Today, cropped jackets all over the world received some devastating news:

Mariah Carey loves another.

It was revealed the singer will have Nick Cannon touch her body until death... or whenever.  A.K.A., they're engaged.

Don't worry, cropped jackets.  We have a feeling this lady will never stop dressing like a teenager, so there's hope for you still.

By all means, please caption Nick for the above photo.

Looks like Gerard Butler and Katherine Heigl aren't the only stars playing "Ugly" these days.

Today, the cast of Ugly Betty took to the baseball diamond ($10 says the show makes a "girl's best friend" joke on that one) to settle the score between Mode (the show's fictional fashion mag) and Elle.

This episode is going to be a lot of fun-- and not just because Team Mode is holding their pants up with flashy D&G belt buckles.  THE supermess Naomi Campbell was spotted on the field and, as you can see in the gallery, sported uniforms for both Mode and Elle.  Hmmm.  *strums fingers*  Hmmmmmmmmmm.

We spotted America Ferrera looking adorable as ever, her onscreen squeeze Christopher Gorham heating up the nerdiness, and Vanessa Williams acting quite in character even between takes.












Photos by DEAN/CHRIS/SHINN

Kim Kardashian and her sister Khloe have been on hand in Australia all week, event-hopping.

The sisterly, jet-setting pair showed up to a Jimmy Choo fashion show on Tuesday in Sydney along with other reality show stars -- Dr. 90210 dude Dr. Robert M. Rey and his wife Hayley.

The event was held during the Rosemount Australian Fashion Show. Aussie film actress Miranda Otto and her Aussie actor hubby Peter O'Brien also attended.

Kim and Khloe's ensembles literally out-shined the rest with shimmery fabrics and rhinestones. Looking hot, ladies!











Photographery by DAVID G. MORGAN

Before we caught him doing this, Pete Wentz and a friend had a leisurely afternoon of shopping on Melrose yesterday.

The male pair popped into Golden Apple comic book store to get a healthy helping of geek (the kind women can't resist).  Then, it was over to Benji and Joel Madden's (you can see one of them in the background) store DCMA Collective where he picked up a pair of sunglasses that, we're assuming, battle the bright sun by out-brighting it.

Innovative.












EXCLUSIVE photos by ZFI/DAVE

Does Lily Allen even have a career anymore? It's difficult to see where she would have the time, with her hectic schedule of shopping and eating.

Allen was scurrying all over London today. First she dropped into her local hardware store to peruse their vast array of door handles. Later on she stopped into Heidi Klein and Theory on Portobello Road where, judging from the shopping bag in her hand, she finally found that magical garment that would make her thighs appear slim.

Of course, all that running around can make a gal peckish, so Lily also hit up the Falafel King and Euphorium bakery to load up on calories, after stopping at the ATM to replenish her depleted funds.

Whew! Lily even found time to scan the tabloid headlines at the newsstand before finally heading home, where her beloved dog greeted her arrival.

Huh; she always struck us as the kind of gal who would have 7 cats, with whom she holds daily tea parties. The more you know...

After a weekend of loving up on Jennifer Aniston, and then sneaking out of Miami to LaGuardia Airport, John Mayer spent the day out and about in New York City.

The activities included a stop by a salon in the Meatpacking District to get his hair cut and blow dried heavenward.  It looks light and fluffy, doncha think?  Perhaps Ms. Aniston had some words of persuasion in matter...

After having his hair did, John brushed his way (literally) to the Upper East side to do a spot of shopping at Giorgio Armani.  Fancy Pants McGee.












Photos by DISCIULLO

In Touch Weekly brings you the scoop in print.

For the full set of John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston canoodling in Miami, do visit this region of the site.

Kinda like looking into a mirror, eh, Spence?

The ever-classy Mr. Pratt and Heidi Montag were on hand at the Pacific Design Center in Los Angeles on Wednesday night for the Scarlet series premiere. The event, billed as a premiere for a fictional television series Scarlet, was actually a promotional launch for LG Electronics' Scarlet series LCD TVs.

Hmm; marketing disguised as drama; is it any wonder that Heidi and Spencer were there?

To be fair, the event also drew a ton of celebrities of varying levels of legitimacy, such as Lindsay Lohan, Travis Barker, Wilder Valderrama, Natassia Malthe (who was featured in the hoax commercials for the series) and Bai Ling—who we bet is still kicking herself for not wearing a dress baggy enough to slip one of those TVs under.

Click below to view the wondrous gallery.

She's blond. She's spunky. And now that Hilary Duff is in her early twenties, Disney issued the old corporate green light on tasteful PDAs with her New York Islanders hockey player boyfriend Mike Comrie.

Perhaps Miley Cyrus could learn from her more obedient predecessor. Perhaps she doesn't want to.

The Duffmeister appeared to be displeased, even teary eyed as she exited LAX airport on Wednesday with her main squeeze Mike (contact lens issue or a real life public tiff?). Once outside though, she switched it up to all smiles, happily holding on to him.











Photography by GABRIEL S/MO/MILLER

On Monday, Oscar-winner and American Idol alum Jennifer Hudson hopped on out of L.A. by way of Los Angeles International Airport.

Despite wearing head to toe shades of gray, Jennifer looked anything but, smiling and waving at our photographer as she headed through security.

Her hair looks pretty adorable like that, don't you think?












EXCLUSIVE photos by MO

Kevin Connolly is not a large man.  We are okay with that.  But, having said that, Bow Wow might want to consider keeping the "Lil" stuck to the front of his name.

The handsome duo were spotted filming scenes for Entourage (yay!) at the Casting Cafe in West Hollywood yesterday.

Think Connolly's character, Eric Murphy, has picked up another client to manage?  Or, do you think Bow Wow got the same idea we did:  Befriend Murphy and insist on taking that Aston Martin for a spin.

Click any image to see the EXCLUSIVE photos.











Photos by GABO/MILLER

Oh shite!  Yesterday, whilst filming scenes for upcoming episodes of our guilty Monday night pleasure, Gossip Girl, Chace Crawford's character stuck it to his lie-ridden smarm bucket father (played by Sam Robards).  Insert Adam West Batman-esque "Pow!"


Then, things seemed to calm down in the land of fictional upper crust New Yorkers.  Chace and Sam were seen jogging through the park together.  Think their characters made up or that this scene precedes the above son popping Pop event?

Blake Lively was thrown into the mix (looking predictably fabulous) and the dreams of a small horde of actual New York schoolgirls came true when Chace was escorted through their midst.

We wonder if those schoolgirls have voted for their favorite Chace face...












