OMFG - Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer Cuddle in Miami

Sweet Jesus. Noooooooo!

he's trouble.

If you look closely, its Jennifer who is trying to get closer to John adn leans her head to John;s head. In fact John is just lying down on her own beach chair but Jennifer tilted her head towards him, that it looks their heads are close togeher, Or did you guys photoshopped the pics?

Clearly, anonymous has no idea how Photoshop works.

ew.

I LOVE it! I LOVED it when Brad and Angelina got together, because I adore Angelina for her work to better the world with her money rather than sully it. I love Brad Pitt. And I LOVE Jennifer Aniston AND John Mayer.
JOHN is G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S! Jennifer is G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S. I think they look great together. Let people live their lives. If they are happy, let them be happy. They can be just friends, too. Don't marry them off before they even publicly acknowledge that they are dating.

Again...SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO happy for them. :D

Ewww! I lost all respect for John Mayer when he started dating Jessica Simpson followed by the very vapid Cameron Diaz. Now her? I thought John Mayer was maybe the last shining hope of musicians who didn't fall into the "I have to date every hollywood starlet" mode. Now he has proven himself common.

i agree, Ella.

SHE IS TOO GOOD FOR HIM

Major nightmare! If any hands should be down his pants, it shall be mine...Back off Manny!

1. How low can you go?
2. T& A does not =real

Why do U need a computer,a beverage, or any other distractions, MAN...If he was mine, he would be all I need !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what is that thing on the pole? a mirror?

nice article!!!

you guys are funny.

A :

I see your point BUT this guy is a major douche and we're making fun of aniston's stupidity.

so : "let people live their lives" in your own words.

and this golden douche can take his semi-talent and shove it up his azz -- just like justin timberf*ck!

they're totally cheking out what people writes about them on that laptop!

wait! they would break up if they did! lol.

A guy with such tacky tattoo's....I thought she had some class...

also very polite towards the waitress on the last picture.. how to receive your drinks

ok, im slightly disturbed by these images, mainly because though john is quite sexy, this matchup is strange. now, if jen would substitute john for david [schwimmer], i would be a happy camper!

Ewww!! She's too much for that guy!!
I'm from Mexico and nobody knows him in here, everybody knows Jennifer and she is lovable!
But, if MY Jen is happy, then I'm happy :D

i just love them togeter they look so cute and hot i just dont see a long time realesionship fore thoes two but who care let them have a little fun and some very hot sex you go girl just live your life to the full and have fun you derserv it

i just love them togeter they look so cute and hot i just dont see a long time realesionship fore thoes two but who care let them have a little fun and some very hot sex you go girl just live your life to the full and have fun you derserv it

oh.
my.
god.

she is way too good for him.
this is a really unexpected hookup! and this is the first time in a looong time that the tabloids actually have photos to back up their speculation on Jen's new relationships.
but still, I haven't decided whether or not I like them.

That last photo looks like Jen caught John trying to violate her space and is setting him straight on the dangers of uneven tanning.

I think John wants us to dislike him. And come on girls -Jenn's a big girl and can obviously take care of herself. She's proven herself so I don't think John Mayer is gonna crush HER heart. Jessica's - yes. Jenn's - no way! She learned her lesson from "Mr. Pittiful".

What a gross couple--didn't need to see this at all. Who does she think she is? Pam Anderson--stop tanning, you look like shit and you'll get cancer--you dumb bimbo!

I think they are great together.... I am just greatful that he dumped Jessica Simpson...

Will this last?

she doesn't look remotely interested in him. probably just wants the publicity.

Hey angel eyes is your face look as pretty as her her butt ?

If he had no tattoos he might be worth dating maybe!

ambot nnyo oi.....
wa ko paki sa inyo life....
ngano manghilabot man ta sa ilaha na ila man na kinabuhi?

WTF do tattoos have to do with anything you F*cktard? Tattoos are NOT taboo anymore!It clear in the 1st and last pic that jen is annoyed with him already. It won't last

Who really cares if they are boffing each other, Mayer is apparently quite a player and isn't exactly hiding it. But honestly all you women on here, is he hot cause "society" said he's hot or cause he is a musician? I actually think he's really talented...but you got to be kidding me about being attractive. His face is so fleshy, he has no cheekbones and his mouth is always open! I mean stop being sheep and just LOOK!
Now bring on the hate, heaven forbid someone disagree with you sheep.

Seriously, could she look any more bored?? Not sure if it is the angle of the photos but she really looks like she is trying to maintain her space. What is she thinking giving this guy the time of day???

Hope they get married.

If anyone would bother to read anything but tabloids about these two, you would know they have a lot in common. Both are very active in turning around this environmental mess the world is in, and have both contributed both TIME and MONEY to the issue. I take particular offense to the "douchbag" comment, as he has fun doing what he loves to do, takes a stand when necessary, and has obviously moved up from the idiots he's dated in the past to someone with an actual smoking body AND brains.

