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Or rather, Jamie Lynn Spears' shirt proclaimed that she is a "Phat Lady."
Why ya gotta be all down on women, JLS's Shirt? Oh, no, see, it's phat with a P H, which means--
--Remember when that used to be an actual conversation? We were just being nostalgic...
Earlier today, Jamie Lynn was spotted moving some BABY items from her car to her cousin's vehicle in Mississippi.
Are the baby things for Jamie Lynn's soon-to-be little one? Or, is she practicing her Mom Skillz with someone else's child? If it's the former, the stuff was PINK. We're just sayin'...
Photos by GABO/DEAN
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Jamie Lynn Spears is Phat.
After yesterday's church/manicure/errands spree, then today's coffee/recording session, Miley Cyrus and her mama Tish headed to boutiques Elizabeth Albert and Weekendz Only.
We sincerely hope those bags are filled with swag-galore. Miley is a hard-workin' little lady which, for some reason, makes us hope she is rewarded with piles of free stuff. Weird, we know. We're going to the doctor to have that whole sympathy thing looked at.
(Love the off-the-shoulder gray sweatshirt. It's bizarrely perfect.)
Click any image to see Miley and Mom shop away!
- Photos by SCOTT/CHRIS
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Miley Cyrus Puts Energizer Bunny to Shame.
And NOW, Janice Dickinson did that (see above)!!!
We think it is time for someone to leave Maui. That someone is not us.
Sorry, Janice. But, we like you better when you're doing silly little "heel-clicking" poses, like yeh:
And, no. That is not Jeffrey Sebelia from Project Runway. Twinsies much?
Photos by BM/JSM
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Janice Dickinson, It Burns! It Burns!.
It seems that Hayden Panettiere will feel right at home in Vancouver where she is filming I Love You Beth Cooper. She could get one cup at one Starbucks, then walk across the street to get the other. Perfie!
We realize this sort of hilarity is nothing too too abnormal, but it doesn't diminish our being amused by it each and every time it's brought to our attention.
Apparently, Canadians can't get enough Starbucks either. We're not so different after all. *sigh/smile*
Ahhhh, Best of Show. Such a good movie...
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Just for Fun: Canadians, Not So Different After All.
You'd think that a gal who's mastered the art of nude modeling wouldn't have much of a problem with a few simple dance moves.
Alas, it apparently isn't so.
The Hills star proved to be woefully unable to perform the "YMCA" dance as she left this morning's appearance on Live With Regis and Kelly.
As you can see, Audrina failed to extend her arms properly, resulting in the formation of the letter "U."
Now, don't get us wrong. We have nothing against the UMCA. The University of Missouri Center for Agroforestry is a fine educational facility.
But it's hardly a place to get yourself clean, have a good meal, and do whatever you feel.
Perhaps Audrina should take some dance lessons from this guy. He's really got it going on.
Photography by DISCIULLO
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Audrina Patridge Fails at YMCA Dance.
Goodness gracious, Avril Lavigne seems to have matured.
The perma-scowl has disappeared.
She no longer wears so much eyeliner that she looks like a raccoon with breasts.
And, as evidenced here, she's now capable of having at least seven pictures of herself taken without flipping the bird. What a milestone!
She's even cheery enough to sign autographs for fans, even though she had to get up totally early to appear on Live With Regis and Kelly this morning.
Sure, we wish she'd wash that Pepto-Bismol out of her hair, but one step at a time, we suppose.
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Photography by DISCIULLO
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Avril Lavigne Smiles, World Gasps.
