scarlet Rose (born in 2002) after some time in France to continue their European vacation.

The Stallone family attracted attention at almost every turn as they did some vacation shopping. At one point Sly shot his man-fists in the air for photographers as if he approved of their presence.











Photography by ELIOT PRESS

Looking like an extra from Jail House Rock, Balthazar Getty arrives at Los Angeles International Airport on Monday after a rather long, marriage-wrecking vacation in Europe.

The actor has recently been at the center of a media storm surrounding his affair with actress Sienna Miller after the two were spotted getting very cozy and naked on a balcony and boat in Italy.

This led to the revelation of his separation from his wife of eight years, Rosetta. The couple had four children together.

Now that Balthazar is back in the states and presumably out of his fiery passion fog, I wonder what he is really thinking?











Photography by MO/MATINGAS

"I'm thinking of a number between one and one hundred..."

Doesn't it look like that's what Sharon Stone is doing in the above photo?  Then James Woods pressed his fingers to his temples and shouted out, "Twenty three!"

"Wrong!" declared, Stone. 

"Wait, no," continued Woods, "I'm just telling you the age of my last girlfriend."

Today, Ms. Stone and a look-alike older woman (not her mother Dorothy) grabbed lunch at Clafoutis with James Woods and yet another of his obligatory younger mystery women.  We wonder what the meeting was all about?  Are they just pals?  Or was there business talk?  Or was there actual soothsaying afoot?

Sharon wore a SMET hat when she drove off.  We, subsequently, wore a frown.












Photos by ZFI/DAVE

Holy eye roll, Batman!

Blake Lively tried to look at her telencephalon today while filming a scene for Gossip Girl with co-star Leighton Meester.

On the way to set, Leighton jokingly hid behind a piece of her character's prissy wardrobe.  Then, while shooting on the steps of a downtown Brooklyn school, "Blair Waldorf" poked around a sushi roll.  "Serena van der Woodsen" responded with a roll of her own, via the ol' eyes.












Photos by ANDERSON

Um... she looks like a walking sex shoppe (yes, with an extra, British-style "pe" at the end).

*sticking tongue out*

Bob Geldof's daughter Pixie Geldof, 17, window shops in Soho, London, and makes a brief stop into Soho Original Bookshop, a store that combines outstanding bookshops with licensed sex shops in a friendly, bright and welcoming environment... especially to CHILDREN, apparently.

Hey, at least she's not O.D.'ing like her sis Peaches.

 









EXCLUSIVE photography by ALMASI

Just because she's Prince William's luvahhhhhh girl doesn't mean she gets the royal treatment all of the time...

We caught up with Kate Middleton, a mere commoner, helping out at her parents' business "Party Pieces" in Berkshire, England, last week.

Kate, you're just what that stuffy royal family needs!











EXCLUSIVE photography by  BIG PICTURES

Johnny Depp and longtime girlfriend, French actress and singer Vanessa Paradis, arrive at the Nice airport on Monday with their two children, daughter Lily-Rose and son Jack.

As they shuffle out of the terminal and to an awaiting car Depp spots the photographer and stops cold to give him the not-so-friendly finger.

With his kids faces covered up, we're wondering if Johnny has taken a note from our favorite wacko dad Michael Jackson. Lily-Rose is looking a bit Blanket-esque, wouldn't you say?

Also, when did Johnny's hands get so small?... like doll hands.











EXCLUSIVE photography

Mostly pointless update to this recently posted item, but yeah:

Of course Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas were heading for a yacht!  Ooooooof course.

And it's named Excellence III.

Bill and Ted would approve.












Photos by ELIOT PRESS

Jammers, I know: This should have come with a warning first. Please, if you can, help us make sense of this...

Bauer-Griffin Online is baffled at our discovery of Whitney Houston wearing a ring and walking out with Ray J!!??

Pacific Coast News notices, like us, that Ethan Hawke seems miserable with his new wife and baby.

INF Daily has Jay-Z finally showing off his wedding ban.

Splash News Online offers up Shia LaBeouf getting a DUI!!!

A Socialite's Life wants you to hear all about Rebecca Romijn's upcoming double delivery!

Just Jared shows Maggie Gyllenhaal teasing Tokyo.

What Would Tyler Durden Do catches Britney Spears hard at work.

The Gossip Girls get Miley Cyrus shopping with mom.

Pop Sugar spots Matthew McConaughey and family at the beach. 

