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Or rather, Jamie Lynn Spears' shirt proclaimed that she is a "Phat Lady."
Why ya gotta be all down on women, JLS's Shirt? Oh, no, see, it's phat with a P H, which means--
--Remember when that used to be an actual conversation? We were just being nostalgic...
Earlier today, Jamie Lynn was spotted moving some BABY items from her car to her cousin's vehicle in Mississippi.
Are the baby things for Jamie Lynn's soon-to-be little one? Or, is she practicing her Mom Skillz with someone else's child? If it's the former, the stuff was PINK. We're just sayin'...
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Jamie Lynn Spears is Phat.
After yesterday's church/manicure/errands spree, then today's coffee/recording session, Miley Cyrus and her mama Tish headed to boutiques Elizabeth Albert and Weekendz Only.
We sincerely hope those bags are filled with swag-galore. Miley is a hard-workin' little lady which, for some reason, makes us hope she is rewarded with piles of free stuff. Weird, we know. We're going to the doctor to have that whole sympathy thing looked at.
(Love the off-the-shoulder gray sweatshirt. It's bizarrely perfect.)
Click any image to see Miley and Mom shop away!
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Miley Cyrus Puts Energizer Bunny to Shame.
And NOW, Janice Dickinson did that (see above)!!!
We think it is time for someone to leave Maui. That someone is not us.
Sorry, Janice. But, we like you better when you're doing silly little "heel-clicking" poses, like yeh:
And, no. That is not Jeffrey Sebelia from Project Runway. Twinsies much?
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Janice Dickinson, It Burns! It Burns!.
It seems that Hayden Panettiere will feel right at home in Vancouver where she is filming I Love You Beth Cooper. She could get one cup at one Starbucks, then walk across the street to get the other. Perfie!
We realize this sort of hilarity is nothing too too abnormal, but it doesn't diminish our being amused by it each and every time it's brought to our attention.
Apparently, Canadians can't get enough Starbucks either. We're not so different after all. *sigh/smile*
Ahhhh, Best of Show. Such a good movie...
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Just for Fun: Canadians, Not So Different After All.
You'd think that a gal who's mastered the art of nude modeling wouldn't have much of a problem with a few simple dance moves.
Alas, it apparently isn't so.
The Hills star proved to be woefully unable to perform the "YMCA" dance as she left this morning's appearance on Live With Regis and Kelly.
As you can see, Audrina failed to extend her arms properly, resulting in the formation of the letter "U."
Now, don't get us wrong. We have nothing against the UMCA. The University of Missouri Center for Agroforestry is a fine educational facility.
But it's hardly a place to get yourself clean, have a good meal, and do whatever you feel.
Perhaps Audrina should take some dance lessons from this guy. He's really got it going on.
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Audrina Patridge Fails at YMCA Dance.
Goodness gracious, Avril Lavigne seems to have matured.
The perma-scowl has disappeared.
She no longer wears so much eyeliner that she looks like a raccoon with breasts.
And, as evidenced here, she's now capable of having at least seven pictures of herself taken without flipping the bird. What a milestone!
She's even cheery enough to sign autographs for fans, even though she had to get up totally early to appear on Live With Regis and Kelly this morning.
Sure, we wish she'd wash that Pepto-Bismol out of her hair, but one step at a time, we suppose.
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Avril Lavigne Smiles, World Gasps.
Miley Cyrus must be the hardest-working teenager in showbiz.
She just won two Kids' Choice Awards and, not content to rest on her laurels, she's already back to work on her next musical masterpiece.
Miley was spotted heading to the Levels Audio recording studio in Los Angeles today, but not before heading to the Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf for a little caffeination and, perhaps, inspiration.
It's obvious that she wants to share her music with her fans as quickly as possible. She doesn't even worry that the coffee might stunt her growth—she's just that dedicated.
We don't understand why some people say that they wish the tight jeans that her dad, Billy Ray Cyrus, used to wear during his "Achy Breaky Heart" days had left him sterile.
Those kind of comments are cruel, and not conducive to building the kind of peaceful world that Miley strives to create.
We think that people who say that sort of thing are just jealous—of Miley's success, popularity, and close relationship with her mom, who is totally not glomming onto Miley's career.
What do you think? Let us know—but not before clicking through the full gallery below.
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Miley Cyrus: Still Awesome.
You say she's just wearing GOBS AND GOBS of foundation?
Oh. Okay. Um, well. Cool then.
Masiela Lusha (of the George Lopez show), you're a pretty gal, with a beautiful smile and (from what we've heard) a lovely personality.
But, uh, fire your makeup artist. The foundation overload is rendering your hairline a skin line. And that is wrong. And scary.
We'd mention the bra strap if our own weren't currently hanging out of our tank top (they're tricky, and we're not about to wear Hollywood Tape every day). Also, the shoes... and we like you as a brunette.
That's all. We promise! So sorry. Okay then... Masiela was at the Nim's Island premiere.
Click any image to decide for yourself whether or not it's a mask.
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Masiela Lusha Wears a Mask of Masiela Lusha.
At yesterday's Nim's Island premiere, handsome lad Gerard Butler found himself the victim of an unannounced confetti maelstrom.
Really, Confetti? You are tiny pieces of paper. You thought you could take down one King Leo-frickin'-nidas?
Nice try. Butler fought back at the confetti, biting at it with his super-straight chompers and screaming* threats at the paper bits that if they continued to rain and blot out the sun, he would bite them in the shade.
Really though, Gerard was playful about the whole thing and was seen flashing his *swoon* smile shortly after the storm subsided. Once again: *swoon*
Click any image to see Gerard Butler battling confetti.
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Gerard Butler Attacked! ...by confetti.
So, the film stars Little Miss Sunshine, King Leonidas, and Jodie Foster-- a trio I'm sure the general public has secretly been yearning to see onscreen.
Click any image to see the red carpet for Nim's Island, Caucasian Bai Ling Phoebe Price and all.
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Nim's Island Premieres.
Bach was spotted vacationing on a Maui beach this weekend, looking a bit baggy and saggy in her bikini.
Oh, sure, she might not look as atrocious as this, but we're not sure what gravity's having a bigger effect on: the ocean's waves or Pam's wizening form.
We bet the Hoff is drunkenly chuckling into a hamburger somewhere right now.
But that's mainly because it's Monday.
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Pamela Bach Scares Maui Beachgoers.
