So, BauerGriffinOnline, why the excessively long headline?

Well, Reader, we'll tell you.

Know what Hugh Jackman did this morning?

He got up and to Bondi Beach by 6:30 a.m. where he proceeded to take a jog then take a dip in the ocean.

Oh.  And it was 48 degrees outside!!!  (Fahrenheit.  9 degrees Centigrade.)

Hugh was joined by pal Michael Ryan and, after the dip, they toweled off, headed back to their cars (Hugh, with a pair of Prada dress shoes in hand...?) and drove off, presumably to go do laundry on each others' stomachs.

We'd like to take this moment to thank Hugh.  While most people would be asleep/clothed/indoors in similar circumstances, Hugh selflessly displayed his mostly undressed self to make the world a better place.

Such a giver, that one.

Like, lots of good pictures.  Like... lots.












Photos by David G. Morgan

Amongst rumors that his lady Brooke Mueller is knocked up, Charlie Sheen did the honorable thing (yup, we actually are talking about that Charlie Sheen) and married her last night.

The couple covered a Beverly Park Estates property in a whole buncha tents (it's how Hollywood weds these days) and said their "I do's."

Looks like one tent is set up over the mansion's basketball court.  You can see the hoop sticking out over the top.

Think the two held the reception in that tent, or do you think they pledged their love on a basketball court?  We sincerely hope it's the latter.

Well, Denise Richards. This is where we mention you.  With it being obligatory and all...


Photos by ZFI/DAVE

Just look at these two love roosters! They're like two peas in a man-love pod.

Actors Paul Rudd and Jason Segel walk around on the set of their latest film, I Love You, Man, in Venice Beach, California on Thursday.

I'm sure they have a lot to catch up on since the success of Knocked Up, in which they both starred.

Boys, it's okay to share the love. The perfect accessory for your future man-dates: the man-purse.

Gossip Girls Michelle Trachtenberg and Leighton Meester showed up to the opening of Chanel's new concept boutique in Los Angeles on Thursday along with a gaggle of hot starlets -- including the beautiful Rachel Bilson (so jealous that she's dating Hayden Christensen!)

Black was a popular color, but everyone rocked their outfits their own way.

Other lovely ladies who arrived include: Angie Harmon (in black, white and burnt orange), Malin Akerman (in black pant ensemble), Ever Carradine (in a high-waisted plaid poodle skirt), Kathy Hilton (wearing some presumably real gold chains to rival any rapper), Kirsty Hume and Donovan Leitch (she in black, he in blue), January Jones, Maria Menounos, Emma Roberts and Tracee Ellis Ross (yes, Diana's daughter).

Which frock is your favorite? Vote in the comments area!

Eva Longoria and Tommy Lee both showed up at hot Los Angeles restaurant Beso on the same night (Thursday). We just love to imagine that Tommy crashed Eva's dinner...

"Eva, when is your sex tape going to come out with Tony Parker? I'm feelin' that Latin-French connection. I would totally Netflix that action!... Are you going to eat that?"

"Um, Tommy, quit drinking our champagne."

Who is Whitney Port, really?

We know her as Lauren Conrad's much hotter coworker on MTV reality show The Hills. We also know she experienced an unintentional nip slip recently and was rumored to have stolen Ashley Olsen's man (you go, girl!).

But as we saw her grabbing lunch on trendy Robertson street in West Hollywood with a friend at Newsroom Cafe on Friday, we realized much of the long-legged blonde remains a mystery (except for her nip, that is).

We do know Ms. Port likes to keep her personal life as private as possible... and this includes her family life. But with an aristocratic name such as hers, the fact she seems rather unimpressed by her own fame and adding that she is more concerned with her career in fashion, we are left to wonder if she is a filthy rich trust fund baby.

After her friendly lunch, she and her friend walked to Vionnet clothing boutique and did some window shopping.

We feel like the police here when we say: If you have any information on this tall blond, let us know (in the comments area)!

It's just another day in pseudo-celebrity land...

Cisco Adler finds it hard to keep his hands off his date outside Foxtail nightclub in Los Angeles on Thursday night (presumably after he watched the Lakers win).

Isn't it comforting to know that some things never change?


Photography by GARRY

She came, she worked, she went on strike, she conquered... Rome.

Julia Roberts and husband Daniel Moder board a private jet at Ciampino airport in Rome, Italy, with their youngest son Henry Daniel Moder on Friday.

Go Julia (literally)!

This just baffles us.

Is London chock full of orphans or do these kids' parents actually allow them to go knocking at the door of a known drug-abuser?

It seems that if you're under 13, calling upon one Amy Winehouse at her own residence and requesting she autograph your skateboard or basketball is A-okay.

Is that kid on the right checking out Wino's Star of David on her massive baller's chain, or is he actually eyeing her upper lady bits?  Charming.  He'll probably grow up to be just like this dude... which might actually make his negligent mother proud.












Photos by Big Pictures

Riddle me this: What do you get when you mix Scrubs star Donald Faison with his son Sean Faison-Ince?

(We are slightly embarrassed by the cheesy-but-true answer we are about to give)... Double the absolute, virtually indisputable adorableness! And if you dare to disagree, fight it out with us in the comments area!