Kudos to both. It may not last, but I wish the best.

If she was so bored, he wouldn't have been there in the first place. Jen is the last person in Hollywood who needs to pull a pr stunt. She has enough free press through tabloids.

she is DESPERATE she can do much better! vince dumped her, that model boy dumped her, that camera guy dumped her, and owen wilson went back to the woman he tried to kill himself over. save yourself and at least DUMP MAYER! go jennifer milk this publlicity as long as you can!!

It'll be over in a few weeks; I give it 2 months tops.

I 100% agree with Ella's comment- i thought he was deeper than the average Yogi Bear but he is one confused puppie truly! yes we can say let them live their lives- and they will!!! regardless of our opinions here- however what ever you do your Mama still has an opinion right and knows if what you are donig is for your true Self worth! well I am the Mother Earth and my Big Heart is saying that John mayer sold his Sold to the Devil for a cheap price!!! People can sense the nature of your ACTS!!

I think everybody has much to much time on their hands. Let them be Holy Jesus who
cares who dates who......................

How many legs does Jen have anyhow? Take a close look at the pic...look at the feet hanging over, 1 is hers, 1 is his. NOw look up at Jen, both her legs appear to be up, bent at the knees...??? The leg that is down would be her right leg, well, tke a look, her right leg is bent at the knee, up!
Hmmm...

Uh people.. I've looked at these pictures and, I believe, this ain't no cuddling lovefest.
My interpretations:
- 1st picture, 3rd circle - I believe JM just showed up. Note Jen's hair - like she turned her head fast. There is no breeze in any other picture.
- 1st picture, top - JM settling in. Jen does NOT look happy - same for 2nd page, 2nd picture - JM hand up (explaining?) Still no smiles.
- 8th picture - food? drinks? show up. Jen is looking like WTF? She has a drink; she's drinking it in some of the pictures.
- 2nd page, 3rd picture - he's looking. ah, here's his order.
Still no smiles, Jen's hand is waving in one picture, definately not a *happy* gesture.
The closer: if you look at the pictures of Jen alone (TMZ) she's wearing the same bikini, same hat, same brown bag, sitting on the same type of couch. I think JM just showed up and this *weekend* happened in, like, one afternoon.
He gave it his best shot, but nowhere does it look like Jen is into this.
- my very own personal opinion -
cheers

Uh people.. I've looked at these pictures and, I believe, this ain't no cuddling lovefest.
My interpretations:
- 1st picture, 3rd circle - I believe JM just showed up. Note Jen's hair - like she turned her head fast. There is no breeze in any other picture.
- 1st picture, top - JM settling in. Jen does NOT look happy - same for 2nd page, 2nd picture - JM hand up (explaining?) Still no smiles.
- 8th picture - food? drinks? show up. Jen is looking like WTF? She has a drink; she's drinking it in some of the pictures.
- 2nd page, 3rd picture - he's looking. ah, here's his order.
Still no smiles, Jen's hand is waving in one picture, definately not a *happy* gesture.
The closer: if you look at the pictures of Jen alone (TMZ) she's wearing the same bikini, same hat, same brown bag, sitting on the same type of couch. I think JM just showed up and this *weekend* happened in, like, one afternoon.
He gave it his best shot, but nowhere does it look like Jen is into this.
- my very own personal opinion -
cheers

I've got a mortgage payment comming up if any one of them would chip in, then I'd give a hoot about the pics or who's doing who. Are the lives of regular people so boring that we have to keep track of obviously brainless celebrities?

Yuck J.A. is gross and so is J.M. Poor John Mayer is being used by attention whores on the rebound (Jessica Simpson, Cameron Diaz). Do you see the pattern here people. How much do they pay him? But I don't think Brad, Nick, or Justin could really give a damn about these broads.

Yuck J.A. is gross and so is J.M. Poor John Mayer is being used by attention whores on the rebound (Jessica Simpson, Cameron Diaz). Do you see the pattern here people. How much do they pay him? But I don't think Brad, Nick, or Justin could really give a damn about these broads.

Yuck J.A. is gross and so is J.M. Poor John Mayer is being used by attention whores on the rebound (Jessica Simpson, Cameron Diaz). Do you see the pattern here people? How much do they pay him? But I don't think Brad, Nick, or Justin really give a damn about those bimbos anyway.

yuck... john mayer is nasty looking... he looks like he is either sick or got punched in both of his eyes...

i love some good tattoos, i have my own sleeve but hes are lame...

jen is way to pretty and nice to be with such a douche...

How can you people fucking gain so many conclusions from three photos that could be photoshopped. You dont personally know these two people. You people define all that is wrong with America. I hope you all get some type of disease that ends up with you suffering a long painful death. Get a fuckin LIFE! And I know you are thinking "well then why are you on this" My mom was on it, and I said the same thing to her, while typing this.

