Today, cropped jackets all over the world received some devastating news:
Mariah Carey loves another.
It was revealed the singer will have Nick Cannon touch her body until death... or whenever. A.K.A., they're engaged.
Don't worry, cropped jackets. We have a feeling this lady will never stop dressing like a teenager, so there's hope for you still.
By all means, please caption Nick for the above photo.
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