The father and son walked West Broadway in Soho on Thursday before going into glasses shop where Donald tried on shades.

Lookin' good pop!

You can't keep a lady from her baby puppy...

After a long flight from New York where she was filming a movie with her belt-buddy Kate Hudson, Anne Hathaway is met at the airport in Los Angeles on Thursday by a man-helper and her black French bulldog-slash-guard.

The pup's ears stand on high alert, honing for any possible trouble to his owner. If confronted, he has stashed away a retractable machete in his red collar.

Little does the little canine know that his paws are essentially as effective as two disposable thumbs, rendering him unable to firmly grasp the weapon.

It's the thought that counts, right?

Oh SNAP!

We knew the day was coming.  And, like the arrival of Spring lamb (or something), here it is.

Phoebe Price done got denied.

Rejected.

OH THE HUMANITY!!!!

Last night, our favorite professional poser/Caucasian Bai Ling was denied entrance to the party of the new Coco Chanel store opening on Robertson Blvd.  Apparently, the Coco Chanel store stopped on its way out the door, looked in the mirror, and decided to remove one guest from its list.  Good choice.

It seems Phoebe's computer print out was not sufficient evidence of fame.  Perhaps she can come over one day and we'll give her a proper lesson in Photoshop so she can produce more convincing false invitations.

The Phoebester was spotted wearing that same random foliage antennae head piece at a Cannes event.  By the by, Chanel, way to out-class Cannes.

So, what does a professional poser do in retaliation?  Why, pose next to signs announcing a D&G store, of course.

Way to show 'em, Phoebes.












Photos by GARRY

Smiles compliments of INSANITY

Will someone pah-lease hire her!?  We're starting to feel bad... almost.

The short week fooled you, didn't it? Here's to Friday's Blog Jam sneaking up on all of us!...

Bauer-Griffin Online observes that Angelina Jolie is still pregnant.

Pacific Coast News sees that Tori Spelling craves wieners.

INF Daily notes that Kate Hudson and son Ryder use the same hairdresser (well, not really).

Splash Online offers us the many faces of Suri Cruise!

Just Jared is too nice to Natalie Portman's girlie man.

A Socialite's Life keenly surmises that pretty on-screen b*tches like Chanel.

Celebslam makes fun of a, frankly, sad Spears ruling.

Go Fug Yourself wants you to vote on Fergie's frock.

The Gossip Girls sees that Amy Winehouse is doing it for the kids.

Popsugar questions whether J.Lo and Marc Anthony can make it without a nanny.

Celebrity Baby Blog gives you sad (to us) Jolie dad Jon Voight.

What Would Tyler Durden Do piggy backs with more Jolie news: She made the Vanity Fair cover.

Pink is the new Blog gives you Coloring and the City (you have to see the movie to get it).

  
Brace yourself... we're talking a little b-ball:

The L.A. Lakers picked off defending champs the Spurs to make their way to the NBA finals on Thursday night. Who was there to witness the domination, you ask? Like, freakin' everyone and their brother:

Sean P. Diddy Combs was blue-toothin it as he made his way to Staples Center in Los Angeles.

Cisco Adler A/K/A Dong Juan (truthfully, we just made that nickname up) showed up with friends.

David Arquette grabbed a seat for the game sans Courtney Cox. (Are they having problems, as rumors have indicated, or was she just home takin' care of the youngin'? Hmmm..)

Music chart-topper Josh Groban made it to the pivotal game as did David Spade (with a taller, brunette hottie -- Brooke Shields complex much, David?) , Dustin Hoffman, Tobey Maguire and his wife Jennifer Meyer.
 

This is truly a first for the usually flawless Demi Moore: She is looking a tad, um... frumpy!

We ran into she and hottie-hubby Ashton Kutcher at LAX international airport in Los Angeles on Thursday. The couple tried their best to remain incognito while making their way to an awaiting limousine... to no avail.

Demi's hair could have benefited from a good brushing as she appeared dressed down. But hey, we can't blame her for traveling in comfort! Don't pretend you don't do it!

If you look closely, you will also notice Demi's strange tattoo-like markings on both of her wrist. What is that about!?

Take your best guess in the comments area!

Ahhh.  Remember that time when Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt got married in Louisiana?

Yeah.  Neither do we!

Camp Jolie-Pitt is no stranger to fueling the rumor mill.

That said, remember that time when we reported Jolie shopping for gender-neutral baby clothes for her twins?

Yeah.  We totally remember that.  It was awesome.

Also, Chateau Miraval?  Purchased?  We think not.  Rumblings in the Jolie-Pitt world are that, until they actually do make a purchase, the couple have rented out the massive place which is actually a functioning hotel.

Rumors that Angelina Jolie gave birth to twins got spa-looged all over the interwebs this morning.

However, our ears have perked up and heard whisperings alluding otherwise.

In fact, not only have we heard Jolie still has the twins in tact, we've heard it's a girl and a boy-- not two girls.

But alas, time will tell.

Hold on to it Shiloh.  Hold on.

In the meantime, check out these photos of Brad and Angelina getting a delivery of the non-human type.  Some serious-looking security equipment was delivered to their Miraval French compound yesterday.

Yesterday, we caught petite superwoman Kelly Ripa making a mad dash into the Regis and Kelly show by way of the building's garage.