Photos by CV-DK

It certainly was a busy day for Amy Winehouse today. She visited her incarcerated husband Blake Fielder-Civil in prison and, perhaps coincidentally, acquired a fresh hickey on her neck, which she dutifully showed off to the cameras. Then she did ... well, whatever it is she's doing in the picture above.

Clearly, Wine-O is using her purse to shield her head from something, but what?

The paparazzi? If so, you're doing it wrong, Amy. Unless they're in a helicopter.

Falling meteorites? Good call, Amy, but that handbag might not be up to the job.

Radio transmissions from the government? Silly goose, you really need a tinfoil hat for that sort of thing.

Sigh; Amy Winehouse is so inscrutable. Like the Mona Lisa. A really, really effed-up Mona Lisa.

Which is why we just can't quit her.

Click below to view the big, juicy gallery of Amy's crazy day. 

After you've spent a rrrrrrrromantic weekend with one Jennifer Aniston, lounging in the sun and sharing (roll that R) rrrrrrrromantic meals together, how does skip town undetected?

Well, when our interest is peaked, one doesn't.  But, one nearly did.

On Monday, John Mayer flew out of Miami and into LaGuardia (sneaky sneaky) looking all kinds of swoon-worthy.

Think Jen is lonely?












EXCLUSIVE photos by DEAN/DISCIULLO

Sure, she's on her way back to traffic school to fulfill her remaining duties as Miss DUI America, but since they don't let babies in the room where she immerses herself in weekly rigorous curriculum and counseling, Nicole Richie is as happy as a camper at Coachella (where she was also recently spotted sans her infant daughter Harlow).

The seemingly reluctant baby-mama was spotted in Van Nuys, California, on Wednesday, with a coffee in hand. Looks a lot like her last visit to the 'school' that we snapped.

Grey's Anatomy star Eric Dane dropped by a Beverly Hills Ducati dealership yesterday and took a bike for test-drive.

Hmm; does McSteamy have a taste for the wild side, or is he merely attempting to alleviate the pain of skyrocketing gas prices?

Given that the bike is an $80,000 model from Ecosso Moto Works, it's probably the former. Besides, actors tend not to be affected by gas prices; most of them have their vehicles modified to run on their own sense of entitlement. (We think.)

Hopefully he'll buy the bike. It would be great to see Eric and this guy tooling around town, flashing their unmentionables to everyone.

And if Patrick Dempsey thinks he's jealous of Dane's pecs, imagine the envy he'd feel about Eric's sweet ride.  

Click below to view the full gallery of EXCLUSIVE pics.
 

The kids at INF Daily say that Miley Cyrus is back on target (though we noticed her fly is down -- check out the pictures here).

Pacific Coast News peeps catch Chace Crawford in the act... of working out.

Flynet snaps pictures of the Beckhams in Napa. How romantic!

PopSugar observes that Dina Lohan is out-doing her daughter Lindsay in the partying department.

JustJared reports on Jason Biggs' secret wedding!

A Socialite's Life chronicles Paula Abdul's latest psychotic episode.

Celebslam scoffs at Clay Aiken's weird, red hairdo.

Go Fug Yourself wants you to cast your vote on Julianne Moore's racy Vogue cover.

The Gossip Girls note Benji's love song he wrote especially for Paris.

Celebrity Baby Blog posts pics of a pregnant Amy Poehler.

What Would Tyler Durden Do doubts the validity of People's most beautiful list.

This was a really difficult way for us to find out that John Mayer had left us for another woman.

We kid.

But really, now.  We spotted Jennifer Aniston and John Frickin’ Mayer (we believe that’s his legal middle name) cuddling up seaside in Miami middle of last week.  The two lounged in the sun and ordered snacks and drinks.  

Wait, what!??  Where did this come from?  Abwuh?

What do you think they chatted about?

John:  “You’re hotter.”
Jen:  “No, you’re hotter.”
John:  “No, you’re hotter.”
Jen:  “No, you’re hotter.”

We imagine it went on like this for hours.  Meanwhile we’ve been having that very debate in our own minds while staring at these (honestly) surprising images.

One thing’s for sure.  Jen, major upgrade from this guy.

A few days after this seaside romancing, they had some seaside dining.

What are your thoughts on this unexpected pairing?

You heard the rumors. 

Well, there they are.  Sunday evening.  Dining at the Mandarin Hotel in Miami.

Jennifer Aniston staring into the ocean.  John Mayer staring into her soul (it's kinda his thing).

Are these photos a little to anticlimactic for you?  Were you expecting more?  Fear not, Reader.  We have them.  Click HERE for the steamier, seaside, BIKINI-clad Aniston/SHIRTLESS Mayer nuzzling photos.  They should assuage your recalcitrant disbelief.

In the meantime, you can see where John and Jennifer reportedly prowled around Miami (Mandarin Hotel, Michael's Genuine Food and Drink, Casa Tua, and Atlas Plaza).












EXCLUSIVE photos by DEAN

 
What a multi-tasker that Pete Wentz is!

The Fall Out Boy bassist/possible father-to-be stopped at a Los Angeles gas station yesterday and occupied himself while waiting for the tank to fill by doing a little spelunking in his nostrils.

We guess that the hectic schedule of a celebrity leaves little time for decorum.

We'll have to try that our next time we fill up at the gas station. Maybe if we push our finger far enough, we'll poke ourselves in the brain and forget about how badly we're getting reamed by the oil companies.

 

Is tennis hottie Anna Kournikova developing maternal instincts?

Anna and her boyfriend, singer Enrique Iglesias, went out to dinner with friends in Miami on Monday night, and Anna pitched in with baby-handling duties, helpfully holding their friends' tot for them.

She appears to be a real natural at the whole thing, too. It kind of looks like she's juggling a sack of potatoes while jostling with an angry crowd in a bread line. Good thing she's considerably more graceful on the tennis court.  

Oh well; she'll apparently have plenty of time to brush up on her kid-juggling chops. According to Enrique, she has no intention of taking his hand in marriage anytime soon.

Click below to view the EXCLUSIVE photos.

Having succeeded at taking America by storm (and surprise), "Bleeding Love" singer Leona Lewis has now conquered Australia.  

Lewis—who debuted at the top of the Billboard 200 chart with Spirit this month, making her the first British artist to accomplish this task with a first album—performed a special showcase concert at the prestigious Sydney Museum of Contemporary Art last night.

On hand to enjoy Lewis' vocal acrobatics: Kim and Khloe Kardashian, along with a magnificent green handbag.

