Suri Cruise turned two-years-old yesterday.
*thunderous applause*
Exactly.
The spawn of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes enjoyed a predictably lavish party of which, we suspect, she will remember nothing.
So thank goodness we were there to document it! For her sake!
Then, when she's our age, and someone says, "Say, Suri Cruise. Do you remember that way awesome birthday party you had when you were two?" she can reply with, "I haven't the foggiest! But here, look at these photos. Apparently, the event was catered. There were more balloons than a used car lot on Memorial Day Weekend. My older brother Connor played with a paper airplane (who knew we'd end up married?). And it seems, that even as a two-year-old, I had astoundingly expensive taste in everything from clothing to cupcakes. So thank goodness my kind folks sent the family assistant over to Sprinkles to pick up a sh*tload of L.A.'s finest minicakes so the dessert tray would be up to par for my discerning, toddler taste buds."
In sum, what we're trying to say is: Happy Birthday, Suri Cruise. And, you're welcome.
Photos by DAVE/DANIELLE/ZFI
*thunderous applause*
Exactly.
The spawn of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes enjoyed a predictably lavish party of which, we suspect, she will remember nothing.
So thank goodness we were there to document it! For her sake!
Then, when she's our age, and someone says, "Say, Suri Cruise. Do you remember that way awesome birthday party you had when you were two?" she can reply with, "I haven't the foggiest! But here, look at these photos. Apparently, the event was catered. There were more balloons than a used car lot on Memorial Day Weekend. My older brother Connor played with a paper airplane (who knew we'd end up married?). And it seems, that even as a two-year-old, I had astoundingly expensive taste in everything from clothing to cupcakes. So thank goodness my kind folks sent the family assistant over to Sprinkles to pick up a sh*tload of L.A.'s finest minicakes so the dessert tray would be up to par for my discerning, toddler taste buds."
In sum, what we're trying to say is: Happy Birthday, Suri Cruise. And, you're welcome.
Photos by DAVE/DANIELLE/ZFI
There's nothing lavish or expensive in the celebration, looks simple with just close family. Is that Tom;s sister's house? Looks small to be tom and Katie's house.
AS usual this blog is making things up.
yay its meeeeee again. tomkats offical cyberstalker.
I have lived in NYC for over 10 years, currently wokring in the film business. In my spare time I like to ride my Harley with my pet dog Bruce.
oh...and with film business i mean porn!
Cyber stalkers aside. Thanks for the pictures. I wish we had more. This is better than none. Happy birthday to my favourite celeb kids. SURI CRUISE. Actually she is the only celeb who interests me now.
happy birthday, my little princess suri
you were the most beautiful girl in the world
i love you
Catering for a 2-year-old's party isn't lavish? oh you tone police. And, the Cruises own several homes in Southern California.
Happy birthday cute SURI.... wish you the very best!!! Kisses... Love you!!!!
it looks like Suri wants her daddy Tom to hold her.
what is wrong with Ktbot? it looks like she's about to drop suri.
I like the fact that Tom and Katie's dad seem to get on very well. Hapy birthday Suri.
WOW, I see the pathetic troll is posting under my screen name again. sad, sad , sad.
Nancy......WHAT on earth do you see in these pictures that gives you the impression they "get on very well"??
That being said....I guess they FINALLY got the kid off the infant bottle and on to a sippy cup....better late than never I guess
Looks very awkward......Must be a miserable existence when you don't love someone and everything is just for show. What a couple of idiots....Sad to think the parents and siblings of TC and KH are in on this too....What a bunch of wasted lives they live!
I love how much Tom and Martin Holmes goes together along!
So much for the hate! LOL
Happy Birthday Suri!
*I Looove Tom's shoes* :D
I wonder if Martin Holmes is afraid of Tom?
LOSER @ 9:28....why don't you get your own identity, you look like a jackass posting with my name
hhhhm@9:13....WORD, couldn't have said it better
JNE...afraid of tc? HA!, yea....NO. tc knew who he was dealing with when Mr. Holmes showed him who was boss when they hammered out the pre-nup
The Cruises scare me!!!! ^o^ They are freaks!!! Poor Suri!!!