And then, we caught one Regis Philbin taking a stroll across Columbus Avenue while taking a day off from the show.

Was Reg' playing hooky?  We hope he's okay!

Wave away, kids.  Wave away.











EXCLUSIVE photos by DISCIULLO

Keanu Reeves landed at Los Angeles International Airport yesterday afternoon and, were it not for his swoon-worthy handsome/internationally famous mug, he could easily have faded into the crowd.

But, oh Keanu fans, not on our watch!

Keanu was returning from a recent trip to New York.

L.A. just got a little better looking.












EXCLUSIVE photos by FRIOLO

These photos of Kate Hudson and her son Ryder Russell Robinson have us longing for the days of piggy backing.

As Kate left her trailer on the NYC set of Bride Wars, Ryder shifted carriers and continued his ride on the back of Kate's assistant.  Word on the street is that Kate has another rider in her life in the form of one Lance Armstrong.

Oddly, unlike with this youngster, we are a-okay with Ryder's luxurious locks, ponytailed or not.












Photos by DISCIULLO

If Posh Spice won't smile, her clothes will do it for her.

This afternoon, we caught the non-smiler making her way into Shutter's on the Beach in Santa Monica for lunch.  And by lunch, we of course mean moving her food around on the plate, then emptying the salt shaker on it, covering it with a napkin, and asking for the bill. 

Mrs. Victoria Beckham carried a large yellow purse to match her happy face-hued dress.  Plus, she's made some sun-kissed additions to her signature bob just in time for summer.











EXCLUSIVE photos by DEAN/JASON M

Jessica Simpson.  You're doing a country album.  We get it.

Today, Jessica really beat the sh*t out of the nail head by landing at LAX, from Dallas, in a suede cowboy hat.

Now, to her credit, she wasn't also wearing cowboy boots.

But, c'mon.

Well, you're hot either way.  Lovely smile, as usual.  And your BFFHS Ken Paves is confusing us in these photos... in regards to teams... and for which he plays.












EXCLUSIVE photos by GABO/FRIOLO

As news spreads that Tori Spelling has signed on to do some episodes of CW's 90210 spinoff, the pregnant botched plastic surgery survivor actress celebrated pink in an array of ways...

Wearing a hot pink dress on Wednesday, Tori showed up at the popular Pink's Hot Dogs stand in Hollywood with husband Dean McDermott and their son Liam Aaron to promote their reality show.

The girlie color also later made an appearance in her pregnancy-and-hot-dog-related puke. We're guessing she only likes 'em with ketchup.

Everyone came out of the woodwork for the You Don't Mess with the Zohan world premiere on Wednesday in Hollywood. And we mean everyone: The Hoff and... Mrs. Garrett, is that you!?

Adam Sandler was looking rather gross, disheveled and was even chewing gum as he walked the red carpet with his pregnant wife Jackie. Adam, we know you like the Yankees and blue jeans. We get it. But you could clean up a little for your own movie premiere!

Former Sandler cast mate from SNL, Rob Schneider showed up, camera in hand, with babelicious Natalia Guslistaya. What's that about?

Others who rolled up to the event: Malin Akerman (blonde in a short black dress), Emmanuelle Chriqui (brunette wearing a tan dress), Jenna Dewan (in orange), Anna Faris (in creme and gold), a seemingly sober David Hasselhoff with is daughter Hayley, Perrey Reeves (from Entourage), Charlotte Rae (who played Mrs. Garrett on The Facts of Life in the '80s), David Spade, Emma Stone, and Marissa Jaret Winokur.

What a scalawag!

Actor Olivier Martinez (remember him as the dirty whore other man in Unfaithful?) is apparently doing some cheating in real life; and on his girlfriend's birthday, mind you!

Let us review the facts:

Mr. Martinez is spotted on Wednesday afternoon picking up a French newspaper at a newsstand, then later meeting up with friends for lunch at Italian restaurant Angelini Osteria in Los Angeles. During the meal he gets friendly and cozy with a mystery girl, eating off her plate, and then apparently allowing her to pay for the meal. And all this on longtime girlfriend, Kylie Minogue's, 40th birthday!

Rumors have been going around, for days now, that he keeps pulling stunts like these because he wants out with Kylie. 

Is our favorite Aussie pop princess-slash-cancer survivor in denial? Kylie, you can do better!

Check out McSteamy's sweet ride!

Grey's Anatomy star Eric Dane dines at Caffe Primo on Sunset Blvd. with a friend on Wednesday in Los Angeles.

After the meal, Dane drives off in his silver bullet of a Porsche.

Eric, you can pick us up anytime!

Yesterday, England played the USA in a Friendly International Match held at the Wembley Arena in London, England.  Our favorite Brit players, David Beckham and Ashley Cole (who has the hottest wife ever), hit the lawn for some good old fashioned silly face-making.  Although, some Brit named Peter Crouch takes our top prize for goofiest mid-play facial contortion.

Oh, we can hardly wait for the next World Cup!   It's a magical time when bloody noses will require shirts be removed (and abs be bared) and the promise of head butts to the chest will draw us out of bed at ungodly hours.

Check out the super patriotic USA fans.  Way to hop the pond to lend support!  Also... we lost.  But, good try.  Maybe if that chick hadn't worn a scarf of indecision, the US might have fared better!

