Michael's Sloppy Spaghetti Lunch

Character actor Michael Rapaport ("My Name is Earl" "War at Home") inhales a plate of spaghetti at the Melrose Avenue Fred Segal.  Most folks people might, ooooh, I don't know, make an attempt to eat in a civilized manner when eating in public.  Not Michael.  Between sucking down iced tea and checking his really important text messages, Michael schlopped noodles all over his face, cleaned his teeth with a napkin, and picked a wedgie before heading off.