Pink is the new Blog says Cristiano Ronaldo is getting lucky.

Celebrity Baby Blog breaks it to us that Matt Damon is expecting another daughter!

Weren't you just dying for another installment of The Mummy films?

Yeah... neither were we.  But, the Hollywoodland suits seem to be unrequested sequel-happy these days.  Enter last night's L.A. premiere of The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor.  Turns out, the Egyptians aren't the only ones who have to deal with with the non-zombie undead.

Maria Bello's toga dress was lovely (even if it was ever so slightly reminiscent of a mummy Halloween costume).  Isabella Leon and Michelle Yeoh are just stunningly gorgeous.  We have a feeling this Luke Ford character could become the town's new token boy next door.  Brendan Fraser's good mood is contagious (even via photograph).  Jet Li brought along his adorable daughter, Jane.  Martin Landau makes us happy ("Is that something you might be interested in?").  And we won't even speak the name of the "no business being there" entity dressed in berry and shame.

50+ photos in the gallery!






















Photos by AXELLE

The box office results are in: The X-Files: I Want To Believe opened disastrously, only bringing in $2 million on its first day in theaters.

But we knew that was going to happen, didn't we. 

It's no wonder we ran into a very pregnant Gillian Anderson, A/K/A 'Scully,' walking around aimlessly and shoeless through Los Angeles International Airport on Sunday, like an destitute mountain woman from Appalachia.

Crass jokes aside, The X Files actress is expecting her third child with her partner Mark Griffiths.

Let's hope the royalties from the show reruns are enough to keep food on Gillian's table.











Photography by MATINGAS/MO

This is exactly how we imagined Michael Douglas and wife Catherine Zeta-Jones would spend their vacation.

Leaving the exclusive Club 55 in Saint-Tropez.  Boarding a little raft (which will, presumably, shuttle them away to a mega-yacht).  Dressed like money on holiday.  Oh, and sporting a little smile that says, "Yeah.  We're totally wealthy.  Boo-ya!"

How'd you like them fragment sentences?

That hat was practically made for Catherine, don't you think?












Photos by ELIOT PRESS

While most Americans have Saturdays off, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, it seems, do not.

Speidi spent Saturday whoring it hard at work schlepping Heidi's wares (of the clothing variety) at Kitson on Robertson Blvd.

Oooooh SNAP!  Wasn't foe Lauren Conrad's clothing line just dropped from Kitson due to lackluster sales (due to her not really promoting it)?  Is this Heidi's way of showing Lauren "how it's done?"  Burn.

We're going to say that Heidi has nice legs, but the rest of her (read:  nose, lips, tits) have us wondering how long til she ends up like this.












Photos by ZFI/DAVE

Bobby Brown who?

On Saturday night, the Whitney Houston left West Hollywood celeb watering hole Villa Lounge on the arm of her much younger boyfriend, Ray J.  Check out her massive right-hand sparkler!  You deserve it, Ms. Houston.

Whatever they're serving at Villa certainly had Whitney in a good mood.  While McDonald's claims to serve smiles, we learned that was not the case when Whit's involved.

We just hope Ray J. didn't take in too many liquids.  If ya know what we mean.  And we know that ya do.












Photos by GARRY

Who wears medium length shorts?

Ricky Gervais wears medium length shorts!

The writer/actor took a Sunday stroll through London with his lady Jane Fallon.  These photos have us wondering if, during his recent visit to the states, Gervais dropped into Conan O'Brien's barber.

Reader, which makes you (lovingly) cringe more?  Andy Millman or David Brent?











Photos by BIG PICTURES

And we ain't talkin' about a cook-off!

Days ago, we brought you an unhealthy helping of baked Armani.

Today, try a slice of European soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo!  The pectacular player continued his crispification poolside at the Beverly Hills Hotel over the weekend.

We think our pal Trent really nailed it when he put Ronaldo's tanorexia into perspective.

Aaaaand turn.












Photos by MATEI/MATINGAS

Not unlike Step Up 2, Keanu Reeves took it to the streets.  (Okay... so, totally unlike Step Up 2.)

The seriously-bearded Reeves kicked off his weekend by taking a sunset ride down Sunset Blvd on his tricked out motorcycle.  We gotta say, that brown leather seat is pretty cool.  We'd totally ride b***h!












EXCLUSIVE photos by MATEI

Oh Carrie Underwood.  How purdy thou art!