I'm a straight woman and I don't find John in the least bit attractive. And from the press he's been receiving, he seems a bit self-important as well. As far as Jen goes, I think she's got a smokin' body she's worked really hard on. She has beautiful eyes, but as far as conventional beauty goes, her personality carries her a long way. She seems like a really sweet and caring woman, and I can't recall ever reading anything stupid, mean, or selfish she's ever said publicly. She deserves a really special guy, but seems to be dipping in all the wrong wells. Good luck to her. These pics prove nothing to me. I've found myself bikini-clad next to some guy before. Could very well be coincidence.

With so much going on in the world who really gives a shit???

this is for Maria,SPEAK ENGLISH!!!u dumb broad...

u guys get a life!

Hey, good for them. If the happiness doesn't last, at least they found it temporairly right? John is so hot and Jenn is gorgeous, so power to them. Personally I would have locked myself in that hotel room for a loooooooooooot longer. ;)
Anyways, best of luck guys!

People get a life!!! Do you know what that is??

I'm not to proud of my self even putting a little bit of my nose in to this. But, he is like a melted candy. Yuck! And she, well, she has a mayor issues. C'mon just look at the guys she is dating after divorce from Pitt. By the way, I love Angelina!!!

Who cares!? Jennifer can't keep a man cuz she's so desparate to outdo Brad/angelina (another who cares). As for John -- i don't get it! he's not goodlooking and has no muscle tone (whimpy). Jennifer is cute - why can't she find/keep a man? she needs a manly man!! someone men even think is hot not these pee-ons she's been going out with.

I think if people left 'stars' alone to live their lives like you live yours, everyone would be better off. No one knows what he is thinking about her and visa versa. They look relaxed and like they are having a nice quiet time together. If it works Awesome, if not they will move on. As for rockers or anyone, they may be with a lot of people until they meet the right one. Love is love. If they find it, then blessings to them!!! IMHO
As for the haters.....hate = jealousy ;)

Probably John is thinking this'll be all so good in rebuilding his reputation and some credibility since his incredibly stupid decision to date Jessica Simpson.

Good luck to them if they're oth genuine, doubt it though, he's a player through and through.

I find this very ewwwwwww too. I agree that John Mayer has shown his colors by dating every hot hollywood star/singer he can get! Why do these gorgeous women keep falling for him?! And then isn't it interesting how they break up after awhile. He is NOT at all attractive. He is dark and bushy haired and dorky looking, but I will say, he does have amazing talent. I just don't get it, how does he GET them?! He must very determidely pursue them until they give in. BLECH!!

I think they would make a great couple. Now if it is true that they are dating it would be nice if the paparrazzi got off their backs. Mayer is a musicians, we all know musicians get the babes. Look at Mick Jagger in his mid 60's and still getting hot chicks. This hook up would not be a surprise to me. Mayer has a lot more talent as a musician than Pitt has as an actor. I am glad Aniston is taking a walk on the wild side. She should do it more often

one thing i gotta say about all these..they do what normal people do, who cares! they are entitled to have fun like us too. they get hurt too. u guys dont have to mock them..let them be and hope for the best for them.

nuzzling? looks mor elike trying to infestate. ewww, he showed he has less brains than Jessica Simpsons Ex, ha. Hopefully she just used him for sex but she looks like just friends. yuk yuk

Where is the laptop some morons are spouting about,also please check spelling or go back to school before sending your comments..fu*k faces!

Haha,"most" of you guy's&girl's are over think this WAY TOO MUCH!!!
there having fun,there rich there single and there having fun!
but really "over thinking it!" there not!! so there!

Haha,"most" of you guy's&girl's are over think this WAY TOO MUCH!!!
there having fun,there rich there single and there having fun!
but really "over thinking it!" there not!! so there!

THANK GOD! SHE NEEDS A MAN! And to stop hating on Brangelina. This is just what she needs. And John Mayer's not only talented, but hot! I caught a concert of his on cable and I was blown away. The geek's got skills. The two of them together look sexy. This could be another Demi and Ashton. Who knows. Good luck to them. Everybody deserves happiness in their lives.

NOW, BRNDGELINA'S HATERS BETTER SHUT UP. ENJOY TO WATCH YOUR JEN HAPPY WITH NEW BOYFRIEND.

JUST A COMMENT FOR ALL YOU IDIOTS WHO HAVE ANYTHING BAD TO SAY ABOUT JOHN MAYER.... YOU ARE F*CKING CRAZY! HE IS AMAZING... EITHER YOU'RE JEALOUS, OR YOU'VE NEVER HEARD HIS MUSIC...

AND IF ANYTHING... HE WILL GET BORED BEFORE SHE DOES!!!