What do Heather Mills and a nonstop flight have in common?
Nothing. People are actually happy when they get a nonstop flight.
The former Ms. McCartney touched down at Heathrow Airport in London today and, it seems, used her one good leg to step into a fresh new scandal. According to a recent interview with Denise Hewitt, who escorted with Mills in the 1980s, the pair did more than share time with their clients. (We know, we know; shocker.)
Hewitt claims that she and Mills "went into high-class prostitution behind closed doors and nobody knew about it."
Hewitt also says that Mills had made disparaging remarks about Macca's age prior to their wedding. (Again, shocker.) According to Hewitt, Mills scoffed, "Well look at me, I'm marrying an old man with bigger t*ts than me."
Oh, don't be silly, Heather; as far as the world is concerned, you're a boob from head to toe.
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