Don't hate on our man Frankie Muniz. He may have made his name playing a geek on Malcolm in the Middle,
but these days he's a total bada**, if you know what we're saying.
(Hint: replace each asterisk with the letter "s." Get it now? That's
right; we said it.)
For one thing, in addition to acting he's a race-car driver, which is not an activity for wu**ies (see above for instructions), y'all.
Secondly, check out his shirt. You see what's on it? A skull. Which means he is not to be messed with. And he accessorizes his shirt with a swaggering lurch that would surely strike fear into the heart of Chuck Norris, if Norris hadn't died in that fiery plane crash last week (we think).
Finally, even though he just broke up with his fiancée, Jamie Gandy, Frankie's already back in the saddle, yo. Today he was spotted leaving a Pavilions grocery store with a new squeeze. Frankie walked several paces in front of her, checking the area for potential threats, before the two of them zipped off in his Smart Car.
Okay, so we're not sure about the whole Smart Car thing. But make no mistake: Frankie Muniz could split you in two with his steely gaze. So don't even think about it, chump.
Photography by DAVE/ZFI
For one thing, in addition to acting he's a race-car driver, which is not an activity for wu**ies (see above for instructions), y'all.
Secondly, check out his shirt. You see what's on it? A skull. Which means he is not to be messed with. And he accessorizes his shirt with a swaggering lurch that would surely strike fear into the heart of Chuck Norris, if Norris hadn't died in that fiery plane crash last week (we think).
Finally, even though he just broke up with his fiancée, Jamie Gandy, Frankie's already back in the saddle, yo. Today he was spotted leaving a Pavilions grocery store with a new squeeze. Frankie walked several paces in front of her, checking the area for potential threats, before the two of them zipped off in his Smart Car.
Okay, so we're not sure about the whole Smart Car thing. But make no mistake: Frankie Muniz could split you in two with his steely gaze. So don't even think about it, chump.
Photography by DAVE/ZFI
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