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Van Damme Gross Out Perpetual

G is for Gossip: 05/19/2008 5:20 PM
Even when he's not salivating in his family's hair, Jean-Claude Van Damme manages to irk us (and not simply because his name takes for-frickin'-ever to type).

The martial artiste ('cause he's in France* and stuff) spent the morning displaying his old-not-old-man physique on the balcony of the Carlton in Cannes.

We think that's a t-shirt he's throwing off the balcony, but we wouldn't put it past him if he had actually pulled a Zoolander's Hansel trick with his undies.

Shudder.


Photos by Eliot Press

*We knew that seemed wrong.

Tags:

  • Balcony,
  • Cannes,
  • Flex,
  • Flexible,
  • France,
  • French,
  • Gross,
  • Jean-Claude Van Damme,
  • Muscles,
  • Posing

6 Comments

buh says:

he's belgian.

May 20, 2008 10:02 AM
Bongo says:

eeeuuuh??

and??

May 20, 2008 12:07 PM
Gini says:

He's not french!

May 20, 2008 12:52 PM
PLUIS says:

PLAIN HOT!!

May 20, 2008 5:36 PM
b says:

Is that James Caan?

May 23, 2008 5:41 AM
toni says:

hi.thenks

May 24, 2008 8:13 AM

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