From all reports it was a soul-stirring performance, capped by Lewis' trademark, 23-minute klezmer rendition of Iron Butterfly's "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida."*

But more than that, it was an international cultural exchange the likes of which hasn't been seen since the 1986 release of Crocodile Dundee. And it proved that we can all get along, despite the fact that toilet water in America flushes clockwise, while Australian toilets flush counterclockwise, and British bathrooms are called "water closets," which just seems odd.**

Maybe there's hope for this troubled world yet.

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*probably not true, but it should be

**we're pretty sure that all of this is true



Photography by  DAVID G. MORGAN

While on the other side of the pond for the UK premiere of her action flick Speed Racer, Christina Ricci decided to be frank with the press... or at least tell them she'd scarf on a frankfurter in the event she remembered to eat.

Judging by the crazed look in her eye as she arrived at her London hotel on Tuesday, the thin actress needed some R&R and a meal.

During her England tour, she confided to a Telegraph reporter, who noted her frazzled demeanor, that she's pretty sure a photographer snapped a crotch shot. Good thing she was wearing panties!

She continued to speed through topics such as undressing in front of the camera, battling a boob-assaulting monkey on the set of her new movie, her distant relationship with her father (can we say Angelina Jolie?) and her crappy eating habits. "I eat crap... I forget to eat," she told the reporter.

Grab a Luna Bar, Christina and chant a few ohms!

Noted humanitarian Paris Hilton made her presence known at Kitson Boutique yesterday, accompanied by actor Ken Olandt.

Presumably the two were on hand to plead their case for some noble cause, given the intriguingly enigmatic message on Ms. Hilton's T-shirt, "We [Heart] to Erase MS."

Surely, Paris is trying to tell us something and raise awareness for some pressing issue. But what is it? What, in God's name, does she heart to  erase?

Mirthful Scribblings? MySpace Scandals? Martian Spaceships?

We wish Paris would just come out and tell us what she's trying to say. After all, it's not like she hasn't proven to be adept at using her mouth in the past.

Aw yeah, it's time for another Blog Jam! Are you ready to do it bloggy-style? Of course you are; who isn't? Let's proceed, shall we?

First off, Just Jared reports that Gisele Bundchen is getting her kicks!

A Socialite's Life has discovered another candidate for Father of the Year!

Celebslam notes that Lance Bass is a man's man!

Go Fug Yourself has a word or two to say about Lyndsey Fugdrigues!

The Gossip Girls discover that Lindsay Lohan is a scarlet woman!

Popsugar asks the question on everyone's mind!

Celebrity Baby Blog announces that Jason Lee is gonna be a daddy again!

And finally, What Would Tyler Durden Do has found a new party buddy!

See you tomorrow!

Gotta love the Australians; they have a true lust for life and, if these pictures are to be believed, they still regard Saturday Night Fever as the height of fashion.

A rambunctious group of Aussie tourists swarmed Lost actress Michelle Rodriguez and her female companion as the pair exited Villa nightclub last night.

It's uncertain who Michelle's leggy gal-pal is, or whether she's more than a friend to rumored bisexual Rodriguez. It's pretty clear, though, that she wasn't relishing the attention from either the tourists or the paps. At one point she stormed away from the gathering with a prominent scowl on her mug.

Shy? Or maybe Michelle threatened to hook up with a stray dog in Villa's restroom and ticked her buddy off.

Click below to view the full gallery.

Why is Italian pop star Carla Bruni's head bowed?

We're guessing she is embarrassed by the guy clutching her hand in seeming desperation -- French President Nicolas Sarkozy, her new husband. The couple, pictured here on Tuesday, are spending a few days during a state visit to Tunisia in Sidi Bou Said. 

France's economy is in the toilet, Sarkozy's party withdrew support and now his approval ratings have plummeted to an unprecedented all time low (lower than his predecessors). And the kicker -- he dumped his wife and quickly took up with Carla in a very public way.

I mean, what was France's newest first lady thinking? If you're the younger, hotter replacement for a President's wife, people are gonna talk smack!

Camon, Carla! Haven't you ever heard of Tammy Wynette? Stand by your man and hold your head high. Don't pretend you didn't know what you were getting into.











EXCLUSIVE Photography by ELIOT PRESS

New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady was witnessed departing from girlfriend Gisele Bundchen's apartment yesterday with a bit of luggage, sporting the latest in cat burglar chic in a black cap and jacket.

Once again the big, rugged jock employed the services of a trusty manservant to do the heavy lifting, even though it didn't appear that the luggage was too burdensome.

Guess you can't take any chances when your hands are entrusted with very important tasks such as winning Super Bowls. Or caressing Gisele Bundchen.

Click below to view the full gallery.

 

Hey, look; it's trainwreck troubadour Amy Winehouse, fresh from receiving a slap on the wrist for her assault charge last week! And she's peering out her front door in a most curious way.

What visitor could be causing Wine-O's astonished expression, and what could she be saying? You tell us.

Here are a few helpful suggestions to get you started:

"No, I don't want a bloody copy of The Watchtower."

"Hey, you're not my deal--err, uh, pizza!"

"Amy Winehouse death pool? Put me down for June 5th, mate."  

Remember this Us Weekly cover from many moons ago?  Well, we may have the answer to the ol' "Why Can't They Find Love?" question.  Seems there's a common denominator afoot.

Rumors have been a'swirlin' about a certain freshly tattooed gentleman that all three of these gals, as of last week, now have in common... and BauerGriffinOnline has the photos.

So, be sure to check back throughout the weeeeeek...

Seriously, would someone tell us if she'll ever stop? More importantly, can she be stopped?

Paris' little sis was scampering all over Los Angeles today, heading downtown to conduct some business in the garment district before ricocheting back up to Melrose Avenue to fuel up with an iced drink from The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf.

Whew! With a schedule and caffeine habit like hers, it's no wonder her legs are so skinny. Careful, Nicky; with the dry heat we've been having, those twigs just might catch on fire if they rub together while you're rushing around!

Click below to view the full gallery of EXCLUSIVE photos.

Yeah, that's right.  We saw Baby Mama this weekend.  Why?  Because we love us some Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, that's why.

Turns out, Poehler really is pregnant!  What?  That wasn't a spoiler.  We mean in real life. 

Woo woo!  She and husband Will Arnett are expecting their first child in the Fall.

Will their combined hilarity result in the funniest baby in the world?  Or, will their comedic gametes cancel each other out and the baby will end up with a personality as exciting as Nicole Kidman's? 

Naaaah.  The former.  For sure, the former.

Congrats!

By all means, please add a caption for Will's expression in the comments section.

It seems like eons since we've seen the likes of Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale, and Maui.

