Madonna's Biceps Impress, Frighten Us

The One They Call Madge touched down at Paris' Le Bourget airport in a private jet today. The singer is expected to perform a  private gig at Olympia in promotion for her new Hard Candy album.

Sure, we're pretty awestruck by the whole private jet thing. And we're surprised to see her lugging her own bags.

But we're thoroughly bowled over by Madonna's bulging arms. What, are those bags filled with lead?

Good to see that those daily gym visits have yielded results, Madge. But we have to admit, we're a little intimidated by your newfound burliness. We're probably gonna have nightmares about you putting us in a headlock and giving us a noogie that reaches clear into our brains.

Someone, please hold us. Gently.

Photography by ELIOT PRESS