It's Official: Tom Cruise Is a Wind-Up Toy

And very nearly life-size!

Hmm; and all along, we thought Kate was the automaton in that relationship.

Tom and Kate were in New York last night for the Metropolitan Museum Costume Institute's gala after party, held at Bungalow 8.

Other notables in attendance were Hilary Duff, Amber Valetta, Naomi Watts and the always-lovely Donatella Versace.

Looking good, kids! And the jacket's tailored so well that we barely noticed the giant key protruding from the middle of Tom's back.

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Photography by KRIEGER