At long last, here they are, in Salt Lake City, Utah, filming the third installment of the great American cinematic masterpiece that is High School Musical.

We'll ignore the fact that Zac is stealing Miley Cyrus' move (except for us having just drawn attention to it... whatevs) and bring to the forefront something a tad more pressing:

Egads; we haven't seen this much gold lamé since last year's Sha Na Na convention.

Cosmetics company MAC kicked off the 13th Annual Australian Fashion Week in Sydney with its Gold Fever opening-night party. Among the attendees was Kylie Minogue's little sister Dannii. We don't know who the guy she's with is, but we're pretty sure he spends his weekends down at the boardwalk, standing perfectly still on a box and waiting for people to drop money in his hat so he can do his robot dance.

Sigh; it's Australian for fashion, mate.

Also in attendance were Cashmere Mafia's Miranda Otto and rapper Eve, who still hasn't washed off the paw prints that her pet bobcat left on her chest when she was last playing with him.

She recently ditched an extravagant Paramount party thrown in her honor that reportedly cost more than one-thousand C-notes (more than $100,000)! But Gwyneth Paltrow's handlers swear up and down she never intended to attend.

Either way -- failing to at least pop into an ultra-lavish party in which you are the star guest counts as diva behavior in our book.

Now that her youngest child Moses is out-growing the dirty diaper stage, something in Paltrow's life needed to remain poopy, we presume.

Looking every bit the smug offender, the party poo-pooer exits her New York hotel on Monday en route to a Late Show with David Letterman taping. She is in town to promote her movie Iron Man, which also stars Robert Downey Jr.

Minka Kelly and her lovely, cleavage-showcasing dress spent Saturday night at Villa Lounge, hobnobbing with other young, famous and beautiful folks.

But lest you get the impression that the Friday Night Lights babe is some kind of elitist, rest assured: Minka Kelly is a woman of the people.

After departing from the club, Minka graciously took time out to sign autographs. She even scribbled her Jane Hancock on one man's palm.

Lucky guy; we bet he'll never wash that palm again!

Which is unfortunate, because we suspect that palm is going to need a good washing pretty soon.

As a full on heatwave and fires continue to singe Southern California, celebs (especially those who may don flammable synthetic hair) were smart to leave.

San Antonio native Eva Longoria opted to come back to the scorching city. We assume she feels even more at home when So Cal is on fiyah -- since she is used to the Texas heat. 

These celebs were spotted at LAX on Monday:

• Host/model/extrovert Tyra Banks made a cool exit, donning a protective, fire retardant do-rag.
• Vogue's Andre Leon Talley swam in a blue, pool-sized tent as he grabbed his army fatigue-patterned bags. What a trouper.
• Mom extraordinaire Tina Simpson played den mother to daughter Ashlee's band, orchestrating their exodus from the oppressive heat.
• Aging-cream pusher woman Victoria Principle covered herself from head to toe -- burning embers will surely not damage her porcelain perfect skin.
• The smirk on Eva Longoria's face as she arrived in Los Angeles seemed to say, "Can't take the heat!?"

EXCLUSIVE photography by MO

We guess it only makes sense that such an, um, unique-looking woman as Tilda Swinton should have equally unconventional taste in jewelry.

Tilda was spotted at Damiani's in Milan, Italy over the weekend doing a little jewelry shopping, and seemed to have her sights set on an odd, snake-like ring.

We're not sure how well the ring will accessorize with her recently acquired Oscar statuette for her supporting role in Michael Clayton, but we bet a ring like that gives its owner really cool super-powers. Like, in Tilda's case, the ability to transport between Earth and her home planet in the blink of an eye.

Swinton will be spending a lot of time—and, from the looks of it, a lot of cash—in Milan in the coming months. She's scheduled to begin filming the Italian romance I Am Love there this summer.

The bad news? It's Monday again already.

The good news? It's time for the Monday Blog Jam again already!

In honor of the 63rd anniversary of Benito Mussolini's execution, let's dive into some juicy celebrity gossip!

First off, we here at Bauer-Griffin announce that it's Jessica Alba's party, and she can pout if she wants to!

INF Daily warns us that Michelle Trachtenberg has taken over Manhattan!

Pacific Coast News reports that Washington, D.C. got a lot dumber over the weekend.

Splash News notes that Heather Locklear is still a big flirt!

Flynet reveals that Kelly Osbourne can  be exposed to sunlight without spontaneously combusting!

Just Jared uses Salma  Hayek to scar us emotionally!

 A Socialite's Life exposes Ashton Kutcher's web of deceit!

Celebslam reports that Angie Everhart has been busted for glug-glum, vroom-vroom!

Go Fug Yourself says, "WTF?!!" to Wyclef Fug!

The Gossip  Girls report that everything is going according to schedule for Miley Cyrus!

Popsugar discovers that Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson are amok in Miami!

Celebrity Baby Blog checks in with Charlotte and Ruby Church!

And finally, What Would Tyler Durden Do wonders what Roger Clemens has been pitching to who?

See you tomorrow!

Hey, brah! Reality TV star/disgraced bounty hunter Duane "Dog" Chapman was out and about with his always-lovely wife, Beth, in Los Angeles this weekend, temporarily knocking Zsa Zsa Gabor and Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt from their spot as Hollywood's "It" couple.

Apparently with their show on, uh, "hiatus," Duane and Beth had time to work in a little shopping. You wouldn't think that the couple who seemingly has everything would have a need for shopping. Hmm. Maybe Duane picked up some buttons for his shirt, because he seems to be missing a few.

If he was smart, given his recent troubles, he picked up a book on cultural sensitivity.

But, truth be told, he doesn't seem that bright. So he probably picked up something totally unnecessary. Like Tan in a Can or something.

The stars came out to help families in crisis at the Silver Rose gala at the Beverly Hills Hotel on Sunday.

As if a charity auction was not enough, Halle Berry took it a step further with her own brand of therapy, displaying the healing powers of her post-baby bosom.

Feminist lawyer, who arrived pretty in pink, Gloria Allred showed up along with 'Tonight Show' host Jay Leno, fitness expert Suzan Hughs, comedienne Wanda Sykes and actress Elise Neal.











Photos by: AXELLE

We don't know quite what is going on with singer Faith Evans' hair in these photos.

What we do know, is that she is departing LAX with her son Christopher Wallace (whom she had with former husband and slain rapper Notorious B.I.G.).

We don't know the story of the other (adorable) baby she's taking flying.

What we do know, is that Christopher seems to be quite the nurturer!  Look at him.  11-years-old and looking after that lil one like a pro.  Cute stuff.