The inevitable cancellation of NBC's The Bionic Woman hasn't slowed down its star, Michelle Ryan. The soon-to-be-former Jaime Sommers was spotted in North London, filming the upcoming ITV1 drama, Mr. Eleven.
The show's plot revolves around a woman who's obsessed with the theory that British women tend to settle down with their 11th partner. After marrying the man who she thinks is her 11th lover, a confession from a former partner reveals that her new husband is, in fact, her 10th lover.
Sounds a little complicated to us; we'll stick to our Benny Hill Show re-runs, thanks very much. That bald dude was hilarious.
Even so, we wish Michelle all the luck in the world in her new venture. And we love the red jacket. It looks like this guy isn't the only one who can rock Michael Jackson's look better than Jack-o himself.
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Michelle Ryan Gets On With Her Life.
PLUS, below the aforementioned "Scorcese, Stones" is "IMAX." YES! We have dreamed about it for years. And, thanks to Martin Scorcese, our long-held DREAM of seeing Keith Richards' raisin-y face on a 50-foot high screen is FINALLY COMING TRUE!
We're done on the caps now. Really. But, Shine a Light sounds pretty cool. Apparently, Scorcese followed the legendary band around for two days in the Fall of 2006 while the Stones played the intimate Beacon Theater in NYC.
The film's premiere brought out some unexpected appearances, including new mom Jennifer Lopez and husband Marc Anthony, singer Vanessa Carlton, designer Tommy Hilfiger, actress Michelle Yeoh, and more!
Click any image to see who showed up for an intimate night with the Rolling Stones.
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Scorcese Shines a Light on the Rolling Stones.
After appearing on the Today Show this morning, we spotted the Aussie songstress leaving the Mercer Hotel in Soho before heading to JFK airport. Guess where she's going?
All signs point to Hollywoodland! Kylie is scheduled to perform on Dancing With the Stars. Hopefully, Kylie's presence on the show will make some of the DWTS hoofers to reconsider their toxic lifestyle choices.
Click any image to see the fantabulous Minogue headin' out of Soho.
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Kylie Minogue is Striped and Stateside.
Boo to the film's costumer for putting Kate in knee-length spandex pants. Those things do not go over well on petite gals. We know from experience.
We are kinda digging Kate Hudson's bangs. And Anne is always all kinds of lovely. But, after spending so much time in Miami, do you think Kate will have a hard time adjusting to the cooler temps up north? Or, do you think she is expecting a visitor from the Floridian warmth?
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Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway are Running and "Warring".
Self-professed "world's first supermodel" Janice Dickinson apparently forgot to iron her skin before putting it on, but that didn't keep her from flaunting her crumpled form in a tiny bikini and skimpy shorts while vacationing in Maui this weekend.
Former America's Next Top Model host Janice, who is presumed to be 53—carbon-dating has proven inconclusive—should perhaps consider transitioning into a more modest fashion sense. Or a trip to the cosmetic surgeon.
At the very least, Janice, clip some clothespins behind your legs, before the elephants start pointing at your knees and snickering.
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Janice Dickinson's New Wrinkle in Fashion.
If only we were so prepared when we get our nails done. Miley (who started the day with skinny jeans tucked into her flat boots), made sure to have some flip flop sandals and loose sweats so she wouldn't ruin her pedicure. Such a planner, that one.
Oh, by the by, we LOVE Miley's grandma. We think her hair is full of secrets.
Click any image to see Miley and family out and about on a gray Sunday.
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Miley Cyrus Gets Her Nails Did.
Naomi Watts dropped in on the set of X-Men Origins: Wolverine in Sydney to visit hubby Liev Schrieber today, apparently unfazed by the fact that any delay in the movie's production will most likely throw geeks everywhere into spasms of impotent rage and furious message-boarding.
Maybe Liev forgot to bring his lunch with his when he left this morning.
Or maybe Naomi wanted to make sure there wasn't anything funny going on with any of his co-stars. Like, say, Liev and Hugh Jackman petting each other's muttonchop sideburns.
Jeez; no wonder Liev is so fond of scooters; a man's gotta get out on his own sometimes.
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Naomi Watts Is Inescapable .
Look! Up in the sky! It's... it's ... it's....
Well, what is it, Chris Noth?
Noth was back in New York on Saturday, shooting Law and Order: Criminal Intent after the show's hiatus.
No big surprise there; the man is nothing if not a yeomanly thespian.
What did raise our eyebrows, however, was Noth's intense gaze skyward. Was he experiencing a UFO sighting? Was it Superman? The Goodyear blimp?
Mutant mosquitoes the size of sheepdogs?
We're gonna choose to believe the latter, if only because we'd like to see him hanging out with his buddies, telling them, "I swear to God, they were this big!"
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What Is Chris Noth Looking At? .
Welcome to Monday, people! Let's slip away from the work week's most dreaded day with some juicy celebrity gossip: First off, we here at Bauer-Griffin ask, "Are Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson shacking up?"
Pacific Coast News discovers that Tom lets Katie eat sometimes!
Flynet goes shopping with Keri and River!
INF Daily declares that Kate Hudson is a heavy breather!
Just Jared presents Madonna's scary man-arms!
A Socialite's Life announces that Andy Roddick is engaged!
Celebslam tells Paris to have a nice fall.
Go Fug Yourself monitors the Barton vs. Hilton Fug Wars!
The Gossip Girls announce that Lindsay is blonde again!
Popsugar follows Gwen Stefani to the park.
Celebrity Baby Blog brings us Chantal's pregnancy column.
And What Would Tyler Durden Do asks, "Who is that odd man at the airport?"
See you next time!
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Blog Jam.
Oscar-winning funnyman Robin Williams returned to network TV to guest on Law and Order: SVU, filming at Bryant Park in New York on Saturday.
Williams will be playing a man whose life is falling apart and whose actions draw the attention of the Special Victims Unit.
Which fails to explain the "No Sheep" buttons that he and SVU star Richard Belzer were sporting, nor the feathers-flying pillow fight that occurred on location.
Unless there are some really weird turns in the plot. Like, weirder than usual.
Hopefully while Williams was filming, he was able to tap some of SVU's legal minds to find out how best to handle his impending divorce.
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Robin Williams' Brush With the Law.
Last night, new mom Christina Aguilera and husband Jordan Bratman went to Hollywood hotspot/paparazzi playground Villa Lounge in West Hollywood.