On Friday, Ms. Idol was all smiles as she prepared to depart from LAX with an eye-catching gold snakeskin purse.  She was headed to NorCal to perform a concert in Kelseyville.  It's a different Cali up there...

Did you catch Carrie in concert?












EXCLUSIVE photos by MATEI/ISBP

Is it totally wrong for us to suggest someone strap her to a bed?  Nothing else seems to be able to keep her in tact!

Amy Winehouse antics were charging full steam ahead this weekend.

Amy started off Saturday night by shooting a stream of water out of her garage and nearly soaking a friend.  Then, at 2 a.m., she headed for Proud Galleries, sprinting half the way there.  But suddenly, Amy needed a rest.  She slumped down in front of a caged storefront and fended off attempts to get her on her feet.  Finally, she stood, upset, and punched the metal grate!

Dirty dirty hands.  Smeared makeup.  And those ballet slippers have seen their last day.

That first sentence doesn't seem so out of line now, does it...?












Photos by BIG PICTURES/ISO IMAGES

We were beginning to wonder where Paris Hilton was.  And then, like a bad childhood memory, she resurfaced.

On Friday, Hilton played her part, cavorting about town in a way that only reinforced the stereotype:

Robertson Blvd?  Check.  Little dog?  Check.  Little dog in clothes?  Check.  Barage of onlookers with camera phones?  SIGH.

When Paris finally drove off, she showed her true roots-- a Spears-esque weave.  After the above evidence, would you want to buy hair extensions from this gal?  Well, what can you expect from someone who slaps her name on champagne in a can and still claims class.  Feh.












Photos by GARRY/REVOLUTIONPIX

We gotta say, Ashlee Simpson, pregnancy is curving you in all the right places.

We also gotta say that your strapless maxi dress is supa' cute.

Friday morning, newlyweds and soon-to-be parents Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz dropped into an L.A. donut shop for a tasty, centerless breakfast.  Ash also got a bottle of Martinelli's apple juice.  We wonder what kind of donuts she and the bump chowed down on.












Photos by JENNIFER BUHL

Oh our darling!

Yesterday, newlyweds Ethan Hawke and Ryan Shawhughes took their dog and their newborn daughter, Clementine Jane, along to grab an ice cream cone.

Ryan was also spotted out and about in Manhattan with her mother, stroller-less, and opting to carry little C.J.   The trio of Shawhughes-Hawke ladies dropped into a Rite Aid store where they picked up toilet paper and diapers.  So, it looks like the multi-generational "waste" needs of the Hawke household are covered.

Ooooh babies...












Photos by CARLOS VILA

Lindsay Lohan has a tendency to quickly go in and out of things.  Relationships.  Rehab.  Prison.

Early Saturday morning, Linds was rushed to the Beth Israel Medical Center in New York after nearly being hit by a motorcycle as she left a 32nd Street nightclub (where she had been enjoying an evening with Samantha Ronson).

Lohan was treated and released at 4 a.m. 

Well, it looks like she's okay.  And we hope she is.  We suspect asthma may be the culprit?  Perhaps the motorcyclist was distracted when s/he got an eyeful of these.

Have you ever had a Truman Show moment? You know, where you feel like a coincidence is too coincidental to actually be one; that the circumstances you find yourself in could have been planned without your knowledge; that you are, in fact, the subject of the world's most popular TV show?

I have the oddest story to share with you about Natascha McElhone (pictured here, baby bumpin' at LAX on Thursday)... who, in fact, starred in the 1998 film. (Sh*t, it's that old, already!?)

I watched the Jim Carrey movie (again) a few months back on cable and was revisited by the feeling that maybe I was being watched. (I used to, afterall, entertain the thought as a child in religious private school that I was, in fact, the second coming of Christ, but just didn't know it yet).

The next day, I go to brunch with friends and who is sitting next to us? Natascha *freakin* McElhone! So strange! Well, I do live in L.A., so maybe not so strange. But I was suddenly overcome with the feeling that I was in the MD 20/20 show!

By the way, Natascha's husband, famed plastic surgeon Martin Kelly, died suddenly and recently from a heart attack on the doorstep of their home. She seems to be holding up well!

Travel well, Natascha!











EXCLUSIVE photography by GABO

Of all people, we certainly realize that it's a-okay to have friends of the opposite sex.  Plus, when you live in Los Angeles and you're Adrian Grenier, there's a really good chance that said opposite sex friends are going to be rather attractive.

