Simpson and Romo Head for the Mainland

Tony Romo brought Jessica Simpson (and her contagious foul luck) to spend the week infiltrating the island of Oahu.  The two were in Honolulu to soak up the sun... and for Romo to play in the NFL Pro Bowl, of course.

So, Hawaiians, if your week has been wrought with unfortunate happenings, you can now breathe easy-- They're leaving.

We kid, we kid.  It's great to see all is still smooth sailing for the quarterback and his slim receiver.  Jess deserves a change of pace, so, for her sake, let's hope the country album she's been working on will be enough to set her flailing career back on track.