20+ photos in the gallery!






















Photos by BIG PICTURES

Are you trying to shed a few pounds?

Do you want to frolic on the beach this summer in minuscule, overpriced shreds of fabric?

Well, we at BauerGriffinOnline are kind enough to help you reach your goal.

All you have to do is browse this here gallery of the Osmonds-- especially just before a meal.

No, seriously.  Just peruse this gallery of the Osmonds doing something somewhere and you may lose your desire to eat.  Ever.

(Right in time for lunch.  *ding*  Told you we're generous.)












Huh.  Marie looks nice.

Photos by BIG PICTURES

Hey look!  It's those two real-breasted girls from that MTV show.

You know.  Lauren.  And... Lauren.

This morning, Lauren Conrad and Lauren "Lo" Bosworth did something we do only when our parents force us to:  Wake up at a decent hour and eat breakfast.

Lauren^2 was spotted grabbing a pre-noon bite at The Griddle on Sunset Blvd.  The mere thought of their "larger than our head" pancakes (or "larger than two of Heidi Montag's tiny head" pancakes), especially their Oreo variety, has us reconsidering our late slumbering.  But then again, we can always spend those late morning hours happily dreaming about said pancakes.  So, looks like we win.












Photos by GABO

As one of the most-frequent Maxim and Stuff hotties as of late, Mila Kunis may finally be worried about the objectification of her sexy side hurting her career.

Deep in conversation with friends at Hugo's in Los Angeles on Wednesday, we can only imagine what little Mila is saying:

"If I hadn't done that lingerie spread, I may have gotten the lead in Atonement. Keira Knightley is such a g*d d*mned goodie two-shoes! And what's up with Cate Blanchett? Does she think she is too good for oiled-bodied bikini shoots? Sheesh!"

Mila, there's no need to stress. We're confident your supporting role in Forgetting Sarah Marshall will get you where you want to go. And if not, you'll always have Maxim... that is, until you start getting cellulite.
 




















EXCLUSIVE photography by FRIOLO

The ladies who dress together stay together, right?

We caught Anne Hathaway and Kate Hudson wearing similarly-styled belted coats on the set of their upcoming comedy, Bride Wars, on Wednesday in New York.

I wonder if Kate's new bicycle boyfriend Lance Armstrong is a sucker for the Marlo Thomas-inspired That Girl look?

 

Photography by STEVE SANDS

They're both super cute, they have great pipes and they share the same first name. But that is where their similarities end...

One David (Cook) is a winner while the other... LOSER! (I truly hope this doesn't get Archuleta's a-- beat by his abusive stage dad! Just stating the facts, people!)

American Idol Season 7 winner David Cook and runner-up David Archuleta exit the MTV TRL studios in midtown Manhattan on Tuesday.

Perhaps this is the last time we'll see Mr. Cook slum it with his old AI baggage. Camon, Archuleta, stop nipping at Cook's heels!

Get up, stand up... stand up for your rights, Julia!

Julia Roberts reportedly held a strike on the set of Duplicity on Wednesday in Rome, Italy.

Julia and her co-star Clive Owen were to film a romantic, kissing scene at the Fiumicino Airport, however Julia reportedly refused to continue working when a gaggle of paparazzi showed up to capture the scene themselves.

We wonder if the two later lit a doobie and listened to some Peter Tosh...





















Photography by VENTURINI

   
Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria arrives at Los Angeles International Airport on Wednesday after visiting her hometown of Corpus Christi, Texas. Clutching a blue pillow in the same fashion as would a three-year-old, it looks like she got some needed, old-fashioned Mommie & Daddy TLC while she was there.

Eva, it's okay. We all do it.


 

When we found out the man who we wish would one day father our children was actually married with kids, we literally cried out in disbelief.

Clive Owen, why why why why on earth are you taken!!!???

The British actor vacationed in Rome with his wife Sarah-Jane Fenton (insert pin into voodoo doll likeness), and their daughters, Hannah and Eve.

From his suite at Hotel De Russie on Tuesday we got to see all the glory that may never be ours: The 43-year-old revealed his freaking fantastic physique before heading out to a popular restaurant, Gusto.

*Bask, sigh, frown*

Josh Duhamel is trying to tell us something.

Whilst taking a casual stroll through the NY set of When in Rome today, the stud made this bizarre "two-fingered" hand gesture.  Does anyone know what that means?  We're not familiar...

Perhaps he was answering a question with "two."  But we don't recall asking him one.

Or, maybe he was looking for groundwater but couldn't find a stick.

You decide.

UPDATED with more photos!  Handsome alert!  Also... Shaq showed up for whatever reason...












Photos by CV-DK/ANDERSON

Jennifer Hudson looked like a ray of sunshine as she left the Hot 97 radio station in NYC's West Village today.

J. Hud flashed her big smile, showed off her new bob, and waved to fans before driving away.

Plus, she managed to stay completely composed while dealing with that guy.  If you've seen him before, you know what we're talking about.

Way to keep it classy, Ms. Hudson.












Photos by DISCUILLO

As a fine reader pointed out in this post, check out that TOTAL WINNER on the right.

Something tells us he's single, ladies.