Christina and Jordan are quite open about how they keep the spice in their marriage. In addition to having fun at the trendiest clubs, the two are known for having "naked days" and skinny dipping together.
Having a successful career, a loving marriage, and being a doting mother? Christina's "Super Maman" (French equivalent of "Mama") pendant says it all!
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Christina Aguilera is a Clubbing Mama.
Do you think his beard got so heavy that it left him with an aching neck? Yeah, we didn't think so either.
We were sad when Zac Efron traded his family Oldsmobile for a hot new Audi. We hope Adam keeps his unassuming Mercury around for a while. It makes us happy.
Feel better, Adam!
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Adam Goldberg is in Pain.
Fun and wild fashions were oh so appropriate last night. A few thoughts:
We love Jordin Sparks' bizarre shoes (and all the crazy poses she did with them)... but why didn't she get a pedicure if she was going to wear shoes that would draw attention to her feet?
We were confused when we saw that Drake Bell's ca-razy style wasn't unique to last week's Superhero premiere (although it had been toned down last night).
Jennifer Love Hewitt showed up (with fiance Ross McCall) in a dress we thought was cute, but did little to dispell our suspicions about something.
See Ashlee Simpson pics here, or Jonas Brothers pics here, or Hayden Panettiere pics here, or Rihanna pics here, or Miley Cyrus pics here.
OR, see LOADS more photos in this gallery (click any image below to see them all).
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21st Annual Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards.
They all look different and unique, but still (magically) as if they belong together. Tre cool, Dark Hanson.
Then, when child actress Sammi Hanratty showed up, it looked as if her colorful pastel dress fit right in with the Jonas trio. Cuteness!
The guys won for best musical group.
Click any image to see all the great pics of the Jonas Brothers at the Kids' Choice Awards.
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Jonas Brothers and Hanratty Coordinate for Kids' Choice.
Polka dots. Matte neon lipstick. The baggy jeans. Teal (love it) nails.
We realize it's a little wild, but it is the Kids' Choice Awards.
Are you in agreement?
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Rihanna's Kids' Choice Style = Perfect.
The spunky Simpson sister arrived at the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards last night with hair (we're assuming) styled to shield her eye (singular) from the camera flashes.
Chanel cuff. Belted gray dress. Spicy orange wedges (can we have some, please?).
We like Ash, but we prefer the paler version.
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Ashlee Simpson Battles Orange With Orange at Kids' Choice Awards.
We hate to think what would have happened had the vehicle turned out to be a checkered cab. Then again, we have a feeling Russell instinctively knew the cab would be yellow and dressed accordingly.
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Russell Simmons Takes Fashion Preparedness Seriously.
Hayden strolled down the red rug lookin' fabu in this stylish little red number. Look at her ca-razy fan of eyelashes. Bat 'em, lady.
Hayden's little brother Jansen also showed up for the event.
Miss Panettiere couldn't stay long, though. She had to cross over to the Genesis Awards in Beverly Hills where she accepted an award for her work in bringing awareness to whale and dolphin slaughter in Japan.
Again, with the eyelashes. Get a close look at them by clicking any image.
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Hayden Panettiere Brings Bro to Kids' Choice Awards.
Miley won favorite TV actress for Hannah Montana and favorite female singer.
On the red carpet, the tween mogul wore hoop earrings, a short black dress encrusted with rhinestones, and matched her red satin peep toe pumps with a simple clutch.
Wonder if she picked up any of those pieces at the Beverly Center yesterday. We did, however, hear that this thing made an appearance at the show.
Click any picture to see all 16 red carpet pics of Miley.
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Miley Cyrus is a Kids' Choice x 2.
But, do you think she can still pull off this look?
Yesterday, Mariah checked into the George V hotel in Paris where she is promoting her upcoming album E=MC^2, to be released in April.
Mariah, once again, wore a minidress up to yeh, with a cropped jacket. The neckline, of course, was down to yeh. It's essentially identical to what she wore on The Hills premiere just days ago, but this time in pink instead of gold.
We know that most 39-year-olds couldn't even dream of wearing this, but probably wish they could. Do you think Mariah should stick with her signature teenage style? Or, are you thinking (like us) that you'd love to see her in something a little more sophisticated?
Click any image to see Pink Lady Mariah in Paris, France.
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Can Mariah Carey Still Pull That Off?.
As if being a filthy rich billionaire knight wasn't enough, Virgin mogul Sir Richard Branson got some hot cheek-kissin' action from two lovely Sheilas. We wish we could hate on him... but we kinda like him. The man shattered the record for fastest crossing of the English Channel in an amphibious vehicle (in 01:40:06, formerly held by the French at 6 hours). That counts for something, right?
The V Festival included performances by Duran Duran (no hissy fits reported... yet), Air, CSS, The Jesus and Mary Chain, and The Smashing Pumpkins. We love the stage. Doesn't it look like a spaceship landing dock?
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Australia Celebrates Virginity?.
But this picture made us laugh. Like, a lot. Sweet spandex unitard.
CSS performs at the V Festival in Sydney, Australia. More on that shortly.
Until then, just stare at the above photo. That's what we'll be doing.
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What is going on in Australia!?.
Do you think Owen came over for a visit? Or, are he and Kate sharing a residence in Miami while he films?
How do you feel about them as a couple? We think they're great!
Click any image to see the pics of Owen and the Bauer-Griffin EXCLUSIVE pics of Kate and Ryder at the same Miami seaside mansion.
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Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson Shacking Up in Miami?.
Even when her womb is filled with $10 million, Angelina felt no need to pull a Tom and Katie and rent a castle. No no. She and Brad Pitt seemed just fine getting married in one of those talking houses featured on Pee Wee's Playhouse, Sesame Street, and any other show where puppet-esque talking houses make a regular appearance (it totally looks like one of those, right?).
The French Quarter Wedding Chapel at Conti and Burgundy street in New Orleans' French Quarter is rumored to have hosted the hottest wedding in recent history.
We bet that as soon as the (reported) "I do's" were spoken, dollar bills exploded forth from Jolie's womanhood, and the chapel host later collected them and hung them from the ceiling as a keepsake.
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Brad and Angelina's Pink Wedding Chapel.
Star magazine is reporting that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were MARRIED Saturday afternoon in New Orleans, Louisiana.
Though this has yet to be officially confirmed, the wedding would be Jolie's third (previously wed to Johnny Miller in 1999 and Billy Bob Thornton in 2003) and Pitt's second (wed to Jennifer Aniston in 2000).
