Former Lost star and rumored bisexual Michelle Rodriguez is sick of people speculating about her sex life. How sick? Well, we'll let you judge by her own words.
"If I want to f**k a girl, a boy, a dog—that's my business. That's why there are bathroom doors," Rodriguez recently told Latina.com.
Michelle—who, perhaps coincidentally, has a rap sheet that includes assault and battery and multiple DUIs—continued with her sweet talk, saying of the rumormongers, "I picture those people turning into pigs, slime coming out the side of their mouth, and I picture them j*rking off."
Huh; so you think having sex with dogs is hunky-dory, and you consider a bathroom the appropriate venue for such activities. And in your spare time, your thoughts turn to drooling, masturbating swine.
Well, that ought to stop all of the tongue-wagging, Michelle. Thanks for clearing things up for us, and—hey, where are you going with those dogs?
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