If memory serves us, there was a time when b-listers such as Star Jones and Jean-Claude Van - Damn, he's looking old - Damme wouldn't dare attempt a red carpet walk at the coveted annual Cannes Film Festival in France.
With random Kung-Fu Pandas and red carpet glutton Phoebe Price on the scene, the floodgates have opened to wannabes, publicity seekers and desperate divorcees. Incidentally, Ms. Jones fits all of these descriptors.
Also odd: Sean Penn walked the same red carpet event -- the Un Conte de Noel premiere on Friday -- as ex Oscar Awards date, model Petra Nemcova. Didn't he just make up with his wife Robin Wright? We caught him sans wifeypoo earlier this week, too.
Other red carpet randoms pictured: Patrick Poivre d'Arvor, Denise Rich, Sam Riley, Alexandra Maria Lara, Jean-Claude Van Damme's wife Gladys Portugues, his daughter Bianca and son Kristopher Van Varenberg.
Non randoms: Bono and Catherine Deneuve
By the way, Jean-Claude is getting a bit too cozy for comfort with his son, don't you think? Move over Hulk Hogan, here comes homo-erotic dad Damme!
Photography by AXELLE
With random Kung-Fu Pandas and red carpet glutton Phoebe Price on the scene, the floodgates have opened to wannabes, publicity seekers and desperate divorcees. Incidentally, Ms. Jones fits all of these descriptors.
Also odd: Sean Penn walked the same red carpet event -- the Un Conte de Noel premiere on Friday -- as ex Oscar Awards date, model Petra Nemcova. Didn't he just make up with his wife Robin Wright? We caught him sans wifeypoo earlier this week, too.
Other red carpet randoms pictured: Patrick Poivre d'Arvor, Denise Rich, Sam Riley, Alexandra Maria Lara, Jean-Claude Van Damme's wife Gladys Portugues, his daughter Bianca and son Kristopher Van Varenberg.
Non randoms: Bono and Catherine Deneuve
By the way, Jean-Claude is getting a bit too cozy for comfort with his son, don't you think? Move over Hulk Hogan, here comes homo-erotic dad Damme!
Photography by AXELLE



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