We'll believe it when they start making babies together.
Wait a minute...
But really, though. Who believes this happened?
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Pitt and Jolie Wed? Real, or No Real?.
Miley Cyrus is starting to scare us.
Much like the robotic bumble bees that follow us around and record our actions for the federal government's perusal, she seems to be everywhere.
First she was spotted dining at The Ivy with BFF Mandy Jirouex and mother Tish.
Next the trio invaded the Beverly Center mall in Los Angeles, causing a commotion of tweener-fan madness and shopping up a storm at Bloomingdale's, Diesel, Dolce & Gabbana and Max Studio.
We're starting to think that she's been cloned, and that conjures some very frightening prospects indeed.
And come to think of it, has anyone seen Hannah Montana lately? Is it possible that Miley had her disposed of so that she could have the spotlight all to herself?
We're through the looking glass here, people...
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Miley Cyrus Invades Invades Beverly Center.
Lovely songbird Kylie Minogue was spotted leaving her favorite Italian restaurant in South Kensington after having dinner with friends last night.
The Aussie-born sexpot was wearing an ear-to-ear grin as she made her way down the street.
Maybe Kylie was in such a good mood because, as rumors, are suggesting, she's scheduled to announce her marriage to Olivier Martinez in May?
Or perhaps she just had a bit of wine at dinner. That's entirely possible. Wine and smiles are like rainbows and unicorns; they just seem to go together.
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Kylie Gets Smiley.
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Smoking increases your chances of cancer, birth defects and becoming a fabulous dancer.
Two-time Dancing With the Stars champion Cheryl Burke ducked outside a Beverly Hills dance studio yesterday for a smoke break. Perhaps not the healthiest way to relax during a grueling regimen, but to each her own, we suppose.
Besides, the gal's been under a lot of pressure lately, battling rumors that she and dance partner Drew Lachey had an affair during DWTS's recent tour.
She also has the stress of starting a new business; Burke plans to open her own dance studio in San Francisco next month, where "students of all ages can come to explore ballroom dance and learn a little bit more about a sport that I've spent my life traveling around the world promoting and performing."
Huh; wonder if she'll hand out cigarettes at the beginning of each class.
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Cheryl Burke Is Smoking.
Acclaimed actress Helen Mirren—perhaps best known for her performance in the Bob Guccione-produced historical drama Caligula—appeared at the Barnes & Noble on Fifth Avenue in New York yesterday to promote her new autobiography, In the Frame.
Looks like a good read; we can't wait to check it out. We hope that the book goes into detail about how Helen manages to stay so beautiful. Look at her, people; the woman is 63, and she still manages to give this a run for its money.
Sigh; what a dame...
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Helen Mirren Gets Framed.
Months ago, French president Nicolas Sarkozy was involved in a mini-scandal when he (while in office) divorced his wife. Shortly thereafter, he was spotted romancing French model and musician Carla Bruni. Shortly thereafter, the two were wed.
And now, we have the great pleasure of looking at the lovely Mrs. Sarkozy traipsing all over Europe with France's pres. She has the cutest "official business" style! It's so Jackie-O. In fact, her entire wardrobe for the State Visit was designed by John Galliano for Christian Dior (a Jackie favorite!).
Over the last several days, Carla accompanied her husband while he visited various sites and conducted presidential duties in England. They attended a Doctors Without Borders conference, posed with the Queen, addressed English Parliament, and handed out the "Legion d'honneur" to British sailor Ellen McArthur. Prince Charles looked... "intrigued" to say the least.
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Put Carla Bruni (Madame Sarkozy) on Your Radar.
Today, smiley Miley Cyrus, her best friend Mandy Jiroux, and her beautiful mother Tish dropped by the see-and-be-seen Robertson Blvd eatery to be seen... and to celebrate!
Apparently, Mandy successfully found her lost dog. Iced teas and camera flashes for all!
Sadly, they did not roll up in Miley's Smart Car (we're assuming it's because the Smart Car doesn't have enough room for three-- not because the car is clearly some sort of publicity stunt... *cough*). Think she'll show up in the Smart Car at tomorrow's Kids' Choice Awards?
Click any image to see the ever-amicable trio prepare to fill their stomach with trendiness.
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Miley Cyrus Mania Hits the Ivy.
It looks (thank heavens) that the one-piece may become a common affair for the world's first supermodel.
Today, Janice Dickinson splashed through the waves of a Maui beach, taking "fierce" to a whole new galaxy with her mask and snorkel. (Tyra Banks, why no Fiercee for this woman?) Probably not her first choice of things to put her mouth, we imagine Janice eventually went with a snorkel when she realized her preferred choices would merit her no underwater breathing ability.
Janice is clearly a big fan of any camera. We like her quasi-crazed smile as she struts out of the surf.
Click any image to see Janice's Hawaiian dip. We dare you.
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Janice Dickinson Settles for a Snorkel.
While yes, Miley Cyrus is rapidly approaching the legal driving age, we know her folks are too wise to let her hit the streets in this paparazzi magnet.
Is a music video for Miley's song "Girls Night Out" in the works?
Remember back when Mandy Moore drove a VW Beetle for her "Candy" video when she was only 15? No? Well, pretend you do... 'cause she did. Anyway. It's Miley's turn.
Click any photo to get a closer look at the Miley-mobile. What do you think it's for?
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Miley Cyrus, Coming to a Miniature Road Near You.
Well, they might as well cancel the Oscars for next year, and every other year for that matter.
The Nobel Prize people might as well pack it in too.
For today has seen the birth of the mother of all awards ceremonies: The First Annual Fiercee Awards.
The Fiercees—as we're sure they'll come to be known in the history books—were hosted by Tyra Banks. The event was held to honor the women of America's Next Top Model, which is hosted by Tyra Banks.
Wow, the competition must have been grueling. Can you imagine how difficult it must be, as a contestant on America's Next Top Model, to score an award honoring the contestants of America's Next Top Model?
What were the categories? Best Blank Stare? Most Prolific Purger?
We'd comment on how utterly retarded this whole travesty is, but we're too busy wondering how Tyra could wear that dress, when it so obviously makes her butt look fat.
We're sorry; that was cruel.
It's actually the heaping mounds of cellulite that make her butt look fat. It's unfair to blame the dress.
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Worst. Awards Ceremony. Ever. .