This afternoon, Justin Chambers and his lovely wife Keisha paid a visit to the Pilgrim School in L.A.'s Korea Town.  We aren't exactly sure what he was doing there, but the couple does have five children, so we think it likely has something to do with them.

Justin appeared to be in great spirits, smiling and dishing out hugs as he and Keisha headed out.  All that yoga must be working!

The only thing that caught us as out of the ordinary was the stink eye he shot toward an empty parking lot.  Or, maybe he spotted this guy and was just standing up for Blanchett.











EXCLUSIVE photos by DAVE/ZFI

They're weird, but we like 'em!

Yesterday afternoon, Ms. Hilary Duff made her way to a Burbank recording studio in a pair of knee-high cork-textured boots.

Think she can walk on water with them thar shoes?












Photos by JASON M

Mickey Rourke and his blond companion -- who sort of looks like Anne Hathaway in disguise -- departs from Los Angeles International Airport on Tuesday.

Good for Mickey. Freakishly bad reconstructive surgery appears not to have hindered his love life.
 

Awww Dax! Where is your luvah Kristen? What was that? She stood you up? Could it have been because your new love is turning into needy obsession?

Or is it that Kristen got food poisoning the other night at Fred 62?

Whatever it may be, Dax, just know that we still think you're pretty hot and it absolutely breaks our heart to see you mope. Your lonely breakfast at the Mustard Seed Cafe in Los Feliz on Tuesday did not go unnoticed!





















EXCLUSIVE photography by JRI/JOY

Shia Labeouf hit up a Zefron favorite yesterday, dropping into Robeks Juice to pick up a smoothie.  A teensy tiny smoothie.

It appears to be well planned out, though.  Shia downed the drink as he dashed over to Patys restaurant for breakfast.

After the meal, the key-swinger hopped into his Ford F-150 and zoomed away.

However, we're a snippet concerned by the absence of Shia's recently omnipresent dusty ol' doctor's bag.  Has the Crystal Skull fallen into the hands of another?












Photos by SCOTT/CHRISS

Don't get all excited, kids.  She cleaned up her house, not herself.  C'mon.

By the by.  There's a unicorn sitting behind you.


Really.  You're too gullible.

Right, so.  Last night, we spotted the Amy Winehouse both taking out the trash and doing something with a vacuum cleaner.  Was she also dumping the vacuum?  We hope not.  But, if the tattered and still a-muss state of her carpet (literal carpet) is any indication, she could use a lesson in suction-based floor cleaning.

Keep your fingers crossed and maybe--just maybe--she'll turn the vacuum on herself. 

But, we have a feeling that unicorn will materialize before that happens.












Photos by BIG PICTURES

She's a fabu blond So. Cal chick, fashionista and star of MTV's most popular show The Hills.

With the entirety of the pop culture world (the only world that matters, right?) at her beck and call, what could possibly make Lauren Conrad make this yucky face in the Les Deux parking lot on Tuesday in Hollywood?

Well, she is pretty famous for her snobbery and judgmental treatment of her friends' dating decisions.

Come to think of it, I can't remember a time when Lauren hasn't donned her famous yucky face!

Do you think she is a yuck monger? Let us know in the comments area!

It's all about a certain skinny celebrity goldie locks today -- well two, if you count Heidi Montag. Tear through it Blog Jammers!

Bauer-Griffin Online wants you to bask in the neon glow of Kate Hudson's hair.

Pacific Coast News says that Matthew Broderick's yawn says a lot about the new Sex in the City flick.

INF Daily has Kate Hudson and her hippie kid.

Splash Online sees that Keanu Reeves has stunted his growth.

Just Jared grabs the latest headline: Heidi Montag ready to wed!!!

A Socialite's Life offers their inaugural Living Lohan recap!

Celebslam offers the update on Kirsten Dunst's "depression."

Go Fug Yourself calls Ashley Olsen out for not washing her hair. Take their poll here!

The Gossip Girls have the latest on Patrick Swayze's condition.

Popsugar sees Victoria Beckham thinking pink. 

Celebrity Baby Blog runs into Cindy Crawford and kid shopping in Malibu.

What Would Tyler Durden Do states the painfully obvious: R. Kelly is so screwed.

Pink is the new Blog observes Kristen Bell rooting for the Red Wings.

The stars of the upcoming film The Rebound leave their trailers to return to their New York City set on Tuesday.

Catherine Zeta-Jones and up-and-coming heartthrob Justin Bartha amble through a rainy day. Hey, a little wet weather has got to be better than what Catherine confronted here.

Scary monsters!

Keanu Reeves has lunch with a friend at the Trump Hotel in New York on Tuesday.

He takes some time to chat on his cell phone, leaving us to wonder if he is talking to rumored new girlfriend Winona Ryder.

Imagined conversation:

"Winona, I think it's sooo hot when you swipe dum dums from the grocery store. You're such a rebel."

"Oh Keanu, you say all the right things. I love it when you wear the same holey jeans for days on end and refuse to shower... sooo sexy!"

Photography by VILA/DISCUILLO

Hills star and accidental nudist Audrina Patridge and her sister Casey go for some Sushi Roku on 3rd St. in Los Angeles on Tuesday.

Look how spontaneously effervescent Audrina looks. I wonder if she wakes up like that?

