Angelina Jolie's Pregnant Assistant, Same Due Date

Please, you didn't know her name before until someone mentioned it.

they have the same exact color hair too!, SWF much?

Holly her assistant is carrying Jolie's babies as the surrogate. JOlie's pregnancy is fake for PR effect...which worked in Cannes as the interest buzz was ALL about her 'twins'.

I believe the surrogate bit. JOlie's arms, legs and face are thin as before - absolutely NO swelling that you would expect with TWINS! PLus, it is very ulikely that a pregnant woman would still have bulging veins in her scrawny arms so late in pregnancy. With SHiloh Jolie walked around the airports showing her tummy. ALl she wears now are large mumu dresses that only show her fake enlarged breasts.

Only the idiot fans of Jennifer Aniston would create such stories about Angelina having a surrogate!!!

Geez, grow up people, only your barren idol cannot get pregnant!! All the rest HW women are healthy and fertile especially Angelina.

They are also stupid to believe that Angelina or even Holly would tell people and worst the Bauer griffin paps on their exact due date!!

Only the idiot fans of Jennifer Aniston would create stories about Angelina having a surrogate! Grow up jenhags, only your idol cannot get pregnant, the rest of HW actresses are healthy and fertile.

Also, only stupid people would believe that Angelina or even Holly would tell the paps like Bauer Griffin their exact due date!!!

Only the idiot fans of Jennifer Aniston would create stories about Angelina having a surrogate! Grow up jenhags, only your idol cannot get pregnant, the rest of HW actresses are healthy and fertile, especially Angelina.

Also, only stupid people would believe that Angelina or even Holly would tell the paps like Bauer Griffin their exact due date!!!

Jennifer Aniston will DIE childless.

I find the comment about Aniston dying childless deeply offensive and disgusting. Has feminism passed this you by?

We've seen Angelina's big belly on the balcony . She's pregnant . I have read that Holly's husband also works with Angelina... i think he's security or something.

are you kidding me? Why are you idiots bashing on Jennifer Anniston. If you look at history 99% of Angelina's men were in a relationship when they starting being with her. Get your facts straight and stop glorifying a woman who is a repeat home breaker.

OMG! You guys are funny!

Who are you talking about anon? Billy bob is the one with the history as a repeat home breaker... the man has been married 5 times. Before Angelina he left his wife for Laura Dern then he left dern for Angie. As for Brad Pitt? it's pretty obvious he chased Jolie down like a heat seeking missile.

Angie ain't even over BBT ... why do you think Brad Pitt has the same tattoos Angelina shared with BBT on his back? Rotflmao

Even Angelina's assistant is prettier than Jennifer Aniston. LOL!

Aw, look at "lame" one of Angie's dyke fans.

Sorry sweetie, as much as you want it she's not gonna lick your tw*t.

Holly has been with Angie since after she made the first Tomb Raider movie. Angie was Maid of Honor at Holly's wedding. They're best friends and it's great that they're able to share their pregnancies together.

One other thing - Jolie is NOT due in August. Dustin Hoffman made that date up. Or haven't you moronic pappies figured that out yet? Why would he know her due date and divulge it after Jack Black's big slip-up? IF Jolie wanted people to know her due date she had ample opportunity to tell people herselves - and yet she didn't. Nor did anyone bother to ask her if Dustin Hoffman was telling the truth. You all just assumed that he was. That's called a "clue". Hoffman's a great actor - he does have a couple of Oscars - but you guys are also massively stupid.

Jolie is due in late July and will most likely deliver early because twins rarely go full-term. Because of her previous C-section she's not a good candidate for VBAC, so she'll have a scheduled C-section no later than mid-July. If she goes any longer than that I'll be very surprised.

BTW, I have no connection to the Jolie-Pitts, so don't ask how I know this stuff. What I have is the power of deductive reasoning and common sense- both of which the tabloids and pappies are severely lacking.

not all women gets the swelling face, legs and arms when they're pregnant even if they are carrying a single baby or twins.