Anyone know the baby's deal?












EXCLUSIVE photos by MO

Wyclef Jean, what is on your head?

Mischa Barton, what is on your shoulders?

Big Bird is naked somewhere. 


Oh wait.  That's just Khloe Kardashian...

Outfits and the presence of certain attendees (namely Ms. Barton) confused us alike at the 2008 MTV Australia Awards held in Sydney last night.











Photos by David G. Morgan

With lipstick/liner like that, it's a mystery how this woman ever graduated from preschool.

Tarantulas, hide your daughters.  Karina Smirnoff's lashes are on the prowl.

Well, the rest of her Speed Racer premiere outfit is pretty on point.  If you'd like to see it (and we suggest you do), click here.  We especially like her nifty gold purse.

Photo by AXELLE

Go figure.

It's a wild-looking movie.  It's summer-ish in Los Angeles.  These two things combined are, apparently, reason enough to take risks on the fashion front.  At yesterday's L.A. premiere of Speed Racer, several stars did just that.

Ginnifer Goodwin.  You're nearly perfect.  Fun.  Playful.  Bullseye.

Emile Hirsch.  You're old enough to have been alive and cognizant when Britney and Justin wore the Texas tuxedos on the red carpet.  Have you not considered learning from the mistakes of others?

Christina Ricci.  We can't make up our minds.  But we adore you regardless.

Joel Silver.  You know what?  Yes.  Check plus.

To see the rest of the fashions and pass your own judgement, click any image for the 68-photo gallery of the premiere.











Photos by AXELLE

Sounds like a drunkard making explosion noises, right?

Yesterday, Orlando Bloom and girlfriend Miranda Kerr made a public appearance together, and it was magical.  The two attracted every lens in sight as they made their way into the Randwick Races in Sydney, Austalia.

How beautiful does Miranda look?  Those eyes.  That smile.  Her faaaaabulous outfit.  We love her.  And Orlando looks like he feels the same way.  In fact, he look really happy.  So "hoorays" all around.

Oh yeah.  And Hugh Jackman was there with his wife Deborra-Lee.

Sweet tortoise shell shades, Mr. Bloom.











Photos by David G. Morgan

Saturday evening, the stars walked the red rug at the Kodak Theatre in Hollywoodland for the 19th Annual GLAAD Media Awards.

Created by the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation, the awards "recognize and honor the mainstream media for their fair, accurate and inclusive representations of the LGBT community and the issues that affect their lives."  (thanks Wikipedia)

Janet Jackson was the recipient of this year's Vanguard Award, which is is presented annually "to honor a member of the entertainment community who has made a significant difference in promoting equal rights for LGBT people."

Can Janet take flight with those eyelashes or what?  Meow.











Photos by AXELLE

On Saturday, heartthrob of yesteryear, Jason Priestley, and heartthrob du jour, Chace Crawford made their way to Rockefeller Plaza to test out the new Mario Kart game for Nintendo.

Wha wha what!?  A new Mario Kart!!?  In our book, this merits an "OMFG" much more than most antics on Gossip Girl or 90210. 

Seriously.  We're wildly excited about it.  In fact, we're going to consume this here banana then throw the peel out onto Melrose Ave in celebration.  Later, we will launch turtle shells out of our car until we're arrested.  It's for a good cause, people.

This just in:  Teen girls (and 30-year-old women) everywhere are reportedly fantasizing about life as a Wii steering wheel controller.











Photos by CV

While everybody else is working for the weekend (hey there, Loverboy fans), Gerard Butler and Katherine Heigl are working on the weekend.

Yesterday, the hot co-stars were spotted filming their upcoming flick "The Ugly Truth."  Even though they were seated within inches of each other in between takes, the two preferred to keep to their respective reading material than to chat with each other.  And we completely understand this choice.  It was (and is) blazing in Los Angeles.   With Katherine and Gerard being incredibly hot regardless of the weather, any interaction between the two, added to the already uncomfortably warm temperature, could just make the heat situation get out of control.

So, read away.  And don't dare you speak, lest we find ourselves in a situation similar to this one.











Photos by SHINN

Please don't let it be for a role.  Please oh please just let that facial hair have happened out of his own free will!

On Friday, John Travolta accidentally left his a**less chaps at home and showed up to the Hollywood Walk of Fame to honor former-Disney honcho Michael D. Eisner with a star.  Also in attendance, Bob Iger and two people who are counting their lucky stars that their horrified faces could be concealed under mouse masks.

Hulk Hogan called*.  You may have a copyright infringement suit to deal with, John.











Photos by AXELLE


*not true

No doubt about it, Elijah Wood and Desperate Housewives' Shawn Pyfrom are hot young stars. And they're no doubt that much hotter this weekend, as they hang out at the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival in Indio, California, where the temperature is expected to exceed the 100-degree mark today. Make sure to wear sunscreen and drink plenty of water, guys!

The three-day festival's headliners this year are Jack Johnson, Prince and Roger Waters, though we're betting Elijah was there to see The Breeders and Swervedriver. He just seems cool like that.

Jessica Alba was spotted out with beau Cash Warren and some friends–including Weeds star Romany Malco–having dinner at Creperie in Los Angeles last night.

Hmm; could it have been an early birthday dinner for the mom-to-be, who turns 27 on Monday?

Could be, but that would fail to explain Alba's glum expression. You'd think that she'd have plenty to be happy about, what with a baby on the way, the fame, the fortune, and her status as one of the hottest women to ever roam the planet.

Maybe Jessica should take a hint from her buddy Romany; if anyone knows how to put on a happy face, it's that guy.

Click below to view the full gallery of EXCLUSIVE photos.

Paris Hilton and beau Benji Madden are a tag-team of mayhem. Let us review the facts:

April 8: Paris proclaims her love for Benji on her blog. *Barf*

April 17: Paris appears at the Russian MTV Movie Awards. Reports surface about her stay in Moscow claiming she wrote "Paris Moscow 2008" on expensive wallpaper, got blacklisted from the hotel where she stayed and got slapped with a $9,000 fine. Her reps later say the claims are false.

April 22: The buzz is that Paris is ready to wed Benji (and star in their nuptial ceremony alongside his brother Joel Madden and her on-again-off-again BFF Nicole Richie -- a report Paris later denies). It's only been two months people! Don't pick out the China patterns just yet!

April 24: A photog wailed in pain after the couple drove off from Foxtail in Los Angeles after they reportedly ran over his foot. The paparazzo is said to have filed a hit and run complaint. (Photos of the ill-fated evening appear on this post. Is Paris laughing at the hit-and-run victim? What a spoiled wench!)

