So close, Jessica Simpson!
After going through this ordeal at last night's Palms Place opening in Las Vegas, Jessica Simpson popped up in the whale's vagina (San Diego for those of you who don't habla the Spanish) with her totally on QB beau Tony Romo. We love how Jessica is a woman of many purses (and her own line is pretty cute, guys. Really.).
Jess had her passport in hand. So, unless she misplaced her driver's license, we assume they're going some place exotic... or at least some place unAmerican (not like that). Hopefully the locale will be sunny enough for Tony to work on that wicked tan line.
We gotta give them credit for trying to sneak out of the country via San Diego... but guys, you're just too interesting for us to let slip through the cracks!
We'll try to finagle getting the video up soon. UPDATED: Video posted! (posting time updated to today's date) You can see them laughing, staying rather close, giving each other little "love taps," and even a quick kiss.
Have fun, kids, wherever you're heading.
EXCLUSIVE photos by GABO/MATINGAS
After going through this ordeal at last night's Palms Place opening in Las Vegas, Jessica Simpson popped up in the whale's vagina (San Diego for those of you who don't habla the Spanish) with her totally on QB beau Tony Romo. We love how Jessica is a woman of many purses (and her own line is pretty cute, guys. Really.).
Jess had her passport in hand. So, unless she misplaced her driver's license, we assume they're going some place exotic... or at least some place unAmerican (not like that). Hopefully the locale will be sunny enough for Tony to work on that wicked tan line.
We gotta give them credit for trying to sneak out of the country via San Diego... but guys, you're just too interesting for us to let slip through the cracks!
Have fun, kids, wherever you're heading.
EXCLUSIVE photos by GABO/MATINGAS



Joe Simpson strikes again.
She looks sooo pretty. This is the look I like on her, not like she looked in Vegas. And that dress is so cute too!
WTF, how does SD = whale's vagina?
watch Anchorman.
This couple definatley need a break form the media. Hopefully they get it soon. I think they make an awesome couple actually & need space from all the crap. Not sure Tony can go anywhere right now because of ball but two days is better than nothing. Are these really passports or tickets back to Dallas??
Waiting for video please!!
Speaking of whales- she is looking a little plump lately and his IQ has dropped so many points it's almost in line with hers. It's just a matter of time till he realizes that he can score somehting prettier, smarter, and self-respecting than this glammed-up trailer trash.
LOVE THIS COUPLE!!! Where's the video??? Quick! I wanna see the video!!!
She's bringing Tony down with her. Her new song is laughable. He looks fat.
She looks really good. I'd like to see the video too if you have it.
Fat, she does not look fat. I also love her new song. I had expected to hate it, but it is really good. It is very catchy!
Good grief! What is she wearing, A MOO MOO?? Girl looks like a cow.
Sorry, but this guy is like the ultimate dork and very lucky to catch on with the Cowboys. If he was QB of the Ravens or Lions, he wouldn't nearly get this much attention. That being said, I hope these 2 airheads will break up by seasons beginning and reunite AFTER a Superbowl win.
Is there really a video footage for this one? Tony does look out of shape but Jess looks great! I like her dress. :)
When is the video going to be put up?
I think a few here need to regroup & give this couple a break. How ignorant to try to decide for another human being who they should be with for a partner in life. Deal with it for gods sake!!
They look like an awesome couple & if they choose to be together it is not for anyone to make that choice for or against them.
Jessica is NOT fat!!! Those of you who say she is fat, you must be anorexic thin!!!
She's a filthy pig, and he's a loser