Are you jealous or snobbish when it comes to Audrina? Let us know in the comments area!

Is Kate Hudson doing her best bridezilla impression for her film Bride Wars? With blue streaks in her hair, she strolls along on the set of the film in New York on Tuesday.

She stars in the wedding film along with Anne Hathaway, who is also pictured in this set.

If there was a battle of the bridezillas between Anne and Kate, who would you root for? Cast your vote in the comments area!











Photography by VILA

Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell recently dined at popular hipster diner Fred 62 in Los Feliz (just east of Hollywood). The camera shy couple sat at the counter and stayed for over an hour before leaving in a hybrid vehicle.

Those two are so freaking hip it hurts! Next we'll see them thumbing through vintage records at a mom and pop music store.

The hoodie, the bowed heads... We are also left to wonder if they are starting some sort of shoegazing cult.

No, not the White House and not President G.W. Bush...

Reality show diva Kim Kardashian and her boyfriend New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush partied it up at Whitehouse Nightclub in New York on Monday.

The couple appropriately dressed in white and acted, at least, somewhat presidential as they hosted the party.

I'm betting Reggie was celebrating his relief over the fact that Kim is not really pregnant (she recently faked him out during an interview saying she was with child. A look of shock swept over his face before she could say she was "kidding.")

Oh Kim, what a jokster you are (sigh).

Who knew Rob Lowe was so, um, choral!? We caught up with him at Los Angeles International Airport on Memorial Day as he prepared to depart. The actor was participating in, yet another, shocking activity...

Lowe turned his nose up at the typical magazine perusing and cell phone calling, and instead decided to pass the time by singing "Glory, Glory, Alleluia" with the TSA Choir at LAX Terminal 4.

Whether he is reading scripts, battling sexual harassment allegations or breaking into spontaneous song, there is never a dull moment in Lowe's life.

Rapper-slash-reality TV freak star Flavor Flav (A/K/A William Jonathan Drayton, Jr.) has it his way as he chomps on some items from Burger King in Dublin, Ireland, on Sunday.

Did you really think he was going to live with the Irish stew? When it comes to strange meats, he goes American all the way.

They are one of America's cutest couples. They even don matching tans and display perfect rhythm on the dance floor. But when Mario Lopez is confronted with girlfriend Karina Smirnoff's "wardrobe malfunction" at the beach, he appears awfully repelled.

Kidding aside, the pair enjoyed an array frolicking behavior on the beach during the holiday weekend in Miami on Sunday. They did everything from tossing around a football to attempting the famous Dirty Dancing lift, which went awry when Karina's top slipped off and she fell face first into the water.

When the two emerged from the ocean, Karina even had a bruise on her thigh. We're pretty sure the rowdy nip slip didn't stop the sparkles and fireworks for these two love birds.





















EXCLUSIVE photography by KADENA PIX

Huh?

Yeah.

At Friday night's Dolce & Gabbana party in Cannes, we spotted one Lindsay Lohan heading out and sharing the backseat with one Scott Speedman.  Is it just us, or does it totally look like she's sitting on his lap?  (If so, buckle up kids!)

Hmmm.  She's a recovering drug addict.  And he's know for... well, you know...

*And could that be Ms. Samantha Ronson's arm we see popping up?  Oooooh the possibilities of these three together!

Be careful, Ms. Lohan.  We really do want the best for you.












Photos by Big Pictures

Oh goody gumdrops!  It's all of our favorites from Monaco's royal family.

Look, there's sultry-lipped Charlotte Casiraghi (granddaughter of Grace Kelly) with her boyfriend Alex Dellal.

Ooo, Prince Albert II with his ladylove Charlotte Wittstock.

Princess Caroline busting out the foxy fishnets.

And le swoon!  It's Pierre Casiraghi looking dashing in that suit and those sunglasses (We'll forgo any cigarette scolding.  He's European so it can't be helped.)

And look, there's--

*release contents of stomach onto floor*

...Stavros Niarchos III.  We guess having piles of money means that when you get bored, you throw on a pair of noise-killing earmuffs and join the royals in Monte Carlo to watch the Formula One Grand Prix.

Bet you're jealous now, Paris Hilton... and Lindsay Lohan... and Mary-Kate Olsen.  Sheesh.












Photos by Eliot Press

David Faustino enlisted the help of his loyal pup to help him keep in shape.  The two were spotted out for a jog through Beverly Hills yesterday.

When he saw our cameras, instead of getting uppity, David smiled and flashed the peace-making "rock on" hand gesture.

Will do, David.

We love how his chocolate lab keeps looking to him for guidance.  Cutesies!

Happy sweating, Faustino.











EXCLUSIVE photos by ZFI/DAVE

This blew our mind.

On Friday, Shauna Sand (yeah, as in that woman who spends her evenings wearing stripper heels and skewing the age median upward at Hollywood hot spots) dropped into Christian Audigier's 50th birthday bash with her three daughters.

But guess what?  Her daughters were totally cute.  And totally normal (except for the fact that they had kid-sized Tory Burch flats).  What's more, Shauna's interaction with them was a treat to watch!  It almost made us forget she was wearing a neon green sock as a dress and shoes you could use to focus the sun's rays to fry ants.

Also in attendance?  Snoop Dogg and Mena Suvari.  Random.