April 24: Rumors swirl that Paris is the Yoko of Good Charlotte and that Benji's band mates want her gone.

 

You may recognize Mr. Romany Malco from 40-Year-Old Virgin or from Tina Fey's flick Baby Mama (opening this weekend).  Today, we recognized him at King's Road Cafe where he met up with his optometrist.

Wait, what?  An eye exam over lunch?  We thought SAG's health plan was a little better than that...  Oh, crazy times in this post-strike (and possibly, pre-strike) world.

Malco tried on a few different frames and showed off some hilarious expressions, possibly to convey the effectiveness of each lens' prescription?  Whatever the reason, it looked like a fun meal.

After all the boring business was out of the way, Malco and his eye doc traded (and laughed over) dirty photos on their cell phones.  Sure beats reading the letter chart!

"Can you see the breast?  How about now?  And now?  Okay, now cover your left eye."












EXCLUSIVE photos by MATEI

Mariah Carey, contrary to what recent posts might lead one to believe, we actually do like you.  We (shamefully) cannot stop playing your latest single.

In fact, we aren't going to dwell on rehashed news of your backing track's embarrassing malfunction on Good Morning American today because know you us, you have given us plenty more to dwell on.

We say kudos to you, you professional, for working your way through it.  We also say kudos to you for being so frickin' fabulous that your microphone, your ear piece, and your mic stand were all completely covered in rhinestones like a glove of Michael Jackson.

But then-- Oooooh then.  You had to cover up your minidress in YET ANOTHER CROPPED JACKET!  We refuse to let go of this rant, Mariah.  While we don't spend a great deal of time imagining about your boobs (you leave little for us to imagine), we imagine more than just your boobs get cold.

Apparently, you and Alicia Keys are shopping at the same extraterrestrial mall (and both give directions to it in a similar fashion, see above photo and here).












Photos by WORKUM/STEVE SANDS

Nick Lachey looked a little sillier than usual today, as he attempted to entertain his niece Isabella after dropping her off, along with his brother Drew and Drew's wife Lea, at Los Angeles International Airport today.

Before sending the relatives off,  Uncle Nick made funny faces at little Isabella in an effort to get a laugh out of the tot.

Now those are some solid uncle skills. Though he probably did the same thing with Jessica Simpson.

We can imagine the nights those two spent together, with Nick jiggling his keys as Jessica looked on in mesmerized awe. Or throwing a blanket over Jessica's head, then pulling it off while squealing, "Peek-a-boo!" and Jessica giggling with amazement that everything was still in the same place it was before the world went black.

We don't know why they didn't include those moments as extras on the DVDs of Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica.

Click below to view the full gallery of EXCLUSIVE photos.

Actor James Woods decided to get a piece of the celeb-feedery action today by lunching at Joan's on Third with a ladyfriend. 

After the meal, James chatted with a videographer and photographers.  Among his verbal news nuggets, James said he is supporting John McCain in the upcoming presidential election, noting that he has known McCain for many years.  He also got rather excited at the sight of our photog's Nikon D3, claiming he wanted one but was weary of the price tag.  Right.

Before heading off altogether, James happily signed an autographed and posed for a photo with three female fans who were too young for even him to date.












Photos by MATEI

Meet the Spartans star Carmen Electra and her brand-new fiance, Rob Patterson, touched down at Los Angeles International Airport today, just a day after the couple publicly announced their engagement.

Carmen sure does look happy with her hubby-to-be, who tours as a guitarist with nu-metal band Korn. And we wish them all the luck in the world.

But we have to wonder, will Rob end up being freaky enough for her? After all, her former husbands were Dennis Rodman and Dave Navarro. Not to mention her self-confessed crush on Joan Jett.

Tattoos and Jack Lord-inspired hairdo aside, this Rob fellow looks pretty well-adjusted.

Maybe he should book a consultation session with Ozzy.

Of course, Ozzy is a great example of the horrors that can ensue when a marriage lasts, so maybe not.

Sigh; love is tricky...

Click below to view the EXCLUSIVE photos.

Singer/human train wreck Amy Winehouse was arrested today for allegedly assaulting two men early Wednesday morning.

Winehouse allegedly punched one man inside a bar before head-butting another guy when he tried to hail her a cab.

Apparently unconcerned with her impending legal woes, Winehouse was out and causing a ruckus again last night. The beehived belter was asked to leave a bar when she was allegedly caught using drugs in the bathroom. (Winehouse's representatives outright deny this claim. Of course, they might be biased.)

The charges carry a possible sentence of six months if Winehouse is convicted.

The bad news would be, the celebrity-gossip mill would likely crawl to a halt without Amy's shenanigans to report.

The good news would be, her head-first spiral into self-destruction would at least come to a temporary halt. Probably.
 

We wanted to add a question mark at the end of that title, but we refrained.

Last night, the final five American Idols headed out to the British Consul General's Residence in L.A. for the BritWeek 2008 Champagne Launch celebrating 50 years in Los Angeles.

What?

Exactly.

Apparently, BritWeek's objective, according to its website, " is to generate publicity and broaden awareness of the importance" of the relationship of British links with Los Angeles.

What?

Exactly.

Let us know if you can make sense of any of that.  In the meantime, if you love the Brits (we do!) and you love American Idol (we sometimes do!), browse the massive photo gallery of the event.












Photography by AXELLE

Minnie Driver  is the antithesis of Austin Powers' 'Fat Bastard': Even though everyone knows she is with bambino, she obviously feels the need to conceal it.

Her black dress and big, yellow Diane Von Furstenberg tote scream, "don't look at what's in my belly!"

She was in Dublin, Ireland, on Friday launching a 'Fashion Targets Breast Cancer' campaign.

Awww, yeah, it's Friday! Let's dive head-first into the weekend with some sweet, juicy celebrity gossip.

First off, your pals here at Bauer Griffin note that Paul McCartney has something huge to report!

Pacific Coast News unveils Hollywood's biggest athletic supporters!

INF Daily spends some mommy-daughter time with Jennifer and Violet Garner!

Flynet dishes on celebrity gluttons!

Splash News reveals that Benji Madden is a road menace!

Just Jared wonders when Gwyneth Paltrow is going to fight the lion!

A Socialite's Life offers a sneak preview of Madge's latest masterpiece!

Celebslam reveals that history is going to repeat itself in a most awesome way!

Go Fug Yourself wants you to meet Fugchel Zoe!

The Gossip Girls whisper about Amy Winehouse's wild night!

Popsugar delivers a Harlow Madden update!