The Buscemi bunch dropped by the Colosseum, Piazza Venezia, Trevi Fountain, and Gianicolo Hill. Photos were taken, Spartans made questionable hand gestures, and Buscemi gave his flame-haired wife a loving hug. What a nice first lady she'd make.
Click any image to see the Bauer-Griffin EXCLUSIVE photos of the Buscemis seeing the sights.
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Steve Buscemi in European Vacation.
Leaving L.A. yesterday, The Hills star Lauren Conrad chats with photographers about a mysterious piece of her luggage and her trip up north to Toronto, Canada.
When a photographer jokes with Conrad, asking, “What’s in your bags…clothing line?…how many shoes?” LC smiles back, playfully telling the photog to stop guessing, “It’s my stuff--don’t take apart my stuff...”
A moment later Lauren revealed that she did indeed have a surprise in store and that her trip was not just a vacation, telling the photographer “We’re doing a party for my clothing line up there.” Canadian fashonistas get ready!
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LC’s Covert Canadian Getaway.
Recurring Simpsons character Sideshow Bob dropped by the Apple Store in New York's Soho district yesterday to bust out a few songs from the long-running animated series. Among the numbers that he per...
Oh, wait; that's just Adam Duritz of Counting Crows, who were promoting their latest album,
It was good of Duritz to show his roots, warbling along in his Dead Boys T-shirt.
Because you can totally hear the profound Dead Boys influence in Counting Crows' music.
Much like you can hear the profound GG Allin influence in Miley Cyrus' tunes.
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Sideshow Bob Sings!.
(Time + Sun) + Partying + Relationship Stress x 2 = Aging
It seems the mom of two is a real person after all. That said, Pammy Pants, fire your makeup artist. If "your makeup artist" is yourself? Fire you. The word "lipstick" implies that the product is applied to the LIPS, not the to lips and all surrounding areas. We think you don't get enough credit sometimes for your entrepreneurial spirit. We really do like you Pam. But we think it's time to take your "look" in another direction.
Drake Bell, your outfit makes our ears hurt. P.S. Nice beard^2.
A "zany spoof comedy" does not merit zany red carpet fashion. At least not to the degree seen at last night's premiere.
Leslie Nielsen is 82 years old and HE is the best dressed star on the red rug! As if we needed another reason to love him. 32 photos in the gallery.
Photography by AXELLE
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Superhero Premiere: Bringing Out the Worst of the Best?.
One sings "Ride for You," and the other has ridden all sorts of things for porn enthusiasts everywhere.
One works for Diddy, the other has been know to get very diddly.
Is it any wonder that these two blond behemoths of pop culture should get along so well?
Adult-entertainment legend Jenna Jameson and Danity Kane chanteuse Aubrey O'Day—who totally does not look psychotically happy in the above photo, so stop saying that—tore a blazing path across the Los Angeles club circuit last night, hitting Opera nightclub and Foxtail supper club together.
When Jenna wasn't busy honoring numerous autograph requests, that is. We wonder if it was awkward for Aubrey to realize that she was being outshone by a woman who does most of her work lying on her back.
Looks like the pair had an exciting and totally wholesome time. We wonder how many Shirley Temples those two knocked back before calling it a night.
Photography by GARRY SUN
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Jenna Jameson and Aubrey O'Day Are BFFs.
After lunch, Summer headed off with the baby while Casey took Indiana to day camp.
We love Summer's low-tech baby sling. We love an eco-conscious family who rolls in a Prius when they could probably drive any car they please. We also love to see a dad who can pull off a Richie Tennbaum sweatband-- and later let his son rock the look.
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Casey Affleck is a Family Man.
And we thought the creepiest thing about Hulk Hogan was his mustache.
The Hulkster touched down at Los Angeles International Airport yesterday, accompanied by blond, buxom companion Jennifer McDaniel—who just happens to be a virtual doppelgänger for Hogan's daughter Brooke and his soon-to-be-ex wife, Linda.
We guess Hogan really does know best—how to skeeve us out, anyway.
Oh well; hopefully Hulk's lady friend can take his mind off of his legal troubles; he's been named in a civil suit relating to his son Nick's street-racing accident. The suit claims that Hulk and Linda encouraged Nick's interest in street racing.
Which, we suppose, might not be the worst example Hulk is setting lately.
Photography by DEAN
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Hulk Hogan's Family Affair.
What do you think the characters on Audrina's arm mean? We bet they translate to, "This fools no one and Pop Fiction should hire a new effects makeup artist."
Photos by GARRY SUN
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Audrina Patridge Reeks of Pop Fiction.
Kate Bosworth has taken one step closer to becoming the ideal woman—or at least a really fun date.
Bosworth, seen here checking out of the Mercer Hotel in New York's Soho district yesterday, told People magazine that she can't remember shooting her love scene with Jim Sturgess for gambling thriller 21 because they "were both so drunk."
Kate added, "We just decided to have a couple of drinks, loosen up and go for it ... It was brilliant for about half an hour. As we continued to drink ... it just became sloppy and messy. I couldn't stand up at one point."
"Kate Bosworth," "sloppy" and "messy"; we like the sound of it.
Don't feel bad about the lost memory, Kate; sometimes it's better that way. Or so we've been told.
Photos by ANDERSON
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Kate Bosworth's Sex Blackout.
Sure, the late-night talk-show host might have been giving a thumbs-up to the dinner that he and his wife, Liza Powel, enjoyed at Los Angeles' Locanda Veneta last night.
But we doubt it.
We're pretty certain that he was giving the thumbs-up to himself.
As he should.
He's smart. He's funny. He has great hair. He probably faintly exudes the scent of lilacs without even trying.
And his name is Conan.
Can you think of anyone named Conan who isn't awesome? No, we didn't think so.
Either that, or he was trying to pull the old "pull my thumb" gag after filling up on Italian food.
No way, Mr. Funnyman! We're not falling for that.
Again.
Photography by GABO/BAUER
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Conan O'Brien Acknowledges His Own Awesomeness.
Big-screen tough guy Jason Statham (The Bank Job, Crank) hit the London clubs last night, dropping in at Modiva Club with some buddies before swinging by the British Luxury Club.
And despite what the look on his face might suggest, Jay-Jay was in complete control.
Jay-Jay is always in complete control. But especially when he's out clubbing.
When he hits the clubs, you can bet they feel it. And they learn to keep their smart mouths shut.
When he knocks back drinks, they stay knocked back, if they know what's good for them.
He gives alcohol hangovers.
