This Just Isn't Right

"It's only a movie... it's only a movie... it's only a movie..."

Yes, we're aware that Evan Rachel Wood was only hanging out with Larry David in New York's Lower East Side on Tuesday because they are filming an upcoming Woody Allen film.

And, as we are trying to remind ourselves, movies aren't real.

But Larry David's scrawny, fuzz-covered legs are.

And seeing the two of them together like this is plaguing our imagination with visions of the two of them mating.

Which is far scarier than anything ever conjured up by Evan's real-life beau, shock-schlock rocker Marilyn Manson.

Although there is an upside to all of this.

We've just freed up space in our speed-dial by removing the number for the Poison Control Center. And placing a copy of this photo in our medicine cabinet.

Because if ever there was a pictorial equivalent to extra-strength ipecac, it's this photo.

Photography by SANDS