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Well, Reader, we'll tell you.

Know what Hugh Jackman did this morning?

He got up and to Bondi Beach by 6:30 a.m. where he proceeded to take a jog then take a dip in the ocean.

Oh.  And it was 48 degrees outside!!!  (Fahrenheit.  9 degrees Centigrade.)

Hugh was joined by pal Michael Ryan and, after the dip, they toweled off, headed back to their cars (Hugh, with a pair of Prada dress shoes in hand...?) and drove off, presumably to go do laundry on each others' stomachs.

We'd like to take this moment to thank Hugh.  While most people would be asleep/clothed/indoors in similar circumstances, Hugh selflessly displayed his mostly undressed self to make the world a better place.

Such a giver, that one.

Like, lots of good pictures.  Like... lots.












Photos by David G. Morgan

Amongst rumors that his lady Brooke Mueller is knocked up, Charlie Sheen did the honorable thing (yup, we actually are talking about that Charlie Sheen) and married her last night.

The couple covered a Beverly Park Estates property in a whole buncha tents (it's how Hollywood weds these days) and said their "I do's."

Looks like one tent is set up over the mansion's basketball court.  You can see the hoop sticking out over the top.

Think the two held the reception in that tent, or do you think they pledged their love on a basketball court?  We sincerely hope it's the latter.

Well, Denise Richards. This is where we mention you.  With it being obligatory and all...


Photos by ZFI/DAVE

Just look at these two love roosters! They're like two peas in a man-love pod.

Actors Paul Rudd and Jason Segel walk around on the set of their latest film, I Love You, Man, in Venice Beach, California on Thursday.

I'm sure they have a lot to catch up on since the success of Knocked Up, in which they both starred.

Boys, it's okay to share the love. The perfect accessory for your future man-dates: the man-purse.

Gossip Girls Michelle Trachtenberg and Leighton Meester showed up to the opening of Chanel's new concept boutique in Los Angeles on Thursday along with a gaggle of hot starlets -- including the beautiful Rachel Bilson (so jealous that she's dating Hayden Christensen!)

Black was a popular color, but everyone rocked their outfits their own way.

Other lovely ladies who arrived include: Angie Harmon (in black, white and burnt orange), Malin Akerman (in black pant ensemble), Ever Carradine (in a high-waisted plaid poodle skirt), Kathy Hilton (wearing some presumably real gold chains to rival any rapper), Kirsty Hume and Donovan Leitch (she in black, he in blue), January Jones, Maria Menounos, Emma Roberts and Tracee Ellis Ross (yes, Diana's daughter).

Which frock is your favorite? Vote in the comments area!

Eva Longoria and Tommy Lee both showed up at hot Los Angeles restaurant Beso on the same night (Thursday). We just love to imagine that Tommy crashed Eva's dinner...

"Eva, when is your sex tape going to come out with Tony Parker? I'm feelin' that Latin-French connection. I would totally Netflix that action!... Are you going to eat that?"

"Um, Tommy, quit drinking our champagne."

Who is Whitney Port, really?

We know her as Lauren Conrad's much hotter coworker on MTV reality show The Hills. We also know she experienced an unintentional nip slip recently and was rumored to have stolen Ashley Olsen's man (you go, girl!).

But as we saw her grabbing lunch on trendy Robertson street in West Hollywood with a friend at Newsroom Cafe on Friday, we realized much of the long-legged blonde remains a mystery (except for her nip, that is).

We do know Ms. Port likes to keep her personal life as private as possible... and this includes her family life. But with an aristocratic name such as hers, the fact she seems rather unimpressed by her own fame and adding that she is more concerned with her career in fashion, we are left to wonder if she is a filthy rich trust fund baby.

After her friendly lunch, she and her friend walked to Vionnet clothing boutique and did some window shopping.

We feel like the police here when we say: If you have any information on this tall blond, let us know (in the comments area)!