Hey, now here's an idea that's bound to produce spectacular results: Take Amy Winehouse, who's been struggling with recovery and was recently seen snorting vodka at a nightclub, and team her up with substance-abuse poster boy Pete Doherty!
The Babyshambles frontman and former Kate Moss beau was spotted weaving his way to Winehouse's home yesterday, guitar in one hand, notebook in the other.
Presumably, Wine-O and Doh-boy are engaging in a songwriting partnership.
This promises to be a collaboration every bit as delightful as blood and urine. Or infants and uncovered electrical outlets.
In short, we can't wait for the results.
Somebody should get a video camera rolling, because this has the potential to be one bang-up reality-TV series.
fuk off and leave him alone you sad bastards!