So, keep that in mind when we tell you that yesterday, Grenier grabbed lunch at the Blu Jam Cafe on Melrose Ave. with an attractive gal who is not his (supposedly still) girlfriend Isabel Lucas.  We're not going to dwell on the bizarre (and useless) placement of this gal's belt.  Instead, we'll revel in her fantastic, makeup-free skin.

Fresh-faced, bohemian-styled gals do go well with Grenier's Prius.  As does his non-plastic water bottle.  *clapter*

Anyone know the know on this lass?












EXCLUSIVE photos by DANIELLE

Monk star Tony Shalhoub strolls through Larchmont Village in Los Angeles on Thursday with his adopted daughter.

Wearing extremely short cutoffs and some '70s-style heeled boots we are reminded of the early Jodie Foster film wherein she played a child prostitute—Taxi Driver.

Tony, put some clothes on that little troublemaker and while you're at it, feed her a sandwich or two!











EXCLUSIVE photography by ISBP

After giving a speech to a massive crowd in Berlin yesterday, U.S. presidential candidate Barack Obama continued to exercise his foreign policy muscles by continuing his overseas tour in France.

Today, Senator Obama met with French President Nicolas Sarkozy at the Elysees Palace in Paris.  Despite recent appearances on the grounds of Elysees, no drop-crotch unitards or long-haired boys were spotted.












Photos by ELIOT PRESS

...except for tobacco, that is.

Chemical Brother Ed Simons leaves his London home on Friday and in a chauffeur-driven car picks up Lily Allen from her place before heading to the nearby Global Gathering Festival where he is due to appear.

Lily smokes a quick ciggie before ducking into Ed's ride.

Awww yeah... Ed and Lily back together.

He seems to have a calming effect on our Ms. Allen. For Lily's sake, let's hope it continues!











Photography by BIG PICTURES

Ripped denim seems to be her things these days.

This afternoon, Nicole Richie grabbed a Starbucks then had her driver/bodyguard take her to a friend's Hollywoodland home.  Sometimes we like to amuse ourselves by thinking about the weight ratio between Nicole and the Escalade that drives her around.

We're rather fond of her pheasant-feathered headband.  Do you like Nicole's hippie chic look?












Photos by SHINN

Dear Naomi Campbell,

We realize we haven't always been the nicest to you.  (But, to be fair, you haven't always been the nicest to anyone.)

That said, it is grand to see you so happy, out on yet another sun-soaked vacation with current flame Marcus Elias.

Because you're a supermodel, and constantly photographed (you're welcome), we suspect you don't oft' wear things twice.  Bearing that in mind:  Instead of discarding it tomorrow (as we suspect you will), please please oh pretty please with a cherry on top can we have that dress?  It's just spectacular and feeds our insatiable teal-craving.

Think about it.

Thank you and good day,

- G is for Gossip


P.S.  We would have offered to fight you for it, but we thinks that would have gone poorly for us.












Photos by ELIOT PRESS

Rachel Weisz looks lavish in a vibrant red costume for a themed photo shoot for Vogue magazine in the East Village with husband, director Darren Aronofsky, dressed in a black cape and mask, and their two-year-old son, Henry Chance.

The pumpkin-faced tote she carries hints at a Halloween issue.

It's a good thing we can show you these behind-the-scenes photos because it looks like you'll have to wait a while before the issue comes out!











EXCLUSIVE photography by DAVID KRIEGER

For a gal who used to be known as Smiley Cyrus, these photos indicate a new wind has blown into Facial Expressionville.  Miley popped up in New York City today to simultaneously promote her upcoming animated film Bolt and the "Bolt Across America" charity which benefits the ASPCA.

However, does her face not say, "F*** Screw this and whatever horse I rode in on!"  ?












Photos by WORKUM/DISCIULLO

My, that wax figure of Brigitte Nielsen is like a glamor-shot version of her. I mean, you have to admit, her years of drinking have taken their toll.

*G is for Gossip tapping my shoulder*

What's that, G? Oh, that IS Brigitte!? DAMN! Someone put her through the pretty machine.

I can never get it right.

*G telling me what's up*

I see! So, 45-year-old Brigitte has been freshly nipped and tucked live during her reality show From Old to New: Brigitte Nielsen in the Celebrity Clinic wherein she underwent a facelift, eyelift, liposuction and a breast lift.

As anti-plastic surgery as I am, the lady is looking pretty darn good. We spotted her and her husband Mattia Dessi in London yesterday.

Thumbs up, Brigitte!