Jason Statham: The Chuck Norris of clubbing.
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Jason Statham Goes A-Clubbing.
Happy weekend, everyone! Let's engage in some hot, steamy link-ups, shall we? First off, your pals here at Bauer-Griffin report that—dare it be hoped?—Audrina Patridge may soon be getting poked over and over again with a needle!
Pacific Coast News informs us that the Jonas Brothers are virgins with benefits!
INF Daily delivers a lip-smacking Gossip Girl spoiler!
Flynet presents photos that are no Laugh-In matter!
Just Jared announces that Paris Hilton is a belly dancer!
A Socialite's Life brings news of a Barack-related estrogen explosion!
Celebslam tells us that Rikki Rockett has been up to some shenanigans.
Go Fug Yourself wants you to meet Heidi Fugtag.
The Gossip Girls have their ears tuned to Kate Walsh's sexy talk.
Popsugar crashes Fergie and Quentin's totally sweet birthday party!
Celebrity Baby Blog says that Dennis Quaid is happy to be normal.
And, finally, What Would Tyler Durden Do presents Sarah Larson's loving tribute to Mother Teresa.
See you next time!
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Blog Jam.
Man, that Nicole Kidman is one heath-conscious mother-to-be.
Here she is, well into her pregnancy, and she's still sticking to her exercise regimen.
Nicole was spotted leaving her gym in Sydney yesterday after her morning workout, looking pretty solid despite her state of expectancy.
With a gestational host like that, we bet Nicole's kid is gonna be one buff infant. Too bad Nicole's not still with Tom Cruise, because the kid would probably come out of the womb strong enough to knock the nutty right out of him.
Photography by BEN MCDONALD
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Nicole Kidman, Fit for MILF-dom.
As if we needed another reason to be totally in love with Anne Hathaway, it turns out that she's a kind and gracious soul as well as a complete hottie.
Anne is currently in Manhattan filming the upcoming comedy Bride Wars and, as luck would have it, the weather wasn't cooperating as she made her way from trailer to set yesterday.
Not only was Anne totally prepared for the inclement circumstances (we love that in a woman), but she went so far as to share her umbrella with a fellow human being, even though that meant risking the possibility that she might not stay totally dry herself.
What a gal! World leaders should take note of this selfless act. If they could find it in themselves to share the metaphorical global umbrella with each other, we might finally have peace on this planet.
As for those who would hope to see a rain-drenched Anne prancing through the streets, her clothes clinging enticingly to her figure?
We hope that she'll find it in her heart to accommodate them someday soon, too.
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Anne Hathaway Is a Caring Woman.
This just came in our mail.
Paris Hilton is on the cover of National Geographic.
We hear hooves...
Oh wait. What's that you say? You say the cover is plastered with "Harvard Lampoon?"
Have you people never heard of the CHAOS that ensued when, in the 1930's, a radio station broadcast a radioplay based on the H.G. Wells alien invasion story War of the Worlds? People went ba-zonkers!
That said, the cover reinforces our suspicion that Paris is a furry.
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National Geographic Puts Paris Hilton on Cover, Ushers in Apocalypse.
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Which Chace Face Do You Prefer?.
Even so, after her nude photo "scandal," we feel a little amused seeing her face juxtaposed so close to the phrase "deadly sin," and seeing her point at "Free Trial!" as if she is going to let us all have a go.
Audrina joined a hot tattooed gal pal for "lunch" and photo-ops at the Newsroom Cafe on the pap-happy Robertson Blvd. Is Audrina planning to mar her perfect bod with some perma-ink? Knowing how The Hills girls trade boys like they're playing Go Fish, let's hope that if she does, it's not the name of some dude.
Click any image to see Audrina and her pal mull over some ink options.
Photos by DANIELLE
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Try Audrina For Free! Is Patridge Getting Inked?.
What do you get the girl who has everything—including a set of lovely lady lumps—for her 33rd birthday?
Well, a flight on a private jet is a good start.
Black Eyed Peas sexpot Fergie was whisked away with her fiancé Josh Duhamel this afternoon to a small airport in the Los Angeles area, at which point the couple hopped on a private jet and flew off to God knows where. Someplace really cool, we're guessing. They probably have their own island that nobody knows about, where the waterfalls flow with Cristal and the natives have been trained to feed grapes to the couple with their feet.
Happy birthday, Fergie! We're totally not jealous. We flew on a private jet on our last birthday too.
Well, we pretended to, anyway. In a refrigerator box. Which was our only present.
But we drew cool fake cockpit controls on the inside, and went, "FSSSHHH!" real loud to make it sound like we were really flying.
So, really, it pretty much the same thing.
Photography by SCOTT/JEFF/CHRIS
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Fergie's Private Birthday Moment.
When you're on one of the hottest shows of the moment, there's not a lot of time to hit the gym.
So The Hills fave Lauren Conrad keeps in shape by engaging in a set of makeshift calisthenics before her flight.
Witness Lauren hoist her massive luggage at the check-in counter at Los Angeles International Airport earlier today. We bet her biceps are like coiled steel.
Elsewhere in the photo-set, you may think that Lauren is dropping to her haunches in order to rummage through her purse, but don't be fooled—she's actually doing a set of squat-thrusts in a manner that won't draw attention.
Good for you, Lauren! With the childhood obesity epidemic in this country, you're setting a shining example for the youth of today.
Click below to view the full gallery of 16 photos. Feel free to grunt and flex as you do so; Lauren would want it that way.
Photography by GABO
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Lauren Conrad's Airport Workout.
Yesterday, around dusk, the leggy mom of Suri made a quick stop at a shop on Beverly Blvd in Los Angeles.
It was so quick that, had we not actually produced photos, we might have thought her just an apparition.
What do you think Ms. Holmes should do with her hair next? We'd like to see it going back to long, body-filled layers. Then again, that style would be difficult for Suri to pull of at such a young age, and ya know how those two like to match.
Click any image to see Katie's quick dash in the EXCLUSIVE Bauer-Griffin photos.
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Katie Holmes! There she is! There she was....
Antiques. Baby clothing. Stationary.
Clearly, a day of thrills.
The Hollywood housewife (who seems significantly less desperate these days) topped off the trip with one of her favorite things: a police escort. Sigh.
We would love to see Miley Cyrus shop on Montana Avenue... just so we can use that obvious title.
Photos by ISBP/DANIELLE
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Did Marcia Cross the Line?.
