Thank you, Pete Wentz.
Lately our thoughts have been consumed by a puzzling matter: Who is the worst dude on the planet? Osama bin Laden, Kim Jong-il, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, or Pete Wentz?
The question was so troubling that we were coming down with a collective case of the vapors.
Luckily, Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz cured our quandary at the Bape clothing store opening on Los Angeles' Melrose Ave. last night.
Sure, it might be presumptuous of Wentz to declare himself the winner of this dubious honor, but we're going to go ahead and agree with him on this one. Yes, bin Laden, Jong-il and Ahma ... Ahma .... Ahma-not-sure-how-to-pronounce-his-name have caused great misery and threatened to bring the planet to the brink of nuclear destruction, but if rumors are to be believed, Wentz put a kid in Ashlee Simpson.
At the very least, it's probably a draw.
Also at the opening were Jermaine Dupri, Jonah Hill, Paula Patton, Robin Thicke, Kanye West, Pharrell Williams and Serena Williams.
But you know what? None of them are the Worst. Dude. On. The. Planet .
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Photography by AXELLE
Lately our thoughts have been consumed by a puzzling matter: Who is the worst dude on the planet? Osama bin Laden, Kim Jong-il, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, or Pete Wentz?
The question was so troubling that we were coming down with a collective case of the vapors.
Luckily, Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz cured our quandary at the Bape clothing store opening on Los Angeles' Melrose Ave. last night.
Sure, it might be presumptuous of Wentz to declare himself the winner of this dubious honor, but we're going to go ahead and agree with him on this one. Yes, bin Laden, Jong-il and Ahma ... Ahma .... Ahma-not-sure-how-to-pronounce-his-name have caused great misery and threatened to bring the planet to the brink of nuclear destruction, but if rumors are to be believed, Wentz put a kid in Ashlee Simpson.
At the very least, it's probably a draw.
Also at the opening were Jermaine Dupri, Jonah Hill, Paula Patton, Robin Thicke, Kanye West, Pharrell Williams and Serena Williams.
But you know what? None of them are the Worst. Dude. On. The. Planet .
Click below to view the full gallery.
Photography by AXELLE
Awww he's not the 'worst dude in the world!' He's gorgeous, I love him so much <3 I don't know why he's even considered for this, It's so unfair! Stick Pharrell Williams up for it instead. Love you Pete! xx