Photography by ISO IMAGES

You've heard of a Cute Overload.  We're rather fond of them here at BGO.

Well, welcome to the first Hotness Overload, compliments of the mere proximity of Orlando Bloom, Miranda Kerr, and Olivier Martinez.  Their having actually interacted with one another is just an added bonus.

Turns out rumors of a breakup are just that.  Orlando is in Paris to visit Miranda while she works on a Victoria's Secret photo shoot.  He arrived on a motorcycle, helped load her car, then kissed her hand through the window.  As he headed out, Bloom spotted pal Olivier Martinez.  They hugged and chatted before parting ways.

Yay!  Hotness^3!  It seems that Kerr-Bloom! is still an item.  Also, we dig Orlando's new cropped 'do.  Do you?






















EXCLUSIVE photos by BIG PICTURES

Hey hey!  Guess what happened last night?  The new Kevin Costner quasi-comedy Swing Vote premiered at the El Capitan theater in Hollywoodland.

Some things to note about the premiere:

We have a crush on Dennis Hopper's wife (Victoria Duffy).  She just always makes us smile.

For whatever reason, the elder sisters of Full House (Jodie Sweetin and Candace Cameron Bure) showed up.

Gary Busey didn't assault anyone (then again, Jennifer Garner wasn't even there... so, yeah).

Robin Thicke's wife Paula Patton is in the 1 percentile of the population who looks good in orange.

Kid star Madeline Carroll wore more necklaces than Mr. T.

Kelsey Grammer (with wife Camille) looks like he has rebounded quite well from his recent heart attack.  Yay!

Kat Kramer.  Who?

Danielle Panabaker has strange bangs, but she's smart, so we'll let her get away with it.

George Lopez flashed his Obama.

Whew!  Check out all the photos of the event in the gallery!































Photos by AXELLE

Come on. Do it. I dare you...

Bauer-Griffin Online is absolutely taken aback that Amy Winehouse managed to shock the shock rocker himself Alice Cooper.

Pacific Coast News calls a catfight! Miley Cyrus vs. Selena Gomez. Hissssssss!

INF Daily spots Ethan Hawke and his brand new baby!

Splash News Online says Brangelina had IVF to increase the chance of twins. Do you believe them?

A Socialite's Life wants to show you why Paris Hilton ruins everything.

Just Jared discovers that Rosie O' Donnell may get her own primetime variety show. Will you watch?

What Would Tyler Durden Do serves up a cyber-spankin' to Brooke Hogan. Poor thing.

The Gossip Girls give us Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson out on the town.

Pop Sugar seems to think that Britney Spears is still a big shot.

Pink is the new Blog bears the news of Nick and Aaron Carter's mom arrested!

Celebrity Baby Blog brings us another Dixie Chick birth!

Yesterday, operatic singer Andrea Bocelli took a bike ride through Forte dei Marmi, Italy with his girlfriend Veronica and his two sons Matteo and Amos.



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EXCLUSIVE photos by Eliot Press

Spotted at Los Angeles International Airport on Thursday, a camera-shy Owen Wilson prepares to leave the Southern California city.

In a recent interview, good friend Ben Stiller finally spoke about Owen's alleged suicide attempt that occurred in 2007.

"It's impossible to understand that kind of pain - depression or anything like that - until you're in it... I love Owen. I felt bad that he had to deal with all the outside bulls**t," Stiller told Playboy Magazine. 

You're hot, you're talented, you act, you write and you may  have suffered from a chemical imbalance: Let's hope you're getting it together, Owen... or at least getting your med cocktail right. You can do it, man!











EXCLUSIVE photography by GABO

Shouldn't it be a rule that if you don't give a sh*t about being a star, you shouldn't be one?

Case in point: An ambivalent-and-disheveled-looking David Duchovny is greeted by a swarm of fans outside The Late Show with David Letterman studio in New York on Thursday.

Yo, Mulder, why'd you do the The X-Files again if you're just gonna take the limp noodle approach to promotion?

Oh, what's that you say? The movie sucks?

Ahhh, I see now why you seem so uninspiring.

Incidentally, The X Files: I Want to Believe is set to open today. Don't stampede the theaters all at once, now.











Photography by MIKE DISCIULLO

You know you are going way overboard when you shock former insane rocker Alice Cooper, known for his drug and alcohol addiction that nearly killed him by the age of 40.

The Coop, who we spotted in London on Thursday, recently spoke out about troubled musicians