Penelope Cruz Can't Top Herself

What we do not want, however, is a tuft of feathers that awkwardly bounces about when we walk.  Said tuft is eye-catching in a way we don't imagine you intended it to be.

But we gotta give you credit, Penelope.  We really couldn't expect you to top what you did on last year's AA runway. In fact, we aren't going to hold this against you, considering last year's dress (and your perpetual beauty) has scored you a surplus of points in our book.

Click any image below to look at a Chanel-clad Cruz at this year's Oscars and reminisce about her flawlessness on last year's red rug.  We've included both styles for your review.