We're kidding, of course.
At tonight's Kung Fu Panda premiere at the 61st Annual Cannes Film Festival, Caucasian Bai Ling Phoebe Price showed up and solidified our basis for all of this.
Now that we've wiped the vomit from our chins:
In actual news, the premiere was magical. Look. At. Angelina. Jolie.
Incredible.
Also in attendance? Brad Pitt (swoon). Jack Black... aight. Rachael Leigh Cook and a furry Daniel Gillies. Eva Longoria wearing Bjork's swan dress refashioned into an actual gown. Mary Hart. Natalie Imbruglia. Eye candy Aishwarya Rai (whose dress kinda let us down, to be honest). Amanda Sthers (say how?). George Lucas totally worked it. Lucy Liu. Dustin Hoffman with his shirt on. And Sergio Castellitto.
Shazam!
Enjoy the ha-uge gallery of photos.
Photos by AXELLE
At tonight's Kung Fu Panda premiere at the 61st Annual Cannes Film Festival, Caucasian Bai Ling Phoebe Price showed up and solidified our basis for all of this.
Now that we've wiped the vomit from our chins:
In actual news, the premiere was magical. Look. At. Angelina. Jolie.
Incredible.
Also in attendance? Brad Pitt (swoon). Jack Black... aight. Rachael Leigh Cook and a furry Daniel Gillies. Eva Longoria wearing Bjork's swan dress refashioned into an actual gown. Mary Hart. Natalie Imbruglia. Eye candy Aishwarya Rai (whose dress kinda let us down, to be honest). Amanda Sthers (say how?). George Lucas totally worked it. Lucy Liu. Dustin Hoffman with his shirt on. And Sergio Castellitto.
Shazam!
Enjoy the ha-uge gallery of photos.
Photos by AXELLE
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