But did you see her belly on the balcony? or was it the view with the balcony rail running straight t hrought the middle? Jolie has gained no weight really, she also does not look pregnant if you look at old pictures of her from before (when she was pregnant with Shilo) she looked way softer. everything is a staged act with this one!

Not to mention What woman wer 3-4 inch heels when pregnant with twins? and there is no swelling in her feet at all look at the photo?

http://bauergriffinonline.com/2008/05/angelina-jolies-pregnant-assis.php?bfm_index=3&bfm_page=0

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'M HEARING THIS WHERE IS NATIONAL ENQUIERER,SO I WAS RIGHT, BELIEVE ME I'M TELLING THE TRUTH, EVERY TIME I SAW JOLIE'S PICTURES I WOULD THINK SHE IS NOT REALLY PREGNANT, BECAUSE I SAW HER PICTURES WHEN SHE WAS PREGNANT WITH SHILOH (THIS IS THE SAME JOLIE WHO WAS ALSO THIN SO DON'T GIVE THAT CRAP THAT IS THIN), IN EVERY STAGE, AND AFTER HAVING HER BABY , SHE WAS LIKE A NORMAL PREGNANT LADY, BUT NOT THIS TIME EVEN THOUGH SHE HAS TWINS.

I'M HOPING HER PERSONAL ASSISTANT WRITES A BOOK OMG THAT WOULD BE AWESOME THE STRANGE THINGS THAT WE WOULD KNOW ABOUT THESE TWO(BRAD & ANGIE).
I WOULD BE KEEPING THE BABIES AFTER THEY'RE BORN, THE ASSISTANT IS SO STUPID, IF SHE DOESN'T KEEP THE BABIES.

to: annie

the assistant is even prettier that angie, just look, when i looked at the picture, the assistant cut my attention first and i thought who is that beautiful lady who is prettier than angie.

Honestly Jolie is the most pretentious, skankiest, baby collector there is. when I see this woman I don't thank WOW what a "stunning mummy!" I think (A)What the Hell does she have on Brad Pitt for him to stay in this freak show of domestic cohabitation, and (B)She reminds me of a roach with a sack of eggs (and you know it's time to call the exterminator!
Madox,Zahara, Pax, Shiloh are all beautiful children, placed on parade to make the Heroin inspired guru appear less stomach turning! I am just glad all people are not blinded by the smoke mirrors and bright lights.

Has anyone noticed how long & thick her veins are. They're actually protruding! What's wrong with her? GROSS!

Hey miss get real, she is due in August. Sorry but real information trumps your deductive reasoning and I am not referencing Hoffman.

you know what makes me laugh the most? jennifer aniston fans getting FREAKED OUT by the rumors about her that started surfacing lately. and as always they make up creepy stuff like "the pregnancy is not real." haha.

defamer and Productshop NYC blog wrote about jennifer aniston's hot and steamy lesbian affair with a girl in new york.

I went to that blog and the link is broken -- no surprises there huh?

apparently this rumored lesbian affair happened BEFORE 2005. but in a strange way it recently started to show up in blogs AND in people's comments. google it.

remember brad pitt's reaction back in 2001 after jennifer's winona kiss and the much more steamier lesbian kiss on mellissa etheredige's video... he reportedly said "what's going on?"

for the lazy people:

http://defamer.com/hollywood/gossip/jennifer-aniston-secret-hot-lesbian-action-33622.php

if the pregnancy is not fake , then we should see assistant'bay or babies and angies as well, i hope they the assistant gives birth, she doen't disappear from the face of earth, to prevent us from finding out.

What the Hell does Jennifer aniston have to do with any of this? Jolie has truly done a good job at making her self into the world's largest skank on earth!
it's just a shame some are blinded by the bright lights
think of it folks Billy-Bob Ran for the hills and hid out for days! look it up if you don't believe me!

open your eyes, cool down. panicking much?