Photos by GARRY

You can't go over it.  You can't go under it.  You can't go around it.  You gotta go through it.

Such was the case for Hilary Duff and some random foliage Friday night when she landed at Los Angeles International Airport.  The Duffster stopped traffic and jaywalked across the road, then climbed through the bushes to get back to the parking garage.

Exercise?  Adventure?  Or do you think she just likes to keep her security detail on their toes?

Whatever the reason, she looked fantastic-- even after a plane ride!












EXCLUSIVE photos by GABO/MATINGAS

Yesterday, the Wim Wenders film Palermo Shooting braved a rainy premiere at the 61st Annual Cannes Film Festival.  And now, we have so much to talk about.  Let's get to it!

French actress Lou Doillon.  The wind caught the skirt of her dress and the world got a glimpse of perfection (and we don't mean that in a naughty way).  How incredible does she look!?  These photos of her are gasp-worthy.  In the best way.

Brigitte Fossey.  At least change out of your nightgown before hitting the red carpet.  Thank you.

Milla Jovovich wore a dress that was so unique and had so much detail.  A wonderfully crafted piece.  We loved looking at it but, in truth, didn't like it as much as this little number, which wouldn't have been glam enough for the premiere, we do realize.  (She's still way fabu, though.)

Kerry Washington, has anyone told you how beautiful you are?  Kerry looked breathtaking in a deep purple gown with a train that should have come with a footman or two (scantily clad, abs-baring, preferred).  Stunning.

And then, to our great joy/continued bafflement, there was Phoebe Price, dressed like a Las Vegas lounge "patron" who wandered her way into the set of an Ashland, Oregon staging of A Midsummer Night's Dream.  Or maybe she actually had to drop out of a tree to make her way onto the red carpet.  That would explain the leaf antennae.

Dennis Hopper, lookin' sharp.  We missed photos of your wife, though.  She's a looker.

Also, some gal named Lio wore a Sprite-colored dress, lined with lazy hieroglyphics, and a "cookie monster" expression on her face.  Loves it.

80+ fabulous photos of the premiere!









































Photos by AXELLE

Hey there!  It's Victoria's Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio, looking smokin' hot as always.

Oh.  And she's pregnant.  Yeah, crazy, right?  We have an inkling she'll be another case of the "straight to the boobs" preggo weight.

On Friday, the hottie mom-to-be attended Ed Hardy designer Christian Audigier's 50th birthday bash held at the Petersen Automotive Museum (If you haven't checked out the museum, do.  It's awesome.).

Ambrosio, in a dress we want to steal, laughed it up while being interviewed on the red carpet.  Later, she was seen smooching and cuddling with longtime boyfriend (and baby-to-be-daddy) Jamie Mazur.  Look at the way he looks at her.  El.  Oh.  Vee.  Ee.












Photos by GARRY

When your dad is Sylvester Stallone, it's expected that you'd be a little on the feisty side.

Yesterday, we spotted Sly out with his bulging arm veins (paging Jolie) and two of his daughters (Sistine and Scarlet) as they shopped at Yellow Dog.  While Papa Stallone held the tricked out Jetta* door open for his girls, Sistine expressed her distaste for the photogs by sticking out her tongue!  (Watch out, Avril Lavigne.)

We'd be offended if it weren't so cute.











Photos by JRI/JOY

*which is actually a VW Phaeton (thanks)... making it one of two things in these photos to experience recent failure in the U.S. marketplace.

The usually pap-camera averse Julia Roberts was all smiles today as she and husband Danny Moder touched down in Rome.

The two arrived at 8 a.m. via private jet to Ciampino Airport with their nearly year-old baby Henry (born June 18, 2007) along for the journey.

It's nice to see Julia and Danny still very much in love.  They shared a sweet kiss on the tarmac before heading inside.

Julia is in Rome to shoot more scenes for her upcoming film Duplicity which costars Clive Owen.

We wish you a grand ol' time in Rome, Moder-Roberts Fam!












Photos by VENTURINI/ELIOT

Since the tragic death of her baby daddy Heath Ledger four months ago (almost to the day), Michelle Williams has laid low... until now.

She made an unexpected visit to Cannes on Friday in honor of the Charlie Kaufman film she is in Synechdoche, New York.

She first stopped off at a photo call for the film with cast mates Samantha Morton, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Catherine Keener and Spike Jonze. Then she made her way down the red carpet, dressed in a ruffled electric blue gown with a simple black bow.

We think her timing couldn't have been better. Welcome back, Michelle!






























Photography by AXELLE
Also pictured on the red carpet: Clémentine Poidatz, Emmanuelle Beart, Laura Harring, Noemie Lenoir, Natassia Malthe, Vanessa Hessler, Anouck Marguerit, Phoebe Price, Kerry Washington

Model Naomi Campbell steps off the Regina d'Italia boat in Rome with a mystery man with whom she shares a kiss and holds hands.

The two, spotted on Friday, seemed rather cozy. But do you think this dude is a tad metro?

Cast your vote in the comments area: Metrosexual or just Euro Femme?

What would a Shia LaBeouf airport sighting be like if he didn't have that dusty old doctor's bag with him?

We don't know.  And we don't wanna know.  After all, we decided long ago that said bag is Shia's container of choice for transporting the crystal skull.  See Exhibit A and Exhibit B.