Celebrity Baby Blog says that A-Rod has knocked another one out of the park!

And finally, What Would Tyler Durden Do has bad news for Ashlee and Pete!

See you on Monday!

Yes, certain female celebrities have boosted their fading notoriety in recent years by slyly flashing their nether regions to the paparazzi while emerging from cars.

Yes, Amy Winehouse's public image could use a boost right about now.

No, we will never regain our sight or be able to stop vomiting for the rest of our lives if we ever catch a glimpse of Amy's lady parts.

If you are considering going this route, Amy, please stop right now. We beg of you.

In other news, Amy Winehouse created a frenzy when she visited her goddaughter's school in South London yesterday. Click below to view the full gallery. And let us never speak of this again.

Apparently Jamie Hince of The Kills is dying to see more of his waif model girlfriend Kate Moss. So he has devised a plan to wear X-ray glasses.

He tested the powers of these funky-looking red frames as he headed out in London on Friday.

What's in the brown satchel, Jamie? Perhaps food for Kate... plan B.
 

Former Will and Grace star Debra Messing shared an affectionate smooch with her four-year-old son, Roman, at Los Angeles International Airport yesterday as they prepared to depart.

Cute kid. And remarkably well-behaved in the airport.

Unlike some celebrity spawn we've seen.

Click below to view the full gallery of EXCLUSIVE photos.

Today, Leighton Meester wore her Blair Waldorf fabulosity best while filming scenes for Gossip Girl at Manhattan's Heliport on the East River.

Meanwhile, Michelle Trachtenberg wore her Georgina Sparks dowdiest and joined up for the filming.

Oh no!  Isn't Georgina supposed to be Serena's sworn rival?  And isn't Blair supposed to be Serena's BFF!?

Yesterday, a wedding, today, a scandal on the loose!  As if we needed more reasons to love Gossip Girl...












Photos by ANDERSON

Of course, at the time we were running a 108-degree fever and we also thought there was a leprechaun in the corner of our bedroom singing "Helter Skelter" to us. Backwards. In Arabic.

Luckily, Elisabeth Hasselbeck was only attending the My Little Pony Tea Party at Madison Square Garden today with her daughter Grace, sister-in-law Sarah and nieces, Annabelle and Mallory.

Have a good time, kids! And watch out for that leprechaun.

Are things really that slow in Los Angeles today?

Judging by the number of photographers with their lenses aimed through the window of Jessica Galvan Hair Studio, a passerby might think, "Is Posh Spice getting extensions put in?"  or, "Did Lindsay Lohan go back to red?"  or, "Is Britney Spears shaving her head again?"

And, just like that hypothetical passerby, our hopes completely deflated when Amanda Bynes walked out of the salon. 

Well, it's nice to see she's gone brunette again... and that her dog is growing up... and that she has the same handbag as every other young starlet.

Hmmm, maybe Scott Wolf is still house-hunting (read: yawn).












Photos by CHRIS

Looks like your prayers have fallen on deaf ears, Wesley.

Today the Blade star was sentenced to three years in prison—the maximum sentence available—for willfully failing to file tax returns from 1999 to 2001.

Judge William Terrell Hodges noted that the harsh sentence was justified, as Snipes had shown a "history of contempt [for tax laws] over a period of time."

Snipes said that he was "very sorry for my mistakes and errors,"  adding, "I am an idealistic, naive, passionate, truth-seeking, spiritually motivated artist, unschooled in the science of law and finance."

We totally feel you, Wesley; until we received our Ph.D in economics, we had no idea that we had to pay taxes either.

Good luck, buddy, and take heart; at least you're not this guy. Talk about a miscarriage of justice.

We're pretty sure Cindy Crawford has been compared to a sexy car once, twice, or three thousand times in her life.  And we were fairly certain she drove one.  We just didn't peg her as a Bentley girl!

Today, the supermodel furniture-designing mother and her handsome hubby, Rande Gerber, were spotted leaving a SoCal residence, arm in arm.  They do look rather in love!

Despite their obvious affection for each other, sharing a ride was not in the cards for the high profile pair.  After their cuddly jaunt down the driveway, Cindy hopped in her Bentley while Rande rode away in his Mercedes.

Maybe they have a hand-me-down vehicle they can donate to this fellow.












EXCLUSIVE photos by ISBP/DANIELLE

Johnny Drama (aka Kevin Dillon) rolls in a drama-free ride.  We are loving his dusty, keypad security system, open-trunked Oldsmobile.

We just hope he doesn't go the way of Zac Efron and trade in his sweet Oldsmobile for an Audi.  Someone in this town's gotta keep things unique.

Did you eventually get that thing closed, Kevin?  Or, will it require some hook-ended bungee cords?  Should we be expecting a Saran wrap and duct tape window soon?  *crosses fingers in hope*











Photos by ISBP

Man, smoking is getting to be a really expensive habit these days.

Actor Shia LaBeouf was fined $500 today after being arrested on February 18 in Burbank for smoking in front of a downtown store, which is apparently a crime in that nanny state hellhole fine and upstanding city.

The District Attorney agreed to drop the charge in exchange for LaBeouf paying the fine. Last month the Transformers star faced a $1,000 bench warrant when neither he nor his lawyer showed up for a hearing relating to the incident, but the warrant was rescinded the next day.

Maybe you should look at this as one more reason to cut out the ol' cancer sticks, Shia. It might be a good idea to pass the word on to this chick, too.

"It's only a movie... it's only a movie... it's only a movie..."

Yes, we're aware that Evan Rachel Wood was only hanging out with Larry David in New York's Lower East Side on Tuesday because they are filming an upcoming Woody Allen film.

And, as we are trying to remind ourselves, movies aren't real.

But Larry David's scrawny, fuzz-covered legs are.

And seeing the two of them together like this is plaguing our imagination with visions of the two of them mating.

Which is far scarier than anything ever conjured up by Evan's real-life beau, shock-schlock rocker Marilyn Manson.

Although there is an upside to all of this.

We've just freed up space in our speed-dial by removing the number for the Poison Control Center. And placing a copy of this photo in our medicine cabinet.

Because if ever there was a pictorial equivalent to extra-strength ipecac, it's this photo.

Lisa Rinna's daughter Amelia is ca-ute!  Look at her, all shy and smiling as she and mom pop into a Beverly Hills grocery (please, save some Doritos for us).

How much do you think the Tooth Fairy pays in the Hamlin-Rinna household?  Two teeth probably goes for a lot more than a bag of Doritos...

Click any image to see Lisa and Amelia's smiley stroll.

Hello, gossip-hounds!

It's Thursday, and you know what that means—only four more days until it's Monday again!

