Even when he's not salivating in his family's hair, Jean-Claude Van Damme manages to irk us (and not simply because his name takes for-frickin'-ever to type).
The martial artiste ('cause he's in France* and stuff) spent the morning displaying his old-not-old-man physique on the balcony of the Carlton in Cannes.
We think that's a t-shirt he's throwing off the balcony, but we wouldn't put it past him if he had actually pulled a Zoolander's Hansel trick with his undies.
Shudder.
Photos by Eliot Press
*We knew that seemed wrong.
The martial artiste ('cause he's in France* and stuff) spent the morning displaying his old-not-old-man physique on the balcony of the Carlton in Cannes.
We think that's a t-shirt he's throwing off the balcony, but we wouldn't put it past him if he had actually pulled a Zoolander's Hansel trick with his undies.
Shudder.
Photos by Eliot Press
*We knew that seemed wrong.
he's belgian.
eeeuuuh??
and??
He's not french!
PLAIN HOT!!
Is that James Caan?
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