Paris to Hollywood: "I'm Outta Here!"

Most people stop at removing their shoes and belts when they pass through airport security. But Paris Hilton goes the extra mile in keeping our airways safe.

Or something. While heading for a departing flight at Los Angeles International Airport, America's Favorite Heiress took off her Rolling Stones tank-top before passing through the metal detector. We're assuming this was because of some sort of metallic fabric in the garment, and not a compulsive urge to disrobe at random.

Equally curious is Paris' decision to split town as the Oscars--and Hollywood's biggest party weekend--approach. We can't imagine that she's suddenly become soiree-averse. Maybe she's just protesting the fact that The Hottie and the Nottie failed to garner any nominations.