Please protect us, Shia.  And should they pose a threat, do shoot any evil-doers the stink eye.  You do it so well.












EXCLUSIVE photos by GABO/MATINGAS

The thought of that Louis Vuitton's pricetag appalls us.  Also, the sight of that Louis Vuitton purse appalls us.

Ashlee Simpson herself?  Not appalling.

But, what do you think of her handbag's message?

It reads:

"Every time I meet a girl who can cook like my Mother... She looks like my Father."

and then:

"My wife went to the beauty shop and got a mud pack.  For two days she looked beautiful.  Then the mud fell off."

Charming.

Oh, Ashlee Simpson.  You're so cryptic.












Photos by Vila

After screaming for upwards of 15 minutes, a kind soul came to inform us that the sky is not actually falling.  Apparently, it's something they call "rain."  This whole "rain" phenomenon is rather foreign to those of us who dwell in SoCal.  So, whew.

Mila Kunis, brave one that she is, decided to go ahead with her day as if there wasn't water falling from the sky.

First, she stopped into Mendel's Hollyway Cleaners in West Hollywood to pick up her dry cleaning and taste her keys.  Once the garments were in her car, she skipped across the strip mall to earthbar for a healthy treat in a cup.

She sure is purdy.

Click any image to see Mila's errands.











EXCLUSIVE photos by JRI/JOY

Earlier in the week, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie stopped into a Bonpoint boutique in Paris to purchase a few items for the twins they are expecting.

Brangelina apparently confided in a shop staffer they don't want to know the sex of the twins; so they chose a unisex color: white!

The Bonpoint brand embodies French luxury. These sexless (so far), unborn twins already have it made.











EXCLUSIVE photography by ELIOT PRESS

Oh, people.  They're so funny.

Let's look at these grand photos of Londoners trying out the electronic telescope, or Telectroscope, that claims to link London to New York City in real time.  See how they smile giddily and flash signs declaring, "What time is it!?" and "God save the Queen!"

The fine (FINE... college professors) source Wikipedia informs us that "artist Paul St George will exhibit two outdoor interactive video installations linking London and New York City in a simulated 'telectroscope.' Although St George claims that the device works using a transatlantic tunnel started by his great-grandfather, it is actually the product of two high definition cameras connected through a fiberoptic link."

What's a girl gotta do to get a legitimate set of mystery tunnels these days!?

Geez.

Until then, we guess we'll just have to settle for the telephone... or the television... or the internet.

SCREW YOU Telectroscope.  You TEASE!












Photos by Big Pictures

With her jet, hubby and entourage in tow, there's no telling where Madonna may land next.

She, her main man Guy Ritchie and the rest of her paid helpers boarded a private plane to depart from Cannes-Mandelieu Airport in France on Friday after hanging out at the 61st annual Cannes Film Festival.

The couple came to Cannes for Madonna's film about poverty in Malawi (the country where she adopted her son).

Some recent Madonna facts that have come to light:

• Super producer Pharrell made her cry when they were in the studio together. Good for you Pharrell for taking her down from her pedestal!
• The lip gloss from her purse went for a reported $472,000 at a recent charity auction. WTF!? (Madonna climbs back onto pedestal).
• The pop superstar declares she is getting more attractive with age. (Madonna quadruples height of pedestal.)
  

Some things will never change.











EXCLUSIVE photography by ELIOT PRESS

Friday is finally here! There's a lot to link you up with, Jammers. Here it is!...

Bauer-Griffin Online runs into newlyweds Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson back from their honeymoon!

Pacific Coast News has heroic Mel Gibson getting bi-polar like his new BFF Britney!

INF Daily wonders what is in Chace Crawford's pocket.

Splash News Online sees some snuggling going on between Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan!

Just Jared captures the Jonas Brothers filming Kung Fu Grip.

A Socialite's Life dishes on Nicole Richie's motherhood award.

Celebslam explains why nobody likes Petra Nemcova.

Go Fug Yourself openly hates Denise Richards' cowgirl hat.

Gossip Girls catch Audrina Patridge in a rare state, covering her boobs.

Popsugar gets Jennifer Lopez taking a meeting.

Celebrity Baby Blog ascertains that Chris Noth plans to introduce his baby Orion to NYC.

What Would Tyler Durden Do seems to think Kirsten Dunst is doing better.

Pink is the new Blog offers Britney Spears' key to successful living.

Our wish came true (sort of)!

Lindsay Lohan and her openly gay girlfriend Samantha Ronson hold hands in Cannes, France, on Thursday as they attend a lavish yacht party. The posh shin dig was thrown by none other than P. Diddy himself.

Is Lindsay just playing for the cameras or do you think she and Ronson are really hooking up? Let us know in the comments area!





















Photography by ELIOT PRESS/BIG PICTURES

The unofficial king and queen of the emo music scene just got back from their honeymoon!

Newlyweds Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz arrive at LaGuardia Airport on Thursday after a flight from Miami. The couple, who were married last weekend, reportedly spent their honeymoon in the Caribbean.

Fall Out Boy frontman Pete and pop-rocker Ashlee are always wearing coordinating outfits. Even their plane attire seems to match! The couple who styles together stays together, right?