No Panic here! it's just disgusting to see people use children as a shield for bad PR, when it can be be avoided by just being responsible for you actions. "Hmmm" tell me you don't feel sorry for those kids? and yes we can all say that they are in a better place now then where they were when Jolie collected them. but really you have to question Ms. Jolie's motives

you stupid fans of jennifer who wants to keep looking young and sexy forever, she did not put her husband before her job so imagine what she told him when he wanted kids? Angelina did not steal him, brad clearly left jennifer and ran to angelina he wanted her because she was a real woman who wanted to bring babies (blessings)to this world, jennifer is a disgrace, she cant look young forever, who will take care of her when she is old and deep down no man will want her, she makes my stomach crawl to even think of a woman who had the hottest guy in the world and not want to hav his child?

I really really really really really really think angie is way more beautiful in body and looks than jennifer, jennifer can kiss my ass and all her fans, caz me and angie are beautiful women, lol

for all you fans of jennifer!

You people are nuts....Angelina is pregnant! Anonymous: Christina Aguilera wore 5" heels when pregnant as well as Jennifer Lopez so stop looking for excuses.

Before I'd even heard about the rumors of a fake pregnancy I was thinking that AJ didn't really look pregnant. I'm neither a fan or hater btw. My sister recently gave birth to twins. She was as thin as AJ w/similiar build,except more toned (marathon runner). At 5 months she had swelling in her hands,ankles, feet. Her face had gotten fuller as well. At 7 months she was as big as a full term pregnancy. She delived at 36 weeks and was HUGE. It literally looked as if she had one of those large exercise balls under her shirt. She had "cankles" and the only shoes that fit were a pair of mens extra wide flip flops. This is a girl who was very fit,was working out, until her 7th month and gained only the recommended amount of weight. Oh and she is 25 yrs old,way younger than AJ. Still, she blew up with fluid,lie a water balloon. There is no way to avoid this unless one takes diuretics which would be very harmful to the babies. AJ just doesn't look pregnant,especially w/twins.

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Wow. When I was pregnant, I gained little weight, only had the big round belly, never had swollen feet until the day AFTER I gave birth, have always had very prominent veins (which makes nurses love me), and had three friends who were all due within a week of me.

I had NO idea this meant I was not really pregnant. I wish I knew who my kids' real mother is.

Seriously, you guys are probably the same people who think the moon landing was a hoax.

LA Times AND the NY Times are calling Jolie a Liar
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/thedishrat/2008/06/where-is-angeli.html citing this blog
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/04/business/media/04cbs.html?ref=media.

Remember Holly worked for a part of turner broadcasting that did pr for cnn.

Please leave Jennifer Anniston out of this obviously devious-smelling story.

Angelina Jolie and her journalism-advertising trained mate Brad Pitt hav a good knack for publicity and smok & mirrors.

Angelina is beautiful and an expert at faking intrigue but face it, she killed her pets, brags to the press about having guns (I man who would NOT shoot an intruder peps?) and makes violent movies, and mugs modeling shoots with that nutcracking megajawline (call her Jawlie!) Can you spell nonsequitur? (I can't!) Hypocrit? How bout Hype?

A humanitarian????

Will we wake up and smell the coffee we've been being duped by the traveling dog and orphan show? They stir it all up and make it look like the world is obsessed because they're experts and creating a "mystery"

JAWlie and Pitt No amount of spin and glitter or money can cover the cheap stunts of this duo.

The more the "haters" rave about her, trying desperately to spin every bit of bullsh*t into gold, the worse they look and the better she looks. I wouldn't be at all surprised to know these same morons read the National Enquirer as their main news source. Snort!

Angie said in her most recent interview with Vanity Fair that 95% of what the tabloids write about her and Brad is untrue. I have no problem believing that. It's a sad statement on society that some people can actually be that dumb but we see examples of it everyday! Anyway . . . Angie's on top of the world with Brad and their kids at her side. Love, love, love the Jolie-Pitts!

