What?  We didn't say it!  She did.

The girl just won't quit.  And we are A-Okay with that.

Ugh!

We were just too amused by these photos not to post them.

You'd think that a gal who's mastered the art of nude modeling wouldn't have much of a problem with a few simple dance moves.

Alas, it apparently isn't so.

The Hills star proved to be woefully unable to perform the "YMCA" dance as she left this morning's appearance on Live With Regis and Kelly.

As you can see, Audrina failed to extend her arms properly, resulting in the formation of the letter "U."

Now, don't get us wrong. We have nothing against the UMCA. The University of Missouri Center for Agroforestry is a fine educational facility.

But it's hardly a place to get yourself clean, have a good meal, and do whatever you feel.

Perhaps Audrina should take some dance lessons from this guy. He's really got it going on.  

Goodness gracious, Avril Lavigne seems to have matured.

The perma-scowl has disappeared.

She no longer wears so much eyeliner that she looks like a raccoon with breasts.

And, as evidenced here, she's now capable of having at least seven pictures of herself taken without flipping the bird. What a milestone!

She's even cheery enough to sign autographs for fans, even though she had to get up totally early to appear on Live With Regis and Kelly this morning.

Sure, we wish she'd wash that Pepto-Bismol out of her hair, but one step at a time, we suppose.

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Miley Cyrus must be the hardest-working teenager in showbiz.

She just won two Kids' Choice Awards and, not content to rest on her laurels, she's already back to work on her next musical masterpiece. 

Miley was spotted heading to the Levels Audio recording studio in Los Angeles today, but not before heading to the Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf for a little caffeination and, perhaps, inspiration.

It's obvious that she wants to share her music with her fans as quickly as possible. She doesn't even worry that the coffee might stunt her growth—she's just that dedicated.

We don't understand why some people say that they wish the tight jeans that her dad, Billy Ray Cyrus, used to wear during his "Achy Breaky Heart" days had left him sterile.

Those kind of comments are cruel, and not conducive to building the kind of peaceful world that Miley strives to create.

We think that people who say that sort of thing are just jealous—of Miley's success, popularity, and close relationship with her mom, who is totally not glomming onto Miley's career.

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What's that you say?  You say she's not wearing a mask?

Well, at least that's how it looks.

Yesterday, Grauman's Chinese Theater in Hollywoodland played host to the premiere of Nim's Island, a film, according to IMDB, about "A young girl [who] inhabits an island with her scientist father and communicates with a reclusive author of the novel she's reading." Right.

We're not sure what Pamela Bach—the recently divorced ex-wife of David Hasselhoff—is spending her settlement on, but we can be reasonably sure of one thing: it isn't plastic surgery.  

Bach was spotted vacationing on a Maui beach this weekend, looking a bit baggy and saggy in her bikini.

Oh, sure, she might not look as atrocious as this, but we're not sure what gravity's having a bigger effect on: the ocean's waves or Pam's wizening form.

We bet the Hoff is drunkenly chuckling into a hamburger somewhere right now.

But that's mainly because it's Monday.

The inevitable cancellation of NBC's The Bionic Woman hasn't slowed down its star, Michelle Ryan. The soon-to-be-former Jaime Sommers was spotted in North London, filming the upcoming ITV1 drama, Mr. Eleven.

The show's plot revolves around a woman who's obsessed with the theory that British women tend to settle down with their 11th partner. After marrying the man who she thinks is her 11th lover, a confession from a former partner reveals that her new husband is, in fact, her 10th lover.

Sounds a little complicated to us; we'll stick to our Benny Hill Show re-runs, thanks very much. That bald dude was hilarious.

Even so, we wish Michelle all the luck in the world in her new venture. And we love the red jacket. It looks like this guy isn't the only one who can rock Michael Jackson's look better than Jack-o himself.

 

We like the giant poster behind them that reads, "Scorcese, Stones."  It makes us imagine that Martin Scorcese has joined the band.  Are we the only ones who would like to see Marty up on stage, rocking out with the best of them?  We'd like to throw his unenthused fashions in with the Rolling Stones' signature mess of leather and handkerchiefs.

Woo!  We love us some Kylie Minogue.  She's sexy.  Beautiful.  She's always smiling.  She has a lust-worthy accent.  She's a cancer survivor!  For these reasons and more, we are thrilled to have Kylie in the USA, even for only a few days.  

Today, two of our favorite ladies took a little jog together in NYC.  It was all in the name of Bride Wars, the new film Anne Hathaway and Kate Hudson are currently filming.  Hudson is not only acting in the film, she's also a producer on the project.  The production will move to Boston starting tomorrow.

Self-professed "world's first supermodel" Janice Dickinson apparently forgot to iron her skin before putting it on, but that didn't keep her from flaunting her crumpled form in a tiny bikini and skimpy shorts while vacationing in Maui this weekend.

Former America's Next Top Model host Janice, who is presumed to be 53—carbon-dating has proven inconclusive—should perhaps consider transitioning into a more modest fashion sense. Or a trip to the cosmetic surgeon.

At the very least, Janice, clip some clothespins behind your legs, before the elephants start pointing at your knees and snickering.  

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Yesterday, BFD Miley Cyrus was a busy gal, filling the day with family and errands.  Miley, BFF Mandy Jiroux, mom Tish, sister Braison, her brother, her aunt, and her grandma (whew) all attended an afternoon church service.  Then, it was off to running errands which included a trip to the nail salon.

Naomi Watts dropped in on the set of X-Men Origins: Wolverine in Sydney to visit hubby Liev Schrieber today, apparently unfazed by the fact that any delay in the movie's production will most likely throw geeks everywhere into spasms of impotent rage and furious message-boarding.

Maybe Liev forgot to bring his lunch with his when he left this morning.

Or maybe Naomi wanted to make sure there wasn't anything funny going on with any of his co-stars. Like, say, Liev and Hugh Jackman petting each other's muttonchop sideburns.   

Jeez; no wonder Liev is so fond of scooters; a man's gotta get out on his own sometimes.

Look! Up in the sky! It's... it's ... it's....

Well, what is it, Chris Noth?

Noth was back in New York on Saturday, shooting Law and Order: Criminal Intent after the show's hiatus.

No big surprise there; the man is nothing if not a yeomanly thespian.

What did raise our eyebrows, however, was Noth's intense gaze skyward. Was he experiencing a UFO sighting? Was it Superman? The Goodyear blimp?

Mutant mosquitoes the size of sheepdogs?

We're gonna choose to believe the latter, if only because we'd like to see him hanging out with his buddies, telling them, "I swear to God, they were this big!"