Today, Chace Crawford and Jessica Szohr (who plays Dan's "not filthy rich" childhood/current best friend) spent the day in Long Island City to film scenes for an upcoming episode of Gossip Girl.
The two braved the drizzly NYC weather and Chace proved his self-sufficiency by holding his own umbrella. Ah, celebrities. They're just like us.
We love how sometimes Chace looks so vapid. It makes us believe we could get with him. But alas, perhaps he is "acting." These photos remind us how we love all of Chace's faces, vapid or not.
Photos by CV-DK
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Chace Crawford: A Man of Many Faces.
Everyone's favorite mess, Amy Winehouse, wasn't her usual friendly self as she left to visit incarcerated hubby Blake Fielder-Civil in prison today.
The troubled singer raised her hand to the cameras as if to shield herself from their scrutiny.
And who could blame her? Amy, you're looking a fright these days.
First of all, it's amazing that your arms are even capable of holding your mitt up in that position. We've seen spaghetti strands with more girth.
And the skin, Amy; all the makeup in the world isn't going to cover up the scab colony on your face.
What happened? When you left rehab, we had high hopes. You had a healthy glow, or at least a dim glint, about you.
It even looked like you were putting some meat on your bones. (Of course, that was probably the result of the KFC-and-Snickers diet you were on.)
Hmm; what in the world could have happened?
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Amy Winehouse: "Talk to the Hand!".
Like we said. We love Karl Lagerfeld.
Yesterday, the designer and photographer extraordinaire took to the streets of New York City to shoot a Fendi campaign with leggy Brazillian model (redundant, we know) Raquel Zimmermann. Meanwhile, a random dude decided to hone his cell phone photography skills and shoot Karl.
Who do you think got to keep the giant Fendi symbol? We think it would look nice in our backyard*. That, or continuing to rust next to a dumpster.
Photos by CV-DK
*non-existent
Hello, celebrity-gossip junkies! Time for another trip around the Web to see what's hopping. Hole on tight:
A Socialite's Life reports that the Beckhams have eaten!
Just Jared asks, "Justin Chambers: Bombed or narcoleptic?"
Celebslam announces that T.I. is S.O.L.
Go Fug Yourself advances to the Sweet 16 round of Fug Madness!
The Gossip Girls reveal that Christina Aguilera is into skinny-dipping!
Popsugar presents its celebrity beach body quiz!
Celebrity Baby Blog says that Mr. Big is enjoying his new little guy!
And What Would Tyler Durden Do reaches the conclusion that Katherine Heigl sucks!
See you next time!
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Blog Jam.
It was Mommy and Daughter Day in London today, as supermodel Kate Moss took a break in her schedule to spend some quality time with her five-year-old daughter, Lila.
No doubt about it, Lila's one adorable little girl. But that's not surprising, given the genetic palette she's working with.
The real surprise here—aside from the fact that Moss was photographed doing something besides stumbling out of a pub—is that Moss's matchstick body was actually capable of accommodating the birthing process.
Oh, sure; we suppose it's possible that some sort of Jaws of Life mechanism could have been used to extract the precious little snowflake. But either way, that must have been a tight squeeze for poor Lila. It's shocking that she doesn't resemble a pinhead after that ordeal.
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Kate Moss Walks Her Kid.
Earlier in the week, we brought you pics of the New York City Run, Fatboy, Run premiere. On Monday, the ship docked in Los Angeles for the West Coast premiere at Hollywood's Arclight Theatre.
We just love (no, really) the people who turned up for the event.
If you haven't seen Brit comedy star Simon Pegg's other films (Shaun of the Dead and Hott Fuzz), you are missing out. Simon both wrote and starred in Run, Fatboy, Run, about an out-of-shape schlub who tries to win his lady back by running a marathon.
Tiny Thandie Newton is always gorgeous. Even though her dress reminds us of those plastic leis and a piñata, we still like it.
We had to look up Shelley Hennig. She, apparently, is a regular on super-soap Days of Our Lives. We think she is just adorable. Doesn't she look real and friendly?
Alas, director David Schwimmer decided to pull his old, "I am boycotting ties! But aren't scarves dandy?" trick again. He balanced out his look by wearing a stunning, exotic beauty on his arm. Well played.
Click any image to see all 38 photos from the event.
Photos by AXELLE
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Run, Fatboy Runs to Los Angeles.
Steve Buscemi is, hands-down, our favorite bug-eyed actor.
And this photo of him, taken during a recent press junket in Rome, can't help but remind us of another great American.
That's right: Uncle Sam.
Inspiring. Solid. Finger-pointing.
And given that Election Day is fast coming upon us, we're just gonna come right out and say it: Steve Buscemi for President in 2008.
Think about it.
The man obviously loves his country, as evidenced when he volunteered for recovery work with his old firehouse at Ground Zero in the days following September 11, 2001.
With his directorial experience (such as the recent Interview), managing the petty and egotistical personalities of Congress would be a snap.
And if there's any man more capable of frightening the terrorists into submission with one creepy stare, we'd like to meet him.
Think about it:
Buscemi for President: Because the other candidates only smell creepy.
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Steve Buscemi Wants You!.
He and wife Victoria grabbed dinner at the Baccarat Museum's restaurant. We like to image that when "grabbing dinner," Victoria picks up food with her fists, squeezes it, then sets it back down again. A moist towelette to the palms, aaaaand she's done.
Afterward, the posh pair headed back to the Geroge V Hotel.
We love us some Posh Spice, but for some reason, the bright purple ostrich purse with that getup is not doing it for us. We really like her patent leather plum Loubs, but plum and royal purple does not always a flawless look make. Oh well. We appreciate how fearless Vic's fashion can be and how, more often than not, her risk-taking pays off.
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After Loss, Beckhams Go to "Eat".
Is Saucy Aussie Kylie Minogue getting ready to tie the knot?
The lovely songbird, seen here leaving her London home earlier this week, will reportedly announce her marriage to French actor Olivier Martinez at a May 12 concert in Prague, according to a Czech news site.
The pair's on-again, off-again relationship has been the subject of much speculation. In February, Minogue publicly announced that they were just friends, when rumors arose after the two were seen eating together.
"I had dinner with my ex-boyfriend and next thing I know there's a debate about whether we're having a family," Minogue noted. "We didn't even talk about that."
Of course, Minogue will turn 40 in May, and that's bound to make a person start thinking about long-term plans.
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Wedding Bells for Kylie Minogue?.