You should never try to compare Angelina with Aniston. It's like comparing diamonds to zircon. They are not in the same league AT ALL. Aniston is a very dull, TV girl who is trying desperately to hold onto her youth and is starting to appear a fool to the public. Like, John-pissing-Mayer???!??? WTF? Why is she still rocking the same hair-do for twenty years? She seems content to suntan for the rest of her life. Oh well. It is her life after all to do with what she wants.

Angie on the other hand is already an Academy Award winner, has four children, does humanitarion work, living with Brad Pitt in the south of France!!! Does it get any better? She's having the time of her life. Anyone who knows her speaks so highly of her as do all her peers. It's clear to see that she is a remarkable woman with a large heart and stunningly beautiful.

DON'T BE SO STUPID! OF COURSE SHE'S PREGNANT! HONESTLY - SOME OF YOU SOUND SO DUMB OR IMMATURE OR SOMETHING. USE YOUR HEADS.

To anone: Only an idiot would post the same response, three times.

I believe Jolie is indeed pregnant. I also believe she and her assistant might have been involved in the "leaking" of her early delivery. Why? More profitable gain when she actually has the twins.

I am an avid celebrity gossip reader. I can't walk by a magazine stand in a grocery store and not know what's going on out there in 'celebville'.
After reading this book called Dealing with Divas, I wanted to become a personal assistant. This book is full of halarious stories that would make anyone either want or not want to be a personal assistant. I think it would be lots of fun.
And do I ever love Angelina Jolie. I think believe whatever you want to believe...they are good people and if only every celebrity could open their own foster home!! What a great world this would be!

I hope Angelina Jolie will have a boy and girl as her twins in August.

I'm not a hater of either Angie or Jen... I'm just curious what the kids will look like...LMAO!! Anyway, in the pics you can see Angie's belly button is popping out. I do think she is pg. It would be rather silly to fake a pg just for attention.

I will say that she is WAY too skinny for having twins in her belly. Personally, I think she is trying to stay as skinny as possible (riskng the babies health) so it's easier for her to lose the "baby-fat" and regain the "sexy celeb" look later. PPL will be "astonished" that she can pull it off AGAIN.

If you look at both Angie and her assistant (asst only carrying 1 baby??) you can tell that the assistant has some "baby weight" on. THAT is how a preg woman normally looks (yes ppl- I have 4 kids). I wish Angie and Brad's kids a healthy, happy life.

Anyway... just my two cents

Time for the assistant to "get a life" (their favorite statement) - know what I mean??? LOL. Who's the tough looking old pock face? Just around for another free ride?

All of you praising Jolie are brain washed by the media, your tramp is not perfect, evidently all of you are home-wreckers, the reason you praise her so highly!!! Brain washed retards!!

Bauer Griffin, please find out if holly had her baby & get pics if you can. She has disappeared and people want to know since she was pregnant at the same time jolie was.
thanks!

WOW at the bitching get over it

ITS SAD THAT BITCHES LIKE MS. GOTHIC STEALS HUBBIES AND WITH THE LATEST ONE QUICKLY PRODUCED LIKE RABBITS TO HANG ON AS SHE WAS GETING OLDER...BOTOX AND NOSE JOBS TO KEP THE PRETENSE AND LOOKING YOUNG! PITY THE BIO- KIDS WITH THE PITT-JOL GENES..EVENTUALLY THY WILL END UP LIKE CURSED MAM AND PAP...HUBBY STEALERS...DRUGGIES..PIMPS...BLOOD COLLECTORS...SAD ACTORS...WOMANISERS..HOME WRECKERS...AND PRETEND HUMANITARIANS!!!
ITS IN THEIR BLOOD..THE ADOPTED ONES SADLY ARE IN THE SAME WORLD. THEY PITTS SHOULD STOP TAKING MORE KIDS AND EXPOSING THEM TO THEIR SHAMEFUL LIVES..ITS NOT GIVING THEM A GOOD HOME, ITS GIVING THEM A SHITTY EXPOSURE TO LIFE. SO STAY AWAY FROM THE ASIAN KIDS AND WRECK THE DARN US ORPHANS.....BITCH.