We're not ones to jump the gun on a party, but let's go ahead and celebrate the beginning of another work week early with a piping-hot pile of celebrity dirt.

Just Jared notes that Heather Locklear can still wear a bikini.

A Socialite's Life wonders if Eva Longoria and Tony Parker's wedded bliss is more staged than the moon landing.

Celebslam reports that Denise Richards and Heather Locklear have something in common.

Go Fug Yourself says, "Bleagh!" to Kelly Fugbourne.

The Gossip Girls wonder how strong the power of prayer really is anyway.

Popsugar treats us to some tasty eye candy.

Celebrity Baby Blog gives us reason to breathe a huge sigh of relief.

And finally, What Would Tyler Durden Do presents the classiest woman ever.

See you next time!

The Tina Fey/Amy Poehler movie Baby Mama had its premiere at the Ziegfeld Theater during the 7th Annual Tribeca Film Festival last night, drawing a small galaxy of stars to its screening.

Along with Fey and Poehler, Baby Mama supporting players Steve Martin and Sigourney Weaver were in attendance. Kristen Bell, Chevy Chase, Faye Dunaway, 30 Rock's Judah Friedlander, Seth Green, Chris Kattan, Robert De Niro, Danica Patrick and Molly Shannon also came by to check out the flick.

A gripping psychological thriller, Baby Mama features Fey and Poehler as grizzled homicide detectives whose latest case leads them into the lurid world of modern sex slavery and draws them into a web of intrigue and suspense.

We think.

Oh, no. Wait. It's a comedy about surrogate pregnancy.

Never mind.

 

Guess who put one earbud in, put one earbud out, did the hokey pokey, and walked it all about in West Hollywood today?

Click the photo to prove yourself right!

Has Lily's relationship with producer Robertson Furze gone sour already?

Actually, that's Lily's pal, Gavin and Stacey star James Corden, leaving the Groucho Club in the Soho area of London last night after an evening of merry-making.

And, while there have been rumors that the two are dating, Corden denied such a relationship to the BBC earlier this month.

Lily probably just keeps him around so that she'll look less fat in comparison.

And you know what? It works!

Can Will.i.am keep it going into the wee hours of the morning? Yes he can, and apparently so can the mystery woman he was spotted with last night.

The Black Eyed Peas frontman, who'll be portraying John Wraith in the upcoming X-Men Origins: Wolverine, was spotted leaving 50 St. James' Casino sometime after 4 a.m. this morning, accompanied by an unknown female companion.

Goodness; if he was at the casino that late, he must have been on a very lucky run. Though something tells us his night probably got luckier from there. 

The life of a movie starlet isn't all glamor and glitz. For instance, once in a while a simian co-star will reach out and grab your mammary gland.

Speed Racer star Christina Ricci recently revealed that a chimp used in the movie got a little too grabby on the set.

"The chimp jumped over and grabbed my left breast and hung off me," Ricci recalled. "It happened in the middle of the first take on the first day of shooting–it was painful."

Eventually crew members were able to pry the beast loose, but not without a little humor at Ricci's expense: "They thought it was hilarious and constantly reminded me the whole time we filmed."

Sounds like that monkey's a real swinger. 

Troubled starlet Mischa Barton may have made some errors in judgment recently, but she seems to have at least one priority straight.

"I don't have a problem with nudity," the former O.C. starlet, seen here at a press conference for the MTV Australia Awards (for which she'll be presenting on Saturday), told the press while promoting her recent film, Closing the Ring, in Tokyo yesterday.

Mischa bares all for a sex scene in the romantic drama, and claims that "it's not your average sex scene. The nudity is about [her character's] innocence. There is something tragic and heartbreaking about it."

Hmmm; tragedy and heartbreak, in relation to a Mischa Barton nude scene? Seems unlikely, but we'll make sure to stock up on Kleenex before watching it anyway.

  

Thank you, Pete Wentz.

Lately our thoughts have been consumed by a puzzling matter: Who is the worst dude on the planet? Osama bin Laden, Kim Jong-il, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, or Pete Wentz?

The question was so troubling that we were coming down with a collective case of the vapors.

Luckily,  Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz cured our quandary at the Bape clothing store opening on Los Angeles' Melrose Ave. last night.

Sure, it might be presumptuous of Wentz to declare himself the winner of this dubious honor, but we're going to go ahead and agree with him on this one. Yes, bin Laden, Jong-il and Ahma ... Ahma .... Ahma-not-sure-how-to-pronounce-his-name have caused great misery and threatened to bring the planet to the brink of nuclear destruction, but if rumors are to be believed, Wentz put a kid in Ashlee Simpson.

At the very least, it's probably a draw.

Also at the opening were Jermaine Dupri, Jonah Hill, Paula Patton, Robin Thicke, Kanye West, Pharrell Williams and Serena Williams.

But you know what? None of them are the Worst. Dude. On. The. Planet.

Click below to view the full gallery.

Paul McCartney sure does have a lot to say lately.

Yesterday he not only reaffirmed his status as a bipedal creature, but offered an estimate of the width of his ex-wife's posterior.

Actually, we're not sure what Macca was signifying–for all we know, he was doing "jazz hands."

McCartney was at the James Hyman Gallery in London for the opening of a Linda McCartney exhibit, which featured 28 platinum photographs taken by Paul's deceased first wife. The exhibit, which was curated by Macca and his daughter Mary, features portraits of John Lennon, Mick Jagger, Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, and Simon and Garfunkel, among other '60s musical icons.

The exhibit featured celebrities who weren't hanging on the wall too, drawing attendees such as George Michael, David Gilmour, Kate Moss, Neil Tennant and former model Twiggy.

Perhaps McCartney will curate an exhibit devoted to his second wife sometime in the near future. "Life With a One-Legged Harpy: My Journey Through Hell," maybe?

 

We'll call this a roll, and note that we're on it.

Look where else we "spotted" Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge.  They do get around.


All in light of this.



*plainly, composite

Hold the motha' f***in' phone!

You might wanna sit down for this.


Mariah Carey was spotted out last night sans cropped jacket.


We know.  We know.  In through the nose, out through the mouth.

However, the painful-looking status of her cleavage has us, uh, almost wishing she was wearing a jacket (but still, not a cropped jacket-- heaven forbid her waist get cold again).  Mariah was attending the release party of her album E=MC^2 at Mr. Chow's in New York City. 

Nice legs, 'n' stuff.












Photos by Steve Sands

Who says it's too soon for Part II?

Not us!


We're just spending the day being bewildered by this phenomenon.




*cleary, a composite