But, when we got these pics of the Beckham wife and offspring watching their pop play in Paris, how could we not post them?
Yesterday, David Beckham took the field with his English teammates to battle it out with longtime rival (in so many ways) France. Meanwhile, Victoria and the three Beckham boys (Brooklyn, Romeo, and Cruz) watched and cheered Dad on from the stands.
Sadly for the Beckham clan, England lost the match 0-1. Lucky for Cruz, not all was a loss. From the look of his mining finger, at least one Beckham came out [with] a winner. Celebrity offspring. They're just like non-celebrity offspring. *Awwwww/Sigh*
Click any image to see superhot soccer dad David play while his wife and kids cheer... and stuff.
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England Loses, But Cruz Beckham Picks a Winner.
Yesterday, THE Serena van der Woodsen, stepped out in her Posh Spice finest (read: latex leggings) on the set of Gossip Girl in the streets of New York City.
Not only did Blake show us her sweater puppy, she also showed us several of the hot outfits we can expect to see on upcoming episodes of GG.
Plus, Michelle Trachtenberg (who is joining the cast for a several-episodes arc) was spotted on set in a studded tunic and some patent leather ruby pumps.
Watch out, Serena. Shiz is about to hit the fan. 18 photos of the Goss' in the gallery.
Photos by CV-DK
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Michelle Trachtenberg Joins Blake Lively as a Gossip Girl.
Velvet Revolver guitarist Slash may be one of the biggest rock stars in the world, but he still manages to keep it real.
Real dirty, that is.
The curly-haired fret-burner arrived back at his hotel in London last night clutching a bag of his dirty laundry.
We're guessing that it must have been fairly pungent, given the fact that he's practically holding it at arm's length.
We're not surprised. Check out the stain on his jeans and the sorry state of his sneakers. If those are his clean clothes, how soiled does his wardrobe have to get before he decides to launder it?
But kudos to him anyway for handling the task himself. We wonder if he also dry-cleans his own top hats.
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Slash Is a Dirty Bird.
The Hills castmember Audrina Patridge celebrated her newfound success as a nude model with a hearty dinner at STK steakhouse, the hip new place to get your arteries clogged in Los Angeles.
Good choice, Audrina; with your star rapidly on the rise and your schedule no doubt growing more hectic, you're going to need protein to keep up your strength. If you choose to derive that protein from a slab of slaughtered cow, so be it.
Audrina made the scene with an unknown gal-pal, even though Heidi Montag was probably all like, "Hey, can I come along too?"
Hope they made it home okay; her friend's windshield was totally filthy.
Maybe she should have asked Audrina to lick it clean. You know, for the protein.
Photography by GARRY SUN
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Audrina Patridge Scores Some Meat.
Why the long face, Kevin Connolly?
Still waiting for your special-order shoe lifts to arrive in the mail?
Perturbed by the fact that your castmate is a complete cheeseball, and he still probably pulls 10 times the amount of tail you do?
We're not exactly sure why the Entourage star appeared so morose as he left Villa Lounge with his male buddy last night. But we suspect that it might have something to do with the fact that he left Villa Lounge with a male buddy last night.
Photography by GARRY SUN
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Kevin Connolly Looks Glum.
We like a gal who does her own grocery shopping and isn't afraid to rock a top decorated with little blue hippos.
And we really like Sophie Monk, because ... well, good God, just look at her.
Benji Madden's ex dropped by the grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday, where she picked up a few items (including, it appears, a tub of Cool Whip).
We hope she's also managing to pick up the pieces of her shattered love life. It can't be easy turning on the TV every day and seeing your ex-fiancé with Hollywood's most notorious man-eater.
It's enough to make a girl want to drown her sorrows by sucking down an entire tub of Cool Whip in one sitting. Directly from the package.
Go easy on that stuff, Sophie; a single gal needs to watch her figure, you know.
Photography by MATEI/JRI
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Sophie Monk Shops.
Life's no bowl of Snausages for Kathleen Robertson's Doberman pinscher.
First, someone apparently washed the poor beast in hot water, resulting in its drastic shrinkage.
And yesterday, the puny pooch was nearly the victim of a coyote encounter!
A rather pregnant Robertson (The Business, Hollywoodland) took the pup for a hike in Los Angeles' Runyon Canyon and, as you can see, her pooch wasn't the only four-legged creature roaming around. Well within striking distance was a coyote, who we assume only neglected to engage in battle because he was expecting a package from the Acme Corporation.
Hmm; upon closer inspection, that might just be a regular-sized dog. Guess our perspective was thrown off by Robertson's diminutive canine.
Still, we're betting there are some coyotes roaming around Runyon Canyon. There are rattlesnakes there and, wherever there are rattlesnakes, coyotes aren't far behind.
You might want to consider upgrading your dog, Kathleen. A woman in your condition can't take any chances.
Photography by GABO/MEAN
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Kathleen Robertson Doggie Disaster Narrowly Averted.
Today, we're fulfilling the fantasies of a ba-jillion tweenaged girls by bringing them The Jonas Brothers, a lovely day in the park, and a bed (which is only to be used for sleeping. See: promise rings).
This afternoon, the Brothers Jonas continued their second day of doing a photoshoot and videoshoot for People Magazine. In addition to whatever bizarre antics are taking place on that four-poster bed, Dark Hanson jumped onto some Vespas and let their curly hair catch the breeze.
Be sure to check out the Bauer-Griffin EXCLUSIVE VIDEO of the shoot in the post directly below.
Click any image to see all 23 photos of the guys shooting [for] People.
Photos by JRI/MATEI/DEAN
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In Bed With the Jonas Brothers.
Fresh off their Monday morning appearance at the White House, the Jonas Brothers hopped a plane to Hollywood to perform on last night's 'Dancing with the Stars' (which as of today has already had more than 30,000 views on YouTube); the start of a wild week in L.A. for the rock 'n roll trio. Ahead of a late night stint later this evening on "Jimmy Kimmel Live", the Jonas Brothers snuck off for a People Magazine photoshoot at a top secret location in Hollywood. Kevin Jonas showed his brawn by helping push around a giant prop bed for the shoot with his brother atop giving directions.
The teen rock sensations just finished up their sold-out “Look Me In The Eyes Tour” and are now gearing up for their “Burning Up” summer tour.
Click above to view the Bauer-Griffin EXCLUSIVE video of the Jonas Brothers.
Video by JRI / MATEI